For Men Only...

[vonfrick]

:welcome i feel it's only right you guys should have a place to chat about stuff...so now i'll just politely excuse myself.

[sheepdog]

Let's talk about vonfrick she ain't lookin now.:)

[Hooch]

boobs.

[sheepdog]

Maybe we otta ban her for bean on r forum

[Bulldawg]

Are you really sure it is OK that Men have their own place to chat and share ideas? I mean what if some poor hiker chick wants to get her husband into hiking and wants to come ask us questions about men's hiking.......I mean wouldn't it be bad for those poor hiker chicks to be banned from asking the men??

[Hooch]

Are you really sure it is OK that Men have their own place to chat and share ideas? I mean what if some poor hiker chick wants to get her husband into hiking and wants to come ask us questions about men's hiking.......I mean wouldn't it be bad for those poor hiker chicks to be banned from asking the men??Nah, the PC police won't have the stones to go that far.

[vonfrick]

swallow

[Bulldawg]

swallow


OMG, swallow what?

[Pootz]

We should dedicate this forum to beer and farting.

[Hooch]

Oh no you did not! I'm tellin' Gator!

[sheepdog]

guns an stuff

if anyone mentions dancing with the stars we should beat them up

[Bulldawg]

We should dedicate this forum to beer and farting.

Mmmmmmm BEER!!!!


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/rclewien/homer_simpson_beer.gif

[JERMM]

We should dedicate this forum to beer and farting.

and scratching and spitting.

[Hooch]

We should dedicate this forum to........farting.
Good idea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs). :D

[wrongway_08]

Gun, beer and clitty-clit-clits

[Bulldawg]

and scratching and spitting.


Hey, there is a woman posting on our thread! BAN HER!!:mad::mad:

[Pootz]

and scratching and spitting.

I think we have just defined the perfect thread : Beer, guns, farting, scratching, spitting and no dancing.

[JERMM]

Hey, there is a woman posting on our thread! BAN HER!!:mad::mad:

then ya gotta banned VH, she posted after she politely excused herself.

[Bulldawg]

then ya gotta banned VH, she posted after she politely excused herself.


Ban them all, all females out regardless!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Bulldawg]

then ya gotta banned VH, she posted after she politely excused herself.

Oh, and she couldn't help herself. She likes really hot guys!!



No wait, maybe she don't!:eek::eek:

[JERMM]

Hey, there is a woman posting on our thread! BAN HER!!:mad::mad:

oops, i'm not a woman i'm a girl

[Bulldawg]

oops, i'm not a woman i'm a girl


Prove it!:cool::D

[bloodmountainman]

Ban them all, all females out regardless!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
HE-MAN-WOMAN-HATER-CLUB????:confused:

[sheepdog]

HE-MAN-WOMAN-HATER-CLUB????:confused:
Unless we need some sammiches or sumpin

[Pootz]

I think we have just defined the perfect thread : Beer, guns, farting, scratching, spitting and no dancing.


I forgot the most important part : Fighting

[Bulldawg]

Unless we need some sammiches or sumpin


Hmmmm, sammiches..................

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1174/696672303_ad356cd00b.jpg

[JERMM]

Prove it!:cool::D

(o)(o)








;):D

[Egads]

Don't look, I'm gonna scratch my balls

[sheepdog]

I forgot the most important part : Fighting
gotta warn ya i'm a dangerooos man

[Toolshed]

How do you feel about your wife being on the trail.. No wait. Can someone tell me what underwear doesn't ride up and snugs up the boys... No wait... I'm hoping to go hiking on the AT and meet a women can you guys tell me your experiences. no wait.... I bought out all the blue underwear at ex-Officio... It fits me oh so snugly.... No wait... Anybody know any women that wanna meet me and check out my new Old RV (and talk about our feelings?)????

[kanga]

Gun, beer and clitty-clit-clits


i was gonna get on this here thread and let y'all know that i am truly, deeply offended but then i read this and laughed so hard i nearly peed myself. then i quoted it because i really felt it needed to be appreciated more fully.

[Egads]

Vonfrick, we didn't want you to solve our problems; we just wanted you to listen to us and show that you care.

[vonfrick]

Vonfrick, we didn't want you to solve our problems; we just wanted you to listen to us and show that you care.

i do care!!. i just got y'all a keg of beer to drink while i fix some sammiches :sun

[Toolshed]

Are there any guys here that pee sitting down????
What do you do if you can't find a log???

[Bulldawg]

Are there any guys here that pee sitting down????
What do you do if you can't find a log???

What do you know if it is really, really cold? Do you get the poor guy out and go or do you hold it until it gets warmer?

[saimyoji]

well, i don't know about y'all, but i don't need no damn modesty curtain. if'n i wanna let my **** hang out, i'll do so wherever i please (i don't recommend doing it at the post office though, they don't like that too much).

anyone got any recommendations for how to enjoy a prostate exam more?

[Lone Wolf]

anyone got any recommendations for how to enjoy a prostate exam more?

candles, music and wine?

[Egads]

i do care!!. i just got y'all a keg of beer to drink while i fix some sammiches :sun

Aww right Trail Magic:banana

[Bulldawg]

anyone got any recommendations for how to enjoy a prostate exam more?

I've read you can gain great pleasure when that is combined with a prostate massage. Seen it on a movie too!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQpNMjZb3Y

[Toolshed]

candles, music and wine?
and a really tiny finger!!!!!

[saimyoji]

candles, music and wine?

but they have that in the waiting room already

[camojack]

:welcome i feel it's only right you guys should have a place to chat about stuff...so now i'll just politely excuse myself.
Thanks. ;)


Are you really sure it is OK that Men have their own place to chat and share ideas? I mean what if some poor hiker chick wants to get her husband into hiking and wants to come ask us questions about men's hiking.......I mean wouldn't it be bad for those poor hiker chicks to be banned from asking the men??
Yes. :rolleyes:


Oh no you did not! I'm tellin' Gator!
Not! :cool:


well, i don't know about y'all, but i don't need no damn modesty curtain. if'n i wanna let my **** hang out, i'll do so wherever i please (i don't recommend doing it at the post office though, they don't like that too much).

anyone got any recommendations for how to enjoy a prostate exam more?
Relax? :eek:

[TOW]

I am just wondering now about this Womens Only and Mens Only forums thing, what about the drag queens that are lurking here, is there a forum for them as well?

[TOW]

How long will it be before I get busted for the above post?

[Rainman]

What do you know if it is really, really cold? Do you get the poor guy out and go or do you hold it until it gets warmer?

HHHMMMMM. Depends how long it will be before it gets warmer. Someone may come along the trail and wonder why you're holding it.

[Heater]

swallow

She can stay.

[warraghiyagey]

:welcome i feel it's only right you guys should have a place to chat about stuff...so now i'll just politely excuse myself.
Ms. Frick. . . . what do I do when I don't feel 'fresh' on the trail??


Are you really sure it is OK that Men have their own place to chat and share ideas? I mean what if some poor hiker chick wants to get her husband into hiking and wants to come ask us questions about men's hiking.......I mean wouldn't it be bad for those poor hiker chicks to be banned from asking the men??
As long as they keep it serious and in no way make even the most subtle attempt at humor it should be fine. They better not post any cute puppy pictures though or it should be deleted and they should be BANNED!


Are there any guys here that pee sitting down????

I do, less noise. Except when hiking. . . and with praactice you can actually go while walking and not lose any time.:sun

[Jayboflavin04]

HIKER BRO'S BEFORE HIKER HO'S!!!!

These women are so in-sensitive....you know us men have needs. Like samiches!!!

Peeing my pants reading this thread...

How long before this one gets deleted???

[warraghiyagey]

How long before this one gets deleted???
That would prolly be a VERY unpopular move. . . not that that has stopped certain actions in the very recent past.

[Roots]

Does anyone here know if the diva cup is effective....oooo....wrong thread....let me rephrase that. Does anyone here use a cup while hiking? Please don't ban me. Warraghy made me do it!!! :o

[Homer&Marje]

Good news. I can cook. We don't need the girls for Sammiches.:D

The key to the prostate exam is a bottle of bourbon.

2 Shots prior. Entire bottle afterwards:D.....

Here's sumtin to make you hungy....mmmmm.....dream of maine and a 6 lb lobster:D The shirt fits the discussion to. That's "Rub my Nuts for Good Luck"

[warraghiyagey]

Does anyone here know if the diva cup is effective....oooo....wrong thread....let me rephrase that. Does anyone here use a cup while hiking? Please don't ban me. Warraghy made me do it!!! :o
I Use the Muff Diva Cup. . . :)

[Jayboflavin04]

Well. When I pee sitting down. I place a bandana between the log and my wrinkle bag. This really help with chaffing. And so i gont get it mixed up it use a different color and clip it on the outide of my pack.

We need to start a mens only thread on what to do about BLUE BALLS!!!:eek:

[Roots]

We need to start a mens only thread on what to do about BLUE BALLS!!!:eek:

I think Vonfrick said it best.....swallow!

[warraghiyagey]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/redmeansgorocks/hump1.jpg

[Roots]

Lmao....:d

[D'Artagnan]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/redmeansgorocks/hump1.jpg

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Why is the song "Climb Every Mountain" popping in my head?

[envirodiver]

Does anyone here know if the diva cup is effective....oooo....wrong thread....let me rephrase that. Does anyone here use a cup while hiking? Please don't ban me. Warraghy made me do it!!! :o

Yes but I have found that it chafes me...and truth be told there's not that much of a chance of getting the boys hit while hiking. Baseball catcher...yes to the cup...hiking...not so important.

[The Weasel]

boobs.

I resent that. Who you callin' boobs?:D

W

[kanga]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/redmeansgorocks/hump1.jpg

that is the most inappropriate thing i have seen in a long time! wanna go post it in the women's forum?

[Footslogger]

We should dedicate this forum to beer and farting.

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Brother Two Speed would refer to that as an "Accidental Discharge"

Just sayin'

'Slogger

[Footslogger]

Are there any guys here that pee sitting down????
What do you do if you can't find a log???

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You "hover" ...

'Slogger

[Footslogger]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/redmeansgorocks/hump1.jpg

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Yikes ...and I have a female Lab :eek:

'Slogger

[warraghiyagey]

that is the most inappropriate thing i have seen in a long time! wanna go post it in the women's forum?
Pretty sure I'm not allowed to anymore but You Could:):)

[bloodmountainman]

Sorry guys........my wife won't let me join the club ooooops gotta go ....she's calling......again....sigh;)

[Sidewinder]

Well. When I pee sitting down. I place a bandana between the log and my wrinkle bag. This really help with chaffing. And so i gont get it mixed up it use a different color and clip it on the outide of my pack.

We need to start a mens only thread on what to do about BLUE BALLS!!!:eek:

just tie a yellow bandanna on the outside of your pack, problem solved

[Bilge Rat]

Should I use tampons or pads for chronic nose bleeds?

[Bilge Rat]

I'm considering hiking with motor home support. Any guys in here know of anybody who could give me some advice? :-?

[Lone Wolf]

I'm considering hiking with motor home support. Any guys in here know of anybody who could give me some advice? :-?

ask Karl

[Bilge Rat]

ask Karl

What about that Minnesota Smith guy?

[Wise Old Owl]

I'm considering hiking with motor home support. Any guys in here know of anybody who could give me some advice? :-?

You should start a new thread, not the humor section, ....

[Toolshed]

Oh Yeah....Man Boobs!!!!!

[wrongway_08]

Hhehehehe, Boobs. Boobs are fun, they never complain.

[Desert Reprobate]

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Brother Two Speed would refer to that as an "Accidental Discharge"

Just sayin'

'Slogger
Nothing accidental about it. Corned beef and cabbage 3 days in a row.

[wrongway_08]

Should I use tampons or pads for chronic nose bleeds?

Dumb ass, thats so yesterday........ I use the DIVA CUP..... its all the rage these days.

If its a really bad nose bleed, just yank out tilt to the side and reinsert - you dont even need to take your pack off !!! :D

[Lugnut]

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Brother Two Speed would refer to that as an "Accidental Discharge"

Just sayin'

'Slogger

Didn't you used to be Toots? :D

[Bilge Rat]

Dumb ass, thats so yesterday........ I use the DIVA CUP..... its all the rage these days.

If its a really bad nose bleed, just yank out tilt to the side and reinsert - you dont even need to take your pack off !!! :D

But..........does the Diva Cup have multiple uses? I like to keep my pack weight under 58 pounds (not including water of course) and I need to be able to use it for other things as well. For example, if I have pads, they can also be used to dry my boots overnight. I then hang them on my pack the next morning so they will dry. The tampons also make GREAT emergency ear plugs for those nights when there are snorers in the shelters. Geez.......and you thought I was a dumbass.............:D

[Footslogger]

Nothing accidental about it. Corned beef and cabbage 3 days in a row.
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It's Mongolian Beef for me ...

'Slogger

[Footslogger]

Didn't you used to be Toots? :D
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Hey ...that's a closely guarded secret Lug !!

'Slogger

[saimyoji]

Tootslogger, wasn't it? :D

[Lugnut]

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Hey ...that's a closely guarded secret Lug !!

'Slogger

Oh, sorry! :p

[wrongway_08]

But..........does the Diva Cup have multiple uses? I like to keep my pack weight under 58 pounds (not including water of course) and I need to be able to use it for other things as well. For example, if I have pads, they can also be used to dry my boots overnight. I then hang them on my pack the next morning so they will dry. The tampons also make GREAT emergency ear plugs for those nights when there are snorers in the shelters. Geez.......and you thought I was a dumbass.............:D


Diva cup uses:
- nose bleed
- contact lens holder
- toe protector
- temple massager
- spoon
- scoop water out of almost dry springs
- use edges to wipe your arse with, saves leaves and no T.P. blooms everywhere.
- tounge scraper
- play game of "foot ball" on shelter floors.
- nipple guards

:D.

[saimyoji]

if'n your full and just can't swallow anymore....the cup will abide.

[Footslogger]

Tootslogger, wasn't it? :D

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Well ...that's what Liteshoe called/calls me.

'Slogger

[nufsaid]

aw now you gone and done it. i'm sure they'll agree to let us "share"

Before you get too close to warry you may want to ask him to get tested. At least for kennel cough.


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/redmeansgorocks/hump1.jpg

[Pootz]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/redmeansgorocks/hump1.jpg


This picture has me sitting in my office laughing so hard I am crying, I hope no one walks in

[Gray Blazer]

This picture has me sitting in my office laughing so hard I am crying, I hope no one walks in
Mommy, whats that doggie doing?

[BR360]

Wrestling.

[Hooch]

Mommy, whats that doggie doing?Don't worry, it's getting a piggyback ride. :eek::D

[Tinker]

Who put him up to that?

[Homer&Marje]

Who put him up to that?

Punn intended? Usually you put yourself up for something like that. Unless you need blue pill assistance. Which this little guy, obviously....does not:D

[Wise Old Owl]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/FwSheToo.jpg

[camojack]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/FwSheToo.jpg
Gotta admire her spunk! :clap

[Homer&Marje]

That's fantastic. How recent was that?

[mweinstone]

cammo jack is realy that dude who jumped with al that money and never got found. from an airplain. in fact your all people who never got found. and you all like pie. these are the days. chair yourself of this. be to soap as fly. and wonderlust and wounderluuust.flook bibly hoo dunnit. and a whoosking for all. your thread sucks.no chicks. wrong. bad idea. chicks good. bearpaw good. with bacon exsplosion.

[Gray Blazer]

cammo jack is realy that dude who jumped with al that money and never got found. from an airplain.

SSSSHHHHhhhhhhhhh...........

[warraghiyagey]

cammo jack is realy that dude who jumped with al that money and never got found. from an airplain. in fact your all people who never got found. and you all like pie. these are the days. chair yourself of this. be to soap as fly. and wonderlust and wounderluuust.flook bibly hoo dunnit. and a whoosking for all. your thread sucks.no chicks. wrong. bad idea. chicks good. bearpaw good. with bacon exsplosion.
Well said. . . :)

[camojack]

Well said. . . :)
Well, said. :rolleyes:

[4eyedbuzzard]

that's Fantastic. How Recent Was That?
1993

[MonkeyButtNC]

One of the great things about beer, it makes you fart.

[warraghiyagey]

Well, said. :rolleyes:

Well said. . .:)

[camojack]

Well said. . .:)
I thought so, too. Thanks for noticing, though! :banana

[smokymtnsteve]

candles, music and wine?

oh wolfie you were always sucha romantic guy..

[Homer&Marje]

One of the great things about beer, it makes you fart.

Farts. I dutch ovened the tent at Guyot campsite while 3 of us were playing cards in the rain.

It was bad.

Diet prior, Ramen, gorp, pepperoni, cheese, oatmeal, hot cocoa, snickers.

Beer doesn't make me fart. Just wanted to keep writing about farts.:D

[saimyoji]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/FwSheToo.jpg

what you didn't read is that he wrote her from prison to appologize, they started up a relationship and got married when he was paroled 10 yrs later. :eek:

[Wise Old Owl]

No way... you made that up...