Hiking Odes

[ATX-Hiker]

Here I sit in fumes and vapor waiting on some toilet paper,
how much longer must I linger before I'm forced to use my finger?


Here I sit in awe and wonder, did I fart or was that thunder?

[snowhoe]

Just use your sock. The way I look at it I can go poop twice before it gets real bad.

[Homer&Marje]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky thumb?

One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
with a knife and sword they shot each other
the deaf man came cause he heard the noise
and went and shot those two dead boys
if you dont believe the story is true
ask the blind man he saw it too.

[WILLIAM HAYES]

when I was young and had no sense
I took a piss on an electric fence
well it fried my weenie scorched my balls
and made me crap in my overalls

[snowhoe]

Hey sorry didnt know what a "odes" was.

[ATX-Hiker]

Hey sorry didnt know what a "odes" was.

Me either. Sounded good though.

[RadioFreq]

Here I sit broken-hearted.
Came to crap, but only farted.