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Bulldawg
07-20-2008, 11:14
I hope no one is offended by this. After all, this is the "humor" section.

See attachment if you wish to have a good laugh.

Kerosene
07-20-2008, 11:50
To save everyone from having to open a Word document, here is the text (as written...sic) from the image posted by Bulldawg:


WARNING: Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters fisherman and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outsoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him in case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the different between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fir. Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

--Fort Steele Campground

Bulldawg
07-20-2008, 12:14
To save everyone from having to open a Word document, here is the text (as written...sic) from the image posted by Bulldawg:

WARNING: Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters fisherman and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outsoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him in case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the different between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fir. Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

--Fort Steele Campground



I wanted to convert the picture into a .jpeg, but couldn't figure out how. Thanks!

Bulldawg
07-20-2008, 12:16
OK, I figured it out.

Doughnut
07-20-2008, 16:18
too Funny! Thanks

DoughNut

Jason of the Woods
07-20-2008, 16:39
Funny but what does mit have to do with the AT? It's in BC a long way from the AT.

ed bell
07-20-2008, 16:42
Hiking Humor need not be AT specific, just hiking, camping, backpacking, etc. specific.

Jason of the Woods
07-20-2008, 16:52
OK, I got in trouble yesterday for talking about things not related to the AT even though I followed the discussion so I am a little confused. I'm trying to figure out what I can and can't say on here, that's all.;)

Cosmo Rules
07-20-2008, 23:26
The sign read "****", not ****.

Wise Old Owl
07-20-2008, 23:28
Ok lets move on... We have all seen this before.

Panzer1
07-21-2008, 00:04
Very funny.

Panzer

Skidsteer
07-31-2008, 22:56
A short slide show of the recent world record grizzly taken in Alaska(Best watched in full screen mode. Just click the screen to advance the slide):

http://www.slideboom.com/presentations/14424/Alaska-Bear-Hunt

:)

Grandma
07-31-2008, 23:07
A short slide show of the recent world record grizzly taken in Alaska(Best watched in full screen mode. Just click the screen to advance the slide):

http://www.slideboom.com/presentations/14424/Alaska-Bear-Hunt

:)

Now that is worth seeing! Turn the sound up as well.

TOW
08-01-2008, 05:48
A short slide show of the recent world record grizzly taken in Alaska(Best watched in full screen mode. Just click the screen to advance the slide):

http://www.slideboom.com/presentations/14424/Alaska-Bear-Hunt

:)
did not work for me, the whole thing was an advertisement about slideshows.......