Lone Wolf for Mayor of Damascus

[Desert Lobster]

Could he win?

[Kerosene]

Would he accept the challenge if he was nominated?

[A-Train]

Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex :) :)

[Lone Wolf]

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:

[smokymtnsteve]

Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex :) :)


you mean WINGFOOT is going to be mayor and LONE WOLF vice-mayor....
what a combination..I don't think this is goona work. :-?

[Kozmic Zian]

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:

What a lovely guy.................................Oh, 'scuse me...Humorrrrr....?

[Lone Wolf]

Going thru life with no sense of humor must suck. :p Have a nice day and drive safely.

[gungho]

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:
So, How did the campaign go:D

[Smile]

I need an absentee ballot :)

[bfitz]

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:You'll get along with the sherriff :eek:

[CaseyB]

Watcjout, mayor, we got us'ns another thread digger.:D

(according to local rumor there are 8-9 people running for 5 council seats this year so it should be indeed interesting.):rolleyes:

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I'm proposing that Damascus be renamed Billville (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07BillvilleLandfill.JPG) and that the Mayor (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07JesteratBillville.JPG), city council (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/8/picture_021-med.jpg) , etc. of Billville replace all currently elected officials. The first order of business will of course be installing adequate refrigeration (http://princessleia.com/images/journalpics/vidalia_beer_cooler_sm.jpg) in the town campground and all lunch ladies in town will be replaced (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/2/8/9/1/billville_women.jpg). The new sheriff (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/5/sherffjack-med.jpg) will outlaw any use of deceased groundhogs or digging of holes under anyone's tent.

Sadly, Lone Wolf will not be the mayor, but will move out of town due to excessive chagrin and dismay. However, Trail (http://www.erskinepictures.com/albums/album01/beth_hippy_woodstock.sized.jpg) Days (http://moronland.net/media/pictures/Drunk01.jpg) will become an even bigger party (http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_woodstock_070809_ms.jpg).

[Doughnut]

Way too much time on your, Uhm dino hands, dino...

[bfitz]

I'm proposing that Damascus be renamed Billville (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07BillvilleLandfill.JPG) Pretty maids all in a row...

[bfitz]

Pretty maids all in a row...I was talking about the new lunch ladies....

[warraghiyagey]

Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex :) :)
OWWWWWwwwwfrickin-CHUH!!!
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[warraghiyagey]

I was talking about the new lunch ladies....
Do they have those little milk cartons??? I love those!
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[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

These statements
Pretty maids all in a row...
I was talking about the new lunch ladies....
With this pic:
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07BillvilleLandfill.JPG

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
I do believe Bfitz has called the Billville women trashy :D

[warraghiyagey]

I do believe Bfitz has called the Billville women trashy :D
SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

[bfitz]

SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!Well, to clarify, I can't say definitively that they're all trashy. ;)

[warraghiyagey]

Well, to clarify, I can't say definitively that they're all trashy. ;)
Oh.

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[bfitz]

Hey, doesn't this thread belong in the politics forum?

[gungho]

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:

So, is their a second term in your future:D

[warraghiyagey]

Figures. Wolf always causin trouble even when he didn't do it.

[Ron Haven]

I'm running for VICE President and Mayor of Dam ass cuss, in charge of gambling, prostitution,selling of slaves,adult video stores,strip joints and other common filth. :cool:This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

[warraghiyagey]

This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

Great idea. 'The Wizard of Oz' meets 'The Andy Griffith show' meets Damascus.

[gungho]

Now that's a town I would like to visit:-? But,never live:D

[Wonder]

That sounds about right....but I'm not down with the IRS......how's about you just book me as social director.




This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

[Jason of the Woods]

You got my vote but I'd have to move there and set up a homestead.:)

[Lone Wolf]

This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

and i nominate ron haven for spring water inspector. :)

[Ron Haven]

That sounds about right....these girls will down the IRS like everyone else......how's about you just book me as social service director for under sexed victims that are coming off the trail.Wonder how bout you shuttle these under sexed victims from the trail to see these girls that Wolf has lined up.We can furnish some clothes pins for their nose in case they stink from being on the trail.

In case these girls refuse we can show them a picture of my cousin David or my great aunt Lizzie the lice eat up for a choice.PS,they will take the hikers and the clothes pin ;) Wonder you will be great in this skeem.

[gungho]

Wonder how bout you shuttle these under sexed victims from the trail to see these girls that Wolf has lined up.We can furnish some clothes pins for their nose in case they stink from being on the trail.

In case these girls refuse we can show them a picture of my cousin David or my great aunt Lizzie the lice eat up for a choice.PS,they will take the hikers and the clothes pin ;) Wonder you will be great in this skeem.
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[Ron Haven]

and i nominate ron haven for spring water inspector. :)I want to bring some to wash off that winter salt build up on tires.

[Ron Haven]

you mean WINGFOOT is going to be involved With LONE WOLF the Mayor......
what a combination..I think this is goona work. :-?Wingfoot would want to put up some dum flag that would bleed the town dry of money with his slogan on it but everyone would vote him down.

He could be the head flagman for the foot traffic down by the bridge at the caboose and we could have wonder and the victims she picked up on the south side entrance of the A T to moon em as she is on her way into town with each load :eek:

All the parade passing could be hollering "ya for wingfoot, he would think he was town mascot. He would sign up for the job every year".:cool:

[Tennessee Viking]

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:
Heck LW, I would move from Johnson City to Damascus just for that.

So would thru-hikers and maintainers get 10% off of that action.

[Ron Haven]

SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!you know it has always been said" men like women just a little on the trashy side".:D

[Wonder]

Wonder how bout you shuttle these under sexed victims from the trail to see these girls that Wolf has lined up.We can furnish some clothes pins for their nose in case they stink from being on the trail.

In case these girls refuse we can show them a picture of my cousin David or my great aunt Lizzie the lice eat up for a choice.PS,they will take the hikers and the clothes pin ;) Wonder you will be great in this skeem.

I'm game.....but I'm using your van:D

[Ron Haven]

I'm game.....but I'm using your van:DYou could use either one of them you want.By the way if I was in Damascus I would help find you a sip of shine for your birthday;)hope you have a great Birthday.Ron & Family

[Lone Wolf]

You could use either one of them you want.By the way if I was in Damascus I would help find you a sip of shine for your birthday;)hope you have a great Birthday.Ron & Family

might be some in my freezer :cool:

[Almost There]

So here is the question who do we nominate as "Mama-San" of the brothel? Who takes care of the girls?:D

[Ron Haven]

might be some in my freezer :cool:I would call on you first.:D

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

So here is the question who do we nominate as "Mama-San" of the brothel? Who takes care of the girls?:DDino, how dare you call me that :eek:
It's Madam Dino to you, sucka' :D

[Almost There]

Dino, how dare you call me that :eek:
It's Madam Dino to you, sucka' :D

Or is it....Mistress Dino:eek:! (Sound of whip cracking in background!:D)

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Or is it....Mistress Dino:eek:! (Sound of whip cracking in background!:D)::: Dino seen mopping soda off monitor and keyboard :::
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[Sly]

LW is already the Mayor of Whiteblaze. Ask anyone on Trail Forums.

[Lone Wolf]

LW is already the Mayor of Whiteblaze. Ask anyone on Trail Forums.

really? that site is lame. no posts. and the ones there are trash.

[BlackCloud]

If an ombudsman from a fly-over state with zero federal experience can have a shot at the Presidency, why can't our man L/W win a crappy little down home election????

[refreeman]

Now that is FUNNY!
The town bum as Mayor! LOL

[Lone Wolf]

Now that is FUNNY!
The town bum as Mayor! LOL

bless your heart, sweetie

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

bless your heart, sweetieProof positive that LW has become a full-fledged member of Dixie :D Forget mayor of Damascus - let's got for POTUS!

Wonder if you can play 'Hail to the Chief' with a fiddle and a banjo?

[Jaybird]

Could he win?


i thought LONE WOLF was ALREADY the MAYOR of Damascus!:D

[refreeman]

Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly. :)

[Heater]

Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly. :)

The Bro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqsRB9kEYEU&feature=related)

[Lone Wolf]

Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly. :)...........