View Full Version : Are you carrying a concealed weapon?
Ghosthiker
02-27-2008, 19:31
An Alaskan man uses a spork during a robbery.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080227/ap_on_fe_st/odd_spork_arrest_1
dessertrat
02-28-2008, 00:29
"Yeah, I got your suspicious package right here". . . :: dessertrat seen grabbing crotch and speaking in New Jersey accent::
Footslogger
02-28-2008, 00:32
...only if I'm wearing gloves !! (Chuck Norris told me to say that)
'Slogger
"Yeah, I got your suspicious package right here". . . :: dessertrat seen grabbing crotch and speaking in New Jersey accent::Case dismissed due to lack of evidence ...
"Yeah, I got your suspicious package right here". . . :: dessertrat seen grabbing crotch and speaking in New Jersey accent::
I don't care who y'are, that's FUNNY!!;)
If someone asks if you are carrying, just respond, "Sure I'm packing."
Well, you ARE, aren't you? ;)
Rockhound
02-29-2008, 01:52
excuse me. do you have P. Albert in a can?
excuse me. do you have P. Albert in a can?or Bugler......................:D
Yes.
But it has 288 clasps locking it in place so there is no chance of accidental discharge.
NICKTHEGREEK
02-29-2008, 08:19
An Alaskan man uses a spork during a robbery.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080227/ap_on_fe_st/odd_spork_arrest_1
Clearly attempted cannibalism, the watch was just to time how long it took to eat the guy with a spork.
excuse me. do you have P. Albert in a can?
The police now have Albert, "in the can".:D
taildragger
02-29-2008, 09:48
The police now have Albert, "in the can".:D
Just as long as he doesn't use Jacob's ladder to escape.
Disclaimer: I had way too many friends that were into piercing at one point in my life...
Thoughtful Owl
02-29-2008, 16:19
Just as long as he doesn't use Jacob's ladder to escape.
Disclaimer: I had way too many friends that were into piercing at one point in my life...
ooch! ooch! OOCH!
Every day! Licensed? ..... yes (since 1982 in 24 states) Scared? ....no (cautious) do I know how to use my weapon of choice? .... you bet I do! (fully trained)
Will I be carrying on the AT? .... maybe .... maybe not
It would be foolish of anyone to tell if they are carrying .... what they would carry .... and where they would conceal it. Many have done this in other threads, but...
Why give a predator, like Hilton, all the info he needs to successfully attack and disarm his pray. There are Cyber Lurkers here and not ALL are nice people.
Two Speed
02-29-2008, 21:14
Soooo, Purple, did you realize this is the "Humor" forum?
and since when has being on the 'Humor" forum stopped anyone from making a serious comment??:rolleyes: lighten up!
Besides ask Austexs ... I am a "concealed weapon" :D
dessertrat
02-29-2008, 23:26
Speaking of P. Albert in a can. . . one of the local great jokes was to leave a "phoneslip" for the new guy, saying "Call Mr. Lyon! Emergency, call ASAP." And then the number for the Baltimore City Zoo.
I got a call from my husband while he was a work one day. He said he had gotten a call from the Post Office and that I needed to call "this #" tell them who I am and ask if they had a box for me ...... it was a mortuary. When I called him back and said "very funny" I could hear the whole office laughing because he put it on speaker phone. His BOSS put him up to it.
Yeah I know! what does that have to do with concealed weapons? nothing!
Dessertrat's post just made me remember it.
Wise Old Owl
03-01-2008, 00:08
I got a call from my husband while he was a work one day. He said he had gotten a call from the Post Office and that I needed to call "this #" tell them who I am and ask if they had a box for me ...... it was a mortuary. When I called him back and said "very funny" I could hear the whole office laughing because he put it on speaker phone. His BOSS put him up to it.
Yeah I know! what does that have to do with concealed weapons? nothing!
Dessertrat's post just made me remember it.
removed by me
and since when has being on the 'Humor" forum stopped anyone from making a serious comment??:rolleyes: lighten up!
Besides ask Austexs ... I am a "concealed weapon" :D
It's the shooting yourself in the foot part you should be concerned with. :D
Two Speed
03-01-2008, 02:55
and since when has being on the 'Humor" forum stopped anyone from making a serious comment??:rolleyes: lighten up!
Besides ask Austexs ... I am a "concealed weapon" :DSoooo, was that a "yes" grunt or a "no" grunt?
Two Speed
03-01-2008, 10:07
On reflection I'm going to say that the whole Meredith Emerson episode has left me somewhat irritable on that whole subject, so I'm gonna bail out on this one.
Ya'll have fun and please turn lights off when you're done.
On reflection I'm going to say that the whole Meredith Emerson episode has left me somewhat irritable on that whole subject, so I'm gonna bail out on this one.
Ya'll have fun and please turn lights off when you're done.
Nice choice! ;)