View Full Version : Who's the Biggest, Baddest, Whitblazinest Hiker out there!!!. I AM!
Homer&Marje
02-11-2009, 08:39
This is strictly a popularity contest folks. So lets see how the poll goes. I'll leave myself off the voting list considering the extreme lack of popularity except for the random visit to my picture gallery. Although the most viewed is a picture of me being injured.
Your some sick people.:D
:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana WHO IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
warraghiyagey
02-11-2009, 08:42
I vote for Snowhoe
Homer&Marje
02-11-2009, 08:46
Not on the poll. But I like the option of posting other random votes.:-?
my choice is not there. i'm not voting.
Rockhound
02-11-2009, 08:55
I'm sure we will never be best buddies but my write in answer is going to be TREK. He's thru-hiked the AT every year since 2003. I don't think any of the choices we were given could say that.
Homer&Marje
02-11-2009, 08:58
my choice is not there. i'm not voting.
Sorry you feel left out. Work it out with a therapist:D
Gray Blazer
02-11-2009, 09:02
Nice to see my name included with the WB celebrities. I am more poopular than popular.
Any publicity is good publicity I guess.
Hoping to get to the Hiker's Fool Bash in Franklin. See you there.
Homer&Marje
02-11-2009, 09:06
Blazer, I am glad your proud of yourself. You should be, I randomly thought of your name off the top of my head. That's an accomplishment.
Mock society, it always will mock back.
YoungMoose
02-11-2009, 09:07
i dont know half theses people but i voted for lone wolf becuase i see alot of his posts.
dixicritter
02-11-2009, 09:19
Me of course...
What??? This is in hiking humor right? :sun
camojack
02-11-2009, 09:37
Heh. I'm not sure how I got on the list, since I don't post on very many threads...but of course I had to vote for myself. :D
Well, it can't be Lone Wolf. He's obviously the blue blazinest hiker out there.
vonfrick
02-11-2009, 11:28
hooch wasn't on the list!?! he is THE MAN!!
how did my name get on there anyway? this is ridiculous.
Gray Blazer
02-11-2009, 11:38
Whoever voted for me , thankyou. I had to vote for Tin Man so he wouldn't feel left out.
wow you say,biggest,baddest..HIKER..but you leave so many great ones out and put in some I have never heard of doing LOTS of hiking
what about
TREK
JACK TARLIN
STUMPKNOCKER
JOJO SMILEY
NIMBLEWILL NOMAD
SQUEEKY
ROCK
WARREN DOYLE
LION KING
MAGS
YOGI
BILLY GOAT
?????????
make a more accurate list
forgot a couple more
SCOTT WILLIAMSON
ANDREW SKURKA
BRIAN THOMPSON
MAINEIAK
THEIR ARE QUITE A FEW DESERVING OF THIS LIST
Rockhound
02-11-2009, 11:57
I need some clarification. Are we talking about WB the internet site or does the WB refer to the actual trail?
Well, it can't be Lone Wolf. He's obviously the blue blazinest hiker out there.
Nah! He's a "Black blazer". He rides a Harley.;)
Nearly Normal
02-11-2009, 12:32
The Stonewall Brigade.
Biggest baddest bunch that ever hiked the mountains.:rolleyes:
Gray Blazer
02-11-2009, 12:46
The Stonewall Brigade.
Biggest baddest bunch that ever hiked the mountains.:rolleyes:
Hats off, please, for Stonewall Jackson.
bigmac_in
02-11-2009, 13:58
Most of that list is just hiker trash.
ChinMusic
02-11-2009, 14:15
For pure experience I gotta go with fiddlehead. Unless "bad" means "bad***" then I gotta go with Lone Wolf.
Who is the best what? I vote for myself. My post are all based on actual experience on the AT. I stay on the topic of the tread. And have walked by every white blaze on the trail, not including some of the new sections that were put in after 2007.
I think this guy is a pretty cool hiker...."best on whiteblaze" is another question!
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=17776&catid=member&imageuser=6309
I decided to vote for Peanut. M&M and I met her last year on the trail last year, gave her a ride to Traildays. She completed her thru hike. Great person.
boarstone
02-11-2009, 14:45
Define best...
Lone Wolf
02-11-2009, 14:45
I think this guy is a pretty cool hiker....
yeah, he ain't filterin' :)
Jack Tarlin
02-11-2009, 15:53
Where's Minnesota Smith?
After him, they broke the mold.
(And for this gift, Father, we humbly thank you!) :D
What about Baltimore Jack? Can't believe he's not there!
Homer&Marje
02-11-2009, 16:09
This is strictly a popularity contest folks. So lets see how the poll goes. I'll leave myself off the voting list considering the extreme lack of popularity except for the random visit to my picture gallery. Although the most viewed is a picture of me being injured.
Your some sick people.:D
:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana:banana WHO IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiking Humor. Read the first post everyone before coming in with a reply
I need some clarification. Are we talking about WB the internet site or does the WB refer to the actual trail?
I'm talking strictly popularity. That could be considered popular to yourself. I don't care. I'm laughing at some of the clever responses and noting some of the others that are mentioned
Most of that list is just hiker trash.
Quite right. Just like me. I picked on the list people that I have had dialogue with. Good, bad, useful or non.
:::Those not depicted as being popular is strictly by coincidence and the names picked may or may not be posted as popular. Tin Man. :). Therefore the original poster of this thread, me, claims no responsibility for one becoming popular, or unpopular as a result of the internet poll that has been bestowed to us mainly due to a boring morning and Massachusetts Proposition 2. Thank you voters of Massachusetts and for that matter here on WB. Enjoy. This is my disclaimer.:::
vonfrick
02-11-2009, 19:22
quoi le frick? where's all the chicks? just me and peanut? what the hell?
and by including me in this list of the "biggest" are you implying something about my size?
vonfrick
02-11-2009, 19:24
Quite right. Just like me. I picked on the list people that I have had dialogue with. Good, bad, useful or non.
in your dreams buddy
Everyone should remember that Hooch is "THE MAN"! :banana
sheepdog
02-11-2009, 19:38
Who is the best what? I vote for myself. My post are all based on actual experience on the AT. I stay on the topic of the tread. And have walked by every white blaze on the trail, not including some of the new sections that were put in after 2007.
A rule follower and a purist, not bloody likely :eek::D
Gray Blazer
02-11-2009, 20:28
quoi le frick? where's all the chicks? just me and peanut? what the hell?
and by including me in this list of the "biggest" are you implying something about my size?
You are the token chicks. The biggest baddest token chicks.
BTW, I concede.
yeah, he ain't filterin' :)
chuckle...I thought you'd like that!
taildragger
02-12-2009, 00:56
I farted
taildragger
02-12-2009, 00:58
Here's my vote
http://blog.cellfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/woodsy-hooters.jpg
Now, I know that we've discussed that its not real, but I'll vote for it anyways.
MMMmmmmm,,,,HOOTERS:eek::p:rolleyes::banana
I vote for those...I meen her also
Tennessee Viking
02-12-2009, 01:28
Me of course...
What??? This is in hiking humor right? :sunSomeone has to keep the Rock and the rest of us WBers in line.
But I guess the ultimate decision comes down to...who doesn't filter, who hates shelters, stays away from hostels, who stays away from crowds, who has the best one liners, and keeps the rest of us WhiteBlazers in line.
sloopjonboswell
02-12-2009, 01:37
yeah. you should take that up with chomp.
I got on the scale yesterday. So I might be the biggest. :eek: Baddest? I can be competitively naughty at times. ;)
camojack
02-12-2009, 06:58
Wow...it looks as though someone voted for me. Besides myself, that is... :eek:
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 07:12
Wow...it looks as though someone voted for me. Besides myself, that is... :eek:
You're ahead of me (even though I already conceded to Lone Wolf). I voted for Tin Man.
The pisser is that two imaginary hikers beat the pants off me.
Wow...it looks as though someone voted for me. Besides myself, that is... :eek:
Wasn't me. Sorry. ;) I voted for Weary. :sun
camojack
02-12-2009, 07:17
You're ahead of me (even though I already conceded to Lone Wolf). I voted for Tin Man.
The pisser is that two imaginary hikers beat the pants off me.
I'd vote for Lone Wolf for "Whiteblazingest" poster (child), but not hiker; he prides himself on being an "anti-purist", it seems to me.
Homer&Marje
02-12-2009, 07:28
Wow. This is a severely over analytical crowd.
I guess I should have said rootin' tootinest' for all you southern folks instead of biggest and baddest.
Again, people, VonFrick. Get off your high horse. Oh wait, no, it says clearly on the poll "Vanity is welcome"
Sorry if I picked your name off the top of my head.
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 08:05
I guess I should have said rootin' tootinest' for all you southern folks instead of biggest and baddest.
Oh no, you didn't. You brought Yosemite Sam into this mess.....fricken fracken spriken spraken micken macken..........
warraghiyagey
02-12-2009, 08:24
Again, people, VonFrick. Get off your high horse. Oh wait, no, it says clearly on the poll "Vanity is welcome"
.
Your funeral dude. . .:rolleyes:
Homer&Marje
02-12-2009, 08:38
My funeral? No I think not. Pardon me for responding to a comment about "wishing" I had had conversations with her. Actually you were not part of the "people I have had dialogue with group"
For that matter nor was peanut. Can you figure out what got you two slots in the pole?
Whoooooh. That was a Freudian Slip:D
I guess I should have said rootin' tootinest' for all you southern folks instead of biggest and baddest.
I'm pretty sure you'd get your tail kicked for saying "rootin' tootinest" in most parts of the South.
Homer&Marje
02-12-2009, 08:50
I'm pretty sure you'd get your tail kicked for saying "rootin' tootinest" in most parts of the South.
It was designed as an over exaggerated expression. Whats the emoticon for that?
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 09:02
Who is the best what? I vote for myself. My post are all based on actual experience on the AT. I stay on the topic of the tread. And have walked by every white blaze on the trail, not including some of the new sections that were put in after 2007.
At least all the pics in your gallery are of the AT.
Lone Wolf
02-12-2009, 09:06
I vote for myself. My post are all based on actual experience on the AT. And have walked by every white blaze on the trail
wow. i'm so impressed. do you have patches and a certificate?
Homer&Marje
02-12-2009, 09:08
At least all the pics in your gallery are of the AT.
are we only allowed to portray AT pictures in the gallery? I have so many good ones that arent the AT though.
Here's Mt Washington. Thats on the AT if you all don't know. The other is an 830' zipline right across the street at Bretton Woods. Not on the AT.
Both are good pictures though.
warraghiyagey
02-12-2009, 10:00
My funeral? No I think not. Pardon me for responding to a comment about "wishing" I had had conversations with her. Actually you were not part of the "people I have had dialogue with group"
For that matter nor was peanut. Can you figure out what got you two slots in the pole?
Whoooooh. That was a Freudian Slip:D
http://digabyte.com/avatars/SallyFieldOscar.jpg
warraghiyagey
02-12-2009, 10:03
Who is the best what? I vote for myself. My post are all based on actual experience on the AT. I stay on the topic of the tread. And have walked by every white blaze on the trail, not including some of the new sections that were put in after 2007.
Wow, Putz!!! You must be AWESOME!!!
sheepdog
02-12-2009, 10:09
Who is the best what? I vote for myself. My post are all based on actual experience on the AT. I stay on the topic of the tread. And have walked by every white blaze on the trail, not including some of the new sections that were put in after 2007.
A rule follower and a purist, not bloody likely :eek::D
wow. i'm so impressed. do you have patches and a certificate?
Wow, Putz!!! You must be AWESOME!!!
I'm sure he was just kidding but I think his campain just when Ka-Pootz...:D
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 10:51
are we only allowed to portray AT pictures in the gallery? I have so many good ones that arent the AT though.
Here's Mt Washington. Thats on the AT if you all don't know. The other is an 830' zipline right across the street at Bretton Woods. Not on the AT.
Both are good pictures though.
Great pics. Would that be Tuckerman Ravine? Have you ever been up Mt Willey? That's a blue blaze off the AT and a great day hike from Crawford Notch.
A lot of pics in some people's WB gallery are often not even trail-related. (I'm guilty.) There's no rule against it.
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 10:52
I'm sure he was just kidding but I think his campain just when Ka-Pootz...:D
Are you saying the wheels came off the Pootz Wagon?:D
saimyoji
02-12-2009, 11:17
I vote this thread get the award for lamest poll.
warraghiyagey
02-12-2009, 11:20
I vote this poll gets the award for lamest thread. . .
Wow. I guess you have to be part of the in crowd at WB to take part in humorous posts. Try to see the joke in my post it is there. Next time I am out hiking I will write on a shelter wall, smoke some pot, do a little blue blazing and then come back and make posts that are off topic. Maybe you will all think I am cool then. Oh and get your wallets out and donate some money to WB. We cant have this fun without people donating money.
warraghiyagey
02-12-2009, 11:30
Next time I am out hiking I will write on a shelter wall, smoke some pot, do a little blue blazing and then come back and make posts that are off topic. Maybe you will all think I am cool then. .
Three out of four of those are good ideas. . .:):):) (the last three)
Before someone responds, I would never even consider writing on a shelter wall.
http://digabyte.com/avatars/SallyFieldOscar.jpg
that's just awesome right there.
and y'all buttheads, lay off pootz. haha. sorry that's just funny to say. it makes me laugh. anyway, he's just joking. don't shoot the good guys.:banana
Before someone responds, I would never even consider writing on a shelter wall.
you can write on wargghy when he falls asleep. just sayin'.
I guess I should have said rootin' tootinest' for all you southern folks instead of biggest and baddest..
I'm pretty sure you'd get your tail kicked for saying "rootin' tootinest" in most parts of the South.
yeah, southerners do tend to get offended when you don't know the difference b/w texas and the south.
Again, people, VonFrick. Get off your high horse. Oh wait, no, it says clearly on the poll "Vanity is welcome"
Sorry if I picked your name off the top of my head.
Your funeral dude. . .:rolleyes:
My funeral? No I think not. Pardon me for responding to a comment about "wishing" I had had conversations with her. Actually you were not part of the "people I have had dialogue with group"
For that matter nor was peanut. Can you figure out what got you two slots in the pole?
Whoooooh. That was a Freudian Slip:D
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/maiabelladona/31-1.jpg well, it's very clear to me you've never had a conversation with the incomparable vonfrick. next.. :banana
Blue Caboose
02-12-2009, 16:38
Just from reading and lirking around here I am going to say Mags.
who cares!man that just a bias statement,ky:-?
Homer&Marje
02-12-2009, 16:48
Wow. I guess you have to be part of the in crowd at WB to take part in humorous posts. Try to see the joke in my post it is there. Next time I am out hiking I will write on a shelter wall, smoke some pot, do a little blue blazing and then come back and make posts that are off topic. Maybe you will all think I am cool then. Oh and get your wallets out and donate some money to WB. We cant have this fun without people donating money.
I saw your humor. People have forgotten the humor in all of this. Getting too serious all of a sudden. On the top of the poll it says Vanity welcome.
And to the lamest thread and poll comments, you might be correct. But for a fact, your posting in it. If you dont like ****. Dont stand in it.
sheepdog
02-12-2009, 18:49
that's just awesome right there.
and y'all buttheads, lay off pootz. haha. sorry that's just funny to say. it makes me laugh. anyway, he's just joking. don't shoot the good guys.:banana
Yes kanga we uns be good now,,we was just funnin, no harm ment, sorry
really.....
Rockhound
02-12-2009, 19:10
The biggest and baddest don't need no patches, and can start a fire without usin' matches. He can survive on squirrels he caught with his hands. He's the biggest baddest hiker in all the land. He can hike twenty miles before the clock strikes 1:00 and then hike twenty more just for the fun. He can raise hell til 2:00 am and be up before dawn. Before your head's out your tent, he's packed and gone. He don't need no water filter and he don't need no poles. That's why I'm votin' Lonewolf, king of hobos
camojack
02-12-2009, 20:18
The biggest and baddest don't need no patches, and can start a fire without usin' matches. He can survive on squirrels he caught with his hands. He's the biggest baddest hiker in all the land. He can hike twenty miles before the clock strikes 1:00 and then hike twenty more just for the fun. He can raise hell til 2:00 am and be up before dawn. Before your head's out your tent, he's packed and gone. He don't need no water filter and he don't need no poles. That's why I'm votin' Lonewolf, king of hobos
OOH!!! A freakin' poet, no less... :D
YoungMoose
02-12-2009, 20:20
Yo' Momma. :bananahehehe i agree lol:banana
warraghiyagey
02-12-2009, 20:28
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/maiabelladona/31-1.jpg well, it's very clear to me you've never had a conversation with the incomparable vonfrick. next.. :banana
Well played. . .http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy036.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
vonfrick
02-12-2009, 20:37
who's this warrghy guy anyway? i think he's a stalker. i hate when guys hit on me online, actin' all familiar and all. so homer, have your people get in touch with my people. ;)
vonfrick
02-12-2009, 20:38
oh, and kanga........mmmmmmmm sweet, sweet kanga
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 20:42
Wow. I guess you have to be part of the in crowd at WB to take part in humorous posts. Try to see the joke in my post it is there. Next time I am out hiking I will write on a shelter wall, smoke some pot, do a little blue blazing and then come back and make posts that are off topic. Maybe you will all think I am cool then. Oh and get your wallets out and donate some money to WB. We cant have this fun without people donating money.
Sorry brother. I was just being a moron.
Gray Blazer
02-12-2009, 20:47
Wow. I guess you have to be part of the in crowd at WB to take part in humorous posts. Try to see the joke in my post it is there. Next time I am out hiking I will write on a shelter wall, smoke some pot, do a little blue blazing and then come back and make posts that are off topic. Maybe you will all think I am cool then. Oh and get your wallets out and donate some money to WB. We cant have this fun without people donating money.
I think that would make a great poll. Better than some of these...ahem...other polls. :rolleyes:
I had to check to see if I responded to this poll. I'm happy to say that I haven't.
Nonetheless, I can see that the end is near. ;)
vonfrick
02-12-2009, 21:15
I had to check to see if I responded to this poll. I'm happy to say that I haven't.
Nonetheless, I can see that the end is near. ;)
love your sig :D (the sphere thing)
who's this warrghy guy anyway?
Your worst nightmare! :eek:
Sheepdog your trailjournal is very impressive. Before you bash me for being a purist like it is somethinfg negative, you should talk to some of the hikers that made it all the way to Maine and are disapointed in the fact that they know they did not hike the whole AT. I met many young hikers in the 100 mile wilderness that wished they had been purists. You cant learn this kind of info hanging out on WB, Damascas or some other trail town. Keep calling me a purist I love it.
Lone Wolf
02-13-2009, 07:09
Sheepdog your trailjournal is very impressive. Before you bash me for being a purist like it is somethinfg negative, you should talk to some of the hikers that made it all the way to Maine and are disapointed in the fact that they know they did not hike the whole AT. I met many young hikers in the 100 mile wilderness that wished they had been purists. You cant learn this kind of info hanging out on WB, Damascas or some other trail town. Keep calling me a purist I love it.
OCD :rolleyes:
sheepdog
02-13-2009, 10:10
Sheepdog your trailjournal is very impressive. Before you bash me for being a purist like it is somethinfg negative, you should talk to some of the hikers that made it all the way to Maine and are disapointed in the fact that they know they did not hike the whole AT. I met many young hikers in the 100 mile wilderness that wished they had been purists. You cant learn this kind of info hanging out on WB, Damascas or some other trail town. Keep calling me a purist I love it.
I was just playin pootz.....I wussnt cerial.....I have known some thru's who wished they would have blue blazed a little more. Sometimes the views are better etc. To each his own. HYOH
max patch
02-13-2009, 10:17
Sheepdog your trailjournal is very impressive. Before you bash me for being a purist like it is somethinfg negative, you should talk to some of the hikers that made it all the way to Maine and are disapointed in the fact that they know they did not hike the whole AT. I met many young hikers in the 100 mile wilderness that wished they had been purists. You cant learn this kind of info hanging out on WB, Damascas or some other trail town. Keep calling me a purist I love it.
Ignore the naysayers.
Deep down, in their heart, they know you're right.
Homer&Marje
02-13-2009, 11:50
who's this warrghy guy anyway? i think he's a stalker. i hate when guys hit on me online, actin' all familiar and all. so homer, have your people get in touch with my people. ;)
We Both live in the great state of Holes. I'm surprised you havn't fallen into me yet since I am the biggest Hole in the state. But that was a different thread.
yeah, southerners do tend to get offended when you don't know the difference b/w texas and the south.
I Understand the difference between Texas and the "South". But do remind me Geographically, as in North, South, East, West.....Where is Texas?
Your always the hiker going, and where are we on that map?
I Understand the difference between Texas and the "South". But do remind me Geographically, as in North, South, East, West.....Where is Texas?
texas is southwest. very different from the south.
Your always the hiker going, and where are we on that map?
what does this mean in english?
love your sig :D (the sphere thing)
Thanks. :)
I like to think that I'm not overweight, just undertall. ;)
Currently, diet and a bit of exercise is holding my weight steady. Hopefully the hiking season will reverse the upward trend.:o
Nearly Normal
02-13-2009, 12:59
who's this warrghy guy anyway? i think he's a stalker. i hate when guys hit on me online, actin' all familiar and all. so homer, have your people get in touch with my people. ;)
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?t=34922&highlight=Warraghiyagey
Homer&Marje
02-13-2009, 13:10
texas is southwest. very different from the south.
what does this mean in english?
So your from the South East. Just so we clarify everything. I usually think of texas kinda right in the middle of the country. So just South.
I forgot a few quotations, punctuations, capitalization's, and maybe something else. Be a good tongue twister for drunken party goers.
Nearly Normal
02-13-2009, 13:30
So your from the South East. Just so we clarify everything. I usually think of texas kinda right in the middle of the country. So just South.
Most of the world map is south of you.
So your from the South East. Just so we clarify everything. I usually think of texas kinda right in the middle of the country. So just South.
I forgot a few quotations, punctuations, capitalization's, and maybe something else. Be a good tongue twister for drunken party goers.
no, i'm from the south. texas is the southwest.
Homer&Marje
02-13-2009, 14:13
Most of the world map is south of you.
Wow. Thank you. I don't know if I ever knew that. (WARNING SARCASM ALERT DUE TO ASININE RIDICULOUSLY OBVIOUS INFORMATION!!!)
Nearly Normal
02-13-2009, 14:14
no, i'm from the south. texas is the southwest.
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Nothing finer.
Nearly Normal
02-13-2009, 14:22
Wow. Thank you. I don't know if I ever knew that. (WARNING SARCASM ALERT DUE TO ASININE RIDICULOUSLY OBVIOUS INFORMATION!!!)
That would be a great signature opportunity for you.
Most of the world map is south of you.
Not if you are standing on your head. :-?