escape

[mweinstone]

stonewall, matthewski,all magic and hiking. all weekend. pa 309 area. this is a mini feed/hike. we got dogs and burgers and bacon and stuff. all are welcome. we leave tommorow after work. the jiffypop corporation will be represented . join us?

[mweinstone]

at stonewalls in bristol. changing magic 1020 due to traffic headed to pocono race.

[camojack]

The plan has changed...now they're in the Port Clinton area.

Even though I'm just an Internet hiker [:eek: ] I plan to head over there shortly...

[mweinstone]

im back...........

[mweinstone]

the pavillion , port clinton.

[mweinstone]

and after the team of matthewski, cammo jack , stonewall and bag o' tricks.

[Stonewall]

On a better note. After getting in about 10 pm at the Pavillion on Friday. Saturday Morning was a busy one for Matt as he was calling everyone letting them know where to Randezvou. Once done we set out to perform a little magic. (missing out of this picture is the grill ,24 hamburgers, and 32 Hot dogs)

[Stonewall]

So.... we waited and waited and waited. We finally had one SOBO Chase Bear come walking past. So we jumped on him and pined him down forcing him to eat. muahhhh. In actuality he voluntarily ate 3 cheese burgers, 2 sticky buns, 2 gadorades and 2 orange juices.... so we waited a few hours longer so Camo Jack showed up then Bag 0' Tricks comes down and we head out Back to the Pavillion. ( is it me or is Camo riding in the passenger seat without his holding the handle bars)

[Stonewall]

So after the days end we came back ate and drank. and all slept like babys. ... In the Morning we all gave one big last horha as Matt realizes hes the only one without a bandana.

[camojack]

So.... we waited and waited and waited. We finally had one SOBO Chase Bear come walking past. So we jumped on him and pined him down forcing him to eat. muahhhh. In actuality he voluntarily ate 3 cheese burgers, 2 sticky buns, 2 gadorades and 2 orange juices.... so we waited a few hours longer so Camo Jack showed up then Bag 0' Tricks comes down and we head out Back to the Pavillion. (is it me or is Camo riding in the passenger seat without his holding the handle bars)

Well, from that angle I could've been holding onto the left handlebar grip. :-?

I wasn't, as you know, but I could've been...from that angle. Internet hikers are crazy... :eek:

[mweinstone]

riding a bike no hands is a violation of the, " mat dosnt have stupid friends that wanna die act" established in 1976 , the law was required by congress that whomsoever should befriend mat must stay alive and not die. i am so fed up with diers. stonewall seems to know and respect living, whats your issue cammo? im tellin cammille . she aint marryin no daredevil. or devil of any type. not tasmainien, not dirt, not red.and especialy not road kill devil. shes smart like that. she wants a living and fully 3 dimentional hubby. so use the handelbars please. you made my feet curl and my balls retract when you did that.
here the new mala cooks for us. and cammo plans his next trick under the shade of our magic tarp.

[mweinstone]

the port clinton pavillion is a wonderfull gift to hikerdom from a cool ass church. it has remained vital for decades. it is the first place i ever slept outside at 14. it is my home on the trail. my basecamp. my root. please respect it. look, stonewalls grown attatched to it allready.......

[mweinstone]

bag o' tricks dont play. he aint no wussy. he's frickin serious as a heart attack,.......about his trail. word to the wise. dont graffitti anything on the trail in pa. dont trash a place that tricks freaquents. he knows these woods the best. no one better. thaught i knew them the best. no. him. all tricks all the time. if i ask tricks if he remembers the lazyboy chair some ass dragged into the woods 25 years ago above hamburg somewhwere off trail in the woods,...he will remember the place. and draw an acurate map of it. his knowlage of these woods and special places hidden from all, is complete. i will allways respect that about tricks. his favorite wood is mine too. no one loves pa better than tricks. and me. me tricks and stonewall are headed to the long trail festival on the friday after next.

[mweinstone]

cammo said goodby and rode off into the afternoon leaving me and stonewall to say goodbye to tricks and then it was home to philly. alas, if we could only stay on the trail as long as we want whenever we want. that would be great. stopped at cabellas for a laugh and then home to wait for the next trail fun to come our way. thank you god for the people of this trail. and the trail. and for bacon. the end.

[camojack]

riding a bike no hands is a violation of the, " mat dosnt have stupid friends that wanna die act" established in 1976 , the law was required by congress that whomsoever should befriend mat must stay alive and not die. i am so fed up with diers. stonewall seems to know and respect living, whats your issue cammo? im tellin cammille . she aint marryin no daredevil. or devil of any type. not tasmainien, not dirt, not red.and especialy not road kill devil. shes smart like that. she wants a living and fully 3 dimentional hubby. so use the handelbars please. you made my feet curl and my balls retract when you did that.

Oh, stop. Your concern is duly noted, but if you look at the picture you can see that I'm holding onto the passenger handgrips; by doing so and leaning, I can steer my Harley around any curves on an Interstate, which as you will recall is where we were when said picture was taken.
(Especially since the bike also has cruise control)

BTW, go ahead and tell Camille if you wish...she's already seen me steer the bike that way with her on the back. :eek:
(If she had any concern about my skills, you can be certain she'd let me know about it... :D )

[Heater]

Oh, stop. Your concern is duly noted, but if you look at the picture you can see that I'm holding onto the passenger handgrips; by doing so and leaning, I can steer my Harley around any curves on an Interstate, which as you will recall is where we were when said picture was taken.
(Especially since the bike also has cruise control)

BTW, go ahead and tell Camille if you wish...she's already seen me steer the bike that way with her on the back. :eek:
(If she had any concern about my skills, you can be certain she'd let me know about it... :D )

You should keep both hands on the bars at all times especially if you have a passenger on board.

[Appalachian Tater]

Matthewski, thanks to all of you guys for cleaning up the pavillion.

[mweinstone]

thanks tater. cammo,....what about these 617 things?
bird hits wheel
pothole unseen
car to left exsplodes
car to right exsplods
car flying overhead on first test run of prototype fails and drops on wheel
hands become stuck to passenger bars due to sticky put there by kids
lite cigerett comes from nowhere into eye.(over and around glasses)
boat filming remake of bond movie hits wheel.
froliking dino calls and the vibration of the phone startles you
president bush calls and same
front wheel blowout
failure of front disk break caliper
failure of rim
failure of tire valve
snipper fire to front wheel
exsplosive roadside devise planted by alkida
exsplosive roadside devise planted by hammass
spoke failure
airborn trash hits wheel
jesus blows the trumpet of the end of time and shouts and you are startled
cammile passes oposite direction on harly she bought and you are startled
more after bath........

[camojack]

thanks tater. cammo,....what about these 617 things?
bird hits wheel
pothole unseen
car to left exsplodes
car to right exsplods
car flying overhead on first test run of prototype fails and drops on wheel
hands become stuck to passenger bars due to sticky put there by kids
lite cigerett comes from nowhere into eye.(over and around glasses)
boat filming remake of bond movie hits wheel.
froliking dino calls and the vibration of the phone startles you
president bush calls and same
front wheel blowout
failure of front disk break caliper
failure of rim
failure of tire valve
snipper fire to front wheel
exsplosive roadside devise planted by alkida
exsplosive roadside devise planted by hammass
spoke failure
airborn trash hits wheel
jesus blows the trumpet of the end of time and shouts and you are startled
cammile passes oposite direction on harly she bought and you are startled
more after bath........

With a lot of those potential incidents, it wouldn't much matter if I was holding the handlebars or not... :eek:

[Stonewall]

With a lot of those potential incidents, it wouldn't much matter if I was holding the handlebars or not... :eek:

Ya internet hiker!!! hehe

[camojack]

Ya internet hiker!!! hehe

Heh. Yeah, and now I'm an Internet biker, too... :eek:

[Wonder]

Talked to Trix last night......sound like you all had a good time! Wish I could have been there with you........when are y'all planning "escape to Damascus"?
...........I know, May.
Anyway, I'll see you boys in october, and then we are going to party hard philly style when I get there in december!!!!!

[camojack]

Talked to Trix last night......sound like you all had a good time! Wish I could have been there with you........when are y'all planning "escape to Damascus"?
...........I know, May.
Anyway, I'll see you boys in october, and then we are going to party hard philly style when I get there in december!!!!!

We did have a good time, thanks. :)

By October I presume you're referring to the Gathering; what are those December plans? :confused:

[Wonder]

My mother is off on Christmas this year.....so I"m coming home for a week to spend the holiday with her. We gotta hit up TJ's or something and toss back some beers!

[camojack]

My mother is off on Christmas this year.....so I"m coming home for a week to spend the holiday with her. We gotta hit up TJ's or something and toss back some beers!
Well then, I guess we'll see you in October and December. :banana