The Moose Myth

[sheepdog]

It's time for it to end, and it ends here on the WB. I've let it go, but it has to stop now. I see todays post of someone trying to see a moose.
There is no such thing as a moose. Look at a picture of one, can such a silly creature really exhist? No I say! It is nothing but a cruel joke on newbee woodsman. The same as the jack-a-lope. The snipe hunt ends now. Lets unite and stop the scam. If Jan Liteshoe didn't see one on the long trail how real can they be?
Unite now and stop the madness.

[woodsy]

We know them as "Swamp Donkeys" in these parts

http://bp2.blogger.com/_o-Xz-MyMmMQ/Rn0NcYn-maI/AAAAAAAAAH4/9LqqFK6A07Q/s320/Moose3.jpg (http://bp2.blogger.com/_o-Xz-MyMmMQ/Rn0NcYn-maI/AAAAAAAAAH4/9LqqFK6A07Q/s1600-h/Moose3.jpg)
[One of many "swamp donkeys" you'll see in your travels in N. Franklin Cty]

[dessertrat]

Snipes do exist!

[sheepdog]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:FMxSsfCZd-cJ:boisee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jackalope.JPG.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://boisee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jackalope.JPG.jpg&imgrefurl=http://boisee.com/blog/2007/01/&h=120&w=99&sz=18&tbnid=FMxSsfCZd-cJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=99&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
Here is a picture of a jack-a-lope also. See how many of you are fooled by pictures. Unite WBers!! Stop the myth.

[woodsy]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:FMxSsfCZd-cJ:boisee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jackalope.JPG.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://boisee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jackalope.JPG.jpg&imgrefurl=http://boisee.com/blog/2007/01/&h=120&w=99&sz=18&tbnid=FMxSsfCZd-cJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=99&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
Here is a picture of a jack-a-lope also. See how many of you are fooled by pictures. Unite WBers!! Stop the myth.
Those are good eating, taste like chicken
swamp donkeys are good eating too, taste like Moose:D

[_terrapin_]

Bryson describes a moose as "a cow drawn by a three-year old." Improbably stupid, and stupid-looking. "Without a doubt, the moose is the most improbable, endearingly hopeless creature ever to live in the wilds."

[woodsy]

If Bryson had stepped between a Moose cow and a Moose calf or two he would not think they were so hopeless, if he lived to write about it.

[sheepdog]

Bryson describes a moose as "a cow drawn by a three-year old." Improbably stupid, and stupid-looking. "Without a doubt, the moose is the most improbable, endearingly hopeless creature ever to live in the wilds."
If Bryson writes about them, how real can they be??

[Feral Bill]

In thier natural habitat, wading through 6 foot deep willows and wading through swamps, they look much less rediculous. Yes, they are real. I've seen 'em. Now giraffes...

[rickb]

Sheepdog, you may be on to something.

Perhaps its just a coincidence, but the GORP they sell up in Maine does tend to have more than the usual amount of Morning Glory Seeds in the mix.

Could that explain things?

[mudhead]

Bryson describes a moose as "a cow drawn by a three-year old." Improbably stupid, and stupid-looking. "Without a doubt, the moose is the most improbable, endearingly hopeless creature ever to live in the wilds."

He never saw one go over a bunch of blowdowns at speed. Agile.

I live to see them come up with a mouth full of chow, the water drains off them in an amusing fashion. But then I am easily amused. They really are goofy looking. If they exist.

Now cows...

[sheepdog]

You will notice that most of the people defending the moose myth are Mainers. You don't need moose. You have great huckleberries and lobsters. Your scenery is great. Let the moose go. The first step to complete healing is to admit that you have a problem. Take the step. We at the WB are here for you.

[mudhead]

They got moose in de nile?

Huckleberries?

[sheepdog]

They got moose in de nile?

Huckleberries?
The true name for wild blueberries. Don't get me started on that.

[sheepdog]

Sheepdog, you may be on to something.

Perhaps its just a coincidence, but the GORP they sell up in Maine does tend to have more than the usual amount of Morning Glory Seeds in the mix.

Could that explain things?
I think that is one important piece of the puzzle.:-?

[john gault]

I got two pics of a moose
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=18142&catid=member&imageuser=6936 (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=18142&catid=member&imageuser=6936)

http://www.maximumoc.com/img/random/Bigfoot.jpg (http://www.maximumoc.com/img/random/Bigfoot.jpg)

[kayak karl]

maine needs the myth, its a money maker for them. http://portlandme.about.com/cs/moose/a/BullwinkleMoose.htm
rocky one the other hand was real

[sheepdog]

I got two pics of a moose
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=18142&catid=member&imageuser=6936 (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=18142&catid=member&imageuser=6936)

http://www.maximumoc.com/img/random/Bigfoot.jpg (http://www.maximumoc.com/img/random/Bigfoot.jpg)
There you go. The moose and bigfoot, throw in the loch ness monster and a ufo and you would have batted the cycle.

[woodsy]

OK, I'm throwing this in to the fray.
Why not buy that special person in your life some of these Moose products:
GENUINE POOP JEWELRY
FOR THE PERSON WHO SAYS THEY HAVE IT ALL!!!

Yes, these lovely items are made by the residents of Maine during those long winters...makes you just want to move there, doesn't it?
Okay, we admit, these are NOT fossils but they BELONG in the Weird Poop category, I'm sure you agree.
MOOSE POOP http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/MVC-181S_small.JPG (http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/images%203/MVC-181S.JPG) #PP550-1. Milk duds? Nope. I'll give you a clue. It's not something people eat. These are MOOSE DROPPINGS EARRINGS!! From the state of Maine .. now you know what happens during those long winters! Wear them for a real hoot - I guarantee, they're fully dried, no smell, coated with polyurethane to be safe. About 1" long. $10.00/pair
http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/W308-1_small.JPG (http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/W308-1.JPG) #PP550-2 Moose Poop earrings in dangle CLIP! $10.00/pr.
http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/W308A_small.JPG (http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/W308A.JPG) #PP550-3 As if that isn't enough, we now have moose poop as NECKLACES. This is a single moose poop on a 24" gold tone necklace chain. $14.00
http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/W308B_small.JPG (http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/W308B.JPG) #PP550-4 One moose poop on 20" black cord with gold tone bead accents. $10.00
http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Weirdest/Weirdest%20Photos/w308b-1_small.JPG (http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Weirdest/w308b-1.JPG) #PP550-5 One moose poop on 18" (OR 20", PLEASE SPECIFY) black cord with SILVER tone bead accents $10.00

Click on image to enlarge these beautiful pieces of Moose poop.
Maine Moose poop is top quality poop with worldwide clients.

[Monkeyboy]

Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.

[Wise Old Owl]

It is a shame when I started with WB I didn't think a lot I read was written by real people. Then that whole UFO thing on the trail. What about those sightings of rare hikers? But picture evidence is a thousand words right?


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/moose3.jpg:D

[DavidNH]

Moose do exist. And nothing you can say can prove otherwise.

We gottem all through northern New England. And yes.. Maine does need em. Lobsters aren't enough!

DavidNH

[Monkeyboy]

http://blawgletter.typepad.com/bbarnett/images/2007/05/22/bullwinkle.jpg (http://blawgletter.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/22/bullwinkle.jpg)

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/FunnyMonkeyweb1.jpg Peter that's not my banana in my pocket ... Its my Magic Wand!!!!

[Monkeyboy]

You sure it wasn't a Tootsie Pop?

http://ressentimentfiles.googlepages.com/tootsie-pop-350.jpg

[warraghiyagey]

We know them as "Swamp Donkeys" in these parts


Which doesn't thouroughly explain why Woodsy's screen name isn't 'Moose.'

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing001.gif

[warraghiyagey]

Snipes do exist!

"One doesn't spend the evening alone in the woods hunting for snipe without having a revelation or two." - Fraser Crane


Those are good eating, taste like chicken
swamp donkeys are good eating too, taste like Moose:D

You eat Moose Meat??

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

[woodsy]

warraghiyagey


You eat Moose Meat??

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gifYou dont?:confused:
So much for Moose being a myth, this (http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/moose.asp#photo4) should put any doubt to rest:eek:

[sheepdog]

New Evidence

A recently discovered lost episode from Mutual of Omaha's "Wild Kingdom" shows naturalist Jim Fowler trying to subdue a CRAZED prong-horn jackalope. Marlin Perkins was heard to say "try giving it a carrot Jim."
http://www.sudftw.com/jackwldk.jpg
Fortunately Jim had good insurance.


Pictures lie, and so do news articles. Come on you can't be this gullible.

[mudhead]

I'm still waiting to hear about the huckfinnberries.

[sheepdog]

I'm still waiting to hear about the huckfinnberries.
See post number 14. This is just a clever rues by a Mainer to get me side tracked. I think you are right on the edge of knowing I'm right. Take the first step mudhead. Admit that you have a problem...There are no moose...free yourself.
You have a bright future it just takes one small step.:sun

[mudhead]

Tried that one small step. Slipped on ice.

[walkin' wally]

See post number 14. This is just a clever rues by a Mainer to get me side tracked. I think you are right on the edge of knowing I'm right. Take the first step mudhead. Admit that you have a problem...There are no moose...free yourself.
You have a bright future it just takes one small step.:sun

I will stand by my fellow mainer and say that what you don't know is deer turn into moose at three years old. You need to hang around here more to see that. You have seen all kinds of moose, they were just deer then. I'll bet they don't do that in your neck of the woods. We dont tell people from away all our secrets from heah.

[sheepdog]

I will stand by my fellow mainer and say that what you don't know is deer turn into moose at three years old. You need to hang around here more to see that. You have seen all kinds of moose, they were just deer then. I'll bet they don't do that in your neck of the woods. We dont tell people from away all our secrets from heah.
Oh...... I did not know that.
So lets just say for the sake of arguement that there are indeed moose. I will be willing to join the Mainers in the fleecing of tourist and promoting the theory that there are indeed moose in Maine...Under these conditions.
1. At least 3 Mainers here on the WB proclaim the Huckleberry as the state berry.
2. Someone promises to furnish me with a Lobster roll at some later date, not to be specified.

[mudhead]

What state?

You eat lobster?

[sheepdog]

What state?

You eat lobster?
The Huckleberry shall be proclaimed as the official berry of the Great State of Maine.
Lobster rules!! Maine is one of my favorite places to visit.:sun

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/16-1.jpg


You are right they arn't real....fun

[clambelly]

Seen any Side Hill Gougers lately?

[TOW]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:FMxSsfCZd-cJ:boisee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jackalope.JPG.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://boisee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jackalope.JPG.jpg&imgrefurl=http://boisee.com/blog/2007/01/&h=120&w=99&sz=18&tbnid=FMxSsfCZd-cJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=99&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
Here is a picture of a jack-a-lope also. See how many of you are fooled by pictures. Unite WBers!! Stop the myth.
them thar critters ran wild when i was up in wyoming territory, they's real as can be then some...............

[ozt42]

There are moose, big ones, come on up to Maine with $100 and a case of beer and I'll show you a couple... :D

[walkin' wally]

Seen any Side Hill Gougers lately?

I saw one last week, but sometimes I call them Side Hill Winders.

For those who don't know a Side Hill Winder is; It has two short legs on the uphill side and two long legs on the down hill side. The early colonists discovered the principle of one way traffic by watching them. Really

Round the mountain run boy run.

How about Wendigos and Saggamores? Seen any of them?

[walkin' wally]

WTH is a huckleberry??
I may be sorry I asked...

[The Weasel]

I am saddened to have to be the one to tell this to readers of this thread, but Sheepdog is lying about "moose" (meese/huge antlered animals/whatever) being nonexistent and, worse yet, that Sheepdog knows he is lying. That's a serious charge, I know, but intensive research (reading the little bit of info by his name in the thread and then his "profile" disclose that he, like me (originally) is from Michigan and that he works in a sporting goods store.

Michigan (which, as many people may not realize, itself is a word which means "Land Where Huge Antlered Animals Live") is the home of Isle Royale Natiional Park, which imported wolves (by allowing Lake Superior to freeze over about 60 years ago) to keep the Moose/Meese/whatever population from eating only everything greed (including copper-bearing rocks) and which is the center for dozens of wildlife biologists who can't get better grants to send them to the Rockies or Alaska doing research on the wolf/Meese/Moose etc relationship.

Sheepdog knows this. It is taught to all Michigan children from age 3, and is part of the Michigan drivers license test (Correct answer: (d) after the collision, your car is a total loss but you can keep the antlers.)

Sheep, I'm ashamed of you. You must be a Troll.

TW

[sheepdog]

WTH is a huckleberry??
I may be sorry I asked...
A huckleberry is a (some would say true) name for the wild blue berry. You will notice wild blueberries come in two colors, a light blue, and a black. The black ones are huckleberries.

[sheepdog]

I am saddened to have to be the one to tell this to readers of this thread, but Sheepdog is lying about "moose" (meese/huge antlered animals/whatever) being nonexistent and, worse yet, that Sheepdog knows he is lying. That's a serious charge, I know, but intensive research (reading the little bit of info by his name in the thread and then his "profile" disclose that he, like me (originally) is from Michigan and that he works in a sporting goods store.

Michigan (which, as many people may not realize, itself is a word which means "Land Where Huge Antlered Animals Live") is the home of Isle Royale Natiional Park, which imported wolves (by allowing Lake Superior to freeze over about 60 years ago) to keep the Moose/Meese/whatever population from eating only everything greed (including copper-bearing rocks) and which is the center for dozens of wildlife biologists who can't get better grants to send them to the Rockies or Alaska doing research on the wolf/Meese/Moose etc relationship.

Sheepdog knows this. It is taught to all Michigan children from age 3, and is part of the Michigan drivers license test (Correct answer: (d) after the collision, your car is a total loss but you can keep the antlers.)

Sheep, I'm ashamed of you. You must be a Troll.

TW
Wow. These are serious words and accusations. Many things in your post are true; moose are taught in public schools, drivers license test questions, these are all shameless government indoctrination to false teachings. A clever ruse to keep the public unaware of more important issues. I am surprised TW that you have fallen for this.
There was even supposedly moose shipped in from Canada and planted in the upper peninsula (the UP to us Michiganders). This I believe was just some political payoff and a chance to hide dirty money.
As for being a Troll. Acording to the Yoopers (Those who live in the upper peninsula, aka UP of Michgan) all who live below the mighty Mackinaw Bridge are trolls.
There is no such thing as a Moose.

[The Weasel]

OK, Sheep. The gloves are off (easy for me to say...I'm in Laguna Beach, it's 70, and you're freezing your fingers off, NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)....

MOOSE IS REAL, I mean meese are real, whatever. They exist. If you're so certain they don't exist, take a look at the Michigan State Seal (no, not THAT one, you dang fool! I am NOT referring to the state aquiatic animal, which is the otter, not the seal). Here it is:

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/seals/images/seal_mi.gif

Now THAT IS A MOOSE, DANG IT!!! Well, one of them are/is/should be. This is the seal I mean emblem that Lewis Cass our holy and sainted First Governor (who waged war against South Michigan (known to some as Ohio) and WON!!! in the Toledo War) got adopted.

THAT'S A MOOSE YOU DANG FOOL!!!! And so are you, probably. You admit it! You're a TROLL, EH?

Keep it up and you don't get any more pasties, no more Kirtland's Warblers AND NOT ANOTHER THIMBLEBERRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG.

Sheesh.

TW

[doggiebag]

Sheepdog

Since you have taken the decision to take the bold step of blowing this whole moose conspiracy wide open. I do have some photographic proof of this elaborate ruse that allows consipirators from the New England states to profit from this elaborate scheme. I must warn you .... keep an eye out for your safety. Revealing the truth about this conspiracy comes at great risk. Be afraid .... be very afraid. Attached pic: Fake moose calf.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/moose.jpg
PS - The Weasel has been their minister of propaganda for several years now.

[sheepdog]

Sheepdog

Since you have taken the decision to take the bold step of blowing this whole moose conspiracy wide open. I do have some photographic proof of this elaborate ruse that allows consipirators from the New England states to profit from this elaborate scheme. I must warn you .... keep an eye out for your safety. Revealing the truth about this conspiracy comes at great risk. Be afraid .... be very afraid. Attached pic: Fake moose calf.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/moose.jpg
Well done doggie bag. But I fear for your safety also. It is difficult to go against government consperacies. And weasel do you really think they trained a moose to stand like that in a state symbol while they took his picture? In all consperacies follow the money!! Another sad case of the man keeping the citizens down.

[doggiebag]

I have been careful with my investigations though I fear they're hot on my tail. I may just have to hoof it out of here. As with other major conspiracies ... "boneless chicken", "jumbo shrimp", "all you can eat" ... it all supports the MAN. My last photographic evidence before I have to reformat my computer and move several blocks to get a new IP address - take care sheepdog and keep up the good fight. The truth must be made known.

http://www.lloydianaspects.co.uk/dance/herrang%202006/moose.jpg
The moose cartel ... exposed!

[The Weasel]

Well done doggie bag. But I fear for your safety also. It is difficult to go against government consperacies. And weasel do you really think they trained a moose to stand like that in a state symbol while they took his picture? In all consperacies follow the money!! Another sad case of the man keeping the citizens down.

Sheepdog, it's fine for you to sit there downstate all smirky and wiseguy (unless you're in Flint, which no longer has the Bunny Lady but doesn't havfe the Flint Tropics anymore, either, thanks to Will Farrell, in which case the entire world pities you!), but I double dog dare you to step outside Murdicks in St Ignace and screech "THEY AIN'T NO MEESE" some night about 3 AM and see what happens. Even if you don't yell it in Finnish, you will get taken down LIKE THAT! (whatever "that" is, it is what they say out here in Californiat, LIKE THAT, so it's baaaaad, sort of like what happens if you're the Mayor of Detroit and dont' known what text-messaging really is).

So you go up to REAL Michigan (yeah, you're propbably one of those Bob Ufer MEESH-igan phonies instead of a Good Green Spartan!) and try to deny the Reality of Moose!

And they - moose - is all over the world, too, Mr. Smarty-No-Moose-Pants. Lookit: http://www.mooseintl.org

Tw

[warraghiyagey]

WTH is a huckleberry??
I may be sorry I asked...
Blueberry. Don't be sorry. :)
Jerk.:p

[The Weasel]

Wait until you see a 2000 lb moose take off ONE thimbleberry. Shows moose is/are/whatever smart.

TW

[mudhead]

WTH is a huckleberry??
I may be sorry I asked...

I have used the term "huckleberry," for the same thing you may be thinking.

I want to know what a "meese" is...

Guy cracks me up. Wants someone to buy him a $15 snack. Price of fuel, might be $20 this summer.

Probably doesn't know any good Newfie jokes, either!

[warraghiyagey]

Probably doesn't know any good Newfie jokes, either!

A Saint Bernard named blackie shows up at the door as his master arrives home. He is complettely black. the owner says 'You're not fooling anyone, you're not a Newfie,' as he cleans balck shoepolish off his dog.

I made that up. Hilarious, I know.:sun:rolleyes::p:D

[The Weasel]

I want to know what a "meese" is...
!

It's a corrupt former attorney general under Ronald Reagan, which is redundant, perhaps.

Also, meese are/is/whatever more than one moose, which happens a lot.

TW

[The Weasel]

A newfie, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar...

TW

[warraghiyagey]

A newfie, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar...

TW
The bartender says 'What is this, some kind of joke?'
:D

[mudhead]

Newfies prefer driving in winter, because the potholes are filled in...

[warraghiyagey]

Newfies prefer driving in winter, because the potholes are filled in...
I don't get it.:o

[The Weasel]

The bartender says 'What is this, some kind of joke?'
:D

And the newfie turns to the rabbi and says.....

TW

[warraghiyagey]

And the newfie turns to the rabbi and says.....

TW

'Arrrrf?'
:o
:D

[doggiebag]

Newfie Ice Fishing
Did you hear about the Newfie who went ice fishing?
He caught fifty pounds of ice and his wife drowned trying to cook.

[The Weasel]

'Arrrrf?'
:o
:D

and the priest looks sadly at the bartender, and says....

Tw

[warraghiyagey]

and the priest looks sadly at the bartender, and says....

Tw

'. . . just give me the whole bottle.'

[The Weasel]

'. . . just give me the whole bottle.'

Bada-ping!

TW

[mudhead]

Newfie Ice Fishing
Did you hear about the Newfie who went ice fishing?
He caught fifty pounds of ice and his wife drowned trying to cook.

But you should have heard the frypan sizzle.

[The Weasel]

Next joke:

Same newfie walks into the same bar. He's got the same rabbi and, yes, the same priest with him. He turns to the barkeep and says......

TW

[sheepdog]

And they - moose - is all over the world, too, Mr. Smarty-No-Moose-Pants. Lookit: http://www.mooseintl.org

Tw
Now you are using fez wearing legionairs as evidence? This has really gone down hill. You seem to know a lot about Michigan. So riddle me this: What happens is Soo St. Marie when you ask a waitress for a check?
And don't ever threaten to take pasties or thimbleberries from a true Michigander. Go Blue!!
Doggiebag, I do know a couple safe houses if the Man gets too close.

[doggiebag]

Now you are using fez wearing legionairs as evidence? This has really gone down hill. You seem to know a lot about Michigan. So riddle me this: What happens is Soo St. Marie when you ask a waitress for a check?
And don't ever threaten to take pasties or thimbleberries from a true Michigander. Go Blue!!
Doggiebag, I do know a couple safe houses if the Man gets too close.

sheepdog

Did you notice how they tried to use thread-drift when we got to close to the truth? Little distractions ... Newfies ... Fraternal orders of the Moose ... etc. - I speak too much.

[Montego]

I absolutely, possitively, 100% believe in Moose(beer) as well as Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, the Sand Man.........:rolleyes:


Think I'll put my foil hat back on now so 'they' can't get me :D

[Nightwalker]

A huckleberry is a (some would say true) name for the wild blue berry. You will notice wild blueberries come in two colors, a light blue, and a black. The black ones are huckleberries.

Are those very small wild ones on Blueberry Ridge near Katahdin blueberries or huckleberries? Whatever they are, they are amazingly good in August.

[The Weasel]

Now you are using fez wearing legionairs as evidence? This has really gone down hill. You seem to know a lot about Michigan. So riddle me this: What happens is Soo St. Marie when you ask a waitress for a check?
And don't ever threaten to take pasties or thimbleberries from a true Michigander. Go Blue!!
Doggiebag, I do know a couple safe houses if the Man gets too close.

Yeah, now it's clear. You're a Uferite. You think that "Michigan" refers to a second rate pro football team in Ann Arbor. Yeah, you made the rubes fall for it: "There are no moose in Michigan." Of course there aren't. "Blue" hasn't had any meese in decades, largely because "Green" was (as usual) the winner of the "Where Will The Moose Go". Not for nothing is we Spartans also knowed as going to "Cow College." We got all the meese/moose/tall ungulates and MEESH-AGAN GOT NONE OF THEM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I ain't falling for the "gimme my check" joke in the Soo. That one is older than "Why did Jimmy Durante lock his door at the Grand Hotel?"

You're a fake. You're worse than a fake. You're a Meesh-agan fan.

And most moose dont wear fez. That's the Beavers.

TW

TW

[sheepdog]

sheepdog

Did you notice how they tried to use thread-drift when we got to close to the truth? Little distractions ... Newfies ... Fraternal orders of the Moose ... etc. - I speak too much.
Very perceptive Doggiebag; Thread-drift, name calling, pastie stealing, huckleberry maligning, the pro moose people are starting to get kind of shrill.

What many don't realize that there is a conspiracy co-sponsered by big business and the government, the Moose Believers Agency. Most people running fortune 500 companies are MBA's. There are also many in all phases of government. Colleges and Universities are cranking out MBA's left and right. Many from Michigan State.

One key point that many overlook is; look at a picture of what is allegedly a male bull moose. Over weight, spindley legged, humpbacked, floppy ears, flat antlers, watery eyes, bulbouse nose, and that goofy little flappy thing under its neck. Do you realistically think that any female of any species would breed with something like that?? Not unless he has a Ferari and a big house!! It ain't happening!!

[woodsy]

Bull Moose in the rut.
Western Bull Moose aren't too fussy (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp) when rutting

[mudhead]

Must have his beer goggles on.

[sheepdog]

Bull Moose in the rut.
Western Bull Moose aren't too fussy (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp) when rutting
I don't believe in Moose...but that is funny.:D
Hey Mudhead, I like the new avatar but.. Are you feeding a redsquirrel coffee? They are hyper enough all ready!!

[mudhead]

Clever thing was hungry. I was filling bird feeders. Why they sit in their food, I don't know.

Swatted one with a broom the other day. That was fun.

[The Weasel]

Very perceptive Doggiebag; Thread-drift, name calling, pastie stealing, huckleberry maligning, the pro moose people are starting to get kind of shrill.

What many don't realize that there is a conspiracy co-sponsered by big business and the government, the Moose Believers Agency. Most people running fortune 500 companies are MBA's. There are also many in all phases of government. Colleges and Universities are cranking out MBA's left and right. Many from Michigan State.

One key point that many overlook is; look at a picture of what is allegedly a male bull moose. Over weight, spindley legged, humpbacked, floppy ears, flat antlers, watery eyes, bulbouse nose, and that goofy little flappy thing under its neck. Do you realistically think that any female of any species would breed with something like that?? Not unless he has a Ferari and a big house!! It ain't happening!!

Shrill? SHRILL? yOU CALLING DECENT GOOD PEOPLE WHO LOVE MEESE AND HATE WOLVERINE TRASH SHRILL? THAT IS SO MUCH LIKE YOUR TYPE AND WE ARE NOT SHRILL DO YOU HEAR ME YOU BLUE HORRIBLE REALLY BAD MEAN NASTY ALLEGED HUMAN, DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU DO YOU???

I bet you have this really beautiful woman in your life who sits next to you in your Ferrari and lies to you about how she loves your huge stupid house when she wishes she could be with Moose Lumbrowski, State's finest MBA grad. AND HE'S A MOOSE DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU DO YOU???

Sheesh.

TW

[mudhead]

Thread over.

[sheepdog]

Shrill? SHRILL? yOU CALLING DECENT GOOD PEOPLE WHO LOVE MEESE AND HATE WOLVERINE TRASH SHRILL? THAT IS SO MUCH LIKE YOUR TYPE AND WE ARE NOT SHRILL DO YOU HEAR ME YOU BLUE HORRIBLE REALLY BAD MEAN NASTY ALLEGED HUMAN, DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU DO YOU???

I bet you have this really beautiful woman in your life who sits next to you in your Ferrari and lies to you about how she loves your huge stupid house when she wishes she could be with Moose Lumbrowski, State's finest MBA grad. AND HE'S A MOOSE DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU DO YOU???

Sheesh.

TW
Stop it!!! You're killing me!!:D:D:D

[The Weasel]

Thread over.

And the virtue, not the mention the existence of the Holy Moose, the Official State Ungulate of Michigan, has been reaffirmed in the face of infidels.

YOU HEAR ME, SHEEPDOG???? YOU WANT SHRILL? SHRILL? FLUTE SECTION OF MICHIGAN TECH "MARCHING MOOSE" BAND IS HEADED YOUR WAY NOW, AND WHEN THEY BOTH GET THERE YOU'RE GONNA HEAR SHRILL RIGHT UP YOUR TRUE BLUE MOOSE-IGAN NOSTRILS!!

TW

[sheepdog]

Perhaps if you are not ready to be a moose athiest, you could become a moose agnostic. Take the step TW, the first step to healing is admitting that you have a problem.

I have talked to many engineers who graduated from Michigan Tech. None have seen a moose while driving their trains.

There's no such thing as moose.
There's no such thing as moose.
There's no such thing as moose.

[The Weasel]

I have talked to many engineers who graduated from Michigan Tech. None have seen a moose while driving their trains.

There's no such thing as moose.
There's no such thing as moose.
There's no such thing as moose.

Denial is so sad, even for someone who foolishly thinks that Ann Arbor should be de-targeted as a nuclear target by Russia.

TW

[warraghiyagey]

Bull Moose in the rut.
Western Bull Moose aren't too fussy (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp) when rutting
Wilderness verssion of a 'blow-up' doll???:o
Yikes.
Now that does NOT look photo shopped.

They ended up having a baby Moosalo they named 'Clay'.


:banana

[vonfrick]

other animals that don't exist

http://photos.khoatran.com/view.php?gid=4

[warraghiyagey]

other animals that don't exist

http://photos.khoatran.com/view.php?gid=4

Hate to disagree with photo number 8 but I've seen lots of catbirds.

:p

[Mzee]

Bull Moose in the rut.
Western Bull Moose aren't too fussy (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp) when rutting

Perhaps this explains why there are no mooses, er, meeses, er moosez.

[The Weasel]

Woodsy should be ashamed of himself. There are many meese, some of whom have not been corrupt Attorney Generals. This is also another reason not to wear perfume or nice smelling after shave when hiking Isle Royale, since Moosigan I mean Michigan meese mooses mice aw damn huge ungulents can fall in love with backpackers real fast that smell nice and no, they don't love you as much in the morning as they do that night. But never turn your back on a meese whatever the heck they are moses or whatever, but don't turn your back on them and for God's sake don't bend over!

TW

[woodsy]

Wargy: Wilderness verssion of a 'blow-up' doll???:o
Yikes.
Now that does NOT look photo shopped.

They ended up having a baby Moosalo they named 'Clay'.
(http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

[canerunner]

Perhaps this explains why there are no mooses, er, meeses, er moosez.

Anyone who has ever followed the adventures of Sylvester T. Cat knows that meeses are small furry rodents that steal cheese and pester Sylvester T. Cat mercilessly.

Moosez is just what these supposed mooses sez.

I have just proven that there can't be any such thing as a moose, cause there ain't no word for the plural of it. We all know it takes two of anything to make a third, so since there isn't a word for more than one of these proverbial beasts, there can't be more than one of them. If there is only one of them, he's getting ready to be extinct.

[Wise Old Owl]

"What do you think Clay? Do you believe in Sheepdogs?
Bah, Sheepdog's can't herd sheep. They don't have antlers!

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/brother_bear.jpg

There's no such thing as Sheepdoggies.
There's no such thing as Sheeodoggies.
There's no such thing as Sheepdoggies.

[Blue Jay]

Woodsy should be ashamed of himself. There are many meese, some of whom have not been corrupt Attorney Generals.

Hey, what's the matter with you? Are you trying to get one of the best threads of all time banned?

[vonfrick]

http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi268.photobucket.com%2Falbums% 2Fjj13%2Fskogula%2FMoose.jpg&searchTerm=moose&pageOffset=10

[sheepdog]

I saw on the WB that someone had pictures of a white moose. See what is happening. When is it going to stop?? Green moose..pink moose?? I overheard some dilusional teenager talking about having moose in his hair!! Its affecting our younger generation people...It's time to stop the madness...for the children.
There's no such thing as moose.

[vonfrick]

We admitted we were powerless over moose-promoting propaganda --- that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that Sheepdog could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Sheepdog.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to Sheepdog, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Became entirely ready to have Sheepdog remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Sheepdog to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed by promoting the moose myth, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious understanding of the moose delusion.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to moose-believers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

[sheepdog]

We admitted we were powerless over moose-promoting propaganda --- that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that Sheepdog could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Sheepdog.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to Sheepdog, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Became entirely ready to have Sheepdog remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Sheepdog to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed by promoting the moose myth, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious understanding of the moose delusion.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to moose-believers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Bless you daughter. Welcome home!!:sun:sun:sun

[doggiebag]

"What do you think Clay? Do you believe in Sheepdogs?
Bah, Sheepdog's can't herd sheep. They don't have antlers!

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/brother_bear.jpg

There's no such thing as Sheepdoggies.
There's no such thing as Sheeodoggies.
There's no such thing as Sheepdoggies.
I bow to your photoshop jedi abilities ... however you must bow to my internet search capabilities ... though questionable my photographic evidence may be. There are no moose but there are sheepdogs! :D
http://www.reformedevangelist.com/images/dog_sheep.jpg
Or should I say ... dogs in sheeps clothing.

[sheepdog]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:WHHoPZFPtR8J:www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/&h=115&w=118&sz=22&tbnid=WHHoPZFPtR8J:&tbnh=115&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dborder%2Bcollies&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
A picture of Sheepdog swearing in the newest MA members.
Doggie bag. I think that's my third cousin on my mothers side.

[mudhead]

I saw a black and white striped cow moose on TV yesterday.

Might have been the Robitussin DM.

[sheepdog]

"What do you think Clay? Do you believe in Sheepdogs?
Bah, Sheepdog's can't herd sheep. They don't have antlers!
There's no such thing as Sheepdoggies.
There's no such thing as Sheeodoggies.
There's no such thing as Sheepdoggies.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/KeepstoneFetchcropped.JPG/300px-KeepstoneFetchcropped.JPG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KeepstoneFetchcropped.JPG)
Sheepdogs rule!!

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/moosse.jpg

Recent incidents of MA cult members meeting in Michigan church basements & distributing Gatorade like liquids in Dixie cups to hikers within the park, has raised the interest of Rangers, Be very aware of "Trail Angels" in Orange Ball Caps claiming Moosaloo's and Moose are a myth. Shood you see this perpatrator matching this discription on the trail call Rangers immediatly at 999-9999!




Nice job finding that can of moose Jennifer, very funny!

[sheepdog]

Recent incidents of MA cult members meeting in Michigan church basements & distributing Gatorade like liquids in Dixie cups to hikers within the park, has raised the interest of Rangers, Be very aware of "Trail Angels" in Orange Ball Caps claiming Moosaloo's and Moose are a myth. Shood you see this perpatrator matching this discription on the trail call Rangers immediatly at 999-9999!




Nice job finding that can of moose Jennifer, very funny!

Code Red...We have a Code Red....All MA members are to refer to plan 112B in their manual...

[Wise Old Owl]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:WHHoPZFPtR8J:www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/&h=115&w=118&sz=22&tbnid=WHHoPZFPtR8J:&tbnh=115&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dborder%2Bcollies&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1) -- That is not a Sheepdog, That is a Border Collie doing a high Paw!:eek:
BUSTED!
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/footG.jpg

[sheepdog]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:WHHoPZFPtR8J:www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/&h=115&w=118&sz=22&tbnid=WHHoPZFPtR8J:&tbnh=115&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dborder%2Bcollies&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1) -- That is not a Sheepdog, That is a Border Collie doing a high Paw!:eek:
BUSTED!
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/footG.jpg
A border collie is a sheepdog. One of the many herding varieties of dog.

[Wise Old Owl]

OK - BUT THIS IS FUN....I was contemplating that picture of the dog with the sheep clothing, the one that you said looked like your cousin... and fixing it up with lipstick & an orange hat. - but that would have been too much.

[sheepdog]

It has been fun. Just be glad the weasel is somewhere in the land of fruits and nuts working on his tan....It could have gotten real ugly.
If you would have put lipstick and an orange hat on the dog, it would have looked a lot like aunt margie.

[GGS2]

Ok, but I want to know what that guy was doing to that moose? It's too early for the rut: those antlers are still in velvet! What's up?

[sheepdog]

Ok, but I want to know what that guy was doing to that moose? It's too early for the rut: those antlers are still in velvet! What's up?

Since there is no such thing as moose, it is obviously a photo shop fake!!

[The Weasel]

There is no Sheepdog. Sheepdog is dead. Sheepdogism is the opiate of Moosanity.

TW

[sheepdog]

There is no Sheepdog. Sheepdog is dead. Sheepdogism is the opiate of Moosanity.

TW
Rats!!! He's back. How was your weekend at Yoga camp or whatever you Califonios do?

[doggiebag]

Since there is no such thing as moose, it is obviously a photo shop fake!!
Let's keep an open mind ... before you know it - the old "Owls are wise" myth will be blown as well. We all know owls like hooters.
http://209.200.85.146/trailjournals/photos/6537/tj6537_031608_150832_300178.jpg

[doggiebag]

Rats!!! He's back. How was your weekend at Yoga camp or whatever you Califonios do?
Too easy.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/beerdrinker.jpg

[sheepdog]

You Da Man Doggiebag :D:D:D

[Wise Old Owl]

Doggiebag - that IS first Class

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/Image1.jpg

[vonfrick]

http://www.hostedvideo.com/wsContent/default.view?_pagename=moose

[warraghiyagey]

These have become very popular around the country. Usually money raisers for a particular charity. They had a similar projet in the Finger Lakes a few years ago.
And I gotta tell ya, they're just just magnets for vandalism, it was all I could do to keep my own mischeivous side away from them.

[The Weasel]

It has been fun. Just be glad the weasel is somewhere in the land of fruits and nuts working on his tan....It could have gotten real ugly.
If you would have put lipstick and an orange hat on the dog, it would have looked a lot like aunt margie.

I am here in California the home of good peeple like Roy Rogers and Arnold Swartzenegger and others who go to church and do not deny the existence of moos meese mooses aw dammit huge ungulates with bad eyes and if you are saying that Bullwinkle isnt real then you are NOT AN AMERICAN AND WE WILL FIND YOU AND DEPORT YOU BACK TO ICELAND OR MOLODOVA or wherever you came from RIGHT NOW.

And another thing, it is already ugly but MEESES aw dam them animals IS NOT UGLY it is YOU that is UGLY for not seeing the BEAUTY OF THEM DAMN HUGE CUD CHEWING BROWN THINGS and SHEEPDOG IS DEAD THERE IS NO SHEEPDOG, SHEEPDOG DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS and besides if a "border collie" is a sheepdog why do they call ita "collie", huh??? Tell me THAT you phony "sheepdog" pushers.

And I am pretty sick of this "SHEEPDOG" crap, I have known a lot of sheep and they are BAAAAAAAAD because they tried to to make me fall in love with them so I know they cant be a dog too because dogs are good and loving and it would be a crime against Dog I mean God to have a Devil Sheep and a Godly Dog become one.

So stop it you are making me crazy and I don't want to have to tell the Voices all your names so that we send a meese a moose aw crap a enforce to take care of you.

So yeah it is ugly, see what you did?

The Sheepdog Denying One True Meese whatever Worshiper Weasel

[doggiebag]

Doggiebag - that IS first Class

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/Image1.jpg
Let me do one better ... using paintshop :D

http://209.200.85.146/trailjournals/photos/6537/tj6537_031608_162540_300183.jpg

[The Weasel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/jhlipton/bullwinkle-2.jpg

[vonfrick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1PpabX1nXY&feature=related

dated, but quaint. i just really liked the title. ;)

[sheepdog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1PpabX1nXY&feature=related

dated, but quaint. i just really liked the title. ;)

Another fine mess you've gotten me into..:D

[sheepdog]

With much undercover work and with people willing to put themselves in extreme danger, our operatives were able to find a shop where fake moose are built. Look moose believers if you dare. Be advised it will rock the way you veiw the world. These fake moose are planted all across the north to trick tourists and fleese them out of their hard earned dollars.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gwr8cSh3CZQ
You've been told. anything left is denile.
There is no such thing as moose.

[vonfrick]

i just laughed for 5 minutes straight! :D

brilliant!!!

[Wise Old Owl]

Did you notice the orange baseball cap at the end? I think there is a conspiracy! I concede - Here is another picture of a fake moose.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/mosrear.jpg


THE END

[GGS2]

Did you notice the orange baseball cap at the end? I think there is a conspiracy! I concede - Here is another picture of a fake moose.

THE END

Wait a minute! If you concede, if mooses are fake, well, then who pulls Santa's sleigh at Christmas? I tell you, moose are real and they fly! What do you think those wing antlers and propeller ears are for, anyway? Just to play ping-pong with blackflies? No! That's what the tail is for!

I mean, come on, lets get serious here.

[vonfrick]

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer

DEER, DEER I SAY!...SIR, YOU get serious.

[warraghiyagey]

Oh dear!!

[GGS2]

DEER, DEER I SAY!...SIR, YOU get serious.

Humph. Traditionalist. :(

[warraghiyagey]

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,


That made me feel funny

[sheepdog]

[quote=Wise Old Owl;569072] I think there is a conspiracy! I concede - Here is another picture of a fake moose.

Welcome aboard my now wise feathered friend. That is the first step. There are only 11 more. Your first meeting is 8pm wednesday, in the basement of your local church.
Please read the first three chapters of you manuel. They are vital!!

[woodsy]

No joke:

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/moose/ATT00001.jpg
Moose Incident - Fairbanks , Alaska

They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!

[clambelly]

Wow !!!

[sheepdog]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:WHHoPZFPtR8J:www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/images/spice_pup_pics/7wks/dollyrainbowwave1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lockeyebc.com/&h=115&w=118&sz=22&tbnid=WHHoPZFPtR8J:&tbnh=115&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dborder%2Bcollies&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
Now raise your paw, Claw, little weasely fingers, etc... and repeat after me.




We admitted we were powerless over moose-promoting propaganda --- that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that Sheepdog could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Sheepdog.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to Sheepdog, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Became entirely ready to have Sheepdog remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Sheepdog to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed by promoting the moose myth, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious understanding of the moose delusion.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to moose-believers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

[woodsy]

Beware of Van

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/m/moosesign.jpg

[vonfrick]

Humph. Traditionalist. :(

i suppose you believe in santa claus as well?? :rolleyes:

[GGS2]

i suppose you believe in santa claus as well?? :rolleyes:

Sure I do. What's not to believe in? Little green elf that runs around on St. Patrick's Day putting green slime in beer. What of it?

[warraghiyagey]

No joke:

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/moose/ATT00001.jpg
Moose Incident - Fairbanks , Alaska

They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!


Woodsy, you know about the coolest things. That's got to be the photo of the month, especially because it's not photo-shopped.

[woodsy]

Wargy: That's got to be the photo of the month, especially because it's not photo-shopped.More proof that these gentle giants are real:)
And now for the rest of the true story (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp):

[vonfrick]

Sure I do. What's not to believe in? Little green elf that runs around on St. Patrick's Day putting green slime in beer. What of it?

these little green men- do you see them often?

[woodsy]

Supersize me!

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/m/moosemacs.jpg

[mudhead]

More proof that these gentle giants are real:)
And now for the rest of the true story (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp):

Thanks for that. I save newspaper stuff about moose for an uncle. Hope he enjoys it!

[vonfrick]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2326/moose02ej8.jpg

for full article on the canadian conspiracy: http://dicklist.blogspot.com/2007/07/tdl-celebrates-happy-canada-day.html

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

We don't exist - really we don't:
http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/moose_pool.jpg

[warraghiyagey]

these little green men- do you see them often?
Define often.
:rolleyes:;):p

[sheepdog]

[quote=Frolicking Dinosaurs;569739]We don't exist - really we don't:
http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/moose_pool.jpgquote]

Is that my wading pool with the fake moose in it?

[Wise Old Owl]

Ther're ALIVE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfY91cFiGMw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfY91cFiGMw&feature=related) MOOSE CAR WASH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxOi8ghokA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxOi8ghokA&feature=related) ARM LICK


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRcnt6dNeIg&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRcnt6dNeIg&NR=1) RALLY CAR HIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_0-O8WSOU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_0-O8WSOU&feature=related) MOOSE PLAYS SOCCER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4CKJ5eEoEc PLAYS WITH TRAIN

[vonfrick]

don't listen people, it's the yeungling talking

[Wise Old Owl]

This is what happens to dogs that don't believe in Swamp Donkey's


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4CKJ5eEoEc

[doggiebag]

Historical video records proving that Darwin caught up with these slow witted behemoths. Sad ... so sad.

[Wise Old Owl]

Historical video records proving that Darwin caught up with these slow witted behemoths. Sad ... so sad.


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/lost1JPG.jpg

[doggiebag]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/lost1JPG.jpg

It's obvious the Ministry of Propaganda found a new minion to corrupt the powers of photo editing software. Rumor has it that you frequent Hawk mountain with a little canine strapped to your ruck - for reasons I dare not envision. I'm retiring to my lair to plot my next move.

[Wise Old Owl]

don't listen people, it's the yeungling talking


Come on Inquiring minds want to know what would you do if...
What would a gal do if she saw a nipple rings and the prince albert with duct tape & bear bells?:eek: I wonder?:D


Hmmm.... Human Chemistry - pheromones & jewels

[vonfrick]

Come on Inquiring minds want to know what would you do if...
What would a gal do if she saw a nipple rings and the prince albert with duct tape & bear bells?:eek: I wonder?:D


Hmmm.... Human Chemistry - pheromones & jewels

is there a grossed-out smiley?

[doggiebag]

Come on Inquiring minds want to know what would you do if...
What would a gal do if she saw a nipple rings and the prince albert with duct tape & bear bells?:eek: I wonder?:D


Hmmm.... Human Chemistry - pheromones & jewels


is there a grossed-out smiley?
I've got a typical "hawk enthusiast" picture which the aforementioned (WOO) I believe associates with ... - this is how they start their days. A rather bizzare group.

http://www.ppp.org/prod/prods/00-03-eden/animals/ostrich-wide.jpg

[vonfrick]

good one

[Wise Old Owl]

is there a grossed-out smiley?


Yes there is - At first I could not figure out where you got the Yungling stuff and that was my only post I thought, in the Piercing thread in the Humor section that is going out of control at the moment... So I had to guess thats where you read it. I was grossed out too... Ugh!


DoggieBag - where do you get these pictures... The Victoria Secret Runway?

[vonfrick]

Yes there is - At first I could not figure out where you got the Yungling stuff and that was my only post I thought, in the Piercing thread in the Humor section that is going out of control at the moment... So I had to guess thats where you read it. I was grossed out too... Ugh!

grew up in valley forge, went straight from baby formula to yeungling

hi neighbor!

[Wise Old Owl]

grew up in valley forge, went straight from baby formula to yeungling

hi neighbor!

Ohh YES a babe thats into Yeungling and is close enough to visit! Maybee she has a nice rack of antlers!:rolleyes: I hope she likes Meese!
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/brother_bear.jpg

Ok that was in poor taste... Glad you are here - come on find some more pictures of canned moose. Jennifer I need your help!

[vonfrick]

meese, moose, mooses et al. do not exist.

see above.

[doggiebag]

I always thought the mythical moose rut in the fall. It would have just been more poignant to hope for a trophy rack.

[vonfrick]

http://politicalpartypoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bullwinkle.jpg

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/fun56.jpg






Deny the Moose Believers! Feel the Power!



Shocking isn't it! Cults in the Basement of Michigan!

[sheepdog]

http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/MU48156.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:popUp('/image_viewer.aspx?item=MU48156'))
This is what happens when you lose the lottery in Maine. They make you dress up and give a weekend to fleecing the tourists. Also most high school students have to give 80 hours of MS (Moose service), to graduate from high school...Sad... so sad...
There's no such thing as moose.

[sheepdog]

http://i16.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/7c/79/f9dd_2.JPG (http://cgi.ebay.com/UNIVERSAL-BORIS-AND-NATASHA-ANIMATION-SERICEL_W0QQitemZ190207474402QQihZ009QQcategoryZ15 33QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotoh osting)

Natasha "If people no longer believe in moose we lose our jobs!!"
Boris "I will get sheepdog, doggiebag, and vonfrick with my pistol."

Seek a safe house my friends the Man is getting scared, and violent.

[doggiebag]

http://www.thechestnut.com/puddle/mr-hooter.jpg

I'm sure the Man has the list of dissidents targeted for psyops. But we're ready.

[warraghiyagey]

is there a grossed-out smiley?
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick006.gif

or

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick007.gif

or

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick015.gif

or

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick017.gif

[sheepdog]

http://boldts.net/photos/MooseShark.jpeg

DATELINE TORONTO
Toronto anounced today that a moose shark has been spotted in local waters. Tourist have been flocking in to try to catch a glimps of the elusive creature. The mayor of Toronto says the shark moose is just a natural part of evolution and is probably due to gobal warming.

[woodsy]

Supersize me!

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/m/moosemacs.jpg
And now for the rest of the story! (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mcmoose.asp)

[warraghiyagey]

And now for the rest of the story! (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mcmoose.asp)
Thanks Paul 'Woodsy' Harvey.
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/bike2.gif

[woodsy]

Thanks Paul 'Woodsy' Harvey.
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/bike2.gif
Of all people, I knew you, Warraghiyagey, would pick up on that:rolleyes:
See your back in the smileys:D

[warraghiyagey]

See your back in the smileys:D
Thank you.
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/char030.gif

[envirodiver]

OK, I've been lurking this thread for awhile now and just have to jump in here. Yes, children there are moosey meese. You can't deny the existence of meese.

How do I know you ask? Because the illustrious poet Mason Williams wrote the following poem about them:

Them Moose Goosers

By: Mason Williams

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin' them moose.

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose
In they hiney.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin' through the woods,
Pokin' them snoozy moose
In they goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
It'll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!

Now I ask you, why would he write a poem about something that doesn't exist?

[sheepdog]

Now I ask you, why would he write a poem about something that doesn't exist?
The Perfect Woman


It's how she makes me smile
with as little as being there
It's in the way she touches me
That let's me know she cares

Her eyes are so beautiful
Her complexion just the same
The thought of being with her
makes me whisper out her name

As I hear myself say it
I get a shiver down my spine
I love this perfect woman
I just wish that she were mine

I love everything about her
So much that I can't say
It's everything about her
that makes me think of her each day

There's not enough great words
To describe how she makes me feel
So I write her this here poem
So she knows my love is real

Beats me..But this guy did too>:D:D

[envirodiver]

I no longer have a basis for my belief.:-?

[doggiebag]

OK, I've been lurking this thread for awhile now and just have to jump in here. Yes, children there are moosey meese. You can't deny the existence of meese.

How do I know you ask? Because the illustrious poet Mason Williams wrote the following poem about them:

Them Moose Goosers

By: Mason Williams

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin' them moose....

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose
In they hiney ....


Now I ask you, why would he write a poem about something that doesn't exist?

Anyone who invariably get's their jollies in goosing "Moose" probably chokes their chicken!

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/uploaded_images/choke-the-chicken-doll.jpg

Think of the kittens!

3614

[woodsy]

Yes, Moose can be trained if you get em young.
true story (http://www.mainememory.net/bin/Detail?ln=9595)

[sheepdog]

http://www.mainememory.net/media/images/450/75/9595.JPG (http://www.mainememory.net/bin/Detail?ln=9595&supst=enlarge)

You're killing me woodsy.... I suppose they run in the Iditarod race and the musher carries a gun in case a dog runs into the middle of his team and starts a fight.

[doggiebag]

The Perfect Woman


It's how she makes me smile
with as little as being there
It's in the way she touches me
That let's me know she cares

Her eyes are so beautiful
Her complexion just the same
The thought of being with her
makes me whisper out her name

As I hear myself say it
I get a shiver down my spine
I love this perfect woman
I just wish that she were mine

I love everything about her
So much that I can't say
It's everything about her
that makes me think of her each day

There's not enough great words
To describe how she makes me feel
So I write her this here poem
So she knows my love is real

Beats me..But this guy did too>:D:D

After an uncontrollable set of dry heaves ... thanks for reminding me to have my septic tank pumped.

[woodsy]

http://www.boundarywatersblog.com/media/1/20070227-moosegood.jpg

[warraghiyagey]

http://www.boundarywatersblog.com/media/1/20070227-moosegood.jpg









Strong like bull - smart like tractor.

[sheepdog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg/250px-MisterMoose.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MisterMoose.jpg)

An attempt at moose indoctrination from the early 60's. If the kids didn't profess to believe in moose he would drop ping pong balls on them. Mr green jeans always creeped me out:(

[doggiebag]

Congratulations Sheepdog - you have single handedly become the premier authority on Moose Mythology. Case in point - if you enter the keyword Moose Myth (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=moose+myth) on Google.com - your thread comes up first as the primary source of information for all inquiring minds. :D

[sheepdog]

Congratulations Sheepdog - you have single handedly become the premier authority on Moose Mythology. Case in point - if you enter the keyword Moose Myth (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=moose+myth) on Google.com - your thread comes up first as the primary source of information for all inquiring minds. :D

WhoooHoooo:banana:banana:banana

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg/180px-Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg)

I also got this picture from some of my operatives. The guy on the right...Thats right its woodsy..your busted!!!

[warraghiyagey]

WhoooHoooo:banana:banana:banana

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg/180px-Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg)

I also got this picture from some of my operatives. The guy on the right...Thats right its woodsy..your busted!!!

Nah, Woodsy looks more like this - http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/aussie.gif



http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/wootrock.gif

I mean,

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/hiding.gif

I'd also like to thank Woodsy for reminding me where the smilies link is.:D

[sheepdog]

This story was told at the last moose annonomous meeting.

You see, these three hunters fly to Alaska and charter a float plane to fly back to this lake they visited last year. They land on the lake and the pilot taxis up to the point and lets the men out. They unload their gear and the pilot announces that he'll be back in three days.
Three days later, the pilot lands on the lake and taxis up to the point. The men load the gear and then strap a moose onto the pontoons.
The pilot then says, "That's It. Let's go."
One of the men says,
"What do you mean that's it. We have two more moose to load."
The men and the pilot then get into a long discussion about the carrying capacity of the plane, the temperature and the lift of the air, the length of the lake, the weight of the men and the gear and the moose.(kind of like the WB but without computers :D)
Finally, one of the men says, "Look. Last year we took off from this same lake with the same kind of aircraft, the same wind and weather conditions, the same three men, the same gear and three moose."
And a bit later in the argument, he adds: "The only difference between this year and last year is the Pilot!"
They continue to argue and finally persuade the pilot to do it. So they load the other two moose on the aircraft and strap them down on the plane.
They then taxi to the far end of the lake and turn the plane around. The pilot shuts it off and the men get out and drag it back into the weeds. They then get back into the plane and grab hold of the trees and branches. The pilot restarts the plane and revs it all the way up. At top speed, he shouts, "Let go." The plane begins to go faster and faster across the lake.
Finally, the plane takes off.

But the pontoons hit the top of the branches. The plane goes end over end.... The men go flying. The gear goes flying....The moose go flying....
After a few moments, one of the men comes to.
He looks around and yells, "Bill!"
After a moment , he hears, "Joe!"
"Bill -- where are we?"

"Joe ..... Looks like about fifty feet farther than last year!"

Moral; Your moose baggage will bring you down. But if you keep on trying, you will get a little farther each time. There is a recovery, just keep on trying.
There is no such thing as moose.

[woodsy]

http://www.boundarywatersblog.com/media/1/20070227-moosegood.jpg







Just so you know http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing014.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif The story (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/workmoose.asp) behind the picture in case you were wondering. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

[vonfrick]

"hi, my name is vonfrick and i'm a moosaholic. it's been 9 months since i last thought i saw a moose."

"HI VONFRICK!!"

[warraghiyagey]

"hi, my name is vonfrick and i'm a moosaholic. it's been 9 months since i last thought i saw a moose."

"HI VONFRICK!!"
So sad. So young.:(:(

[The Weasel]

"Joe ..... Looks like about fifty feet farther than last year!"

Moral; Your moose baggage will bring you down. But if you keep on trying, you will get a little farther each time. There is a recovery, just keep on trying.
There is no such thing as moose.


LIAR. This story proves that there are moose. THERE ARE MOOSE, DO YOU HEAR ME???????????

tw

[sheepdog]

LIAR. This story proves that there are moose. THERE ARE MOOSE, DO YOU HEAR ME???????????

tw

http://www.torontowalksbikes.com/sidebar/A-DSC_1532.jpg

Now that the moose maffia feels that they have Maine firmly in hand, they have come out with their "Left Coast" version of the fake moose for California. This fake moose is starting to be known as the malibu moose. The Moose Maffia is believed to be in cahoots with a slick shady charachter known only as "The Weasel". The Weasel has just returned from yoga camp where he met with the Moose Maffia. Details are still sketchy at this time.

One Californian who saw the first moose had this to say:
"Dude......It was like.......wooooee......"

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/bullwinkle-1.jpg

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/moosevote.jpg

[vonfrick]

http://www.mooseworld.com/mooseopia1.htm

i think we need to carry out an intervention, these people need help. :)

[sheepdog]

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/allwall/annette.jpg
And now its time to say goodbye, to all our companyyyyyy
M I C....see you real soon
K E Y...why because we love you
MOOSEeeeeeee

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K0DCKQ4FL._AA240_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00005N836/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=5174&s=music)

[BlackCloud]

I actually saw a female version of the beast last week at over 10,500' in the CO Rockies.

Fairly surprising given the amount of snow still on the ground.

[vonfrick]

I actually saw a female version of the beast last week at over 10,500' in the CO Rockies.

Fairly surprising given the amount of snow still on the ground.

funny what that thin air can do to our judgement, hmm?

[Mzee]

If meeses er moosez er ... whatever didn't exist, then where do they get the stuff for this here stuff?

//www.bigskybrew.com/process/moosedrool.html (http://www.bigskybrew.com/process/moosedrool.html)

Seems you can't have one without t'other...

Mind you now, I ain't advertising or nuttin' cause I don't partake of this stuff ever since that incident with Bearwhiz Beer (It's in the water) back in the 70's.

[warraghiyagey]

I went to where they make Woodchuck Cider. It was pretty gross and sad to watch those little critters going through the giant squishing machine.
I still like to drink it though from time to time.

[envirodiver]

So Say this real fast:

How much cider would a woodchuck make
if a woodchuck would make cider?

[warraghiyagey]

OK I'll give it a try.
How much cider wood a chuckwood make if a cider wood chucked it's cider.

Sh it!!!:mad:

[envirodiver]

I have a story of mooses that I saw in Yellowstone. One is a real good one about a moose that came through our camp late at night and scared me real bad.

But, I'm not going to tell the stories because it makes me really sad when people make fun of me and tell me that things that I see aren't real.

[Jaybird62]

So Say this real fast:

How much cider would a woodchuck make
if a woodchuck would make cider?
I aint gonna fall for that one again......something about soap dont taste too good......

[warraghiyagey]

Lie!!!!!!

[sheepdog]

I don't know about wood chucks but if they make it out of ground hogs ...squish the lieing little rats!!!! Spring Ha.........

[Wise Old Owl]

Wood Chuck Cider,,, Hmm I hope they are using Evian Spring Water for clarity!

[The Weasel]

If meeses er moosez er ... whatever didn't exist, then where do they get the stuff for this here stuff?

//www.bigskybrew.com/process/moosedrool.html (http://www.bigskybrew.com/process/moosedrool.html)

Seems you can't have one without t'other...

Mind you now, I ain't advertising or nuttin' cause I don't partake of this stuff ever since that incident with Bearwhiz Beer (It's in the water) back in the 70's.

Meeses are real. They have to be. Rocky is real. So is his friend. Honest. Everyone knows this, even little kids. Don't destroy the hope. Meeses is real. Believe.

TW

[sheepdog]

Meeses are real. They have to be. Rocky is real. So is his friend. Honest. Everyone knows this, even little kids. Don't destroy the hope. Meeses is real. Believe.

TW

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21272V2A4CL._AA115_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/Rocky-V-Sylvester-Stallone/dp/B0006GAOGS/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1206551373&sr=1-10)
YO Rocky here.....There ain't nothin but bull in the bullwinkle story.
Ain't no such thing as moose.
Sorry you had to hear it from me.....
Hey Weasel, Micky says you're a bum...Ya bum.

[sheepdog]

I have to warn you, this is disturbing. The false moose proponets have gone a step further. They are advocation open moose worship.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Ds4yN1E-A&feature=related

Its time for this to stop.
There is no such thing as moose.. and certainly no moose god.

[envirodiver]

OH MY MOOSE!!!!

Say it ain't so.

[sheepdog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Barney-Fife.jpg/180px-Barney-Fife.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Barney-Fife.jpg)

Time to nip it....nip it in the bud.
There is no such thing as moose

[sheepdog]

http://www.chucknorris.com/images/flagman.jpg
Hi I'm Chuck Norris official spokesman for the moose buster league. There's no such thing as moose.
Don't make me come down there.

[doggiebag]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/16/Chuck_norris_toilet_paper.png

Have we experienced thread drift?

[sheepdog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Jesse_Jackson%2C_half-length_portrait_of_Jackson_seated_at_a_table%2C_Ju ly_1%2C_1983.jpg/160px-Jesse_Jackson%2C_half-length_portrait_of_Jackson_seated_at_a_table%2C_Ju ly_1%2C_1983.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jesse_Jackson%2C_half-length_portrait_of_Jackson_seated_at_a_table%2C_Ju ly_1%2C_1983.jpg)

Until we eliminate the Moose Myth there will never be true equality..

[sheepdog]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI5NTYwNjE2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzUwNjAwMQ@@._ V1._CR0,0,333,333_SS100_.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2339020544/tt0066999)

Do you believe in Moose?
Do Ya....Punk?

[sheepdog]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:HKtD-r3I_MIJ:www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/22/bea_blog_1230x313.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/22/bea_blog_1230x313.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail%3Fblogid%3D29%26entry_id%3D8131&h=117&w=86&sz=16&tbnid=HKtD-r3I_MIJ:&tbnh=117&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Daunt%2Bbea&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=3)

Really Andy, there is no such thing as moose.
Now how about a nice piece of huckleberry pie?

[woodsy]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:HKtD-r3I_MIJ:www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/22/bea_blog_1230x313.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/22/bea_blog_1230x313.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail%3Fblogid%3D29%26entry_id%3D8131&h=117&w=86&sz=16&tbnid=HKtD-r3I_MIJ:&tbnh=117&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Daunt%2Bbea&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=3)

Really Andy, there is no such thing as moose.
How would she know, she's never been out of Mayberry!

[doggiebag]

Yetis, hippies and guys that squeal like a pig?
3661

[sheepdog]

http://www.tvdance.com/peewee/3a.gif
I believe in moose. HA HA
You wanna be, like pee wee?

[warraghiyagey]

Yetis, hippies and guys that squeal like a pig?
3661

HEY!!!!!
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[Wise Old Owl]

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Quality & Tradition, fine ingredients - premium canadian water & hops. Only the finest frozen Mooseheads hand picked from the canadian rockies along the Canadian National Railroad. The magic of Canada in a bottle! Moosehead!

[Jaybird62]

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[peanuts]

thanks for the laugh jaybird

[Jaybird62]

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[GGS2]

Quality & Tradition, fine ingredients - premium canadian water & hops. Only the finest frozen Mooseheads hand picked from the canadian rockies along the Canadian National Railroad. The magic of Canada in a bottle! Moosehead!

Cute, but the Olands Brewery is in Nova Scotia, now a part of Labatts, and Moosehead is in St. John, New Brunswick. The Oland family are the brewers of the Maritimes, and Moosehead just doesn't taste the same anywhere else.

PS: There are Moose in NB. If you guys need some proof, just ask someone from there and they'll be happy to sell you some, on the hoof or in a glass.

[envirodiver]

Cute, but the Olands Brewery is in Nova Scotia, now a part of Labatts, and Moosehead is in St. John, New Brunswick. The Oland family are the brewers of the Maritimes, and Moosehead just doesn't taste the same anywhere else.

PS: There are Moose in NB. If you guys need some proof, just ask someone from there and they'll be happy to sell you some, on the hoof or in a glass.

Does it taste like chicken?

[GGS2]

Does it taste like chicken?

Only the kind they export. Got to go up here (actually there) to get the real stuff.

[Mzee]

I tink I just saw a mooswa. I did see a mooswa!

See der, it left it's tracks ... er ... track.

Must be a 1 legged mooswa.

Waddya call a cow with 3 legs? Tri-tip.
Waddya call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef.
Waddya call a cow with 1 leg? Steak.

[Mzee]

Waddya call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

[Wise Old Owl]

Cute, but the Olands Brewery is in Nova Scotia, now a part of Labatts, and Moosehead is in St. John, New Brunswick. The Oland family are the brewers of the Maritimes, and Moosehead just doesn't taste the same anywhere else.

PS: There are Moose in NB. If you guys need some proof, just ask someone from there and they'll be happy to sell you some, on the hoof or in a glass.

Sorry -I guess I messed up in the details, next you will be telling me that the premium flavor of Moosehead is different up there because there is a little Moose Wang in the water!!!!! Oh No!:eek:


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[sheepdog]

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The true path to enlightenment can only come when one clears his mind of the moose.

[Wise Old Owl]

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The true path to enlightenment can only come when one clears his mind of the moose.
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just after the snake, tiger, mantis, monkey, panther, weasle,

[GGS2]

Sorry -I guess I messed up in the details, next you will be telling me that the premium flavor of Moosehead is different up there because there is a little Moose Wang in the water!!!!! Oh No!:eek:

Oh, now you're just talking foolishness.

[Wise Old Owl]

Oh, now you're just talking foolishness.

Crickey - Busted.

[Wise Old Owl]

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[sheepdog]

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You would have to be a real meat head to believe in moose..
Hey Edith get me a beer huh???

[Wise Old Owl]

Are we having fun yet ?- Please notify the Admin!!!

[sheepdog]

Are we having fun yet ?- Please notify the Admin!!!

fun fun fun.....

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So ya believe in moose eh...
Well someone should hit you in the mouth,
but I won't,
I won't
the hell I won't

[Jaybird62]

fun fun fun.....

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So ya believe in moose eh...
Well someone should hit you in the mouth,
but I won't,
I won't
the hell I won't

I can't understand the humor in it at all---lies,lies,lies......

[Wise Old Owl]

Honest
Don't take this personally - I was saving this for a real Jackass.. I knew you would find it quotable funny.. Save it for a rainy day for next time,, this message board can be a little like poker, you don't want to show all your cards - this was one card I really was saving up my sleave for some one else.... Please - this is given to you as a joke.

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[sheepdog]

I can't understand the humor in it at all---lies,lies,lies......
http://www.adrianspeyer.com/geopose.gif
It's not a lie....If you think it's the truth.
Are you still the master of your domain?

[sheepdog]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/message-board-comedy-insulting-emai.jpg
Looks like a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world. Who could get mad about something like that?

[sheepdog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Cheers_cliff.jpg/200px-Cheers_cliff.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cheers_cliff.jpg)

It has long been known by most scholars that the moose is a mythical creature used to fleece tourist. Nostradamus did a very acurate prediction about it back in 1523.

[warraghiyagey]

This thread sucks Moose

[Wise Old Owl]

too funny - I have no reply

[warraghiyagey]

too funny - I have no reply

I can think of at least one thing wrong with this statement.


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[Wise Old Owl]

No kidding!

[warraghiyagey]

No kidding!


Senior citizen sized font aside, does this constitute a reply???

[Wise Old Owl]

Senior citizen sized font aside, does this constitute a reply???


Put your reading glasses on my freind ... The one with the seamless BIFOCAL Crap! Cus Cusin I am not there YET. No you didn't hit a nerve But it was Funny!


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[warraghiyagey]

Put your reading glasses on my freind ... The one with the seamless BIFOCAL Crap! Cus Cusin I am not there YET. No you didn't hit a nerve But it was Funny!


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[sheepdog]

This thread sucks Moose

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Does it really???
Perhaps it is striking a little to close to home.
Does it strike close....moose believer??
There's no such thing as a wargy either.