Let's Beat Up Dixi For No Good Reason

[warraghiyagey]

This IS the Humor Forum.

I'll start.
Dixi. How could you? You stinker. You've obviously ruined the entire planet. Thanks alot. And that goes for you too Dino.
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[Sly]

Age has taught me never to mess with a woman's mind. Ever.

[orangebug]

Gee, I'm a real spoil sport cause I can't come up with a good reason for beating up on Dixi, much less Dino, even in jest.

[Survivor Dave]

::::Survivor Dave wraps his big arms around Dixi and FD for protection::::



Gee, I'm a real spoil sport cause I can't come up with a good reason for beating up on Dixi, much less Dino, even in jest.

[orangebug]

Nice tats!

[dixicritter]

Awww come on guys, I can take it. All in good humor of course. ;) I realize the spirit in which Warrgy put this up. LOL... Don't beat him up just yet fellas. I'll let ya know when. ;)

Now ya bunch a snivelers... what'cha got? hmmm?

[warraghiyagey]

Now ya bunch a snivelers... what'cha got? hmmm?

Ummmmmm . . . . you're a poopie head?? . . . . .
:o

[Survivor Dave]

::::Survivor Dave sqeeeeezes a little tighter!:::::::D

OK FD, I won't steal your phrasing anymore!



Awww come on guys, I can take it. All in good humor of course. ;) I realize the spirit in which Warrgy put this up. LOL... Don't beat him up just yet fellas. I'll let ya know when. ;)

Now ya bunch a snivelers... what'cha got? hmmm?

[dixicritter]

Ummmmmm . . . . you're a poopie head?? . . . . .
:o

LMAO.... you're cute. :sun


::::Survivor Dave sqeeeeezes a little tighter!:::::::D

Can't breath there big guy...LOL. :D;)

[warraghiyagey]

Can't breath there big guy...LOL. :D;)
The POWER of the Tat.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

::: Dino considers how to beat up on Dixi :::

Dearest Dixi,

I regret to inform you that I have concluded that you have slept your way into you position. I have been hearing scandalous things about your activities with one of the owners. Scandalous things!!!

Love,
Dino

PS - Trouble is, I heard most of the scandalous things from you. :D

PSS - Even if you did sleep your way to the top, you are still one of the most capable and well-like administrators I've had the pleasure of knowing.

[warraghiyagey]

::: Dino considers how to beat up on Dixi :::

Dearest Dixi,

I regret to inform you that I have concluded that you have slept your way into you position. .
I KNEW it !!!:mad::mad:

[dixicritter]

::: Dino considers how to beat up on Dixi :::

Dearest Dixi,

I regret to inform you that I have concluded that you have slept your way into you position. I have been hearing scandalous things about your activities with one of the owners. Scandalous things!!!

Love,
Dino

PS - Trouble is, I heard most of the scandalous things from you. :D

PSS - Even if you did sleep your way to the top, you are still one of the most capable and well-like administrators I've had the pleasure of knowing.

Nice try Dino, but ya fell short too. Y'all are just too nice. ;) Bunch'a nice guys around here. What has WB gone soft and cuddly? :eek:

[dixicritter]

I KNEW it !!!:mad::mad:

Ppsssttt..... it was fun too. :sun

[Survivor Dave]

Can we send this thread to Sgt. Rocks U.S. Cellular phone. I think it would be motivating and inspirational........NOT!:D:D:D:D:D

[warraghiyagey]

Can we send this thread to Sgt. Rocks U.S. Cellular phone. I think it would be motivating and inspirational........NOT!:D:D:D:D:D
NO NO NO!! Don't tell Rock! What happens on WB stays on WB!

[dixicritter]

Can we send this thread to Sgt. Rocks U.S. Cellular phone. I think it would be motivating and inspirational........NOT!:D:D:D:D:D

It's ok Dave he knows I slept with him ;)

[warraghiyagey]

It's ok Dave he knows I slept with him ;)
Thank goodness!
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[Survivor Dave]

You crack me up! LMAO for a week!


It's ok Dave he knows I slept with him ;)

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

::: Dino vows to try harder :::

Dixi is a bad dog-mommy. She lets her tiny puppy hang out with this guy - she even let her play in his beard! What sort of thing is that to be teach a sweet, young puppy?
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/2/7/1/HPIM6558.JPG

[dixicritter]

Much better Dino!!! LMAO

[warraghiyagey]

::: Dino vows to try harder :::

Dixi is a bad dog-mommy. She lets her tiny puppy hang out with this guy - she even let her play in his beard! What sort of thing is that to be teach a sweet, young puppy?

Yes, no one wants a puppy continually lamenting that it was raised by Wolves.

[warraghiyagey]

Dixi: Puppy-ruining WB gold-digger.
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[dixicritter]

Dixi: Puppy-ruining WB gold-digger.
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There's gold?? Dang I missed that memo. :p

[warraghiyagey]

There's gold?? Dang I missed that memo. :p
Dahlonega - Cherokee for yellow metal.

[Survivor Dave]

What do you think he was doing all this time on the BMT? He said he was hiking, but he was really caching(sp.) the gold!

Ooops! now I've gone and done it!:D



There's gold?? Dang I missed that memo. :p

[dixicritter]

What do you think he was doing all this time on the BMT? He said he was hiking, but he was really caching(sp.) the gold!

Ooops! now I've gone and done it!:D

AH HA! I knew it! :D

[warraghiyagey]

Word on the trail-vine is he really cashed in and intends a flip-flop (to hike SOBO with the inimitable Warraghiyagey of course) and then head west to finish the Triple Crown.
But I'm sure he's already discussed that with you.

[Survivor Dave]

Fort "Rocks" instead of Fort Knox? Has a nice ring to it.

:rolleyes::D

[Hammock Hanger]

I sort of stumbled into this thread and as soon as I stop laughing will stumble out... LOL!!:)

[dixicritter]

Fort "Rocks" instead of Fort Knox? Has a nice ring to it.

:rolleyes::D

Sure does. ;):D

[dixicritter]

I sort of stumbled into this thread and as soon as I stop laughing will stumble out... LOL!!:)

Good luck... we've got ya in here now. :cool:

[warraghiyagey]

I sort of stumbled into this thread and as soon as I stop laughing will stumble out... LOL!!:)
You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave.

[Cuffs]

I have been hearing scandalous things about your activities with one of the owners. Scandalous things!!!


Wow... DC is sleeping with ATTroll? I wonder where he was 'on vacation' last week....

[warraghiyagey]

Wow... DC is sleeping with ATTroll? I wonder where he was 'on vacation' last week....
Owwwwch!! Poor Dino wasn't even considered.



Oh sh it.

Now I've gone and done it.

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[hopefulhiker]

It is a conspiracy and Dixi is the mastermind....

[warraghiyagey]

It is a conspiracy and Dixi is the mastermind....
ALL HAIL DIXI, ALL HAIL DIXI, FOR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD, . . . er, I mean ALL HAIL DIXI, ALL HAIL DIXI. . .

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Wow... DC is sleeping with ATTroll? I wonder where he was 'on vacation' last week....She's sleeping with both of the owners :eek::eek::eek:

[dixicritter]

Wow... DC is sleeping with ATTroll? I wonder where he was 'on vacation' last week....

I think Trolls wife would have something to say about that one...LOL. But that was a good one Cuffs ya got me.

[dixicritter]

It is a conspiracy and Dixi is the mastermind....

Shhh you aren't supposed to tell on me hopeful. ;)

[Cuffs]

I know where I send my donation.

[warraghiyagey]

I know where I send my donation.
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[Survivor Dave]

At the same time? Isn't that called "Double Jeopardy"?

"Alex, I'll take WhiteBlaze for $1000" :D:D



She's sleeping with both of the owners :eek::eek::eek:

[warraghiyagey]

At the same time? Isn't that called "Double Jeopardy"?

"Alex, I'll take WhiteBlaze for $1000" :D:D

The answer is:
What hiking website's owner recently saw trouble brewing and headed for the hills?

[Cuffs]

The answer is:
What hiking website's owner recently saw trouble brewing and headed for the hills?

the one that went snowmobiling.

[Survivor Dave]

"Alex, the answer is Attroll":D


The answer is:
What hiking website's owner recently saw trouble brewing and headed for the hills?

[dixicritter]

Yeah that's because the other owner was already in the hills. :)

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Alex, I do believe we have two right answers to that question.

[warraghiyagey]

the one that went snowmobiling.

I'm sorry - you failed to answer in the form of a question. . . and you're wrong:p


"Alex, the answer is Attroll":D

I'm sorry you also failed to answer in the form of a question - and are also wrong.
The Answer we were looking for is, Sargent Rock.


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[warraghiyagey]

Alex, I do believe we have two right answers to that question.
Judges?

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Our judge, Dave, the former owner of WB says both would be the correct answer.

[Survivor Dave]

"Alex, we'll take hiker military spelling for $1000"

W, what's the answer?

I'm sorry, you buzzed in too late. Sergeant--Where do you get those cool smileys W?




I'm sorry - you failed to answer in the form of a question. . . and you're wrong:p



I'm sorry you also failed to answer in the form of a question - and are also wrong.
The Answer we were looking for is, Sargent Rock.


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[Survivor Dave]

Geez, who's Dave? A menage au trois? (sp.)


Our judge, Dave, the former owner of WB says both would be the correct answer.

[Nightwalker]

Nice try Dino, but ya fell short too. Y'all are just too nice. ;) Bunch'a nice guys around here. What has WB gone soft and cuddly? :eek:

I remember being not too nice to you some time ago. Seems as if it didn't go over too well...

[hopefulhiker]

Does Dixi have an evil twin?

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Geez, who's Dave? A menage au trois? (sp.)Just between you and me, I heard Darling Dixi was the real reason Dave relented and turned WB over to Rock and Troll. :D

[dixicritter]

Does Dixi have an evil twin?

I'll never tell. ;)

[dixicritter]

Just between you and me, I heard Darling Dixi was the real reason Dave relented and turned WB over to Rock and Troll. :D

Ohhhhh now be good Dino. :eek:

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Ohhhhh now be good Dino. :eek:Oh Dixi, quit being so modest..... :D

[TOW]

It's ok Dave he knows I slept with him ;)
so you say...................:-?

[warraghiyagey]

"Where do you get those cool smileys W?
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys-sad-001.php

[warraghiyagey]

"Alex, we'll take hiker military spelling for $1000"
I'm sorry, you buzzed in too late. Sergeant--Where do you get those cool smileys W?
Owwwwch. . . ummm, I mean typo - yeah that's it typo.;)

:o:o

[Kirby]

Actually, Rock went hiking after he discovered Dixi and FD were having an affair, Dixi was distraught after LW snatched Bella, he is rumored to be hiding in Damascus, the police are due to raid Dot's this evening, stay tuned.

Kirby

[warraghiyagey]

so you say...................:-?
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[dixicritter]

Actually, Rock went hiking after he discovered Dixi and FD were having an affair, Dixi was distraught after LW snatched Bella, he is rumored to be hiding in Damascus, the police are due to raid Dot's this evening, stay tuned.

Kirby

ROTFLMAO Busted

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Actually, Rock went hiking after he discovered Dixi and FD were having an affair, Dixi was distraught after LW snatched Bella, he is rumored to be hiding in Damascus, the police are due to raid Dot's this evening, stay tuned.Busted :banana
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[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Does Dixi have an evil twin?Proof positive Dixi is questionable lady
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Dixitrampstamp.jpg
A Tramp Stamp !!!

[dixicritter]

I just knew there was a target back there....LOL

[Survivor Dave]

You Troublemaker you! Where would you come up with such a degrading idea?




Proof positive Dixi is questionable lady
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Dixitrampstamp.jpg
A Tramp Stamp !!!

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I just knew there was a target back there....LOLIt does explain a lot......

[dixicritter]

You Troublemaker you! Where would you come up with such a degrading idea?

It's all Rock's fault. ;)

[bullseye]

It's all Rock's fault. ;)

And I'm sure that's the 1st time he's heard that uttered..........

[dixicritter]

And I'm sure that's the 1st time he's heard that uttered..........

Not hardly...LOL. ;)

[warraghiyagey]

Man, step away for a few minutes and come back to find that as making mischief goes, I'm a piker.

BTW Dixi, nice tat.

:D:)

[ed bell]

Dixi, don't you have some journal pages to transcribe?;).....OK I'll stop. Love the journal,BTW.:sun

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Man, step away for a few minutes and come back to find that as making mischief goes, I'm a piker.:D:)::: Dino takes the very promising Warraghy under wing to mentor :::

[dixicritter]

Man, step away for a few minutes and come back to find that as making mischief goes, I'm a piker.

BTW Dixi, nice tat.

:D:)

Nahhh just an amateur. ;)


Dixi, don't you have some journal pages to transcribe?;).....OK I'll stop. Love the journal,BTW.:sun

Yeah yeah yeah... I'll get to it.... someday... ;) :sun

[Footslogger]

All I have to day is ...Dixie - you're a really GOOD sport ! About the only other woman I know who could take this type of roasting and maintain a sense of humor (and get in some great come-backs herself) is my wife BadAss Turtle.

'Slogger

[ed bell]

All I have to day is ...Dixie - you're a really GOOD sport ! About the only other woman I know who could take this type of roasting and maintain a sense of humor (and get in some great come-backs herself) is YOU.

'SloggerI'm just glad and thankful that she is dealing with Rock on the AT instead of Rock in Iraq. Hang in there Dixi.:sun

[dixicritter]

All I have to say is ...Dixie - you're a really GOOD sport ! About the only other woman I know who could take this type of roasting and maintain a sense of humor (and get in some great come-backs herself) is my wife BadAss Turtle.

'Slogger

Thank you 'Slogger. But dadgummit Man... this is a roast, ya ain't supposed to be so nice. ;)


I'm just glad and thankful that she is dealing with Rock on the AT instead of Rock in Iraq. Hang in there Dixi.:sun

Yeah, At least he ain't getting shot at that's for sure. Well it's not hunting season yet is it?? :-?

[Survivor Dave]

So Dix, are you ready for round 2?:D

Hmmmmm......'Slogger, how kind of you to mention the EMPRESS BadAss Turtle.....

I'm not goin' there.....

NOT ME!:D:D:D:D:D


You are a great sport Dix!!!!!







Thank you 'Slogger. But dadgummit Man... this is a roast, ya ain't supposed to be so nice. ;)



Yeah, At least he ain't getting shot at that's for sure. Well it's not hunting season yet is it?? :-?

[warraghiyagey]

::: Dino takes the very promising Warraghy under wing to mentor :::

This is going to be fun ...ahhemm, I mean
I humbly accept your graceful offer of tutelage, sensai - :sun



Nahhh just an amateur. ;)


Not for much longer.

Dino, that was the best. I'm still laughing!

[Cuffs]

It does explain a lot......

I heard DC was from Besemer, now that does explain alot. (its the humor forum!)

[Hooch]

......Now ya bunch a snivelers......The ultimate insult! Shame on you!

[Cuffs]

Actually, Rock went hiking after he discovered Dixi and FD were having an affair, Dixi was distraught after LW snatched Bella, he is rumored to be hiding in Damascus, the police are due to raid Dot's this evening, stay tuned.

Kirby

Bella? Thats no dog... thats just a rat on a rope.

[Wise Old Owl]

Fort "Rocks" instead of Fort Knox? Has a nice ring to it.

:rolleyes::D

Dino poop is as hard as rocks!
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[dixicritter]

I heard DC was from Besemer, now that does explain alot. (its the humor forum!)

Pretty funny, but not exactly true. :D

[dixicritter]

Bella? Thats no dog... thats just a rat on a rope.

She said to tell you she's offended... she thinks she's a squirrel. :D

[Ron Haven]

I just knew there was a target back there....LOLAll you'nz be good to Mrs Dixie.She's a good gal :)

[warraghiyagey]

Dixi Schmixie . . .


:p

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

::: Dino pelts detractors with poop rocks :D :::

Hurrumph.... we know all about those girls from Alabama.... :D

[warraghiyagey]

::: Dino pelts detractors with poop rocks :D :::

Hurrumph.... we know all about those girls from Alabama.... :D
Not all of us . . . do tell!!

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Not all of us . . . do tell!!Cuffs and Dixi are from Alabama -- need I say more?

[warraghiyagey]

Cuffs and Dixi are from Alabama -- need I say more?
The repute of Alabama girls hasn't really drifted this far north. The hints certainly have piqued my . . . ummmmmm . . . curiosity.

[Cuffs]

Cuffs and Dixi are from Alabama -- need I say more?

Correction, I live there.

[minnesotasmith]

www.ultimateflame.com (http://www.ultimateflame.com)

What else is there to say, after this? ;)

[dixicritter]

www.ultimateflame.com (http://www.ultimateflame.com)

What else is there to say, after this? ;)

Very well stated MS. :sun

[Dances with Mice]

Cuffs and Dixi are from Alabama -- need I say more?More! More! More!

[dixicritter]

::: Dino pelts detractors with poop rocks :D :::

Hurrumph.... we know all about those girls from Alabama.... :D


Not all of us . . . do tell!!


Cuffs and Dixi are from Alabama -- need I say more?


The repute of Alabama girls hasn't really drifted this far north. The hints certainly have piqued my . . . ummmmmm . . . curiosity.

Oh come on Dino, you're keepin' the poor guy in suspense. That's not very nice. Unfortunately warragy she makes it sound more naughty than it really is. Most Alabama gals are just good old fashioned down home good people to know and have as friends. Once ya have a Bama girl on your side you have a really strong ally and the rest of the world better watch out cause she'll always fight tooth and nail for her friends.

Oh yeah and Bama girls are smart cookies too. Not to mention cute and humble. ;)

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Dixi is the tiniest little lady, but loyal, kind, intelligent, beautiful and powerful - all because she is is from Alabama.

[Kirby]

Well, I'm from south of Boston, so you best not mess with me during baseball season.

Kirby

[dixicritter]

Well, I'm from south of Boston, so you best not mess with me during baseball season.

Kirby

Kirby Darlin, I wouldn't mess with you fer nuthin'. You're jist too sweet.;)

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

We I'm from just below Rocky Top in the sunSHINE capital of the world - Tennessee - so you'd better not mess with me either.

[Survivor Dave]

You see Dix, your not the only Hiker Tramp here!
:bse

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Dinotrampstamp.jpg

[dixicritter]

You see Dix, your not the only Hiker Tramp here!
:bse


Yeah I know she's a bad girl. Gotta watch her all the time. :eek:

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

::: Dino hangs heads in shame. Dino's toes are crossed :D :::

[Survivor Dave]

Hey dix, I think you will be a better looking Tramp with this......Now where to put it!3419

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/cool11.gif I know a great shop in town, the GOLD color will match what folks have been calling you all along. I don't care what anyone says about you Dix, your still a kind, considerate, loving, caring, sweet, GOLD-DIGGER!

And no, there's been no alcohol this evening...........

[warraghiyagey]

I don't care what anyone says about you Dix, your still a kind, considerate, loving, caring, sweet, GOLD-DIGGER!
...........
That's WB Gold Digger - 'ceptin that now I'm afeared of sayin stuff like that since I found out she's a Bama girl which means less naughty and more smart and good.
(even if everyone describes her dog in rodent terms).

[warraghiyagey]

We I'm from just below Rocky Top in the sunSHINE capital of the world - Tennessee - so you'd better not mess with me either.
Rocky Top, you'll always be
Homesweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee
Rocky Top Tennessee

[warraghiyagey]

Well, I'm from south of Boston, so you best not mess with me during baseball season.

Kirby
Afraid she's gonna taunt you with the wild success of Alabama's American League baseball team??
The Greenbow Gumps???

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[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Dixitrampstamp2.jpg

[Survivor Dave]

Now FD,

How did I know that was coming? Brilliant(Ahem...Ahem) minds think alike.

There hasn't been any alcohol involved this evening I see. You placed the stripes perfectly! Showoff!!!!!:D


Say goodnight Gracie........




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[No Belay]

Now FD,

How did I know that was coming? Brilliant(Ahem...Ahem) minds think alike.

There hasn't been any alcohol involved this evening I see. You placed the stripes perfectly! Showoff!!!!!:D


Say goodnight Gracie........

I don't know about that,,they look a hair off to me. I'm to mellow to beat up Dixi in any way, but I would like to offer a $50 award for anyone that sends me the DELETE key off her key board. :p

[warraghiyagey]

That Dixi just seems like a really cool person - especially considering her photos.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/love013.gif


But that tat must have hurt!

[Heater]

Dixi Schmixie . . .


:p

WingDixie. Oh wait a minute, she liked that one. Hmmmm... :-?

I am having a rough time with this. :confused:

[dixicritter]

Now FD,

How did I know that was coming? Brilliant(Ahem...Ahem) minds think alike.

There hasn't been any alcohol involved this evening I see. You placed the stripes perfectly! Showoff!!!!!:D


Say goodnight Gracie........

I can only wish I were that tall! :eek:;)


I don't know about that,,they look a hair off to me. I'm to mellow to beat up Dixi in any way, but I would like to offer a $50 award for anyone that sends me the DELETE key off her key board. :p

I'll just bet you're not the first person to wish they could get their hands on my DELETE key. ~scans keyboard~ Yep still there! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil01.gif

[warraghiyagey]

How many Dixi's (or Dino's) does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

[Dances with Mice]

How many Dixi's (or Dino's) does it take to screw in a lightbulb??How big is the light bulb?

[warraghiyagey]

How big is the light bulb?
Ummmm . . . uhhh . . . I don't know.


:o

[dixicritter]

How many Dixi's (or Dino's) does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

None, Dixi delegates. :sun

[Survivor Dave]

Ah, I see. So your a PRISSY PRINCESS AND A GOLD DIGGER!



None, Dixi delegates. :sun

[dixicritter]

Ah, I see. So your a PRISSY PRINCESS AND A GOLD DIGGER!

See you're getting it. Good boy! ;)

[Survivor Dave]

Princess Dixi, the ruler of WhiteBlaze!
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

Now bring me something to sacrifice....Now!



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[Survivor Dave]

Survivor Dave seeks 12 step program to get the Smileys monkey off his back............

[Cuffs]

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

None, Dixi delegates. :sunSo now the question is how many Dinos does take.... and the answer is one - she peeks over her trifocals and encourages the light bulb to go to its proper location...

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?Why must you choose one or the other? Seems both could apply to most.....

[warraghiyagey]

See you're getting it. Good boy! ;)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/dog.gif


Survivor Dave seeks 12 step program to get the Smileys monkey off his back............

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent069.gif



Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

OWWWWch!!!
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[Cuffs]

It was a roast was it not? Youre not supposed to respond..

[warraghiyagey]

So now the question is how many Dinos does take.... and the answer is one - she peeks over her trifocals and encourages the light bulb to go to its proper location...

And for sure the lightbulb does just that.
:sun:sun

[Survivor Dave]

So does Dino tell the lightbulb to go screw themselves? Hardy har Har! Survivor Dave has taken his first step in Smiley recovery:)...Oooops!


So now the question is how many Dinos does take.... and the answer is one - she peeks over her trifocals and encourages the light bulb to go to its proper location...

[warraghiyagey]

So does Dino tell the lightbulb to go screw themselves? Hardy har Har! Survivor Dave has taken his first step in Smiley recovery:)...Oooops!
Wuss.
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt002.gif

[Cuffs]

How can you be a gold digger if you are only married to a Sergeant? Gold diggers go for money. Unless he's got a six-digit w-2, shes not diggin'.

[Survivor Dave]

I know, I know, 12 steps are for QUITTERS.

Now let's get back to the bashing. (Insert sarcastic Smiley thingy here)


Wuss.
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt002.gif

[Cuffs]

I'll never forget the first time I met Dixie - although I'll keep trying.

[HIKER7s]

Dixi,

Is it true you skewer the Banned trolls of WB on your old hiking poles???

[HIKER7s]

I'll never forget the first time I met Dixie - although I'll keep trying.


I still have to meet her, everytime theres an oppritunity to.

Someone wants me to go on their hike....SO,:-?

I end up doing the hike. Thinking....she'd be proud o me for making that choice.
:banana

[Cuffs]

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

[dixicritter]

Dixi,

Is it true you skewer the Banned trolls of WB on your old hiking poles???

Yeah then I like to toast them like marshmallows over a campfire. Mmmm trolls. Tasty. :D;)

[Footslogger]

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

============================

Well ...vituperation is the LAST thing we need in this world !!

'Slogger

[warraghiyagey]

Vituperation is baaaad. . . . mmmmkay?


:D

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

============================

Well ...vituperation is the LAST thing we need in this world !!

'Slogger
Lord, we don't need another mountain,
There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb,
There are oceans and rivers enough to cross,
Enough to last 'til the end of time.

What the world needs now,
Is vituperation (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vituperation), sweet vituperation,
It's the only thing that there's just too little of.
What the world needs now,
Is vituperation, sweet vituperation,
No, not just for some but for everyone.I do believe 'slogger has a point....

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I don't know about that,,they look a hair off to me. I'm to mellow to beat up Dixi in any way, but I would like to offer a $50 award for anyone that sends me the DELETE key off her key board. :pWhat will you pay for the whole keyboard
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Wingdixikeyboard.jpg

[dixicritter]

What will you pay for the whole keyboard
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Wingdixikeyboard.jpg

HEYYYYY..... Tattle tale! :p;)

[Jimmers]

Wow, I didn't know you could send users to hell. People might be nicer if they knew that.:-?

Or is that just code for the political forums?:D

[Hooch]

What will you pay for the whole keyboard
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Wingdixikeyboard.jpgToo funny! :D

[Survivor Dave]

Who's the button between Desert Lobster and Terrapin? Forgive my Duuuuuuhness. Kinda looks like Dr. C. Everett Coop.


HEYYYYY..... Tattle tale! :p;)

[dixicritter]

Who's the button between Desert Lobster and Terrapin? Forgive my Duuuuuuhness. Kinda looks like Dr. C. Everett Coop.

That would be Warren Doyle. :D ;)

[dixicritter]

Wow, I didn't know you could send users to hell. People might be nicer if they knew that.:-?

Or is that just code for the political forums?:D

I thought they were one in the same. :eek: ;)

[warraghiyagey]

Of course there must be some kind of little song that goes with each button.
I'm guessing the "Send User to Hell" button plays 'oops I did it again.'

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif

[warraghiyagey]

The 'Send "Knock it Off"' button plays 'These Boots are Made for Walkin.'

[warraghiyagey]

The 'Ban User' button plays "I am Woman, Hear Me Roar."

[warraghiyagey]

The 'Delete Post' button plays "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet."

[warraghiyagey]

The 'Move Thread' button plays 'Why Can't We Be Friends?'

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Delete thread plays "Just my imagination running away with me"

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Hitting the Lobster button plays "Boiling point"

[warraghiyagey]

The JTarlin button plays 'Hungry Heart.'

[Survivor Dave]

I think that Dix and FD should have it out in a no holds barred, good 'ol fashion wraslin' match in the medium to be determined by WB poll. It would be a great way to find out who will reign the ultimate tramp.

Now that would make for a great AT movie. Probably win an Oscar!

Directed by-Jack Tarlin
Produced by-Lone Wolf
Stunts by-Warraghiyagey


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport012.gif

[Hooch]

The Warren Doyle button playe "Pressure" by Billy Joel then. :banana

[warraghiyagey]

Still trying to work out the logistics of how to work oil, pudding and bikinis into cyber space. Maybe (possible conflict of interest acknowledged) our resident photoshop technician Dino could help out.


I think that Dix and FD should have it out in a no holds barred, good 'ol fashion wraslin' match in the medium to be determined by WB poll. It would be a great way to find out who will reign the ultimate tramp.

Now that would make for a great AT movie. Probably win an Oscar!

Directed by-Jack Tarlin
Produced by-Lone Wolf
Stunts by-Warraghiyagey


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport012.gif

[dixicritter]

I think that Dix and FD should have it out in a no holds barred, good 'ol fashion wraslin' match in the medium to be determined by WB poll. It would be a great way to find out who will reign the ultimate tramp.

Now that would make for a great AT movie. Probably win an Oscar!

Directed by-Jack Tarlin
Produced by-Lone Wolf
Stunts by-Warraghiyagey


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport012.gif

Not really a fair fight there SD....



I hide better than she does. :sun

[Survivor Dave]

Oooooohhh. Don't feed me good stuff like that. What are you suggesting? That hiding might have to do with....... what?

I'm all ears here.

Warraghiyagey, I'd get the pudding and the oil ready, I think it's about to come undone...............http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/whacky086.gif



Not really a fair fight there SD....



I hide better than she does. :sun

[ed bell]

The JTarlin button plays 'Hungry Heart.'"Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride and I never went back. Like a river that don't know where it's flowin', I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin'.":cool:

[warraghiyagey]

Warraghiyagey, I'd get the pudding and the oil ready, I think it's about to come undone...............


Delete Thread button plays 'She's Come Undone.'

[warraghiyagey]

"Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride and I never went back. Like a river that don't know where it's flowin', I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin'.":cool:
Anything about that song remind anyone of the book 'Rabbit Run' by John Updyke??

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I think that Dix and FD should have it out in a no holds barred, good 'ol fashion wraslin' match in the medium to be determined by WB poll. It would be a great way to find out who will reign the ultimate tramp.

Now that would make for a great AT movie. Probably win an Oscar!

Directed by-Jack Tarlin
Produced by-Lone Wolf
Stunts by-Warraghiyagey


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport012.gif


Not really a fair fight there SD....



I hide better than she does. :sunNow for the truth, she is hiding because I'm twice her size and would squish her like a bug..... :D

[warraghiyagey]

Now for the truth, she is hiding because I'm twice her size and would squish her like a bug..... :D

Oooohhhh. It's on!!!:)

[dixicritter]

Now for the truth, she is hiding because I'm twice her size and would squish her like a bug..... :D

Duuhhhhh :D

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Note there is a tiny difference in our size:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/DixieDino.jpg

[Gray Blazer]

Note there is a tiny difference in our size:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/DixieDino.jpg

I remember that picture. That was when you were being accused of Bobbitizing some threads. (Ouch:eek:)

[dixicritter]

Note there is a tiny difference in our size:


She's dangerous with those things too. :eek:;)

[warraghiyagey]

I remember that picture. That was when you were being accused of Bobbitizing some threads. (Ouch:eek:)
Guess that means they were fighting over who gets to perform the . . . ummmm . . . operation.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/scared001.gif

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I remember that picture. That was when you were being accused of Bobbitizing some threads. (Ouch:eek:)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Snippers-lorenaBobbit.jpg

[warraghiyagey]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Snippers-lorenaBobbit.jpg

Cover art for the book 'Why to Be a Good Husband.'

[GGS2]

Note there is a tiny difference in our size:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/DixieDino.jpg

Every time I see this picture, I cringe thinking FD is going to close the shears on Dixi's hand. Dixi, please don't grab them THERE!

[dixicritter]

Every time I see this picture, I cringe thinking FD is going to close the shears on Dixi's hand. Dixi, please don't grab them THERE!

That pair had a stopper that my hand was just below, she couldn't have closed it on my hand...LOL. I was safe. I check it out first before I grabbed hold. ;)

[GGS2]

I was safe. I check it out first before I grabbed hold. ;)

Thank you. Now I can relax.

[ed bell]

Delete Thread button plays 'She's Come Undone.'The Guess Who
Undone

She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn't fly
It was too late

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost the sun
She's come undone
She wanted truth but all she got was lies
Came the time to realize
And it was too late

She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
Mama, it was too late

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost the sun
She's come undone

Too many mountains, and not enough stairs to climb
Too many churches and not enough truth
Too many people and not enough eyes to see
Too many lives to lead and not enough time

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost the sun
She's come undone
(Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe doe un doe-doe-doe un doe-doe-doe)
(Doe doe-doe-doe-doe un doe-doe-doe doe-doe-doe)
(Doe doe-doe-doe doe doe-doe-doe doe doe)

[break]

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost the sun
She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn't fly
Mama, it was too late

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost the sun
She's come undone
(No no-no-no-no-no no)
(Doe doe doe-doe)

[warraghiyagey]

Dixi must be having an easy day.
Too easy if you ask me.:mad:

Sooo . . .
Ummmm . . .
Hmmmmm . . . .
Uhhhhhh . . . . .
Crap.:(


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/wootrock.gif

[dixicritter]

Oh yeah, easy day.... ;)

[warraghiyagey]

Oh yeah, easy day.... ;)

Good for you!!:):sun

Guess I'm going to have to fire up that 'War Policy' thread in the Humor Forum.


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

[dixicritter]

LOL... I'll fire one over your bow Warragy. ;)

[warraghiyagey]

Dixi eyes 'Send user to Hell' button furtively.

[Heater]

LOL... I'll fire one over your bow Warragy. ;)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/whacky007.gif

[Wise Old Owl]

After Dixie hits the Hell on Earth Button..... Sterile.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/evan_500big.jpg

Oh wait notice were the trunk is...

[Wise Old Owl]

:D:o:o:o

That is a funny loop though. And I'll think so til around mid July when Rock and I cross paths on the trail and he punches my brains off.:p


Yes Master, I too will find it funny and Renfield will punch my lights out...

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/loldog-funny-pictures-innocent-dog.jpg

[Wise Old Owl]

LOL... I'll fire one over your bow Warragy. ;)

Ok this doesn't make sense - and I am a little slow for not picking up on it sooner. Why is this humor section still open and findable when the subscription humor section requires donating and nobody is in there? :eek: I am missing the point or what?

Then on top of that There are several threads just opened in General that are clearly jokes.

warraghiyagey (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/member.php?u=9075) where are U?

[dixicritter]

And there goes the humor out of this thread. I didn't see any threads in the general area that are "clearly jokes" so I don't know what you're talking about. As for the other Humor area it has been a subscription area forever.

[Survivor Dave]

Hey Dix,

It still is humorous Dix. I think there are a few out there that take things tooo seriously.
Does Xanax or Valium work for that?;):D

I think hiking might be the cure......works for me when I'm uptight! I do A LOT of hiking.......

Boy, did I just set myself up!


And there goes the humor out of this thread. I didn't see any threads in the general area that are "clearly jokes" so I don't know what you're talking about. As for the other Humor area it has been a subscription area forever.

[dixicritter]

Hey Dix,

It still is humorous Dix. I think there are a few out there that take things tooo seriously.
Does Xanax or Valium work for that?;):D

I think hiking might be the cure......works for me when I'm uptight! I do A LOT of hiking.......

Boy, did I just set myself up!

LOL... nahh no set up, just good advice. :)

And I was wrong, I missed one thread in General that was a joke thread, but I've taken care of it now. People can thank Mr. Owl for that. ;)

[smokymtnsteve]

didn't dixie lose the war someyears ago?:D

[Wise Old Owl]

And there goes the humor out of this thread. I didn't see any threads in the general area that are "clearly jokes" so I don't know what you're talking about. As for the other Humor area it has been a subscription area forever.

We are not in the subscription area this Humor section is a sub forum of the General area. We all clearly see the word Subscription when we are posting in the Subscription area. We now appear to have two Humor areas.

[dixicritter]

We are not in the subscription area this Humor section is a sub forum of the General area. We all clearly see the word Subscription when we are posting in the Subscription area. We now appear to have two Humor areas.

Oh good grief, we've had two for about two years now. This wasn't a problem until I deleted that cartoon you posted. Get over it.

[dixicritter]

And like I said, all the humor got sucked out of this thread... so it's pointless to keep it open now.