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Footslogger
11-11-2006, 00:07
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached
sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer,
men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happen ed to
them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something
bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
"marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly victimised men. For the support group nearest
you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
Humor has drifted over to this thread like a vapor . I shall pursue you my narcotic fragrance until I am satisfied.
uh oh, a flashback from the 70s
Coulda had a V8, but found nothing more that a beer
It's just great, I'll show my rear & celebrate without fear
I didn't get a weekend pass, maybe I passed too much gas
Just trying to have fun, writing lousy puns
Thanks for the warning. This explains alot.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
11-11-2006, 06:33
Warning to the ladies: Men also use beer's cousin, the fru-fru mixed drink you just have to try, in a similar manner. Beware of these predators....
Slogger, Thanks for the warning. I wish I had heard about this years ago. It has happened to me several times, through the years. I now will be very carefull when I am offered beer by woman. Can't thank you enough.:jump
Greentick18d
11-11-2006, 11:43
Isn't this where the phrase "a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2" came from?
i just realized that i've been victimized. i feel so violated.
hammock engineer
11-11-2006, 21:51
Where was this adivce a few years ago. There were a couple times where this would have been nice to know.
refreeman
11-12-2006, 20:21
LOL!:)
I'm still laughing and have a strong grin.
Alan Jackson said in a song....
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said 'Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?'
She said 'I was your waitress and our last name's now the same'
'Cause I;m married to you baby and I don't even know your name
If I remember it right, tequila was involved.
otterman
11-13-2006, 09:00
She's looking better every beer.
Jim Adams
11-13-2006, 09:40
hence my theory of life! Once you drink 3, you may as well keep going. Why suffer when you can go until you do NOT remember!
geek
peter_pan
11-13-2006, 09:53
"Got the t-shirt sales"...thru the roof
pan
Bloodroot
11-13-2006, 10:49
Yep, I've been blind to this poison a few times. Nothing a pair of beer goggles couldn't take care of.
It's like a buddy of mine used to tell me. It's like riding a moped, it's OK until your friends see you on it!
Footslogger
11-13-2006, 10:55
[quote=Bloodroot;270350]Yep, I've been blind to this poison a few times. Nothing a pair of beer goggles couldn't take care of.
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You have any pics ?? Might consider a pair of those goggles ...
'Slogger
Bloodroot
11-13-2006, 11:00
[quote=Bloodroot;270350]Yep, I've been blind to this poison a few times. Nothing a pair of beer goggles couldn't take care of.
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You have any pics ?? Might consider a pair of those goggles ...
'Slogger
Here ya go!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:IYGlz3fBfZ2NEM:staff.washington.edu/leigh/cartoons/image/beer_goggles3.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://staff.washington.edu/leigh/cartoons/image/beer_goggles3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://staff.washington.edu/leigh/cartoons/source/beer_goggles3.html&h=500&w=331&sz=43&tbnid=IYGlz3fBfZ2NEM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpicture%2Bof%2Bbeer%2Bgoggles&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1)
Bloodroot
11-13-2006, 11:02
But this pair is priceless!!! LMAO
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/223604/jokeid/40247
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor
:eek:
Footslogger
11-13-2006, 13:15
[quote=Footslogger;270354]
Here ya go!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:IYGlz3fBfZ2NEM:staff.washington.edu/leigh/cartoons/image/beer_goggles3.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://staff.washington.edu/leigh/cartoons/image/beer_goggles3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://staff.washington.edu/leigh/cartoons/source/beer_goggles3.html&h=500&w=331&sz=43&tbnid=IYGlz3fBfZ2NEM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpicture%2Bof%2Bbeer%2Bgoggles&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1)
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So ...lemme get this straight. These goggles help you with beer consumption or do they expose the beer scammer ??
'Slogger
Bloodroot
11-13-2006, 13:36
The scammer, but this is not apparent until the next day.
Footslogger
11-13-2006, 13:38
The scammer, but this is not apparent until the next day.
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I dunno ...that delayed reaction could be dangerous !!
Would rather have the fast acting ones ...
'Slogger
Paul Bunyan
11-13-2006, 16:48
Why isn't this in the Hicking Humor part?
but still lol.
Lanthar Mandragoran
11-13-2006, 18:27
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
:eek: So, that's how it works...
Footslogger
11-13-2006, 18:28
:eek: So, that's how it works...
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That's only the beginning. It gets worse ...
'Slogger
Bloodroot
11-13-2006, 18:38
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That's only the beginning. It gets worse ...
'Slogger
Yeppers. It's like a tornado. In the beginning alot of screwing around and at the end your left with no house.
Bloodroot
11-13-2006, 18:53
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That's only the beginning. It gets worse ...
'Slogger
In this proves mans trials and tribulations........
1078
1079
1080
Isn't this where the phrase "a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2" came from?
Nope. That came from an old Willy Nelson song ;)
RAT
Lone Wolf
11-13-2006, 21:21
I went home at 2:00 with a 10 and woke up at 10:00 with a 2.