My last trip trip I could have used:
1) Don't forget batteries for your Steripen.
2) Don't bring a lighter whose butane level you are unsure of.(I had a back-up)
3) Don't forget to count countour lines on the map when planning mileage.

4) Don't sweat it.

Don't take people on the internet too seriously.

Don't worry, be happy. (Seriously.)

Don't go synthetic and don't use mail drops (HAHA Blissful)

don't believe the hype

Don't carry a gun, cell phone, hike with a dog, go without maps, carry too much, go too fast, sleep in shelters, moon the cog, jump off a bridge, stiff a hostel, or listen to me.

Don't call it a comeback. (I've been here for years)

dont know which way to turn

Don't look back in anger.

Don't stand so close to me.

Don't pick your nose.

The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Hence a phrase which has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.Dont't forget a towel

Don't Panic

dont you forget about me

Don't stop believing

Don't expect "trail magic"

Don't quote fleetwood mack please.

Don't misatribute lyrics.

Don't go to bed angry (with each other)- has anyone ever REALLY been able to do this?!!! haha

don't worry, I won't finish that phrase.

Don't you forget about me

Don't pay the ferryman.

Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont try denyin livin on the other side
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont try denyin livin on the other side
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide

1. DON'T rely on butane lighters as your sole fire source. Make sure you have an entirely different means of firemaking for your back-up. Butane lighters don't work well in the wind, or when the flint gets wet, or at high altitude, or when they clog.

Try these: http://www.nitro-pak.com/product_info.php?cPath=77_162&products_id=213

I believe REI and many other suppliers carry these, also.

2. DON'T confuse the less reliable Coghlan's waterproof matches for the good stuff.

...
2. DON'T confuse the less reliable Coghlan's waterproof matches for the good stuff.They suck ass.

don't fear the reaper

Don't forget the fancy hold feature on your weather radio works better if you remember to use it...

Don't walk away, Renee. (Man, am I dating myself.)

Don't kick, don't fight, don't sleep at night

Don't Taze Me Bro!!

Don't forget to wind your watch

dont tap your foot in the bathroom stall

Don't date MS.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't quit.

Don't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Don't try this at home.

Don't say it's the end of the road.

Don't worry about the government

dont go swimming on private property to clean yourself off:cool:

don't s**t on church pavillion floors

Don't snivel.

Don't believe everything that you breathe

don't s**t on church pavillion floors

and puking is jsut as bad:eek:

Don't back talk your momma.

Don't believe everything that you breathe


Don't inhale.

dont go away mad, just go away

Don't be a troll.

Don't belive what the man says.

don't eat the brown acid

don't spit into the wind

don't mess around with jim

Don't belive what the man says.

you spelled woman wrong

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Don’t say you’re 16 and doing on a thru-hike, with a group that donates its nonexistent money to a mental health charity.:D

Don't write checks with your mouth your ass can't cash.

Don't pee on an electric fence.

don't you eyeball me maggot!

When the trail forks, don't take the path through the pile of sticks.

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'em!

Don't wear your beer googles at Trail Days.

Don't make me come up there!

Don't carry umpteen rolls of toilet paper.

Don't worry, be happy! ( I HATE that song!)

Don't make me pull this car over.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

dont you know that you are a shooting star and all the world will love you just as long.....

From the Book, "The 4 Agreements"........
Don't take anything personally.
Don't assume anything.

Don't stop 'till you get enough

"Don't Tread on Me"

Don't bogart that scotch my friend, pass it over to me.

Don’t say you’re 16 and doing on a thru-hike, with a group that donates its nonexistent money to a mental health charity.:D

Don't pretend like you know anything about anyone you meet over the internet.

Don't make false statements.

Don't judge someone by their age.

Don't be an a$$.

Kirby

Don't cry for me Argentina. (Ok after that one, I'm done!)

Don't moveDon't talk out of timeDon't thinkDon't worryEverything's just fineJust fine
Don't grabDon't clutchDon't hope for too muchDon't breatheDon't achieveOr grieve without leave
Don't checkJust balance onthe fenceDon't answerDon't askDon't try andmake sense
Don't whisperDon't talkDon't run ifyou can walkDon't cheat, competeDon't miss the one beat
Don't travel by trainDon't eatDon't spillDon't piss in the drainDon't make a will
Don't fill outany formDon't compensatDon't cowerDon't crawlDon't come around lateDon't hover at the gate
Don't take it on boardDon't fall oyour sworJust play another chordIf you feelyou're gettingboredI feel I feel numbToo much is not enough
I feel numbDon't changeyour brandGimme what yougotDon't listento the band
Don't gapeGimme what Idon't geDon't apeDon't changeyour shapGimme some moreHave another grapeToo much is not enough
I feel numbI feel numbGimme some moreA piece of me, babyI feel numbDon't plead
Don't bridleDon't shackleDon't grindGimme some moreDon't curveDon't swerve Ifeel numb
Lie, die, serveGimme some moreDon't theorize,
realise,polarise I feelnumbChance,,dismiss,apologiseGimme what yougot
Gimme what I don't getGimme what you gotToo much is not enoughDon't spy I feel numbDon't lie
Don't try

Don't go to town if you can stay in the woods.

Don't take vitamin "I" to walk, save it for sleeping.

Don't forget to call the people who love you at home. You know you're OK, they don't.

Don't talk too much. Some people still go to the woods for the silence.

Don't forget to drink, even if you're not thirsty.

Don't forget to say goodbye to someone you've walked with for a while. You may never see them again.

Don't believe the trail lasts forever, even when it feels like it does. Two weeks after you're done, you'll wish you were still out there.

Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow. It'll soon be here.

Don't forget to brush your teeth. Who cares what your breath smells like; you need your teeth.

Don't walk to be finished. Walk in the moment.

Don't let the trail leave your heart, even when your heart leaves the trail.

Don't piss off Chuck Norris!
And definately not on him!

don't piss into the wind or the spring (hey Pennsy I'm thinking of you ;-)

Don't make me say it again!

You don't need to be coy, Roy.

You don't need to discuss much.

Don't drink scotch that's not old enough to date.

Don't drink scotch that's not old enough to date.

Are you suggesting partying with underage scotch??? ;)

Are you suggesting partying with underage scotch??? ;)

I'm saying I prefer my scotch like I prefer my women: 18 or older. :D

I'm saying I prefer my scotch like I prefer my women: 18 or older. :D

Oh, and single. :banana

Oh, and single. :banana
OK then, now we are talking.

Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.

Don't drink and drive

Dont Tread On Me

Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.

mom always said " DONT PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE"

Don't hike online. Hike offline.

Don't wait for people to be friendly. Show 'em how.

dont cry over spiled milk

Don't you take that tone of voice with me!!

dont you dare!!!!

Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

as my ex-wife used to say.....just DON'T.:eek:

Mama don't allow no guitar pickin' here
Mama don't allow no guitar pickin' here
Oh we don't care what Mama don't 'llow
Gonna pick our guitars anyhow
Mama don't allow no guitar pickin' here

Don't wrestle with the bears; you will lose.

don't complain about your shoes, look around you will find someone that has no feet

Don't ask
Don't tell

Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better.

don't fart on a match

Don't spit in to the wind

Don't touch me there

Don't tell anyone

Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask offa the Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim

Don't talk about my momma.

Don't listen to the voices in your head--they may be right.

dont forget your mothers birthday.....that has to be one for the top of the list...peace out , nitewalker

Dont worry it will be ok.

Don't feed the bears! (except Yogi.)

Don't make me separate you!

Oh, and don't leave the trail without checking your compass so you know which way you're going. Knowing which way is north doesn't help as much if you don't know what side of the trail you're on.

Don't camp under a dead tree.

Don't put your hand or any other body part inside a hollow tree without checking for squirrels.

Don't get your knickers in a knot. (Variation--Don't get your panties in a wad.)

Don't Beleive everything that you read
you'll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with mace in the dark
pissing on the foodstamps and burning down the trailer park.

Don't Beleive everything that you read
you'll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with mace in the dark
pissing on the foodstamps and burning down the trailer park.


See above there Rooster...

It's:

"Don't believe everything that you breathe"

don't misquote Beck like that Rooster fella

Don't focus on Katahdin. It'll be there when you get there.

Don't think about anything else but where you are at the moment ...

'Slogger

Don't say "Ya'll watch this!"

Don't Taze Me Bro!!

That was so funny it bears repeating.

Seriously, don't stick your trekking pole (if you use such things) between two rocks, and then fall. It will break your pole.

Don't send a video into "America's Funniest" if it doesn't involve you lobbing a softball to a kid with a bat.

Don't lob a softball to a kid with a bat if you're not wearing a cup.

Don't use peppercini olive oil outside of the kitchen

don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

my grandma watched us after school pre fourth grade and we returned one day to four feet of suds being swept out the kitchen door

dont mess with grandma

don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

LOL I did that once, what a mess....... :o

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead

"The dishes are done, man"

"Don't think twice, it's all right"

Don't forget to thank trail maintainers if you meet them out working while you're hiking.

NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM EST ...

'Slogger

Don't let the bastards get you down;)

Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.

Don't sweat the petty stuff.

Don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Don't crush that dwarf, somebody hand me the pliers.

Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.

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....especially on the way IN !!

'Slogger

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....especially on the way IN !!

'Slogger
Exactly:jump .

Don't use the exact same type of bottle for your olive oil and camp suds. :p You may end up with sudsy pasta at LeConte shelter on a cold night when you are really really hungry, and the stove was working properly, and....

Don't be afraid to admit that you are a bonehead.

Don't fear the reaper

(You might be a king
Or a low street sweeper
But sooner or later
You dance with the reaper)

Don't hang your hammock from a forked tree that has been used to break firewood.

Don't fight the feeling.

don't force a fart. you'll draw mud

Don't struggle

don't drink the water

Don't shop for your re-supply without putting your glasses on.:eek:

Don't keep walking on a 'hot spot.' Bandage/tape all blisters or hot spots as soon as you feel them.

TW

Don't stop believing (hang on to that feeling)

Don't go shopping for re-supply when you're hungry ...you'll end up with a lot of extra food. Eat first, shop later !!

'Slogger

Don't go shopping for re-supply when you're hungry ...you'll end up with a lot of extra food. Eat first, shop later !!


... and it's corollary:

Don't shop for re-supply while stoned. :D

Don't allow your online communications be any different than your face-to-face communications. If it is, stop, back away from the keyboard and think before you hit enter on your revised communication.

Don't poop where you eat.

... and it's corollary:

Don't shop for re-supply while stoned. :D
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Yeah ...or you end up with a backpack full of cookies and chips !!

'Slogger

Don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

Yeah ...or you end up with a backpack full of cookies and chips !!

speak for yourself... i always end up with wasabi peas, candied ginger and poptarts...

Don't forget that being constipated while squating over a cathole really sucks.

... and it's corollary:

don't use such big words.:)

When collecting kindling:
Don't forget, those sticks that are sticking straight out of the ground may be marking somebody's cathole. That stick may have a suprise on the other end.:eek:

Don't belive anything you hear,and only half of what you see

Wish I'd had these before my hike last year. So many are right on target. Even Lone Wolf's. :)

Anyway, don't go with a plan on how you will hike the trail - mileage, stops, etc. In a day it will all be chucked out the window. Take the trail as it comes, day by day, and be adaptable.

Don't burn your itinerary (I'll do it for you)

Don't have mercy for invasive varmint.

Kirby

Don't laugh at the old, slow, and grey haired hikers.
With luck, you'll be one too someday!

Don't carry 6 bottles of water and 6 rolls of toilet paper in Ga. Well....you might want to do that now, you can trade the TP for water.

don't eat peanut butter two hours after you ate the bag of mushrooms!

Don't forget vaseline!!!

Don't Forget Cotton Balls!!!

Don't forget why you are on the trail.

Don't forget to enjoy yourself.

Kirby

Don't forget to wash your hands.

Don't take so freaking long to get here!!! (speaking to the month of March!)

dont make me angry! you wouldnt like me when im angry...

dont worry ................................be happy

Don't ignore the erogenous zones.

Don't take any wooden rhetoric.

Don't stay up late.

Don't force the issue.

Don't, don't, don't, let's start,
this is the worst part.....

Don't laugh at the old, slow, and grey haired hikers.
With luck, you'll be one too someday!

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Hey ...that one hit home !!

'Slogger

Don't say under oath "The kid ain't mine. I pulled out way in time."

Don't attempt to rollerskate in a Buffalo herd. You can't.

You can tune a guitar, but don't attempt to tuna fish.

Don't forget to smile when the weather won't.

Don't expect many serious responses, when you post a question on WB.

Don't say under oath "The kid ain't mine. I pulled out way in time."

So what should I have said?:-?

So what should I have said?:-?

Daddy! Is that you?:confused:

Daddy! Is that you?:confused:

Just LMAO son.

hows the toy story quote go?

"Never Give! Never Surrender!"

Don't you want me baby?

Don't let the suuun go down on meeee!

Seriously, don't put your dreams off until it's convenient. Make a way.

AW

dont let little lifes hangups get you down

Don't walk away, don't say goodbye
Don't turn around, don't let it die
When shadows fall, when day is done
All through the night, all of my life
Don't walk away

You can tune a guitar, but don't attempt to tuna fish.

Actually, I find tuna fish much more common on the trail than tuning a guitar.

DON'T ....I have a headache.:(

don`t seat on wet and cold rocks or tree stumps, hemorrhoids are not your friends

Don't go away angry, just go away.

Don't judge me.

AND PLEASE!!!! Do not bring this thread back to life six months from now.

don't eat that you'll ruin your dinner

Don't skimp on fat calories -- BRING ON DA BUTTA!!

Don't forget to see ____(insert place here)____

sea to shining sea

Don't worry about the big things. They're easy.

Wory about the little things. They're hard. For example, should you have the M&Ms or the Snicker's next? Damned diffficult question, well worth fretting about for miles.

related too:

Don't nickle and dime in a million dollar show.

Don`t let the rain fall down on me!:(

DO NOT camouflage your shelter, as this will reduce your chances of being rescued.:rolleyes:

Don't set fire to your boat to signal distress, even though it recommended by the International Collison Regulations.

... and it's corollary:

Don't shop for re-supply while stoned. :D

And. . . never swallow anything bigger than your head.

speak for yourself... i always end up with wasabi peas, candied ginger and poptarts...

Five pounds of Little Debbie strawberry swirl snack cakes.:)

don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

Now that's funny. If you've never done it or heard of it though you should give it a whirl.:)

don`t fart louder than you snore, its just not polite :D

Don't stop believing

Don't feed the bears! (except Yogi.)

Don't feed yogis. :)

Don't let the bed bugs bite

Don't be rude.

don't let this stupid thread go on any longer

Then Don't post to it anymore. ;)

Don't let a plea for this thread to end be the last post on it.

don't let this stupid thread go on any longer

Don't even think about trying to control this thread.:banana

DON'T CRY, WOLF...o that should have been dont cry wolf:)

Don't step on my blue suede shoes!

Don't display the freeeking banana.

Don't be afraid of the dark:eek: .

Don't you know the don'ts list may end up longer than the do's list?

Don't display the freeeking banana.


hahaha--Don't tell me what to do:banana

Don't come snoopin' 'round my back door.

Don't go 'round tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bad moon on the rise


(or the hiker version)
Hiker stay on the trail, don't go into town to get your mail, there's a shelter on the ridge

Don't go to the shelter - it is on fire.

Don't put out the fire in the shelter.

don't build no stinkin' shelters

Don't bogart that joint my friend......

Statement #1: Don't believe anything I say.

Statement #2: I am lying.

(Now I sit back and watch the entire Internet crash.)

Don't let the sun go down on me.

Don't leave home without it. (Whatever "it" is.)

Huh, please dont you rock my boat
cause I dont want my boat to be rockin anyhow
Please dont you rock my boat, no
cause I dont want my boat to be rockin

Don't bring me down.....Bruce!

Don't mess with Texas

dont go chasing waterfalls...actually that is a good idea

don't build no stinkin' shelters

That's not really a saying. You made it up.:D

dont stop thinking about tomorrow

dont fear the reaper

Don't stand too close when mooning the cog railroad or you may get a lump of coal up your butt.

Don't eat yellow snow......

Don't decide what happened in the real world (or what should be done about it) from your keyboard.

Don't go breakin' my heart.

Don`t stand to close to me.

Don't pull anyone's finger.

Don't get me started.

My last trip trip I could have used:
1) Don't forget batteries for your Steripen.
2) Don't bring a lighter whose butane level you are unsure of.(I had a back-up)
3) Don't forget to count countour lines on the map when planning mileage.

Hey ROOSTER ! Don't you wish you remembered to bring extra batteries, another lighter and took some lessons in map reading.:rolleyes:

Do this,
Don't do that
Can't you read the signs

Signs, Signs, Everywhere are signs.........

Dont Lite Your Stove In The Dorm!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't go changing to try and please me

Now a serious one.

Don't plan an ambitious schedule of mileage. Give yourself plenty of time to stop during the day and set up camp after you arrive wherever you want to arrive

don't throw mama from the train

Don't throw me under the bus.

Now a serious one.

Don't plan an ambitious schedule of mileage. Give yourself plenty of time to stop during the day and set up camp after you arrive wherever you want to arrive


who in there rite mind would do that?:-? i have never overplaned my mileage.:eek: or did i.......:o

Don't play on the internet from your office cubicle at work.