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mweinstone
11-02-2006, 18:07
hi minnesota ! when your pics arrive they will be wisked off to whearever they get wisked to so others can see them. ill have it disced and uploaded in mere minutes.
attention: summit congradulatory posts will still be called summit posts. not ,...done the trail posts or ,.... flip over posts,... not happy finnishing day posts or any other non summit like posts.they will be called summit posts. heres a generic sampleing that lazy posters can pick from.
wow you made it!
great job ms!
wow you made it ms
great job minnesota smith.
now. as far as artwork and photo congrats,...anything goes. im thinking of takeing out a whole page add somewhere around pp 300 to post the complete works of the nay sayers in poster form witch can be ,printed and framed as a keepsake for our boy.
Alligator
11-02-2006, 18:08
TOF e=mc^2
sherrill
11-02-2006, 18:08
Might want to tone it down some Matt, posts like that are irritating and would get you kicked off some forums (and I ain't raggin' on Trailplace) :p
Alligator
11-02-2006, 18:18
I've made it to Stratton-Arlington Road/Kelley Strand Road, just south of Stratton Mtn. That gives me only about 37 miles left in Vermont, I believe. With 90 in MA and 40 in CT, I'm getting there. My next piece is an overnight over Glastenbury Mtn. to VT9. I zeroed today @ the hostel in Rutland for multiple reasons, one of which I have a question about.
1) I'd like to make use of the hostel in Bennington near Friendly's that is not listed in the guidebooks. I have a phone # for the operators, an Ana and Chris, but no one ever answers. This # is (802) 447-7585. Can anyone tell me anything about this place?
...That phone number is listed by Arla (WB member) here on WB.
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?p=208630#post208630
This post gives her email.
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?p=100926#post100926
So, who's planning the next year's annual minnesotasmith hike?
will mattski carry the minnesotasmith torch next year?
I hope not. Constantly complaining about the trail from Georgia to Maine isn't the type of torch another thru-hiker should be carrying.
will mattski carry the minnesotasmith torch next year?
He's doing a pretty good job carrying a torch right now. :D
I'm carryin' a torch for you
I'm carryin' a torch
You know how much it costs
To keep carryin' a torch
Flame of love it burns so bright
That is my desire
Keep on liftin' me, liftin' me up
Higher and higher
You're the keeper of the flame
And you burn so bright
Baby why don't we re-connect
Move into the light
I've been going to and fro on this
And I'm still carryin' a torch
You must know how much it's worth
When I'm carryin' a torch (alright)
Baby you're the keeper of the flame
And you burn so bright
Why, why, why, why, why, why don't we re-connect
And move on further, into the light
I've been calling you on the phone
'Cause I'm carryin' a torch (yeah)
I can do it all on my own
'Cause I'm carryin' a torch
I'm carryin' a torch for you, baby
I'm carryin' a torch
You know how much it's worth
Because I'm carryin' a torch (one more)
I'm carryin' a torch for you, baby
I'm carryin' a torch
You know how much it's worth
~Van Morrison~
...and at work i dumped a half a gallon of marine spar varnish in my work boots and had to leave the site barefoot...
Why did you do that??
Panzer
SGT Rock
11-03-2006, 01:57
Minnesotasmith is just too important to let him fall into obscurity. We must carry on his legacy, his honor, into next year on the trail...we will NEVER forget him..
That is a killer idea. But I don't know if most if you could find many up to the challenge. I mean a standard 5-6 month thru-hike that went pretty much straight through wouldn't give the same drama that this one has.
Gray Blazer
11-03-2006, 09:20
Minnesotasmith is just too important to let him fall into obscurity. We must carry on his legacy, his honor, into next year on the trail...we will NEVER forget him..
I'll never forget him......well, I suppose I might forget him eventually....As a matter of fact...I forgot him already!! Who...?!?
Minnesotasmith is just too important to let him fall into obscurity. We must carry on his legacy, his honor, into next year on the trail...we will NEVER forget him..
Well, not for a week or two anyway.
StarLyte
11-03-2006, 11:34
You guys are ruthless. :eek:
DawnTreader
11-03-2006, 11:51
I would have like to see MS take a wrong turn at LT Junction, his next post coming somewhere from Canada.. Might as well cover some ground on this "groundbreaking" 3/4 year hike... hmmmm. this is a neat notion.. hike to vt, turn north on LT, yo-yo LT back to AT...finish thru ...
You guys are ruthless. :eek:
Yes, Ruth left me back in the mid 80s. I still miss her. :(
sherrill
11-03-2006, 13:21
I hear she and Chris started a steak house.
Pacific Tortuga
11-03-2006, 13:27
So, who's planning the next year's annual minnesotasmith hike?
will mattski carry the minnesotasmith torch next year?
Yes, but he should change his trail name to "Borat" :-?
Functions with one input (A+1=5) don’t exist in the real world. If you had ever taken multidimensional calculus or physics you’d know how unrealistic your statement is on face value..
I've taken both and make my living using both. And a there are many functions that recieve one input and have a predicatable output based on that input. If there weren't, they'd be planes falling out of the sky.
but you're right with trail names.
A function is a totally different concept than a name.
And why should't a trail have two names. Most hikers have two!!!
will mattski carry the minnesotasmith torch next year?
Who will be the poor soul to carry the MS RVsack?
I've taken both and make my living using both. And a there are many functions that recieve one input and have a predicatable output based on that input. If there weren't, they'd be planes falling out of the sky.
but you're right with trail names.
A function is a totally different concept than a name.
And why should't a trail have two names. Most hikers have two!!!
Its been a long time, but let me see if I understand. are you saying:
AT+MS=BS ?
Its been a long time, but let me see if I understand. are you saying:
AT+MS=BS ?
Actually, in this case, the function can be much more open-ended...
For example... MS+X=BS , where X=any input. Another way to say this would be MS=BS*infinity...
(can't find the symbol for infinity...)
Minnesotasmith is just too important to let him fall into obscurity. We must carry on his legacy, his honor, into next year on the trail...we will NEVER forget him..
When we see future hikers spending more time in town than on the trail, getting kicked out of hostels or getting escorted out of dartmouth, and complaining every step of the way. We can say they are Minnesotasmithing the trail!
Speer Carrier
11-03-2006, 16:08
People with this condition are very often very intelligent, but have difficulty in understanding human interaction and human social codes.
The Solemates
11-03-2006, 16:51
Actually, in this case, the function can be much more open-ended...
For example... MS+X=BS , where X=any input. Another way to say this would be MS=BS*infinity...
(can't find the symbol for infinity...)
I think you are actually mistaken. I see it as a function of X, where again X = any input.
MS(X) = BS^X
It is most certainly exponentially related.
It's a simple equation MS=BS
Footslogger
11-03-2006, 17:22
I just went back 205 pages and read over the first several posts on this thread. Just wondering how this phenomenon all started.
I'm even more confused now ...
'Slogger
twosticks
11-03-2006, 17:29
It's like the energizer bunny.... keeps going.... and going.... and going.... and going.... and going.... and going.... and going.........
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 17:36
in twelve days it will be 9 months. talk about labor pains!
just got some bad news,......minnesota smith is not going to finish his hi five.
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 17:45
hey panzer. so i have a little shelac problem.i like to squish it bettween my toes while i hike. it was an accedent. like the kind your gonna have if i hear your not going to the ruck in jan.im going a few days early to unwind. the gathering was too short. im exstendin this one my way. im going to detonate an above ground shine burst. i got a little from a guy at work but im sure its fake and from the store.ms rocks
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 17:50
dear sherril, we can do alot of things here on the thread no one else can do on any other site. like this,......watch closely,.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........................................keep watching.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...............................
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 18:13
who will have ms's child?!
The Solemates
11-03-2006, 18:18
who will have ms's child?!
i think you just volunteered.
Dances with Mice
11-03-2006, 18:48
dear sherril, we can do alot of things here on the thread no one else can do on any other site. like this,......watch closely,.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........................................keep watching.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...............................You trying to steal my signature line?
Time for a "the thread" challenge: Can anyone split this thread into MS updates, coffee talk, drinkin' talk and mweinstone talk?:D
Two Speed
11-03-2006, 19:24
You trying to steal my signature line?You back already? I figured you'd be lost in the mists of the early minnesotasmithic geologic period for at least a couple of weeks. Either you're one monster hiker or you wimped. What happened?
StarLyte
11-03-2006, 19:28
Time for a "the thread" challenge: Can anyone split this thread into MS updates, coffee talk, drinkin' talk and mweinstone talk?:D
You forgot the "dog thread" Ed.....sorry I just can't let go of it. Some of you understand :rolleyes:
Two Speed
11-03-2006, 19:34
Just looking at this I cannot believe this dog is about to hit 4,100 posts. I still don't like Minnie worth a darn, but I've got admit I'm gonna hate it when he gets off the trail. It's been a loooooong strange trip, the length of which has only been exceeded by the sheer wierdness of some of the humor.
Minnie was kidding, wasn't he?
Come to think of it, I don't want to know.
The Old Fhart
11-03-2006, 20:04
Speer Carrier-"Is it possible MS has Asperger's syndrome?
People with this condition are very often very intelligent, but have difficulty in understanding human interaction and human social codes."I suggested that back at post #1782. I believe you're correct.
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 20:10
hey farty , commin to the ruchk in jan in pa?
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 20:12
in the last 9 months we have birthed a thread.
gross.
StarLyte
11-03-2006, 20:15
hey farty , commin to the ruchk in jan in pa?
Matthewski if OF comes, WalkinHome will come. But that also means driving thru New England weather.......could it happen? MIGHT THERE BE LOBSTAH SPREAD on the PA RUCK BUFFET TABLE?
....okay stay on topic will ya.....:D
Two Speed
11-03-2006, 20:27
There's a topic? I am sooooo confused.
Dances with Mice
11-03-2006, 20:39
You back already? I figured you'd be lost in the mists of the early minnesotasmithic geologic period for at least a couple of weeks. Either you're one monster hiker or you wimped. What happened?Damn, I should have taken notes. I think you owe $250 dollars.
Two Speed
11-03-2006, 21:14
Nice try, big boy. I'll pay up the $25, but you've got me mistaken for someone with a whole lot more money than I've got if you think I'd risk that kind of money
BTW, I notice that you didn't respond to my question. Got skeered, did you?
Actually, I don't blame you. The Thread may approach the length of War and Peace by the time this thing's over with.
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 21:30
marsha, ive never exspirenced lobstah but for the #27 dragon delight with lobstah at asian palace 8.50$ . my son too. and ive never actually visualy identified it. does that help?
ms rules the eastern seaboard.
I would have like to see MS take a wrong turn at LT Junction, his next post coming somewhere from Canada........complaining about the color of the blazes on the LT.
Trillium
11-03-2006, 22:04
Individuals with AS can exhibit a variety of characteristics and the disorder can range from mild to severe. Persons with AS show marked deficiencies in social skills, have difficulties with transitions or changes and prefer sameness. They often have obsessive routines and may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest. They have a great deal of difficulty reading nonverbal cues (body language) and very often the individual with AS has difficulty determining proper body space. Often overly sensitive to sounds, tastes, smells, and sights, the person with AS may prefer soft clothing, certain foods, and be bothered by sounds or lights no one else seems to hear or see. It's important to remember that the person with AS perceives the world very differently. Therefore, many behaviors that seem odd or unusual are due to those neurological differences and not the result of intentional rudeness or bad behavior, and most certainly not the result of "improper parenting". By definition, those with AS have a normal IQ and many individuals (although not all), exhibit exceptional skill or talent in a specific area. Because of their high degree of functionality and their naiveté, those with AS are often viewed as eccentric or odd and can easily become victims of teasing and bullying. While language development seems, on the surface, normal, individuals with AS often have deficits in pragmatics and prosody. Vocabularies may be extraordinarily rich and some children sound like "little professors." However, persons with AS can be extremely literal and have difficulty using language in a social context.
dixicritter
11-03-2006, 22:08
Time for a "the thread" challenge: Can anyone split this thread into MS updates, coffee talk, drinkin' talk and mweinstone talk?:D
In a word..... No.... :p
mweinstone
11-03-2006, 22:26
im way weirder and messed than that silly diseice. my condition is something i call me and them disorder. im not them. im me. but it gets worse. im not like anyone in any way. i share no social habits with others when alone and able to revert to my ferrle self.im really different than all of you. i dont want things . just god and people. i care not for any thing at all but this. i share no intrests or anything else with people. ive never ever met anyone who really knows god.not my god any who.ive never had a goal or a dream. just waiting for the j man. thats it. im not into hiking. im training and saving so i can release myself into the wild. and ween myself from matiriel possesions and live on a bump in the woods like a monk thinking on god all the time while hunting and gathering and tending the moonshine stills. ms has no silly made up syndrone and neither does anyone else. insanity is simply a lack of god. sorry. im an ass.
Lone Wolf
11-03-2006, 22:58
scientology is the answer.
The Old Fhart
11-03-2006, 23:25
MurphyGreen-"While language development seems, on the surface, normal, individuals with AS often have deficits in pragmatics and prosody. Vocabularies may be extraordinarily rich and some children sound like "little professors."Language isn’t always quite normal. Persons with AS can have problem with proper phrasing, or awkward sentence construction, i.e., "no longer of any biological significance to me”, or not use contractions. What they say in their normal conversation would be different than reciting a Robert Service poem they learned which could sound normal. There may also be a lack of facial and verbal expression no mater what is happening to them. Your post pretty well covered it but it should be pointed out that it’s a little like a menu, a person with AS could have a random mixture of any of the symptoms.
Kerosene
11-04-2006, 10:44
Extensive Asperger's Syndrome topic overview on WebMD.com here (http://www.webmd.com/hw/mental_health/zq1009.asp).
Equally extensive Wikipedia overview here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger%27s_syndrome).
Dont know if i feel comfortable diagnosing a condition likt that from posts on the internet, or even doing it in general since i am not a trained professional. Is it possible that MS is just a jerk at times...????
Lone Wolf
11-04-2006, 11:03
I've met the man. Spent an hour with him. He's a fine gentleman.
RadioFreq
11-04-2006, 12:04
TOF e=mc^2
Where I work it's: e=mc^2 +/-1dB :D
DawnTreader
11-04-2006, 13:16
I agree with L Wolf.. MS is just a crazy scientologist out searching the trail for zanadu awaiting the coming of the asteroid..
Alligator
11-04-2006, 14:49
Where I work it's: e=mc^2 +/-1dB :DThat's not a function:eek: . This is just work humor though?
The Old Fhart
11-04-2006, 15:00
RadioFreq-"Where I work it's: e=mc^2 +/-1dB"
Alligator-"That's not a function"I believe it is, and one that Alexander Graham Bell would readily understand. I personally think that it could only be -1db as anything on the positive side would imply the creation of mass or energy.
Two Speed
11-04-2006, 15:08
I believe it is, and one that Alexander Graham Bell would readily understand. I personally think that it could only be -1db as anything on the positive side would imply the creation of mass or energy.As opposed to the creation of stupidity, which is where entropy goes. Please note that this also neatly explains the endless supply of stupidity. :banana
I believe it is, and one that Alexander Graham Bell would readily understand. I personally think that it could only be -1db as anything on the positive side would imply the creation of mass or energy.
the +/- 1db is for the measurement system and a measurement could easily be high or low depending on the noise in the system
The Old Fhart
11-04-2006, 15:26
Two Speed-"As opposed to the creation of stupidity, which is where entropy goes. Please note that this also neatly explains the endless supply of stupidity."Have you read "The Power of Stupidity (http://www.rageboy.com/Stupidity.html)"? You might find it interesting, especially the five laws mentioned.:-?
Alligator
11-04-2006, 15:33
I believe it is, and one that Alexander Graham Bell would readily understand. I personally think that it could only be -1db as anything on the positive side would imply the creation of mass or energy.If it is +/- the equation takes on two values or an interval for each fixed mass.
He's just joking about uncertainty then.
The Old Fhart
11-04-2006, 15:40
Alligator-"He's just joking about uncertainty then."certainly...
mweinstone
11-04-2006, 16:57
has anyone noticed that two speed writes and sounds like minnesota?
The Old Fhart
11-04-2006, 17:07
mweinstone-"has anyone noticed that two speed writes and sounds like minnesota?"No. I think I saw that Two Speed actually said "please".;)
mweinstone
11-04-2006, 17:19
could minnesota be wyoming skateboarder useing an alias?
only 56 days left for ms to thru in this calender year. stay tunned
Would it be funny if he was still on the trail at the end of the year?
Panzer
PS Keep going MS
plus I bet Lone Wolf that your would make it.
Alligator
11-04-2006, 20:57
certainly...Well if you are absolutely not unsure I'll refuse to reject your word for it.
Baro's journal, one of the funniest this year, describes his encounter with Minnesota Smith in this entry and the next.
http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=140101
RadioFreq
11-05-2006, 01:57
If it is +/- the equation takes on two values or an interval for each fixed mass.
He's just joking about uncertainty then.
I swear, you guys would try to disect a "Knock, Knock" joke. :D
I swear, you guys would try to disect a "Knock, Knock" joke. :D
Which brings up the point, why is it called a "knock knock" joke when most people knock anywhere from 3 to 5 times on average? :confused:
Shouldn't it be called a "knock knock knock" joke or a "knock knock knock knock" joke?!!
Maybe the "knock knock knock knock knock" would be most appropriate since that is the number of times most people "knock"? Don't you think so?
:-?
Which brings up the point, why is it called a "knock knock" joke when most people knock anywhere from 3 to 5 times on average? :confused:
Shouldn't it be called a "knock knock knock" joke or a "knock knock knock knock" joke?!!
Maybe the "knock knock knock knock knock" would be most appropriate since that is the number of times most people "knock"? Don't you think so?
:-?
How many people that you know only knock TWICE?!! :confused:
It is completely ridiculous term! Who in the HECK only knocks twice?!!
How many people that you know only knock TWICE?!! :confused:
It is completely ridiculous term! Who in the HECK only knocks twice?!!
I know when I hear only TWO knocks as opposed to the NORMAL three to five I become very suspicious. TWO knocks. This person (person?) (alien?)
is definately up to something! I NEVER answer the door for a "double knocker". They are just trouble waiting to happen. I had to get out my shoutgun once! :eek:
I know when I hear only TWO knocks as opposed to the NORMAL three to five I become very suspicious. TWO knocks. This person (person?) (alien?)
is definately up to something! I NEVER answer the door for a "double knocker". They are just trouble waiting to happen. I had to get out my shoutgun once! :eek:
Am I crazy? :eek: Is it just me? :eek:
I would like to hear other's stories or experiences that they have had with double knockers. :-?
I'd bet Minnesota Smith is a double knocker. Maybe even an Alien. :-?
SGT Rock
11-05-2006, 03:57
Baro's journal, one of the funniest this year, describes his encounter with Minnesota Smith in this entry and the next.
http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=140101
Sounds like "The Critic" was a little too critical for them.
Also sort of reminds me of the TV show "Monk".
Which brings up the point, why is it called a "knock knock" joke when most people knock anywhere from 3 to 5 times on average? :confused:
Shouldn't it be called a "knock knock knock" joke or a "knock knock knock knock" joke?!!
Maybe the "knock knock knock knock knock" would be most appropriate since that is the number of times most people "knock"? Don't you think so?
:-?
I can see it now. All new remake of the Jerry Seinfeld Show, starring:
Austexs as Jerry Seinfeld
Minnesota Smith as George Costanza
mweinstone as Cosmo Kramer
"Tales of the Thread, A Show About Nothing"
Wanderingson
11-05-2006, 07:31
So, MS goes into a talent agent and says "man have I got an act for you............... The talent agent stands there in disbelief and says " so, what do you call this act? That's when MS repies "The Aristrocats".
mweinstone
11-05-2006, 07:47
goodmorning minnesota frozen ass smith. you are,..in facto,...one of these,..: a cold,damp,smelly,unplaystationed,nonxboxed,disinfr idgefranchiced,sofa nofa yousir, outta chowda,nodda enchillada in your house havin taco ****.also: you would sell your future wife for a sit down web connected southern fried chicken spread havin prime rib and chablis private room near friends bein place of your own containing all your favorite foods. and finnaly , you would donate your left goo goo berrie to the democratic party for twelve days with no hiking.
on a lighter note, your sad its endind and happy to have your nuts froze off.
mweinstone
11-05-2006, 07:50
sorry i had no idea slu* was a bad word. the missisng word being the common slang for prostitute. weird
goodmorning minnesota frozen ass smith. you are,..in facto,...one of these,..: a cold,damp,smelly,unplaystationed,nonxboxed,disinfr idgefranchiced,sofa nofa yousir, outta chowda,nodda enchillada in your house havin taco ****.also: you would sell your future wife for a sit down web connected southern fried chicken spread havin prime rib and chablis private room near friends bein place of your own containing all your favorite foods. and finnaly , you would donate your left goo goo berrie to the democratic party for twelve days with no hiking.
on a lighter note, your sad its endind and happy to have your nuts froze off.
Matthew, If our man ends up chewing off his left leg it will be your fault!!
mweinstone
11-05-2006, 07:59
right about now ms is bein resqued by forrest rangers and swat teams prolly.from temps dipping to near death.all theyll find is a snoring snuggly fat man stuffed in his bag with 6 rolles of toilet paper insulation neatly constructed in a slant box baffel construction for maximum r value and cause ms is good at oragami.the rangers drop from hypothermia and ms revives them with the last of his steaming hot cuttlefish broth.
pick it up panzer or goat,... over to you,.. what happens next?
right about now ms is bein resqued by forrest rangers and swat teams prolly.from temps dipping to near death.all theyll find is a snoring snuggly fat man stuffed in his bag with 6 rolles of toilet paper insulation neatly constructed in a slant box baffel construction for maximum r value and cause ms is good at oragami.the rangers drop from hypothermia and ms revives them with the last of his steaming hot cuttlefish broth.
pick it up panzer or goat,... over to you,.. what happens next?
The rangers are so thankful for being saved, they agree to shovel the snow off the trail, carry his pack and take him home every night for a nice home cooked meal. MS reads a selected poem each evening to provide guidance and inspiration to the rangers' families.
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 09:06
Which brings up the point, why is it called a "knock knock" joke when most people knock anywhere from 3 to 5 times on average? :confused:
:-?
Which puts me in mind of my very most favorite "Knock Knock" joke.
Somebody start.
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 09:18
Knock, Knock
Awesome!
A suc-, er, player!:)
Who's there?
Dances with Mice
11-05-2006, 09:20
So, MS goes into a talent agent and says "man have I got an act for you............... The talent agent stands there in disbelief and says " so, what do you call this act? That's when MS repies "The Aristrocats".That was disgusting.
MinnisotaSmith
Minnisotasmith's not here...
No, Dave's not here and you're ruining my joke! :mad:
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 09:28
MinnisotaSmith
Wrong answer! A helpless, befuddled look the appropriate response, followed shortly by a dawning realization of having been had and rueful, appreciative laughter.
But thank you for playing.:)
OK, I'll play without you....
MinnisotaSmith Who?
Exactly! :p
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 09:32
Wrong answer! A helpless, befuddled look the appropriate response, followed shortly by a dawning realization of having been had and rueful, appreciative laughter.
But thank you for playing.:)
It's a joke that is perfection for it's dumbness.
In that sense, it is beautiful and true and good.
No, Dave's not here and you're ruining my joke! :mad:
Noooo, Maaaaan.... I'M Dave... :p
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 09:35
OK, I'll play without you....
Exactly! :p
Har.:)
Hey,how did you do that, you Georgia faker!:-?
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 09:37
You got the ****?
****???
???
You got the ****?
Yeah, man. but IAWTP.
I got 6 rolls of toilet paper, I'll trade yeah!
I got 6 rolls of toilet paper, I'll trade yeah!
Who are you again?
The heart of Dixie, I think...
The heart of Dixie, I think...
Dixie.... ?
Dixie's not here. :p
Dixie.... ?
Dixie's not here. :p
Yeah, she's over beating a dead horse about a dead horse. ;) I know, bad joke. :o
dixicritter
11-05-2006, 09:53
I'm right here watching y'all. ;) :p
I'm right here watching y'all. ;) :p
Wel then, I am glad I wore new underwear. :D
I'm right here watching y'all. ;) :p
Ooops! Mornin' Dixie... :sun
StarLyte
11-05-2006, 10:03
goodmorning minnesota frozen ass smith. you are,..in facto,...one of these,..: a cold,damp,smelly,unplaystationed,nonxboxed,disinfr idgefranchiced,sofa nofa yousir, outta chowda,nodda enchillada in your house havin taco ****.also: you would sell your future wife for a sit down web connected southern fried chicken spread havin prime rib and chablis private room near friends bein place of your own containing all your favorite foods. and finnaly , you would donate your left goo goo berrie to the democratic party for twelve days with no hiking.
on a lighter note, your sad its endind and happy to have your nuts froze off.
Yes it's cold out there INDEED !! Stumpknocker is out there too.
Where do you think MS is right now?
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 10:04
Ooops! Mornin' Dixie... :sun
HE started it... :)
HE started it... :)
Who started it?
dixicritter
11-05-2006, 10:11
LOL... y'all are funny.
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 10:13
Who started it?
Keep up,man! :)
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 10:15
Yes it's cold out there INDEED !! Stumpknocker is out there too.
Pshaw! He's likely in The Doyle as we speak, looking for Jack's toenail. :)
StarLyte
11-05-2006, 10:17
Pshaw! He's likely in The Doyle as we speak, looking for Jack's toenail. :)
OMG - I know that story. What was in yer java this morning Jittershoe?
StarLyte
11-05-2006, 10:18
Who started it?
Jan's an instigator.....I'm sure she started it.
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 10:21
Jan's an instigator.....I'm sure she started it.
Started what? :)
Keep up,man! :)
Not falling for it, huh? :cool:
OK then. Back to the knocking thing and since Stumpnocker was mentioned.
How many knocks does Stumpknocker knock when Stumpknocker knocks on stumps? :confused:
Started what? :)
What's on 2nd... he started there
Jan's an instigator.....I'm sure she started it.
Jan's not here.... :D
What's on 2nd... he started there
He's the shortstop.
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 10:27
Not falling for it, huh? :cool:
OK then. Back to the knocking thing and since Stumpnocker was mentioned.
How many knocks does Stumpknocker knock when Stumpknocker knocks on stumps? :confused:
Stump falls down,
and breaks his crown,
and his Lekis come tumbling after...
Marsha, don't be horrified. Leaf Boy said it was alright to start joking again about him, since it was too hard being all sweet and stuff. :)
StarLyte
11-05-2006, 10:28
Not falling for it, huh? :cool:
OK then. Back to the knocking thing and since Stumpnocker was mentioned.
How many knocks does Stumpknocker knock when Stumpknocker knocks on stumps? :confused:
He doesn't actually knock on stumps. Unless there's fried chicken in it.
It is completely ridiculous term! Who in the HECK only knocks twice?!!The postman does. Well, okay, technically he only rings twice.
He's the shortstop.
I don't give a dam!
StarLyte
11-05-2006, 10:36
Stump falls down,
and breaks his crown,
and his Lekis come tumbling after...
Marsha, don't be horrified. Leaf Boy said it was alright to start joking again about him, since it was too hard being all sweet and stuff. :)
OKAY I'LL KNOCK :D :D :D
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 10:50
Who's there?
Vet.
Vet is here.
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 11:02
Vet who?????
Vet kind of door is this, you can't afford a bell?:) :) :)
Vet kind of door is this, you can't afford a bell?:) :) :)
No wonder knock knock jokes went the way of of the dodo! :datz
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 11:12
No wonder knock knock jokes went the way of of the dodo! :datz
Waiter! Waiter! Will my burger be longer?
No sir, it will be round, just like the others.Now sit back down. :)
Jan LiteShoe
11-05-2006, 11:17
Off to turn the compost pile.
Later, kiddies.
Two Speed
11-05-2006, 11:20
has anyone noticed that two speed writes and sounds like minnesota?I just spotted this and have one thing to say: easy, big boy.
StarLyte
11-05-2006, 11:22
Off to turn the compost pile.
Later, kiddies.
Hey Jan -
Isn't that what men are for?
HA HA HA
that's one for Minnesota Smith! :banana
Now get yer a$$ back in the kitchen Jan and perk that coffee. Make dem biscuits.
Two Speed
11-05-2006, 11:25
Have you read "The Power of Stupidity (http://www.rageboy.com/Stupidity.html)"? You might find it interesting, especially the five laws mentioned.:-?Haven't seen it before. Bookmarked for reference and study at a later date. Care to provide a synopsis?
Two Speed
11-05-2006, 11:35
has anyone noticed that two speed writes and sounds like minnesota?On reflection, mweinstone may have discovered the one way to piss Minnie and myself with one shot. I love getting two fer's but I hate giving 'em away. :mad:
Dances with Mice
11-05-2006, 13:35
To set the scene: Me 'n' some friends were sitting around a campfire passing a bottle and someone tells a knock-knock joke. One guy who's been bogarting the bottle and getting pretty quiet then tries to tell one.
Him: "Knock Knock"
Us: "Whose there?" in three-part harmony.
Him: Gesundheit! No, wait... I mean, uh... Hatch!
First time I've ever seen someone too drunk to tell a knock-knock joke.
I tried to read the whole thread today....wow, what memories. I couldnt make it though, around page 160 my head started to pounding. i should of flip flopped i guess...:-)
Dances with Mice
11-05-2006, 19:31
I tried to read the whole thread today....wow, what memories. I couldnt make it though, around page 160 my head started to pounding. i should of flip flopped i guess...:-)Soon Lobster will start a thread about the number and reasons that people have left The Thread.
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 10:26
hi minnesota smith! its november 6th! you have been on the trail for about 259 days now. im very proud of you for your hiking and for being you while others insist you be them. your a great thruhiker in my book. keep on truckin! see ya soon my man.as allways, godspeed ms.
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 10:28
and the rest of you get to work and earn money so you can hike!
Someone's left the Thread? Talk about going "cold turkey"... Hey, that could be a trail name for a hiker still on the trail!
Baro's journal, one of the funniest this year, describes his encounter with Minnesota Smith in this entry and the next.
http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=140101
That entry reminded me of my own horrible night spent in the Bryant Ridge shelter. It's a very new shelter, a neat design, good location, and completely infested with fleas. Nobody got out of it without a blood donation to the Flea Gods.
The Old Fhart
11-06-2006, 11:11
mweinstone-"im very proud of you for your hiking and for being you while others insist you be them."You have that exactly backwards. MS has made it a point of telling everyone he meets, or that he comments to on WB , that they should conform to his view of the world and do things his way. From the hostel in Palmerton, the AMC hut system, the trail maintainers, to what the women he meets should do (or not do), the list is endless.
The rest of the world would be much happier if MS would actually just hike, mind his business, and leave them alone. Of course if he did that this thread wouldn't exist!;)
twosticks
11-06-2006, 18:15
and going and going and going....by the way.. where is Mr. Smith now?
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 18:39
yo fart, i was speaking highly of you and so was a matriarch of the trail speaking higly of you. bet you dont know what about. and i swor not to tell but i think you gotta suprise commin if you come to the ruck in jan. a great suprise! not kidding.
now down to buizz. everyonses favorite blond sent me a minnesota smith shirt today. i love you starlyte. and i hold in my hand a camera ms sent me today. summit shots tommorow nite! unless i get the energy to go to a one hour tointe . also got a letter and photo from gary and pepper his dog.love em! best crew ive hiked with this life. all o6ers.
im going to say somthing here.
the AT community is a work of god. im very proud to know all of you. even fartypants.
max patch
11-06-2006, 18:41
and going and going and going....by the way.. where is Mr. Smith now?
its 5:40 and getting dark....probably in the back of a pickup headed to the nearest hostel would be my guess.
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 18:50
terrible feeling comming over me for my last post. running to photo develope at walgreens or rite aid at corrner. will offer 20 bribe if refused, will go to 40. must see pics. taking colt defender as my hood aint the place to be walkin just now. if i must, i will leave them there. getting disc and i will need help posting. i know all about how to do it once its a jpeg on my apple i book g 4. walk me thru the disk upload someone when i get back. sly... your it photoface. both stores have one hour develope. question is , how late. pooping , then going. matski out.
The Old Fhart
11-06-2006, 18:58
mweinstone-"taking colt defender as my hood aint the place to be walkin just now."Hey, be careful out there! I enjoy reading your posts, even when you dis me.;)
StarLyte
11-06-2006, 18:58
yo fart, i was speaking highly of you and so was a matriarch of the trail speaking higly of you. bet you dont know what about. and i swor not to tell but i think you gotta suprise commin if you come to the ruck in jan. a great suprise! not kidding.
now down to buizz. everyonses favorite blond sent me a minnesota smith shirt today. i love you starlyte. and i hold in my hand a camera ms sent me today. summit shots tommorow nite! unless i get the energy to go to a one hour tointe . also got a letter and photo from gary and pepper his dog.love em! best crew ive hiked with this life. all o6ers.
im going to say somthing here.
the AT community is a work of god. im very proud to know all of you. even fartypants.
I'm very sentimental Matthewski. The AT community has done that to me.
I messed up the first T-shirt, had to make another one.
And you're going to love the PA Ruck. Time for the banana.....:banana
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 19:12
pics and disc will be ready in an hour. hold,...must drink fake moonshine to recover from weirdo walk to store.whew! better now.a word about these pics were about to see.........wehewwi!!!!n patry! sorry,...ment whew we party. okay,.....lets see whats in the news. well ,.. old farts up and about. but rather tame this time around. nothin there,.......oh!,....heres something,.....minnesota smith is a thru hiking god,.....comments,questions opinions, concerns?
you're going to love the PA Ruck.
Would I love it too? Are these rucks habit-forming?
Where, pray tell, might the subject of The Thread be spending this fine evening? Wandering aimlessly about the Town of Glastenbury with Jack Frost nipping at his bum perhaps?:D
StarLyte
11-06-2006, 19:22
Would I love it too? Are these rucks habit-forming?
You live in PA? Click here (http://www.artofthetrail.com/paruck.html).
...back to the thread....sorry
You live in PA?
Yes, how did you guess?:-? I reside at a private shelter called The Hermitage 20 miles from the A.T. by any one of a number of yellow-blazed asphault automobile side-trails. Go MinnesotaSmith!
137 posts to Springer Mountain. We're at NOC now.
StarLyte
11-06-2006, 20:29
We are waiting patiently for the summit photos Matthewski......
whenever ur ready kind sir.......
did I ever tell you I have a collection of autographed summit photos hanging on my wall, right next to Earl's helmet....?
BTW, I always bring Earl's pith helmet to the PA Ruck and we take turns wearing it.
.....see....I went off topic.....AGAIN.
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 21:20
and fine it will be when he gets there!
Congrats MS. I've got a quick one liner, but I'll bite my tongue.:cool::-?:)
Skidsteer
11-06-2006, 21:29
Congrats MS. I've got a quick one liner, but I'll bite my tongue.:cool::-?:)
Was it something like:
Hrmph!
Six full rolls of TP and you couldn't manage a man-sized bottle of liquor?
Go MS! ;)
Bloodroot
11-06-2006, 21:43
Congrads MS!! Any chance for a sequal next year so we can have a MinnesotaSmith Update II?
Was it something like:
Hrmph!
Six full rolls of TP and you couldn't manage a man-sized bottle of liquor?
Go MS! ;)That one was WAY better than mine.:cool::D
You know, with a thread this long, there oughta be a MS roast.:D
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 21:51
cant post them. they exceed the bites allowed. i dont know how the one got thru. its 1.3 mb and only 588 kbs are allowed. does this change with donation? any way to reformat the pics? little help programer panzer? ms progamo? seems like some folks think ms is done. do we break it to them or let them enjoy there bliss? i have 23 more great pics of ms on k (not ketamine) and i
Skidsteer
11-06-2006, 21:51
You know, with a thread this long, there oughta be a MS roast.:D
Oh ,it's already on the Thread.
It's just a matter of appropriate editing. :D
That makes it Skidsteer 2 - ed bell 0.:D
Dances with Mice
11-06-2006, 21:57
cant post them. they exceed the bites allowed. i dont know how the one got thru. its 1.3 mb and only 588 kbs are allowed. does this change with donation? any way to reformat the pics? little help programer panzer? ms progamo? seems like some folks think ms is done. do we break it to them or let them enjoy there bliss? i have 23 more great pics of ms on k (not ketamine) and iYou're trying to post them to your gallery?
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 21:59
no to the thread. help me dancer with rodent
Bloodroot
11-06-2006, 22:03
You know, with a thread this long, there oughta be a MS roast.:D
Or a bonified MS slackpack day :D ?
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 22:07
if anyone wants to see great pics of ms,..help!
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 22:13
i guess i see whats going on here. you guys have lives. my bad.
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 22:16
does donating to white blaze allow you to post larger files?
can photoes be formated in my mac to a smaller file size?
do you guys wanna help me to post ms's summit pics?
can anyone do this thing?
am i the only fan left in the stadium?
Skidsteer
11-06-2006, 22:17
if anyone wants to see great pics of ms,..help!
Upload them to your gallery on WB.
-Home page
-photos
-choose upload photos from the drop-down menu
-fill in all the various blanks and upload the pics to 2006 thru-hikers category or whatever you feel appropriate.
Keep a separate window open so you can 'copy shortcut' and paste to the Thread.
Let us know if you have more questions...
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 22:18
i never saw such tv junkeys. you guys are all getting your fix. i see. yeah...........prison break? whatever.
Skidsteer
11-06-2006, 22:24
i never saw such tv junkeys. you guys are all getting your fix. i see. yeah...........prison break? whatever.
How many pics we talkin' about, Matt?
You know, with a thread this long, there oughta be a MS roast.:Dyou mean like this? :D
1058
Skidsteer
11-06-2006, 22:32
you mean like this? :D
1058
With just a bit of photoshopping.....
Lone Wolf
11-06-2006, 22:34
you gotta admire a man that generates 4000+ posts in 9 months of walking a trail. you idiots in the politics threads oughta take notice. blathering away about what? SAVE SADDAM! ***n sheeple.:rolleyes:
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 22:41
i got 24 pics of ms on every bit of katadhin. my pirated signal is week. will post later. less band width banditos.
mweinstone
11-06-2006, 23:41
posted some on the gallery . search either ms or minnesota smith posting more now.
Just click here (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/browseimages.php?do=member&imageuser=7355) to view the MinnesotaSmith summit pics in Matt's gallery.
Was it something like:
Hrmph!
Six full rolls of TP and you couldn't manage a man-sized bottle of liquor?
Go MS! ;)
LMAO.......
you gotta admire a man that generates 4000+ posts in 9 months of walking a trail. you idiots in the politics threads oughta take notice. blathering away about what? SAVE SADDAM! ***n sheeple.:rolleyes:
You just gave me an idea, LW!
StarLyte
11-07-2006, 07:39
Very nice photos Matt!!!!
Thanks for posting them.
I like the photo of you especially.
i got 24 pics of ms on every bit of katadhin. my pirated signal is week. will post later. less band width banditos.
OK, I got a trail name for you, "The Pirate". How about that one. I think it sounds good.
Panzer
max patch
11-07-2006, 10:45
The other Pirate might be a bit offended.
mweinstone
11-07-2006, 10:46
when i put ms's photo disk in my laptop,..it plays a slide show of his summit bid. in usuall minnesota smith style, he spaces the photoes as to have equal numbers going up, on summit, and going down. the vistas he captures are the ones we all see in postcards and classic shots, like knifes edge and such, but he does a fine job of getting new and freash angles i wouldnt think these photographic skills come in the same package as scientist. god has made minnesota fearfull and wonderfully as he makes us all. we are beings of strength and power . its really starting to show in a certian thru hiker to be i know named lucas smith. the film was wet and damaged and the man would not print it after he developed it. but a second employee came and tryed. the pics have damage spots if you look close. like mallorys! im so proud to have you guys and gals. i really must come up with a special gift to the AT community in my life. it may not be store bought but ill make sure its heart felt.will take laptop and photos to work and download more .
The Old Fhart
11-07-2006, 10:53
Max Patch-"The other Pirate might be a bit offended."Nah, Pirate (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=2272&catid=searchresults&searchid=5502) is a real easy going guy.
Nah, Pirate (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=2272&catid=searchresults&searchid=5502) is a real easy going guy.
True......but really,:rolleyes: why would a person would take anothers trail name?:confused: .............:eek: ..................:D
True......but really,:rolleyes: why would a person would take anothers trail name?:confused: .............:eek: ..................:D
Whoops, too much would.
Wait a second, thats another thread!
Just, let it be , Nean! ;)
Gray Blazer
11-07-2006, 12:34
True......but really,:rolleyes: why would a person would take anothers trail name?:confused: .............:eek: ..................:DCan't they at least borrow it or is that faux paux or however the french spell it.
Well that guy is just "Pirate". not the same as "The Pirate"...
Does the "The" make it a different name?
It might cause it to sort under the "T"'s in the index.
Panzer
They would be two different names to a computer programmer.
the goat
11-07-2006, 14:06
Does the "The" make it a different name?
.
yes!.......:D
mweinstone
11-07-2006, 14:16
all pictures of minnesota smith are now on the gallery. search key words ms or minnesota smith. great shots my man . you are allmost done. hang on to this as long as you can. only weght gain awaits us after a thru.keep on loosin, you look great!
mweinstone
11-07-2006, 14:18
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/browseimages.php?do=searchresults&searchid=5504
in the one picture that was repeated three times MS appears to be holding a _thin lite weight_ walking stick - *** where is that hunk of dogwood he was carrying for so long???
Dances with Mice
11-07-2006, 14:31
in the one picture that was repeated three times MS appears to be holding a _thin lite weight_ walking stick - *** where is that hunk of dogwood he was carrying for so long???That was it, it's the same one. MS has gotten thinner, tho.
Congratulations to The Stick!
That was it, it's the same one. MS has gotten thinner, tho.
well then my memory is going to heck cause it sure does not look like the stick I saw when he was in SNP
Dances with Mice
11-07-2006, 15:10
well then my memory is going to heck cause it sure does not look like the stick I saw when he was in SNPI am assuming, I don't know for sure. If it's the same then he's whittled on it some because the dark inner bark has been completely removed. Earlier pictures showed it with irregular brown streaks - the inner bark - that are now gone.
StarLyte
11-07-2006, 15:12
Nah, Pirate (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=2272&catid=searchresults&searchid=5502) is a real easy going guy.
I LOVE that photo of him!
Dances with Mice
11-07-2006, 15:19
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=12619&c=searchresults&searchid=5505
vs
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=13766&catid=searchresults&searchid=5505
and
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=13784&catid=searchresults&searchid=5505
... you look great!
Did you talk to him yet about the Hiker's "make over". You need to get him a new hat, ect...
Panzer
DWM, Thats the same stick. Look at the photo of MS leaning against the K sign. Maybe he's been chewing on it beaver style. You know MS values proper digestion, perhaps he needed the extra fiber. Does Dogwood produce a lot of splinters?
More pics... More Pics... More Pics... More Pics...
Panzer
We want more pictures..
Dances with Mice
11-07-2006, 16:41
More pics... More Pics... More Pics... More Pics...
Panzer
We want more pictures..Which is a good time to bring up an important point: MS ruined 3 photos, including 2 that would be very important to him, by not investing in a good camera.
It doesn't have to be expensive - my wife went on a biz trip to China and took our good camera. I was going somewhere else and wanted a decent digital. I set a limit of $100 for the second camera. Wal-Mart had a bubble-packed no-name hanging on the wall, buncha megapixels & zoom for about $60. Cool! Figured I'd saved $40. But the supplied card only held two pictures. Oops. Back to Wally for $30 of memory and a little camera case, and with rounding and tax I'm about at $100. It's now my hiking camera. It takes nice outdoor photos and would have saved two of MS' summit shots.
mweinstone
11-07-2006, 17:39
pirate's my kind of human being. bo and all. would share bunks with you any day of the week my smelly friend.best at shortining responses. good at waiting to speak till everyone stupid is thru. fair at personal hygene. poor at mind games. worse at not thruhiking.
mweinstone
11-07-2006, 17:49
the oddly proportioned man in the weird suit happens to be minnesota smith dammit! lil respect for a fellow thru hiker might be nice.you say things like, good day ms,... lovely wheather were having ms,... hat looks spiffy ms,.. like the double gaiters . see ya round minnesota!
not,.. nice job weirdo. your hat looks like a cuttlfishes fins.
mweinstone
11-07-2006, 19:25
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I'd switch hit for a chance with minnesotasmith anyday.
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O.K. now thats just getting a little more creepy. I think I need to go take a shower.:eek:
Lone Wolf
11-07-2006, 22:55
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it's all about gatering *******. woodie who?:D
It appears that Britney Spears is getting divorsed. That means I've got anothe shot.. YEEHAAA..
Panzer
but don't tell my wife
It appears that Britney Spears is getting divorsed. That means I've got anothe shot.. YEEHAAA..
Panzer
but don't tell my wife
No way Tank. Minnesota Smith is the man of the hour. He gets first choice. What a perfect genetic combination: his looks and her brains. Ok, you photoshop gurus lets see that one.
No way Tank. Minnesota Smith is the man of the hour. He gets first choice. What a perfect genetic combination: his looks and her brains. Ok, you photoshop gurus lets see that one.
Oh, I am so tempted to load Photoshop back onto my machine to give this one a crack. Except, it would be the inverse with her "looks" instead of his.
:D
RadioFreq
11-08-2006, 12:13
It appears that Britney Spears is getting divorsed. That means I've got anothe shot.. YEEHAAA..
Whoa, down boy. Stop and think! She now comes with extra baggage (i.e. two kids).....and let's not forget the stretch marks. :eek:
StarLyte
11-08-2006, 12:51
Matt - you're on it guy :D
SGT Rock
11-08-2006, 13:42
No way Tank. Minnesota Smith is the man of the hour. He gets first choice. What a perfect genetic combination: his looks and her brains. Ok, you photoshop gurus lets see that one.
She isn't worthy.
max patch
11-08-2006, 13:48
She's less than 27 yo and obviously fertile.
But with her income stream she would obviously wear the pants in the family. And I don't think ole MS could handle a dominant woman.
The Old Fhart
11-08-2006, 14:13
max patch-"And I don't think ole MS could handle a dominant woman."Do you mean a dominant woman or a dominatrix?:-?
DawnTreader
11-08-2006, 15:04
True......but really,:rolleyes: why would a person would take anothers trail name?:confused: .............:eek: ..................:D
this is ridiculous.. I heard someone was pressured into giving up the name Lone wolf this season... Just because there already is one, dosn't make the name any less meaningful to the person who chose it. There are 14 Michaels living on my street... there can be two whoevers on the trail.. If we use this logic, the world will soon be out of trail names.. So says 1 of probabbly 25 "The Dudes"
-The Dude
Frolicking Dinosaurs
11-08-2006, 15:30
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/BritneySmith.jpg
this is ridiculous.. I heard someone was pressured into giving up the name Lone wolf this season... Just because there already is one, dosn't make the name any less meaningful to the person who chose it. There are 14 Michaels living on my street... there can be two whoevers on the trail.. If we use this logic, the world will soon be out of trail names.. So says 1 of probabbly 25 "The Dudes"
-The Dude
That's what they call me at work. "the dude" because I look and I guess act like "the dude" in The Big Lebowski.
Of course, I won't stand for that aggression. :D
Maaaaaan.... ;)
SGT Rock
11-08-2006, 16:15
I thought MS wanted a woman that would sit at home and cook while producing children. Seems BS is only good for one - and that is a maybe. If I remember right, while she has the equipment to produce, her parenting skills are not supposed to be all that and a bag of chips.
this is ridiculous.. I heard someone was pressured into giving up the name Lone wolf this season... Just because there already is one, dosn't make the name any less meaningful to the person who chose it. There are 14 Michaels living on my street... there can be two whoevers on the trail.. If we use this logic, the world will soon be out of trail names.. So says 1 of probabbly 25 "The Dudes"
-The Dude
Actually I only knew of two others before you came along...that makes four of us. If someone was pressured into dropping lone wolf that pressure came from their own security issues because none of the lone wolves I know give a crap about such things. Same goes for jesters, turtles and snotrockets, among others...skywalkers, on the other hand, usually can't stand to run into eachother.
Lone Wolf
11-08-2006, 17:14
Wingfoot is the only one who cares. He took out an ad once in the ATC mag warning folks that someone was using his name.:)
twosticks
11-08-2006, 18:00
So can I be the next Lone wolf? except that I'm not really alone... and don't really look like a wolf either. I'm just happy that I'm the only David around here, cause that wold suck if someone else had my name. Imagine the confusion...
mweinstone
11-08-2006, 18:04
the number or person you are trying to reach, is unavailable at this time,.........................
no further information is available about,...minnesota smith.
if you'ld like to make a call,.. hang up and try your call again,....
message 24...........................(dialtone)........... .................................................. .............................................hello ? (ms),......................ms? (matthewski),..................................... .................................................. .................................................. ..................................(long pause)............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............................im a goast(ms) signal lost
Hammerhead
11-08-2006, 18:09
the number or person you are trying to reach, is unavailable at this time,.........................
no further information is available about,...minnesota smith.
if you'ld like to make a call,.. hang up and try your call again,....
message 24...........................(dialtone)........... .................................................. .............................................hello ? (ms),......................ms? (matthewski),..................................... .................................................. .................................................. ..................................(long pause)............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............................im a goast(ms) signal lost
I wasn't going to post on this thread but damn man, you are retarded.
So can I be the next Lone wolf? except that I'm not really alone... and don't really look like a wolf either. I'm just happy that I'm the only David around here, cause that wold suck if someone else had my name. Imagine the confusion...
You can use the trail name: "Antisocial Wild Dog". So it is said, so it shall be done.
The Old Fhart
11-08-2006, 18:12
Hammerhead-"I wasn't going to post on this thread but damn man, you are retarted."Dah- what's "retarted"? Is it meeting the same tart twice?:-?
mweinstone
11-08-2006, 18:16
i was gonna ask whats tarded?
mweinstone
11-08-2006, 18:17
does it have to do with dancers leeatards?
Hammerhead
11-08-2006, 18:17
Dah- what's "retarted"? Is it meeting the same tart twice?:-?
If you say so. BTW, it's DUH.
mweinstone
11-08-2006, 18:18
you mean you put me on your ignore list? like ,..retarded me?
mweinstone
11-08-2006, 18:19
threads gettin boring. how bout some kindling. i havent had sex in 7 or 8 years. how bout you ms?
Just got back from the supermarket, spotted this in the checkout lane.
LW goes Democrat, whole world turns upside down.:eek:
Dances with Mice
11-08-2006, 18:30
Over Mt Greylock,
no snow. Then his ride arrived.
And he had to go.
113 miles left.
His ride arrived? Oh goody, maybe we'll get an update of how ****ty the trail is in Massachusetts!
StarLyte
11-08-2006, 18:38
Over Mt Greylock,
no snow. Then his ride arrived.
And he had to go.
113 miles left.
You're kidding? Wow - that's just a short jaunt. Okay, looks like he'll make it. Get yer checkbooks out. Because I know some of you don't have that much cash laying around.
I didn't bet a dime. I knew the boy would keep it up. He's old school.
Two Speed
11-08-2006, 20:18
i was gonna ask whats tarded?That brings up discombobulation. Why is that bad, and is combobulation better? What does combobulating involve? I have visions of large hydraulic presses and sweaty rednecks. Should we investigate having MS combobulated? Opinions?
Jack Tarlin
11-08-2006, 20:30
Note to Tom Levardi, Rob Bird, and the other good citizens of Dalton:
You've just changed your clocks back, and also your smoke detector batteries.
Now it's time to change your doorlocks!! :eek:
Actually, the residents of my birthstate, the People's Republic of Masssachusetts, DESERVE to have Minnesota Smith in their neighborhood for a week. He might be the only Republican left in the Commonwealth!
But in truth, as he well knows, I'm just kidding. Nice work, Smitty, and let us know how you're getting along. Looks like your ETA in Kent should be around the 20th......looks like you'll make it home for Thansgiving after all, and while you're eating turkey, the folks who wrote you off in Georgia can feast on crow. As they say overseas, "Good On Ya!", Smitty, you're gonna make it!
What will become of "the thread" after he makes it?
Will "the thread" still go on?
Panzer
Just got back from the supermarket, spotted this in the checkout lane.
LW goes Democrat, whole world turns upside down.:eek:
That is a classic...:banana
quote:
"I'd switch hit for a chance with minnesotasmith anyday."
this one got past me the other day. What's it supposed to mean? Anyone.
Is it maybe a reference to baseball??
Panzer
The Old Fhart
11-08-2006, 21:14
Panzer1-"quote:
"I'd switch hit for a chance with minnesotasmith anyday."
this one got past me the other day. What's it supposed to mean? Anyone.
Is it maybe a reference to baseball??If it's about baseball, I think it refers to a 'position player' changing sides.:eek:
What will become of "the thread" after he makes it?
Will "the thread" still go on?
PanzerWithout a doubt. Unless the Admin. decides to close it. After all well over half of the content has nothing to do with the thread topic. Maybe over three quarters. I say leave it open and give MS enough time to read it front to back and provide commentary. Publish the transcript as a book and donate the money to Whiteblaze and AT maintenance.:)
threads gettin boring. how bout some kindling. i havent had sex in 7 or 8 years. how bout you ms?
I haven't had sex in a while.
I have a blow up doll I use so much she has lost that surprised look on her face. :eek:
I haven't had sex in a while.
I have a blow up doll I use so much she has lost that surprised look on her face. :eek:
It could be worse...
You could be married!!!!
Panzer
If you normally bat "straight" then switch hitting would mean...?
Ohhhhhhhhh
Panzer