... what do you do about split ends in your beard?

... only my hairdresser knows for sure

Sprinkle a few crumbs and let the mice take care of them.

Wish they were on my head!

Wish they were on my head!

Sorry Dude ... Thats what happens when you make too many U-turns under the bedsheets.

Find a smiling face and ask her to trim them for you.

... only my hairdresser knows for sureFess up, LW. You sprinkle in crumbs and moisturize with doggy slobbers

If you worry about that out on the trail....then you don't deserve to have a beard!!!:D You lose half your guy cards!:eek:

Keep it shave. No beard, no split ends.;)

Keep it shave. No beard, no split ends.;)
Just lesions in the skin caused from being a lesser man who uses a razor.

I use this to take care of any split ends :banana

Keep it shave. No beard, no split ends.;)

Oh My God . . . Then we'd look like . . . BOYSCOUTS ! ! ! :eek:

Oh My God . . . Then we'd look like . . . BOYSCOUTS ! ! ! :eek:
Hmmmm. . . maybe more like Woodstockers with back packs.;)

Funny ...I never gave any thought to split ends.

On the other hand, when I got to Millinocket after summitting Katahdin, I did attempt to comb the knots out and found a well aged Reesie Piecie in there !!

'Slogger

You ate it, right?

You ate it, right?

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Damn Skippy ...

'Slogger

Keep it shave. No beard, no split ends.;)

Hmmmm. . . maybe more like Woodstockers with back packs.;)


I don't know. I think your going to need long hair and a Greatful Dead t-shirt to pull that one off.

You ate it, right?
He had to. Man rule and five second rule combined.
Oh. . . and I think red-neck rule applies as well. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/aussie.gif

I don't know. I think your going to need long hair and a Greatful Dead t-shirt to pull that one off.
Got the long hair thing covered. But believe it or not there weren't a lot of G> Dead t-shirts at Woodstock.

Got the long hair thing covered. But believe it or not there weren't a lot of G> Dead t-shirts at Woodstock.

DARN ! ! ! ... I KNEW when I typed it that somebody was going to point that out.

He had to. Man rule and five second rule combined.
Oh. . . and I think red-neck rule applies as well. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/aussie.gif

This is very true indeed!:rolleyes:

DARN ! ! ! ... I KNEW when I typed it that somebody was going to point that out.
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OK, OK ,,, That's one for the North Shore of Baaaston.

OK, OK ,,, That's one for the North Shore of Baaaston.
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I.....a Grateful Dead t-shirt to pull that one off.::: Dino rushes to manufacture Grateful Dead Shirts in a technical fabric :::

::: Dino rushes to manufacture Grateful Dead Shirts in a technical fabric :::
I would definiteley were that in a tye-dye - maybe not so much with a logo of any sort - unless you can put a picture of Angelina on it.:)

That's funny. Iam not even going to try to yop that.

Meanwhile - Back at the subject of split ends in beards...

Peel/pull them off and eat em. Protein recycling.

... what do you do about split ends in your beard?

pour some alcohol in a still warm stove, get close and light...

POOF:eek:!!!!!!!!!!


No more split ends. (or eyebrows and lashes for that matter)

Never looked for split ends. Don't own a razor.

That's funny. I am not even going to try to top that.

Meanwhile - Back at the subject of split ends in beards...

Sorry FD . . . This was in reply to ...

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Hmm, Guys, try a VO5 hot oil treatment? It would be like a mini-spa day for you!

i thought that the 5 second rule starts once it hits the ground... :-?

Hmm, Guys, try a VO5 hot oil treatment? It would be like a mini-spa day for you!

does that come without fragrence? After all guy rule xyzzy states "whatever you do don't go hiking smelling like a girly girl".

i thought that the 5 second rule starts once it hits the ground... :-?

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Actually ...I think the "ground" version is more like 30 seconds. When something gets stuck in your beard the whole time limit thing is VERY flexible and in large part based on your hunger level.

'Slogger

does that come without fragrence? After all guy rule xyzzy states "whatever you do don't go hiking smelling like a girly girl".

Having long hair, I would suggest beer.

It all depends if it was holding, a stiff arm, or a facemask.

... what do you do about split ends in your beard?
SMOKE!!!

Spill a little more fats on the beard while eating.

OK now that I know the answer to split ends I have another question:

Should I use colored ribbons for pig tails in my beard or should I just go with the ponytail holders I find on the trail?

Find a smiling face and ask her to trim them for you.
Everybody can use some trim every now and then.
Sorry, I thought this was the AT and Sex thread.:o

pour some alcohol in a still warm stove, get close and light...

POOF:eek:!!!!!!!!!!


No more split ends. (or eyebrows and lashes for that matter)


Mango, lighting his cigar!:D Huh...Huh...Huh...

OK now that I know the answer to split ends I have another question:

Should I use colored ribbons for pig tails in my beard or should I just go with the ponytail holders I find on the trail?

I'd cut them off fry them up in some olive oil and make pork rinds. Yum!:sun

Should I use colored ribbons for pig tails in my beard or should I just go with the ponytail holders I find on the trail?

Whatever you use, LNT.

... what do you do about split ends in your beard?
That's the main reason the Swiss Army Knife has those scissors!

Split ends in your beard hairs? I recommend buying some better genes. ;)

Or do the Johhny Depp/pirate thing - very hot look:

"Hissing through his teeth, Blackbeard—one of the most dreaded pirates who ever lived—jumps to the deck. He stands tall and lean. Pieces of rope burn like fuses among coils of his black hair. Sashes stuffed with pistols and daggers crisscross his huge chest. Black ribbons flap from the braids in his beard. Terrified sailors flee."
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/pirates/bbeard.html

Split ends in your beard hairs? I recommend buying some better genes. ;)

Sorry Bearpaw - not going to happen during this administration. Maybe after January 20th.

Sorry Bearpaw - not going to happen during this administration. Maybe after January 20th.
Heeeeeee...Heeeeeeee...Heeeeeeeeeeeeee:p:D:p:D:eek :

...or should I just go with the ponytail holders I find on the trail?

Hey they might be mine. What color are they?

the ones I find most often are the simple rubber band type - typically a black stretchy band - I did however once find one that was clear plastic balls with the elastic between them

If you find a purple frilly one, it is he-dinos :D

Distribute olive oil or some other pleasant and natural conditioner thru your beard. If you put too much oil in your beard, use a paper towel to extract, and brush your beard daily-it will distribute oils better and eventually will help your split ends.

Your beard will be soft the next day :D

Keep your beard. :sun

If you find a purple frilly one, it is he-dinos :D

Dibs if you find a yellow frilly one

Use the colored ribbons, no one will notice the split ends anyway.

If you find a purple frilly one, it is he-dinos :D
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