garlic08
08-29-2009, 22:46
Stolen from backpackinglite.com forum (I love the last one):
A half-eaten slice.
Ants swarm the cold, greasy plate.
A suicide note.
- anonymous
The ceiling fan turns.
The loaf sweats ominously.
Time is running out.
- anonymous
SPAM glistens pinkly;
Cat taps it with wary paw
To see if it's dead.
- anonymous
Does SPAM contain tongues?
When you eat it, does it taste
you as you taste it?
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Leaning to kiss her,
Smelling her breath, I thought of
Love and luncheon loaf.
--Rex Jones, rex@uis.msstate.edu
SPAM frying in lard
The whir of the kitchen fan
Summer of my youth
--Linda
Split the SPAM atom
Enormous pink mushroom cloud
World covered in pork
--Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au
Driving with Ute friends.
Miles of silence pass before,
"Price of SPAM is up."
- anonymous
Formless spawn of pork,
Leers with gelatinous gaze,
Taunting my lean soul.
--William Bradford, tslug@peak.org
If Hormel branched out
With new meat types, we might see
Spicken, Spish, or Speef.
--Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au
Roseate pork slab
How you quiver on my spork!
Radiant light, gelled.
--L. Sheahen, lsheahen@nas.edu
"A SPAM murder, Holmes?
Whither the murder weapon?"
"Alimentary."
--Ken Zuroski, zuroski@cmu.edu
What a mockery--
Lettuce and fruits surround SPAM.
Why gild the lily?
--L. Sheahen, lsheahen@nas.edu
Eat or be eaten.
With SPAM, you can never be
sure who is winning.
--Ben Hitz, hitz@cumbnd.bioc.columbia.edu
Fuchsia and chartreuse
The breakfast of champions
SPAM and Mountain Dew
--Bill Turner, turnerwj@muohio.edu
SPAM SHAM arrested
for "Incitement to Haiku"
and "Contempt of Pork."
--Rory, son of mickman
In Shakespeare's SPAMlet:
Shouts at Ophelia, "Get thee
to a cannery."
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Old retired jocks to
star in ads for new SPAM Lite.
"Tastes filling!" "Less great!"
--Bob Roberds, broberds@ix.netcom.com
New brand: Chia SPAM.
Meat and greens in every bite.
Hormel, we'd buy it!
--Bruce D. Sidlinger, Bruce@Sidlinger.COM
O'er black bubbling vat,
Snout, ears, feet, and fat. This, that.
Witches cackle, "SPAM!"
--William Routhier, routhier@cybercom.net
Queasy, greasy SPAM
Slithers without propulsion
Across a white plate.
--sarahb@lamar.colostate.edu
Patio slime trails
Are not from snails but anxious
SPAMs seeking escape.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
Churchill on SPAM: "A
riddle wrapped in a myst'ry
wrapped in some pink gel.".
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Evita eats a
slab of SPAM, sings "Don't Cry For
Me, Minnesota."
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
A half-eaten slice.
Ants swarm the cold, greasy plate.
A suicide note.
- anonymous
The ceiling fan turns.
The loaf sweats ominously.
Time is running out.
- anonymous
SPAM glistens pinkly;
Cat taps it with wary paw
To see if it's dead.
- anonymous
Does SPAM contain tongues?
When you eat it, does it taste
you as you taste it?
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Leaning to kiss her,
Smelling her breath, I thought of
Love and luncheon loaf.
--Rex Jones, rex@uis.msstate.edu
SPAM frying in lard
The whir of the kitchen fan
Summer of my youth
--Linda
Split the SPAM atom
Enormous pink mushroom cloud
World covered in pork
--Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au
Driving with Ute friends.
Miles of silence pass before,
"Price of SPAM is up."
- anonymous
Formless spawn of pork,
Leers with gelatinous gaze,
Taunting my lean soul.
--William Bradford, tslug@peak.org
If Hormel branched out
With new meat types, we might see
Spicken, Spish, or Speef.
--Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au
Roseate pork slab
How you quiver on my spork!
Radiant light, gelled.
--L. Sheahen, lsheahen@nas.edu
"A SPAM murder, Holmes?
Whither the murder weapon?"
"Alimentary."
--Ken Zuroski, zuroski@cmu.edu
What a mockery--
Lettuce and fruits surround SPAM.
Why gild the lily?
--L. Sheahen, lsheahen@nas.edu
Eat or be eaten.
With SPAM, you can never be
sure who is winning.
--Ben Hitz, hitz@cumbnd.bioc.columbia.edu
Fuchsia and chartreuse
The breakfast of champions
SPAM and Mountain Dew
--Bill Turner, turnerwj@muohio.edu
SPAM SHAM arrested
for "Incitement to Haiku"
and "Contempt of Pork."
--Rory, son of mickman
In Shakespeare's SPAMlet:
Shouts at Ophelia, "Get thee
to a cannery."
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Old retired jocks to
star in ads for new SPAM Lite.
"Tastes filling!" "Less great!"
--Bob Roberds, broberds@ix.netcom.com
New brand: Chia SPAM.
Meat and greens in every bite.
Hormel, we'd buy it!
--Bruce D. Sidlinger, Bruce@Sidlinger.COM
O'er black bubbling vat,
Snout, ears, feet, and fat. This, that.
Witches cackle, "SPAM!"
--William Routhier, routhier@cybercom.net
Queasy, greasy SPAM
Slithers without propulsion
Across a white plate.
--sarahb@lamar.colostate.edu
Patio slime trails
Are not from snails but anxious
SPAMs seeking escape.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
Churchill on SPAM: "A
riddle wrapped in a myst'ry
wrapped in some pink gel.".
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu
Evita eats a
slab of SPAM, sings "Don't Cry For
Me, Minnesota."
--Chris Fishel, ctf2m@virginia.edu