I know it is cheesy, but I print up shirts for my nephew and I on our yearly big hike, and I need some ideas. Funny is best, and mentioning hiking would be a plus lol. Last year I made him a girls gone wild film crew shirt.

My son always liked the phrase - I only do what the white blazes tell me to - but that may be copyrighted somewhere.

I don't think the copyright lawyers will find me on the trail lol, and the shirts are pretty worn out after hiking in them. I take 2 shirts including the one I wear, so about a week in each shirt on our yearly hike

I know it is cheesy, but I print up shirts for my nephew and I on our yearly big hike, and I need some ideas. Funny is best, and mentioning hiking would be a plus lol. Last year I made him a girls gone wild film crew shirt.

I'm sure these mushrooms are edible...:D

There were several folks at Trail Days with white blazes on their shirts. I could imagine people stepping on them if they were to lay on the ground :p.

I know it is cheesy, but I print up shirts for my nephew and I on our yearly big hike, and I need some ideas. Funny is best, and mentioning hiking would be a plus lol. Last year I made him a girls gone wild film crew shirt.

"May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full
moon on a dark night, and a road downhill all
the way to camp!" :)

How about something like:

For your nephew:
"My Real Uncle drives a Mercedes and takes me to Disney."

For you:
"My Real Nephew is on a Rhodes Scholarship."

I'm with stupid.

I'm sure these mushrooms are edible...:DNever seen the shirt but have heard those exact words quite a few times lol. Gotta love northern Cali

Hikers do it in the woods

Feed the Bears by Hand.......Pain is temporary and Chicks dig scars.

My favorite that I've seen is all orange and says "Don't Shoot - I'm a Hiker"

I'm with stupid.

funny, that's what i wear when i hike ;)

funny, that's what i wear when i hike ;)

And Warg wears "Stupid is as Stupid Does"

How about "I Drink Your Milkshake! I Drink it up!"

Lots of ideas, one of my favorite's is a 3D boot imprint that is embossed into the shirt with "Take a Hike!" or print something like this....

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban403l.jpg

"will hike for food"

"I look bad. I smell bad. I am bad."

--AT Hiker

Old hikers never die......they just smell that way.

"I may be stupid but I know I am stupid so that almost makes me smart."

This has been the funniest post I have seen on this site yet lol, and here i was thinkin about just puttin up a couple of boot prints with Take a hike written across them like so many other shirts I have seen. Heres one I have been thining about

My pack keeps getting lighter but I keep getting heavier

Genuine Hikeopath

Hikers do it dirtier.

"Save Pack Weight......Put it in Your Pockets"

Feed the Hiker

:bananaI'm ascending for the climax !

My Mind Wanders, And Sometimes Leaves Completely

Last hard climb of the day my ass.

I don't want to 'move mountains'....I just want to hike over them.