Two Beers has lost cell phone. If found, please take to Damascus Town Hall and receive reward of $50.00 offered by Matthewski.
Thank You

Suggestion from someone who has lost his before ...borrow a phone and keep calling your number.

'Slogger

How many beers?

I found it in my sleeping bag. I wish I had known about this $50 reward and I could have recieved it! Anyway, I am going to take this opportunity to be an attention whore and let everyone know it's my birthday. throw me as many parties, get me as many gifts and sing to me as many times as you want. I already got one "cake" from Dude, Johnny Thunder and Matthewski. I doubt anything else will compare, but you can try. You probably should try.

My experience is that a cell phone will stay lost till you buy a new one. Buy a new phone and the old one turns up the next day.

Somebody ask 2Beers why she is trying to get rid of the cell phone.

That's the second time she's left it somewhere in a week.

Steve