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sheepdog
04-28-2009, 12:46
Got a verse??
The shelter's full, ain't got no tent
ain't got no money for hostel rent
don't worry, be happy
Just came from hell, that puppy's froze
now Lone Wolf's hiking with Leki poles
don't worry, be happy
:banana:banana
Ox97GaMe
04-28-2009, 13:11
A bear came and took my pack
Now I have less weight on my back
Dont worry.. be happy
Went to town for a hostel stay
Got delayed for another day
Dont worry, be happy
My boots are rippin at the soles
My toes stick out through the holes
Dont worry, be happy
Another PUD came into sight
The fifth one since last night
Dont worry, be happy
How may you need, Sheep Dog??????? I could probably do this all day.
Ox97GaMe
04-28-2009, 13:20
My friends said we should slack
Thats the last I saw my pack
Dont worry, be happy
10 days, nothin but rain
will I ever get to Maine
Dont worry, be happy
Stuck my thumb out to hitch a ride
The lady waved as she drove on by
Dont worry, be happy
Above treeline, it could be fun
If I dont get cooked by the sun
Dont worry, be happy
They say the cities have all the smog
but you should see that D*&$% ole Cog
Dont worry, be happy
Gray Blazer
04-28-2009, 13:21
I can't think up any verse
Don't want to make this thread much worse.
I'm worried, I feel crappy.
Ox97GaMe
04-28-2009, 13:28
A great view, for miles I'd see
if they would just cut that tree
dont worry, be happy
The river's up, about a mile wide
Im stuck here on the other side
Dont worry, be happy
My hiking partner told me today
That he was going home to stay
Dont worry, be happy
They said the trail wouldnt be tough
Ive had just about enough
Dont worry, be happy
Gray Blazer
04-28-2009, 13:37
They said don't ford the Kennenbec
But Lone Wolf said, "Why not, what the heck?"
Just got recognized from whiteblaze
Knew I shouldn't have gone to trail days
Don't worry, be happy
A couple of coldies are all I need
though LW claims that I smoke weed
Don't worry, be happy
Thought I met a nice girl on the trail
Really was a damn kilt wearing male
Don't worry, be happy
Just lost my nerf ball in a tree
So much for LNT
Don't worry, be happy
Can't twist around to look at this boil
Have to wait for a mirror at the Doyle
Don't worry, be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 09:01
You're almost done in the privy when you find you forgot T.P. Don't worry. Be happy
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 09:05
Got busted at trail days with moonshine. Now your in jail doing time. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 09:11
Picked the wrong girl to pink blaze. She keeps knocking out 30 mile days. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 09:31
In the bottom of your pack you left a roach. Here's the Trail Days K-9 on approach. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 09:35
You tried to cook in your tent. Up in flames your Hubba went. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 13:10
You drank all of your stove fuel and threw up in your vestibule. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 13:15
John Holmes went out for a walk and wound up tripping on his #@$%. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 13:28
On your hike you saw a bear. Now you have brown underwear. don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 15:03
Am I the only hiker that can rhyme? someone else please add a line. Don't worry. Be happy.
sheepdog
04-29-2009, 15:50
I thought I'd start a funny thread,
now dis baby's looking dead,
don't worry, beeeee happy
see you look like your feelin bedder all reddy mon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9K4BKkLaCI
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 17:16
When I looked down on my thigh, I saw a discolored bullseye. Don't worry. Be happy
Rockhound
04-29-2009, 17:19
Don't let giardia bother you. At least you don't have swine flu. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 12:04
I'd like to thank Sheepdog for this thread, even though it will soon be dead. Don't worry. Be happy
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 16:35
Come on Zoidfu put down the bong. This is supposed to be a sing-a-long. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 16:37
Did no one here read Dr. Seuss? It's so easy to bust rhymes loose. Don't worry. Be happy.
Dude, I totally spaced on the thread
I'm glad you brought it back from the dead
Don't worry, be happy
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 16:39
My favorite color is orange........and......er.....um....OK I got nothin'
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 21:18
No new posts since 4:39. Here's one just to keep this thread alive. Don't worry. Be happy.
Dude, It's time for an intervention; off the meds ;)
sheepdog
04-30-2009, 21:23
Egads sitting in his happy place
he can't find no rhyme no not a trace
don't worry be happy
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 21:24
intervention says Egads. Is it because my rhymes are really bad? I'm worried. Too sappy?
Dude, It's time for an intervention; off the meds, before they wack your head ;)
Better? :banana
sheepdog
04-30-2009, 21:27
The dude may be getting it.
sheepdog
04-30-2009, 21:28
I took my meds, just a couple pills
Now i don't got the junkie chills
don't worry, be happy
Rockhound
04-30-2009, 21:51
I'm right behind you Sheepdog. I'll soon be sleeping like a log. I'm weary. Me nappy.
I'm a headin' this summer to Isle Royale,
Gotta see Bullwinkle Moose and Rockie J. Squoyale.
Don't worry, be happy.
Perhaps through the rain and the fog,
I'll be lucky enough to see a Sheepdog?
Don't worry, be happy.
We'll be feasting on Blue and Thimbleberry,
Good times for all to be truly Merry.
Don't worry, be happy.
August and September, the best times in the Northern Hemisphere,
Dog ya gotta come to this designated International Biosphere.
Don't worry, be happy.
The howling timber wolves of Minong, and the song of the Loon,
While viewing the Northern lights, and maybe a full moon.
Don't worry, be happy.
Life is too short, for one to miss Isle Royale,
See y'all there this summer, I'll bring the Crown Royale.
Don't worry, be happy.
It is understood,
That life is good.
Don't worry, be happy[trails].
Hope to meet you on the trail; wherever you go, hike safe.:sun
This beef stroganoff mountain house
Even drove away the shelter mouse
Don't worry, be happy
I just went to use the *******
And found it to be filled with litter
Don't worry, be happy
A plain clothes ranger just accosted me
The Gestapo is alive and well in SNP
Don't worry, be happy
Those hikers look like they're in hell
I hope freezing to death is worth going UL
Don't worry, be happy
There's women that dig guys who smell like sweat
I just haven't met any yet
Don't worry, be happy.
The PA burn ban doesn't apply to me
Emerald's going to critcize lavishly
Don't worry, be happy
Running of drifters can be such a rush
Til they come at you with a sharpened toothbrush
Don't worry, be happy
Hikers with dogs think they're a winner
Til I'm having Rover for dinner
Don't worry, be happy
Don't lie about your service on the trail
Or Sgt. Rock will kick your tail
Don't worry, be happy
Looks like your UL gear is beginning to falter
You should have listened to tipi Walter
Don't worry, be happy
The premise of this thread is pretty neat
If we could only get more lines from Whiteblaze meat
Don't worry, be happy
Bilge Rat
05-01-2009, 08:26
Nobone ever hikes with Minnie Smith
I'm beginning to wonder if he's just a myth
Don't worry, Be Happy!
Rockhound
05-01-2009, 12:18
Blisters on your feet aint that fun, but it sure does beat H1N1. Don't worry. Be happy
Nearly Normal
05-01-2009, 17:19
Some people post here
What they say is really lame
It drives this blue blazing hiker trash
Purty near insane.
Rockhound
05-02-2009, 09:10
My posts Normal says he don't like. Better watch his tongue or I'll go get Spike. He's scary. And scrappy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:29
It's been 10 long months since I've hiked, But I'm starting today and I'm really psyched. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:30
Got tired of sitting around on my ass. Now I'm gonna hike til' I'm outta cash. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:34
Just bought two pairs of hiking socks, some bear bag line and fucia crocs. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:37
Some of you may think it's funny, but I don't even care if it's rainy or sunny. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:38
Taking time out from the interweb. For the next few months the ground is my bed. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:41
I'm loaded down with 2 weeks of food. Too much perhaps but I'm one sick dude. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:45
While I'm away keep this thread going. I might not be back until it's snowing. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:47
On my trip I'll stop in at Dots and buy Lonewolf a beer and a shot. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:49
If I happen to stay at the Place. I'll obey all rules so I wont disgrace. Don't worry. Be happy.
There is a Newfoundland version of this by Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers.
Lyrics
http://www.buddywasisname.com/lyric_happy.htm
Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxa2JehLShU&feature=related
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 11:51
Just 2 more hours and I'll be gone. I know you'll all miss me or am I wrong? Don't worry. Be Happy.
Alligator
05-27-2009, 11:57
Just 2 more hours and I'll be gone. I know you'll all miss me or am I wrong? Don't worry. Be Happy.You know it doesn't really matter. Just hit the trail and skip the chatter. Don't worry. Be Happy.
Rockhound
05-27-2009, 12:01
Without my posts to moderate. Gator will just sit around and ma......er never mind. Don't worry. Be happy.:D
Alligator
05-27-2009, 12:04
Don't worry but if I do, I'll do it with a pic of you. Don't worry. Be Happy!
kayak karl
05-27-2009, 12:22
Without my posts to moderate. Gator will just sit around and ma......er never mind. Don't worry. Be happy.:D
what no Nantuckit :D rhymes.
Alligator
05-27-2009, 12:26
what no Nantuckit :D rhymes.:banana:eek: .
Here is a little song I wrote
OK maybe stole it note by note
Don't worry be 'appy
See up here we have three song writers
Wasisname and the Other Fellers
Don't worry, be 'appy......
Wat's you lookin' peevish for
Pick yer jaw up off the floor
Don't worry, be 'appy
Was you smacked with a 2 x 4
Sure you're not broke out in sores
Don't worry, be 'appy
You ain't got no disease don't go lookin' for sympathy
'cause I knows if you was me you'd be 'appy.
So don't worry, be 'appy now
I now how hard it's got,
And your guts is gone to rot,
Don't worry, be 'appy
And yer life is all upsot,
And yer flashin' cold and hot,
Don't worry, be 'appy
But suck back yer nasal drip stiffen up yer lower lip
Yer not goin' to be missed so 'tis just as well to be 'appy.
So don't worry, be 'appy now
I knowd a feller once,
Who was here several months,
Don't worry, be 'appy
He got round with our bunch,
We knowd he was out to lunch,
Don't worry, be 'appy
No one liked him real good, well his mother never could
But while he was stunned for good he was 'appy.
So don't worry, be 'appy now
And then there's ugly Gord,
Last year he broke out in warts,
Don't worry, be 'appy
Looks like the livin' corpse
Girls rather kiss his horse,
Don't worry, be 'appy
Sticks like the rotten fish, face like the maggoty flesh
We tolerates him I guess 'cause 'til just as well to be 'appy.
So don't worry, be 'appy now
One certain feller here,
With nothin' between his ears,
Don't worry, be 'appy
One night he got on the beer,
Stripped off 'til he was bare,
Don't worry, be 'appy
Went paradin' around the town till the cops tracked 'im down,
'e's in the mental now, but he's 'appy.
So don't worry, be 'appy now
Listen here take my advice,
Make sure you got no lice,
And don't worry, be 'appy
Get yerself all smellin' nice,
Try to straighten out yer eyes
And don't worry, be 'appy
Haul yer boots up over yer pants, take yer partner out to dance
'cause now you got the chance and 'tis just as well to be 'appy.
So don't worry, be 'appy now
I suppose.
How's yer boots?
Copacetic!
Stuck at work and it's swell
saving my money for hiking the trail
15 years until retirement
don't worry I'll be in the class of 2025
be whatever
RadioFreq
05-27-2009, 13:20
Nursin' shin splints at home, not feelin' quite merry.
Back on the trail Tuesday at Harper's Ferry.
Don't worry, be happy.
callook66
06-05-2009, 06:29
Just lost my nerf ball in a tree
So much for LNT
Don't worry, be happy
Take a slam from in a tree
So much for LNT?
johnnybgood
06-05-2009, 19:40
rockhound go sit down there is a new rhymer in town. Don't worry be happy.
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 19:56
I'm the best rhymer in the hood, so just grab a seat Johnny B. Good.
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 19:57
unless of course you can think you can step up. But it's been tried before without much luck,
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 20:00
I'm rymin' right now three quarters schnockered, and your still sittin' there in your rocker.
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 20:01
Bring it on Johnny, I got plenty more. I can keep rhymin' til' quarter to four.
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 20:02
Correction. I may be passed out at 1:00. after that you can have your fun.
warraghiyagey
06-05-2009, 20:09
Rockhound is the man with the dime store rhyme. . . . I hope this gets through in plenty of time. . .
warraghiyagey
06-05-2009, 20:11
To shut that no talent hack the fukk up. . . . his rhymes got me barfin in a styrofoam cup. . .
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 20:13
A new voice heard from. What a twist. But everybody knows Warraghiyagies don't exist
johnnybgood
06-05-2009, 20:13
Your cracking me up so gonna give this a try
I'm watching baseball now and rhyming on the fly.
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 20:15
I'll be on the look out for one in Maine, and if I spot one it'll be my claim to fame.
warraghiyagey
06-05-2009, 20:16
A new voice heard from. What a twist. But everybody knows Warraghiyagies don't exist
You got a little chops so I'll give you props . . .
But ya better duck yo' head when I pull out the stops. . .
Rockhound
06-05-2009, 20:24
Seeing as warraghiyagey has nearly 10,000 posts. I will step aside and give him a toast. I'll let him take johnny out while I go and grab me another stout.
kayak karl
06-05-2009, 20:32
"Walking fast, walking slow. There's no better way to go!
Walking far, walking near. Over there or over here.
Walking straight or willy-nilly,
Sensibly or walking silly.
Walking near, walking far. Tubbies:D look how far you are!
warraghiyagey
06-05-2009, 20:36
Seeing as warraghiyagey has nearly 10,000 posts. I will step aside and give him a toast. I'll let him take johnny out while I go and grab me another stout.
It ain't the voume of the words but the content inside. . .
And if Jonny comes around I'll tan his hyde . . .
Wise Old Owl
06-05-2009, 22:09
Slow night Huh Warg?
This thread finally died,
All because Wargy cried,
Lets bury it in another thread
"Bad rhymes on the Trailhead"
Don't worry, Be Happy
ShelterLeopard
06-15-2009, 00:02
Can't stand when the boyscouts take my place,
They turn my day into a race.
Don't worry, be happy.
ShelterLeopard
06-15-2009, 00:05
To those who bring make-up on the trail,
I'll break your mirror with a nail.
Don't worry, be happy.
(Truly one day I did see,
A girl with makeup next to me.
Don't worry, be happy)
ShelterLeopard
06-15-2009, 00:08
But the bears who found her ate her up,
That'll teach her to use makeup.
Don't worry, be happy.
(This part is not so true,
But I needed something to see this through.
Don't worry, be happy.)
a hiker with dry feet i've yet to meet
dry ramen and peanut butta? mm lets eat!
don't worry be happy :)
My guy zoidfu was banned from this site
Apparently his view aren't far enough to the right
Don't worry, be happy
It's day's like this, that make me wish
I was out hiking or catching a fish
Don't worry, be happy
Plodderman
07-14-2009, 11:23
I am always go with the motto Don't worry be happy on the trail.
ShelterLeopard
07-14-2009, 13:02
Traceless was once my name,
Now I'm ShelterLeopard for the GAME,
Don't worry, be happy.
Named myself but that's alright,
Traceless just wasn't tight,
Don't worry, be happy.
ShelterLeopard
07-14-2009, 13:04
Shelter Leopard because at night,
A shelter is my favorite sight.
Don't worry, be happy.
Now my mind is tied in rhymes,
But they're good times.
Don't worry, be happy.
ShelterLeopard
07-14-2009, 13:06
Shelter Leopard because at night,
A shelter is my favorite sight.
Don't worry, be happy.
And if a boyscout takes my face,
I might lose my cool and eat his face.
Don't worry, be happy.
I didn't mean to post this twice,
But posting once did not suffice.
Don't worry, be happy.