All About Nothing

[warraghiyagey]

Yup, that's right, the least interesting thread about hiking ever.
So what's it about? :-?
Maybe it's the reverse whisper game except the garbled message is at the beginning and the actual subject will be found when this thread crosses over to purgatory.
Quick bet though. I
l'll this thread goes beyond five posts - mine not included.
Shortest, most innocuous thread ever - - - - :jump

[Hooch]

The Seinfeld of WB threads? :-?

[tazie]

warr, when I click your link for trailjournals it says this page cannot be found? why is that? :)

[warraghiyagey]

You know, just before I hit 'Post Thread Starter' that thought flashed through my mind, but me DT's . . . ummm . . . I mean my finger twitched and it was too late.

:D

[Survivor Dave]

What's wrong W, your grade school teachers not pay enough attention to you when you were a kid?:-?:D



Yup, that's right, the least interesting thread about hiking ever.
So what's it about? :-?
Maybe it's the reverse whisper game except the garbled message is at the beginning and the actual subject will be found when this thread crosses over to purgatory.
Quick bet though. I
l'll this thread goes beyond five posts - mine not included.
Shortest, most innocuous thread ever - - - - :jump

[warraghiyagey]

warr, when I click your link for trailjournals it says this page cannot be found? why is that? :)
Yes that is a good question. Likely by the end of this night I'll have photos up, but I haven't actually transposed my journals from '06 - '07.
Quick synopsis - Katahdin to Dalton '06, Katahdin through Whites '07.
Ummmm, hopefully they'll read more interesting than this or I'm in deep doodoo.

'There's nothing uglier than a man hitting his stride' - Gordon Downie

[doggiebag]

What's wrong W, your grade school teachers not pay enough attention to you when you were a kid?:-?:D
Now now Dave ... there's no need to be miffed when someone needs attention :D ... by the way have you seen the recent copy of Outdoor Life?
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/1/8/9/9/outdoorlife.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=22508&original=1&c=newimages&cutoffdate=7)

[Survivor Dave]

Ahhh yes, Outdoor Life....The GQ of all hiker trash.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing014.gif


Now now Dave ... there's no need to be miffed when someone needs attention :D ... by the way have you seen the recent copy of Outdoor Life?
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/1/8/9/9/outdoorlife.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=22508&original=1&c=newimages&cutoffdate=7)

[envirodiver]

You know I wonder about wandering. Is it OK to wander yet still wonder. Or should you simply wonder about the wander.

I just don't know

[warraghiyagey]

What's wrong W, your grade school teachers not pay enough attention to you when you were a kid?:-?:D

Yupperdoodle.

Plus I think I was born left handed. My kindergarten teacher had one of those metal pens from one of those fancy executive pen sets. Now I do everything left handed except write.:(:p

Plus I've never seen my real mother - true story. :(:sun

I'm OK though.;)

I'm OK though . . .
I'm OK though . . .
I'm OK . . .
I'm OK . . .
I'm OK . . .

[Hooch]

Michael Jackson is really a Peurto Rican in disguise. True story.

[warraghiyagey]

You know I wonder about wandering. Is it OK to wander yet still wonder. Or should you simply wonder about the wander.

I just don't know
Just wander while you wonder . . . you'll figure it out - or expire with a healthy corpse.

[doggiebag]

And for deeper reading :

http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/1/8/9/9/msmith.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=22506&original=1&c=newimages&cutoffdate=7)

[Survivor Dave]

Yes, left handed people are in their right minds.

Everything left handed? Do I need to send you the dancing banana,,,,you know which one?
:banana The clean version



Yupperdoodle.

Plus I think I was born left handed. My kindergarten teacher had one of those metal pens from one of those fancy executive pen sets. Now I do everything left handed except write.:(:p

Plus I've never seen my real mother - true story. :(:sun

I'm OK though.;)

I'm OK though . . .
I'm OK though . . .
I'm OK . . .
I'm OK . . .
I'm OK . . .

[warraghiyagey]

Yes, left handed people are in their right minds.

Everything left handed? Do I need to send you the dancing banana,,,,you know which one?
:banana The clean version

Ummm . . . well there's a proven theory that switching just feels like (can I say gettin some strange here??) - gettin some strange.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

[Survivor Dave]

Ah yes, Soldier of Fortune....
The Magazine preferred by egomaniacs with inferiority complexes.

DoggieBag, you keep me in stiches:D

Keep em' coming, I don't shuttle Wrongway until tomorrow morning. Did Aldo leave a calling card on the rental car?:D





And for deeper reading :

http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/1/8/9/9/msmith.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=22506&original=1&c=newimages&cutoffdate=7)

[warraghiyagey]

Ah yes, Soldier of Fortune....
The Magazine preferred by egomaniacs with inferiority complexes.


Bullies that acted out on littler fellas what they experienced at home.
I guess I was the fortune . . . not the soldier.

[doggiebag]

Ummm . . . well there's a proven theory that switching just feels like (can I say gettin some strange here??) - gettin some strange.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

It beats having to trying to explain to people that you're not a fiddler crab ...
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1365/11102083.JPG

Get it? :D:D:D
Cause they're right arms bigger???? (Just in case you don't get it)

[envirodiver]

Warry is the mom thing for real? If so I feel for you Bro.

[warraghiyagey]

It beats having to trying to explain to people that you're not a fiddler crab ...
:D:D:D

Never fiddle with crabs
Never pet a burning dog
Never swallow anything bigger than your head

[Hooch]

Never fiddle with crabs
Never pet a burning dog
Never swallow anything bigger than your head

Never lick a steak knife.
Never drink water from an empty canteen.
Never say anything to a woman that would even remotely suggest to her that she is pregnant unless you can see a baby emerging from her at that given moment.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/WBad.jpg

[Gray Blazer]

Yellow fish!

[Hooch]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/WBad.jpgThe lashing Warren Doyle icon is broken. :mad:

[warraghiyagey]

Warry is the mom thing for real? If so I feel for you Bro.
Dude, thanks for that. However, a loooong time ago I met my real Dad for awhile. I've never questioned her motives, have made fleeting attempts to find out about her - but always wished her well. That's all good.
Nice of you to say so though.:sun:sun:sun

[warraghiyagey]

Dude, thanks for that. However, a loooong time ago I met my real Dad for awhile. I've never questioned her motives, have made fleeting attempts to find out about her - but always wished her well. That's all good.
Nice of you to say so though.:sun:sun:sun

In case that didn't make sense, having had to spend time with my real dad gave me an even greater understanding of why my mom bolted.

Maybe this is the 'Joe Dirt' of threads.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

The lashing Warren Doyle icon is broken. :mad:That's because Jack is at the Warmer in Duncannon :D

[Hooch]

That's because Jack is at the Warmer in Duncannon :DTouche'! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/fence.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[doggiebag]

Yupperdoodle.

Now I do everything left handed except write.:(:p


I'm OK though.;)

I'm OK though . . .
I'm OK though . . .
I'm OK . . .
I'm OK . . .
I'm OK . . .
Remember ....
http://st09.startlogic.com/~pendrago/graphics/everytime.bmp
This is the humor forum right? And just to be safe ... sorry about your past Joe Dirt :eek:!!!

[warraghiyagey]

That's because Jack is at the Warmer in Duncannon :D
That reminds me of what I did on my leap day. Gave up my Billeville date to work all weekend. Bittersweet. Bitter now, sweet on June 1.:sun

[Survivor Dave]

Hey! I likes me the cats......sauteed.:D

Joe Dirt rolls off the tongue better. Hmmmm....





Remember ....
http://st09.startlogic.com/~pendrago/graphics/everytime.bmp
This is the humor forum right? And just to be safe ... sorry about your past Joe Dirt :eek:!!!

[Hooch]

That reminds me of what I did on my leap day. Gave up my Billeville date to work all weekend. Bittersweet. Bitter now, sweet on June 1.:sun'Zat when you start your SOBO?

[envirodiver]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. (Hope the ladies don't believe in the last part cause I sweat like crazy.) I am a sweaty thing.

[warraghiyagey]

Remember ....
This is the humor forum right? And just to be safe ... sorry about your past Joe Dirt :eek:!!!

Considering the amount of those cute little critters I'd say the national passtime isn't nearly as popular as people say.

And . . . isss all good.:)


'Zat when you start your SOBO?

Yupperdoodle!! :sun:sun

[envirodiver]

Remember ....
http://st09.startlogic.com/~pendrago/graphics/everytime.bmp
This is the humor forum right? And just to be safe ... sorry about your past Joe Dirt :eek:!!!

Man I'm feeling bad about all those kittens. Maybe I should become a monk. Nah too boring.

[Hooch]

Considering the amount of those cute little critters I'd say the national passtime isn't nearly as popular as people say.

And . . . isss all good.:)



Yupperdoodle!! :sun:sunSweet, hope you have tour TJ up and running by then. I want to keep track of your trip. If I ever were to thru, I'd do it SOBO.

[doggiebag]

Man I'm feeling bad about all those kittens. Maybe I should become a monk. Nah too boring.
Don't feel too bad ... I heard there's plenty of kittens to spare in your neck of the woods. Carry on :D:D!!!

[warraghiyagey]

Sweet, hope you have tour TJ up and running by then. I want to keep track of your trip. If I ever were to thru, I'd do it SOBO.

If it's something you want, I hope it happens. I've met alot of beautiful people in this world but the SOBOs seem to collectively fall in 'the best of the best' category.

[Hooch]

If it's something you want, I hope it happens. I've met alot of beautiful people in this world but the SOBOs seem to collectively fall in 'the best of the best' category.Thru hiking isn't in the cards for me anytime soon. But is it ever gets to the point that I can, I'm tackling it SOBO.

[warraghiyagey]

Man I'm feeling bad about all those kittens. Maybe I should become a monk. Nah too boring.

Mewww . . . mewwww . . . meeewwwww. . . . . . . Raaaarrrrrrrowwwww!!!

[envirodiver]

You know SOBO seems real good to me also. I love walking and to be able to challenge the trail. I'm just not interested in a fraternity party. No judgement, I'd just rather have it be more of an individual experience.

I'd more likely flip-flop though cause it seems right to end up on K. Don't want it to be like NASCAR where they have their Super Bowl (Daytona 500) at the very beginning.

[warraghiyagey]

Thru hiking isn't in the cards for me anytime soon. But is it ever gets to the point that I can, I'm tackling it SOBO.
You go Kintuck!! Do you get any time to get out there for weekends and such??

[gungho]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762MNUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762MNUS)Man ya'll are killing me with this thread

[warraghiyagey]

You know SOBO seems real good to me also. I love walking and to be able to challenge the trail. I'm just not interested in a fraternity party. No judgement, I'd just rather have it be more of an individual experience.

I'd more likely flip-flop though cause it seems right to end up on K. Don't want it to be like NASCAR where they have their Super Bowl (Daytona 500) at the very beginning.
Yeah, alot of folks like the idea of the cherry (Katahdin) on top.
But if you leave in early June (SOBO) you'll likely be able to fall in with more of the solitude you seek.:sun:sun

[Hooch]

You go Kintuck!! Do you get any time to get out there for weekends and such??I get out when I can. I work weekends and have my son during the week so it's tough for me sometimes. I'll be able to get a lot more trail time in this spring after I get moved back to Charlotte and get settled in. Doc (gldwings 1) and I are trying to plan something for next weekend maybe and I'm going to Red River Gorge here in Kentucky with a friend the last weekend in March.

[Hooch]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762MNUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762MNUS)Man ya'll are killing me with this threadIt's what we do.

[envirodiver]

Good wishes for your hike.

From this site I definitely get the feel that the SOBOs and the NOBOs have a different mindset. No problem with either, just seems the SOBO mindset is better for me.

[Hooch]

Good wishes for your hike.

From this site I definitely get the feel that the SOBOs and the NOBOs have a different mindset. No problem with either, just seems the SOBO mindset is better for me.

A hiker is a hiker no matter which direction you go. And to get us back on (off) subject:

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up hear me shout
Tip me over and pout me out.

87.54% os all statistics are made up on the spot.

[warraghiyagey]

It's what we do.

11:00 show is completely different from the 9:00 show.


Good wishes for your hike.

From this site I definitely get the feel that the SOBOs and the NOBOs have a different mindset. No problem with either, just seems the SOBO mindset is better for me.

Yeah, the trail is great for just feeling it out the way you want. SOBO for me for sure, but we're in the minority of a lot of folks who carry their NOBO experience with them everyday of their lives.
It's alllll good.:sun



87.54% os all statistics are made up on the spot.

I'm not sure about that percentage. I believe it's 72.908%

[Survivor Dave]

According to the user agreement, the thread should stay on topic of being funny.

OK, let's talk about Warraghiyageys' reasons for going SOBO. That should save his WB membership.
I know W, but you have corrupted me into being a good for nothing, smiley addicted, thread hijacking, blah blah blah.......:D:D:D:D:D

[envirodiver]

A hiker is a hiker no matter which direction you go. 87.54% os all statistics are made up on the spot.

I hear you. All I was saying is there is a different feel for different folks. which direction does not alter the accomplishment. But walking is about what is right for you, and you have to make that choice.

Walking solo is a different feel for me than having a partner.

[Hooch]

According to the user agreement, the thread should stay on topic of being funny.

OK, let's talk about Warraghiyageys' reasons for going SOBO. That should save his WB membership.
I know W, but you have corrupted me into being a good for nothing, smiley addicted, thread hijacking, blah blah blah.......:D:D:D:D:DWarry hijack a thread? No ****in' way! :eek::D

[doggiebag]

According to the user agreement, the thread should stay on topic of being funny.

OK, let's talk about Warraghiyageys' reasons for going SOBO. That should save his WB membership.
I know W, but you have corrupted me into being a good for nothing, smiley addicted, thread hijacking, blah blah blah.......:D:D:D:D:D
Yagey's going SOBO so that he'll look good for the physically and mentally exhausted NOBO chicks.

[woodsy]

Warry hijack a thread? No ****in' way! :eek::D
Wargys the biggest troublemaker @ WB:p
Just kidding, he should know better than start an innocuous thread by now though:rolleyes: Wheres JAK?

[Survivor Dave]

Now that's funny right there...Larry the Cable Guy

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing025.gif



Yagey's going SOBO so that he'll look good for the physically and mentally exhausted NOBO chicks.

[doggiebag]

Yagey's pickup lines will be:
"Hey baby - I still have body fat."
"Hey honey - wanna pop tart?"

[Hooch]

Yagey's pickup lines will be:
"Hey baby - I still have body fat."
"Hey honey - wanna pop tart?"Don't forget the classic:

"I'm old enough to buy beer."

[warraghiyagey]

According to the user agreement, the thread should stay on topic of being funny.

OK, let's talk about Warraghiyageys' reasons for going SOBO. That should save his WB membership.
I know W, but you have corrupted me into being a good for nothing, smiley addicted, thread hijacking, blah blah blah.......:D:D:D:D:D

God knows while I'm on the trail the Spirit will live on and be in great hands with S-Dave here. :sun:sun:sun

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent069.gif


Ooops . . . wrong smiley.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/love013.gif


Ooops again . . .:o

Ummmmm . . . . oh yeah, here it is.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Warry hijack a thread? No ****in' way! :eek::D
Yeah, that doesn't sound like the Warrgy I know. :rolleyes:

By the way - I just helped turn the Annoying Reminders thread into a Janice/Melissa/Joss Stone thread.:)

[warraghiyagey]

Yagey's going SOBO so that he'll look good for the physically and mentally exhausted NOBO chicks.

In theory you would think that would work. :rolleyes::(:mad::sun

[doggiebag]

Don't forget the classic:

"I'm old enough to buy beer."
By the time the NOBO's make it to where Yagey is ... they all usually look old enough to buy beer!
Another line could be ...

"Really babe - I find facial hair attractive on chicks."

[warraghiyagey]

Wargys the biggest troublemaker @ WB:p
Just kidding, he should know better than start an innocuous thread by now though:rolleyes: Wheres JAK?

Out checking the dew point reading.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing021.gif

[woodsy]

Out checking the dew point reading.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing021.gif
Whats your wind chill reading there Wargy?
BTW, I got some snowshoes I'll rent to you for your June SOBO, I think you're gonna need some:rolleyes:

[Survivor Dave]

You must mean NOBOs meeting him in Monson. It should take him about 4-5 months to get there.

You know, lugging around that bad sense of humor is REALLY heavy in the pack!:D



By the time the NOBO's make it to where Yagey is ... they all usually look old enough to buy beer!
Another line could be ...

"Really babe - I find facial hair attractive on chicks."

[warraghiyagey]

Yagey's pickup lines will be:
"Hey baby - I still have body fat."
"Hey honey - wanna pop tart?"

Or. . . Hey Baby, got 20$ I can borrow
Or . . . So what bring you to this nape of the woods
Neck of the wape
How come you're here?
Or . . . Hey pretty lady, can I help you out with that Kerouac?



Don't forget the classic:

"I'm old enough to buy beer."

Hey honey, I'll buy if you carry it.;)


By the time the NOBO's make it to where Yagey is ... they all usually look old enough to buy beer!
Another line could be ...

"Really babe - I find facial hair attractive on chicks."

Ummmm . . . no - I better leave this one alone.:o

[doggiebag]

You must mean NOBOs meeting him in Monson. It should take him about 4-5 months to get there.

You know, lugging around that bad sense of humor is REALLY heavy in the pack!:D

It beats therapy. :D

[warraghiyagey]

Whats your wind chill reading there Wargy?
BTW, I got some snowshoes I'll rent to you for your June SOBO, I think you're gonna need some:rolleyes:

8F - minus one WC. But we ALL know windchill is a bunch of poop.;)

Lookin for some good snow tonight though. You?

[Survivor Dave]

Enough small talk already, this is better than when Matty waved his privates over the campfire a week ago. Keep goin'!!!!!!



8F - minus one WC. But we ALL know windchill is a bunch of poop.;)

Lookin for some good snow tonight though. You?

[woodsy]

8F - minus one WC. But we ALL know windchill is a bunch of poop.;)

Lookin for some good snow tonight though. You?

Just another dusting(1 foot+-):D

[warraghiyagey]

You must mean NOBOs meeting him in Monson. It should take him about 4-5 months to get there.

You know, lugging around that bad sense of humor is REALLY heavy in the pack!:D

Uggh, true story (nothing to do with never seeing my real mom (see next post to dispute this claim) I left Katahdin the first time with a 70lb pack. Ummm - yeah. I picked up my pack last year to head back to Katahdin and burst into a fit of laughter as it was 40 pounds fully loaded for the hunnert mile.
Giddy!!


It beats therapy. :D

"I'll take 'The Rapists' for a thousand Alex." . . . . .
"That's 'Therapists'!!!!!"

[doggiebag]

Enough small talk already, this is better than when Matty waved his privates over the campfire a week ago. Keep goin'!!!!!!
Those were some stinky weiners - that's for sure. Come on Dave ... what's your pickup line if you were a freshly showered SOBO thru candidate guaranteed to cross paths with exhausted, confused, hungry NOBO chicks that have just walked over 2,000 miles? Keep in mind that they can probably kick your ass in a heartbeat if you said the wrong thing ...

[warraghiyagey]

Whats your wind chill reading there Wargy?
BTW, I got some snowshoes I'll rent to you for your June SOBO, I think you're gonna need some:rolleyes:

In all seriousness it would be easier for me if you could just shovel before I get there.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Those were some stinky weiners - that's for sure. Come on Dave ... what's your pickup line if you were a freshly showered SOBO thru candidate guaranteed to cross paths with exhausted, confused, hungry NOBO chicks that have just walked over 2,000 miles? Keep in mind that they can probably kick your ass in a heartbeat if you said the wrong thing ...

Dave's pick-up line????

"So . . . . where's all the guys?"


Oh sh it. . . . now I've done it.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

[Survivor Dave]

So Warraghiyagey, since you think that's the case......


My pick-up line to you would be:

You wanna see some stars? Or maybe.... Lights out *******.....He He


I'd get more graphic....but I don't want a Dino tail to come flying out of nowhere an slap the crap out of me.

But as hetero as I am, I think the best line is short and to the point. After wining and dining her on my best vittles and box wine, I'd just come out and say...Wanna.......? Shoot after all that time on the Trail, they might just settle for me...boo hooo...Sobbing quietly. Poor me, poor me, Poor me another drink. Pretty funny huh Frolicking Dino?

Hey this thread ain't about me. I'm sensitive and have my feeeeelings hurt easily.:o

SD






Dave's pick-up line????

"So . . . . where's all the guys?"


Oh sh it. . . . now I've done it.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Shoot after all that time on the Trail, they might just settle for me...boo hooo...Sobbing quietly. Poor me, poor me, Poor me another drink. Pretty funny huh Frolicking Dino?

Hey this thread ain't about me. I'm sensitive and have my feeeeelings hurt easily.:o

SD

So what do we call our new club??

The Hippie Wuss's Club
The Stop Looking at Me! Club
The Misplaced Childhood Club
The Dino is a Poopiehead Club

???

[warraghiyagey]

How about the Joe DirtBags Club

[Wise Old Owl]

warr, when I click your link for trailjournals it says this page cannot be found? why is that? :)
__________________
think I'll go for a walk outside now...


Easy pepple seeker, You must find the journey before you click on the stupid shortcut.


You know, I think it through, I post these peices of crap into the WB hopper of shame and then I scroll up to see how cold the pebble of thought really is. I now concur with those here at WB, I am wasting my time when I read the previous posts. Even a F'in Purple Dino couln'd fix the poop that is running downhill before this post. I cannot tell if its funny or if folks have been snortin or drinkin before typin this stuff. Don't get me wrong, I am not posting blame here - I just don't get or understand what I just read. I am typing this stuff and listening to Dennis Miller in the background and at this point I am not laughing. Call Me.

[woodsy]

In all seriousness it would be easier for me if you could just shovel before I get there.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif

F that, how bout a 2 stroke path http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing003.gif

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Merciful heavens, I would even know where to start cleaning up this thread....

Joke around as you wish, but try not to take swipes at each other while doing it - OK? Don't make me sing the Barney Song....

[doggiebag]

How about the Joe DirtBags Club
How about I burned my Spam while waiting for something witty from you guys club :mad:? As you may guess ... not all is good at Casa del Doggiebag - Spam and Hawaiian bread sandwiches for dinner. Still - thanks for the laughs. :D

Spam - every part of the pig except the oink.

[Survivor Dave]

How about the ---Hikers who have too much time on their hands to dish it out but not take it benevolent association

HWHTMTOTHTDIOBNTIBA Almost as hard to type as Warraghiyagey...

Sayin' good night. Gotta shuttle in the AM.

sd




So what do we call our new club??

The Hippie Wuss's Club
The Stop Looking at Me! Club
The Misplaced Childhood Club
The Dino is a Poopiehead Club

???

[doggiebag]

Merciful heavens, I would even know where to start cleaning up this thread....

Joke around as you wish, but try not to take swipes at each other while doing it - OK? Don't make me sing the Barney Song....
It's beyond repair at this point ... just let them go at each other's throats.

[vonfrick]

LMFAO

neck of the wabe

thanks kids

[Survivor Dave]

Awww FD, were just funnin'....


:::::Survivor Dave gives FD the number of the frustrated and burned out Mods support group::::::D

Good Niiiiiight!



Merciful heavens, I would even know where to start cleaning up this thread....

Joke around as you wish, but try not to take swipes at each other while doing it - OK? Don't make me sing the Barney Song....

[warraghiyagey]

warr, when I click your link for trailjournals it says this page cannot be found? why is that? :).

Excellent question. Photos coming to my TJ tonight and my transposed blah blah blah over the next week. Hopefully it'll be more interesting than that!!


F that, how bout a 2 stroke path http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing003.gif

Arcticat or Polaris.:D


Merciful heavens, I would even know where to start cleaning up this thread....


I blame society.
:p


How about I burned my Spam while waiting for something witty from you guys club :mad:?. :D

Spam - every part of the pig except the oink.

Well, as I always say, if you burn your Spam there's still plenty of Ramen and Mayonaisse.:p

:confused:

[warraghiyagey]

warr, when I click your link for trailjournals it says this page cannot be found? why is that? :)


And I still owe you a PM friend. It's coming. :):sun

[Wise Old Owl]

Spank the Monk - accidently kill the Kitten?








see page 2# for clarity

[warraghiyagey]

Merciful heavens, I would even know where to start cleaning up this thread....

Joke around as you wish, but try not to take swipes at each other while doing it - OK? Don't make me sing the Barney Song....


Yes. And be good to my Dino or I'll have to open up a can of Wuss Ass on ya. :D:p

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/einstien.jpg

Just because you know how to make soap does not mean you know how to use it.

[warraghiyagey]

We've got another photoshop genius. That's a keeper! Thanks Owl.:)

[doggiebag]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/einstien.jpg

Just because you know how to make soap does not mean you know how to use it.
Nice job WOO - the wrong tools in the right hands are awesome.

[Wise Old Owl]

It beats therapy. :D


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/dino06.jpg I thought this was therapy for dino's

Oh By the way http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mZ300Z0v-4gK6M:http://www.thisnext.com/media/160x160/0F6C3FC5.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thisnext.com/media/160x160/0F6C3FC5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://askville.amazon.com/bother-magazines-airbrush-celebrity-photos/AnswerViewer.do%3FrequestId%3D4107707&h=160&w=160&sz=17&hl=en&start=8&sig2=muxqb4sI2qp4r7BsRUYF8Q&tbnid=mZ300Z0v-4gK6M:&tbnh=98&tbnw=98&ei=LdTIR6raI4uGeuK6vBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Divory%2Bsoap%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den) soap couldn't clean this up ....and it floats

[woodsy]

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful." http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif

[mudhead]

That took about a half inch of snow to read. How's the weather?

Starting to blow a little here, must be starting to organize.

This is gonna be fun to clean up.

[woodsy]

That took about a half inch of snow to read. How's the weather?Scary forecast.......1.5 feet today.... 2 inches per hour....2 stroke 2 the store 2night!

[mudhead]

Dang! You should have laid in supplies to get to Monday! Some people will do any thing to get out of the house.

Feeding the ground feeders in this is a drag. I have a sheltered corner, but it is getting snow. Once they bug out the last time, I'll know it's here.

I heard on NECN that Sunday River was approaching 300" for the year. True? Or drifty?

[woodsy]

Dang! You should have laid in supplies to get to Monday! Some people will do any thing to get out of the house.

Feeding the ground feeders in this is a drag. I have a sheltered corner, but it is getting snow. Once they bug out the last time, I'll know it's here.

I heard on NECN that Sunday River was approaching 300" for the year. True? Or drifty?
as of yesterday, 200" is the _average_ actual snowfall for much of western Maine.
Lots of limbs need to be pruned back on the mountain trails
right now:rolleyes::D I need Wargy to come up and do some rebel TM for me!

[warraghiyagey]

:rolleyes::D I need Wargy to come up and do some rebel TM for me!
For you or with you??
You shovel, I'll prune and cut.:)

[woodsy]

For you or with you??
You shovel, I'll prune and cut.:)
Instead of shoveling(dirty word round here) we can just snowshoe over buried blowdowns , I'll lend you snowshoes as I have a couple pair. It's the snow covered limbs in my face that need trimming back right now.

[warraghiyagey]

Instead of shoveling(dirty word round here) we can just snowshoe over buried blowdowns , I'll lend you snowshoes as I have a couple pair. It's the snow covered limbs in my face that need trimming back right now.
OK. I'll go first and hold them out of the way for you.;)


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil16.gif

[woodsy]

OK. I'll go first and hold them out of the way for you.;)


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil16.gif
Like I've said before, you're a funny guy
Go ahead, make my day:sunhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing017.gif

[woodsy]

Snow Storm
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad
had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow
plow and follow it".
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow,
to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can
follow me over to K-Mart." http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing021.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Snow Storm
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad
had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow
plow and follow it".
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow,
to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can
follow me over to K-Mart." http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing021.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing021.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Merciful heavens, I would even know where to start cleaning up this thread....


Ummm . . . I blame Woodsy.
:D

[mudhead]

just don't mention wind chill.

[woodsy]

Ummm . . . I blame Woodsy.
:D

Whoooooooooooooooo Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?:rolleyes:

More fodder for the fever:

You Know You're in Maine:

If you own more than four pair of gloves.

If every other vehicle is a 4X4.

If camping is allowed it's only in steel sided campers.

If, when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.

If in March your vehicle is 43% mud.

If you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.

If you're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.

If you can pay for six big macs with a personal check.

If drive by shootings only occur on the evening news.

If your central heating system is fueled by large logs.

If you see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.

If you can see the stars at night.

If people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.

If a deer throws itself under your wheels.

If you got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.

If more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.

If the term "chill factor" is part of your daily vocabulary.

If the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.

If you only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.

If you enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.

If a girls basketball game fill's the school gym.

If you put the car heater on your list of best friends.

If you pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.

If dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.

If you think you're in a traffic jam when you're in the second car at the light.

If you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.

If your long john's don't come off until mid-May http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/whacky098.gif

[mudhead]

That's pretty good.

I add: If you have "good" go to town gloves.

If you have a shovel that is only for roof use.

If you see a snowblower on a roof, and you wish you had one, too.

If you wish you could go the speed limit this time of year.

If you have to Google huckleberry, and still wonder *** that is.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I'm in Tennessee and these still apply:

If every other vehicle is a 4X4.
If, when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.
If in March your vehicle is 43% mud. (it is 50+% mud year-round)
If you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there. (left keys in one for week and it was still there - nice little sports car, too)
If you're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you. (more than one will likely stop here)
If you can see the stars at night.
If a deer throws itself under your wheels.
If the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
If you only paid $5 to cut down your own Douglas fir Christmas tree. (we pay nothing and don't know what kind of fir it is :D)
If you enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.
If a girls basketball game fills the school gym. (two words: Pat Summit)
If dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt. (Down here it means wearing a shirt period - wife-beaters aren't shirts)
If you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going. (:confused: - cars have turn signals?)

[woodsy]

Wow Dino!
Mainers and Tenneseeans have alot in common:cool:

[woodsy]

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said " Ya know Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane."

and every year Martha would say "I know Stumpy, but that ihplane ride costs ten dollahs.... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

So Stumpy says " By Jeebers Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, if I don't go this time I may nevah go."

Martha replies " Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs...and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

So the pilot overhears them and says " Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride, if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE word, I won't charge you, but just one word and it's ten dollars."

They agree and up they go.... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard, he does it one more time, still nothing... so he lands.

He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says " By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."

And Stumpy replies " Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out...but ten dollahs is ten dollahs! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Woodsy, you slay me!!:D:p
Lookin forward to some renegade TM!:sun

[RadioFreq]

just don't mention wind chill.

How many times must your car refuse to start...before you call for a jump.
How many times must your furnace fail to heat....before you freeze your big rump.
Yes and how many times must your gooses make the scene....before they become one big bump. (goosebumps, get it?)
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.....chill. The answer is blowing in the windchill.

[warraghiyagey]

How many times must your car refuse to start...before you call for a jump.
How many times must your furnace fail to heat....before you freeze your big rump.
Yes and how many times must your gooses make the scene....before they become one big bump. (goosebumps, get it?)
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.....chill. The answer is blowing in the windchill.

Ba BMMMM BMMM TSHHH. . .
Ba BMMMM BMMM TSHHH. . .
The wind be chillin
And I be Ill'in
I walk outside with no shoes for a thrillin

[Shadowmoss]

**shadowmoss wanders in and decides to palm off the case of undrinkium left over from the Help with some math, please thread**

Anyone here want a beer? At least I think that's what it is...

[RadioFreq]

**shadowmoss wanders in and decides to palm off the case of undrinkium left over from the Help with some math, please thread**

Anyone here want a beer? At least I think that's what it is...

No, thanks. I'm strictly a pan-galactic gargle blaster man.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Here is a link to a thread about nothing (http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?p=23388#post23388) if I've ever seen one......

[warraghiyagey]

Here is a link to a thread about nothing (http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?p=23388#post23388) if I've ever seen one......

I disagree. That may be one of THE all time important threads of the 21st century.
:D

[kayak karl]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail103.jpg
is this LW? i thought i reconized him?

[warraghiyagey]

Nah, Wolf ain't got any of that goin in.