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GeneralLee10
11-29-2009, 19:48
I'm lost, do you know what time it is? I got an old watch, I need to use your map will you let me?
Hellmans is the only real mayonaise, and Jiff is the only real peanut butter...
Chaco Taco
11-29-2009, 19:56
Hellmans is the only real mayonaise, and Jiff is the only real peanut butter...
FAIL
Peter Pan is the only real peanut Butter
I'm lost, do you know what time it is? I got an old watch, I need to use your map will you let me?
hell, it's 5 o'clock somewhere. and yes, you can use my map. just don't spill anything on it.
Hellmans is the only real mayonaise, and Jiff is the only real peanut butter...
i will give you a learning curve since you're from texas, but darlin, the only REAL mayo is duke's.
Bulldawg
11-29-2009, 20:08
Hellmans is the only real mayonaise, and Jiff is the only real peanut butter...
i will give you a learning curve since you're from texas, but darlin, the only REAL mayo is duke's.
Yes maam, mayo FAIL!!!
No self respecting southerner would be caught using anything but Dukes!!
.......darlin, the only REAL mayo is duke's.The lady's right. :banana
Jaybird62
11-29-2009, 20:32
I figured there wasnt really anyone behind the wheel anyway
The nut behind the wheel is loose!;)
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/Jade_Samurai_2006/Achmed.jpg
GeneralLee10
11-29-2009, 21:35
Duke..... Who is that? Hey by the way did you know the sky is blue right now.
Kanga
I won't spill anything on your map I promise
I love the South
Duke..... Who is that? Hey by the way did you know the sky is blue right now.
Kanga
I won't spill anything on your map I promise
I love the South
this is he:
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/maiabelladona/60ab.jpg
and no it's not.
this is he:
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/maiabelladona/60ab.jpg
and no it's not.
the heck you say......
GeneralLee10
11-29-2009, 21:54
I still disagree no matter what:D
Bulldawg
11-29-2009, 21:55
I still disagree no matter what:D
Who are you really? MaxPatch?
GeneralLee10
11-29-2009, 22:02
Who are you really? MaxPatch?
Not MaxPatch
superman
11-29-2009, 22:12
You'll all agree with this...for sure.
My next thru hike I'm going to bring my pet chicken. Fresh eggs all the way. If it stops laying ...I'll choke it.:rolleyes:
I'll just drop chicken food as I hike and it will follow me...no need for a leash. I'll keep it in the shelters at night.:D
Wise Old Owl
11-29-2009, 22:26
You'll all agree with this...for sure.
My next thru hike I'm going to bring my pet chicken. Fresh eggs all the way. If it stops laying ...I'll choke it.:rolleyes:
I'll just drop chicken food as I hike and it will follow me...no need for a leash. I'll keep it in the shelters at night.:D
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/2.jpg
Oh no Superman is going to choke his chicken on the next thru!
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 09:06
That is animal abuse :eek:
Dances with Mice
11-30-2009, 09:27
So do most chemistry majors also have degrees in pedestal standing and jerkaphonics?No argument about that from me because they all do, every last single one of them. Me, I ain't smart enough to have no chemistry degree.
superman
11-30-2009, 10:18
That is animal abuse :eek:
Not if it's consensual.:D
Not if it's sensual.:D
you're a sick puppy, you know that?
Me, I ain't smart enough to have no chemistry degree.
Minor details.
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 10:24
He has a sick puppy, that is why he is going to bring along a Chicken
It is now 10:26
superman
11-30-2009, 10:40
you're a sick puppy, you know that?
LMAO, you'd think there would be some disagreement about that on an "argument" thread. Apparently, I found something that everyone agrees with.:D
I was just kidding about the chicken... really.:D
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 10:45
I was just kidding about the chicken... really.:D[/quote]
I don't think you were:)
Dances with Mice
11-30-2009, 10:54
I was just kidding about the chicken... really.Well, that's pretty clucked up.
superman
11-30-2009, 10:57
I was just kidding about the chicken... really.:D
I don't think you were:)[/quote]
When I first entered the military in 1965, the southern boys had an incredible number of jokes about having sex with their animals. Us Yankees boys were taken aback. Part of the shtick was that they'd never say whether they were just kidding or not. One of the other Yankee boys asked me if I thought they'd done any of that stuff...I just laughed and told him to be glad that he wasn't one of their animals.:D
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 11:01
I don't think you were:)
When I first entered the military in 1965, the southern boys had an incredible number of jokes about having sex with their animals. Us Yankees boys were taken aback. Part of the shtick was that they'd never say whether they were just kidding or not. One of the other Yankee boys asked me if I thought they'd done any of that stuff...I just laughed and told him to be glad that he wasn't one of their animals.:D[/quote]
That is to funny:)
LMAO, you'd think there would be some disagreement about that on an "argument" thread. Apparently, I found something that everyone agrees with.:D
I was just kidding about the chicken... really.:D
Yes once it's out there a chicken choker in our mist denial comes next
1. admit you have a chicken problem
2. admit your helpless
3. remenber what your mom said (You'll go blind)
superman
11-30-2009, 11:08
Yes once it's out there a chicken choker in our mist denial comes next
1. admit you have a chicken problem
2. admit your helpless
3. remenber what your mom said (You'll go blind)
Oh crap, does this mean I have to go to meetings. I'd be a drunk but I hate AAA meetings.:)
Oh crap, does this mean I have to go to meetings. I'd be a drunk but I hate AAA meetings.:)
If you repent right now and send $19.95 you'll be cure:banana
Dances with Mice
11-30-2009, 11:33
All military criminal investigators learn about the horrific Sanchez case (http://books.google.com/books?id=uUt9nziuDk4C&pg=PA91&lpg=PA91&dq=sanchez+chicken+case&source=bl&ots=kEV64zP5Tv&sig=S1Bj2ntano0fS1GQ9C5kOQkKLyw&hl=en&ei=9_ETS5_4DYz-M7_ryDM&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CAgQ6AEwAA#).
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 12:02
If you repent right now and send $19.95 you'll be cure:banana
I thought it was only 12 steps
that's a 12 pack you're thinking of. duh.
12 steps to drinking a 12 pack
1. open one and continue till they are all gone
sheepdog
11-30-2009, 12:10
What does it say on the bottom of a Maine beer bottle.
Open other end.
warraghiyagey
11-30-2009, 12:25
I betcha he thinks Hellmans is real mayonnaise too!!
Oh no you di'int . . . :eek:
That is animal abuse :eek:
Or self-abuse. . . . I hate myself. . . .:sun
alot. . . .
superman
11-30-2009, 12:26
What does it say on the bottom of a Maine beer bottle.
Open other end.
Why does a claymore say "front" on one side of it...cause stuff happens.:)
superman
11-30-2009, 12:28
If you repent right now and send $19.95 you'll be cure:banana
I think that smacks of "selling indulgences.":-?
Oh no you di'int . . . :eek:
Or self-abuse. . . . I hate myself. . . .:sun
alot. . . .
well i love you
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 12:32
I don't love you:p JK I love all but myself too.:eek:
I mite not get in 12 steps after a 12pack of Heineken. The little green guy in the bottle trips me all the time.
superman
11-30-2009, 12:37
All military criminal investigators learn about the horrific Sanchez case (http://books.google.com/books?id=uUt9nziuDk4C&pg=PA91&lpg=PA91&dq=sanchez+chicken+case&source=bl&ots=kEV64zP5Tv&sig=S1Bj2ntano0fS1GQ9C5kOQkKLyw&hl=en&ei=9_ETS5_4DYz-M7_ryDM&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CAgQ6AEwAA#).
Poor Airman Sanchez fell in love and had consentual sex. No money was involved. The chicken was not only the bride but the main course at the wedding. An offspring resulted from the union. Sanchez was torn between making an omelet or raising a flock of chickens that bore an odd resemblence to himself.:)
Old Hiker
11-30-2009, 12:52
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (No offense to former Marines!)
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (No offense to former Marines!)
holy ****balls! are you gonna share whatever you're having?
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 13:24
holy ****balls! are you gonna share whatever you're having?
Most likely not to share. What do you think?
Old Hiker
11-30-2009, 13:24
Politely, just for argument's sake: if I'm already having it, how can I share it? Isn't that the way to giardia?
Impolitely, just for the thread's sake: not just NO, but H*** NO!!! It's mine! MINE, I say, MINE!
Even I wouldn't argue with the fella on this bottle:
http://www.moosehead.ca/moosehead.com/corporate/images/products/MoosePale.gif
Most likely not to share. What do you think?
i secretly deep down think that you are right but i am here to argue so i will go with yes, he will share.
politely, Just For Argument's Sake: If I'm Already Having It, How Can I Share It? Isn't That The Way To Giardia?
Impolitely, Just For The Thread's Sake: Not Just No, But H*** No!!! It's Mine! Mine, I Say, Mine!
yes The Hell You Will!! I Command You!!!
Buzz_Lightfoot
11-30-2009, 13:44
If you repent right now and send $19.95 you'll be cure:banana
If you call in the next five minutes... you will be double-cured!
It's 1:44, hurry!
Even I wouldn't argue with the fella on this bottle:
http://www.moosehead.ca/moosehead.com/corporate/images/products/MoosePale.gif
that's because you're a puss.
and, you don't exist.
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 13:49
This has gotten way out of hand!:D
that's because you're a puss.
Wrong, I'm a dick, just ask anyone here :)
Wrong, I'm a dick, just ask anyone here :)
i agree... if you existed, that is
What does it say on the bottom of a Maine beer bottle.
"Unfit for consumption. Give to nearest resident for safe disposal."
Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome Ale taste very good today. Anybody want to argue with that?
Jester2000
11-30-2009, 14:34
Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome Ale taste very good today. Anybody want to argue with that?
I'm going to choose to believe that what you're suggesting is that it doesn't taste good on other days, and you're just plain wrong.
I'm going to choose to believe that what you're suggesting is that it doesn't taste good on other days, and you're just plain wrong.
I can not speak to the taste of this bier on other days. I stay away from English bier as a rule. My normal choice is bier from the lands of the original pagans of nothwestern Europe. One of them or thier ancestors surely had and/or has an inflluence on the brewery of this Samuel Smith fellow. Just sayin....
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 14:46
Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome Ale taste very good today. Anybody want to argue with that?
not good, not even a beer
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 14:49
I am right y'all are all wrong yup wrong. And this is true:D
GeneralLee10
11-30-2009, 14:51
youre a freak.
That's what she tells me
I'm absolutely sick to the gills with you people who refuse to address the issue at hand. If you continue to insult each other instead of staying on task than you are as wishy washy as your position.
AND if you refuse to address my heretofore mentioned points, then I name you cowards.
This has gotten way out of hand!:D
Superman's chicken would agree. :eek:
not good, not even a beer
You leave me little room of arguement about Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome Ale from Tadcaster England. I can argue about this particular bottle of bier (550ml 6%alc./vol) from Yorkshire's oldest brewery on an appraisal for this particular bottle. The English are notoriously unreliable as producers of just about anything. Have you ever been to that place?
I'm absolutely sick to the gills with you people who refuse to address the issue at hand. If you continue to insult each other instead of staying on task than you are as wishy washy as your position.
AND if you refuse to address my heretofore mentioned points, then I name you cowards.
Go find some poop to pack out. Thats what all your "heretofore points" are worth. You being a designated poop packer outer.
Well, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!.
Bet you didn't expect it this deep into the thread.
INQUISITION? Sounds like a good name for beer from Spain. Good wine. Lots of good stuff from Spain. Beer from there will never be real bier.
The Weasel
11-30-2009, 16:43
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (No offense to former Marines!)
'E never did that before!
TW
'E never did that before!
TW
He's pining for the fjords.
Old Hiker
12-02-2009, 12:53
'E never did that before!
TW
Only takes once for most people or parrots and I can only think of only one guy overcame it.
superman
12-02-2009, 13:02
Argument thread is still going? I thought I won the argument.:rolleyes:
girls always win over boys. you sure are slow.
superman
12-02-2009, 13:30
girls always win over boys. you sure are slow.
I believe the correct response would be "Yes maam.":) ...but in an arumentative way.
superman
12-02-2009, 13:35
why, bless your heart.
Before I had an ex-wife I actually thought I had an opinion.:D
superman
12-02-2009, 13:41
Before I had an ex-wife I actually thought I had an opinion.:D
I thought northbound was better....she thought south bound was better...silly me.:rolleyes:
you should never try to think. you might hurt yourself.
warraghiyagey
12-02-2009, 14:37
Wrong, I'm a dick, just ask anyone here :)
agreed. . . . :D
At least you're not Skan. . . . I mean Kanga. . . . yikes. . . . that dude is messed up. . . . .
Dances with Mice
12-02-2009, 14:39
agreed. . . . :D
At least you're not Skan. . . . I mean Kanga. . . . yikes. . . . that dude is messed up. . . . .Poor warraghiyagey. Damn shame about the way he died.
warraghiyagey
12-02-2009, 14:40
Poor warraghiyagey. Damn shame about the way he died.
I don't even know who posted that. . . . . :)
I don't even know who posted that. . . . . :)
hey vonfrick! sorry about your dude. let's go boy toy shopping shall we?
superman
12-02-2009, 15:24
you should never try to think. you might hurt yourself.
Yes, you are right...of course. My point was that when ever a couple breaks up it's because they are going in two different directions....and this doesn't have anything to do with a thread that was closed.
of course. i know what i'm talking about. i quit thinking years ago. and you know what? all of a sudden like, my brain stopped hurting. i mean, i always thought something was wrong with me but no, i was just putting too much effort into something useless.
superman
12-02-2009, 15:29
of course. i know what i'm talking about. i quit thinking years ago. and you know what? all of a sudden like, my brain stopped hurting. i mean, i always thought something was wrong with me but no, i was just putting too much effort into something useless.
You're very wise for such a young woman.:)
aaand... now i know why they call you superman!
warraghiyagey
12-02-2009, 15:36
hey vonfrick! sorry about your dude. let's go boy toy shopping shall we?
http://www.meetgaycouples.com/uploads_article/1000/31/0_2716.jpg
i quit thinking years ago. and you know what? all of a sudden like, my brain stopped hurting. i mean, i always thought something was wrong with me but no, i was just putting too much effort into something useless.
Couldn't agree more. . . . .
superman
12-02-2009, 15:37
aaand... now i know why they call you superman!
No, "superman" came from long, long ago in a far off galaxy.:)
warraghiyagey
12-02-2009, 15:38
No, "superman" came from long, long ago in a far off galaxy.:)
That's Star Wars dipshlit. . . .
superman
12-02-2009, 15:40
That's Star Wars dipshlit. . . .
Is Waryeggy another name for Yoda?:)
Is Waryeggy another name for Yoda?:)
jabba.....
warraghiyagey
12-02-2009, 15:43
http://bp3.blogger.com/_faiZuETnJSs/Rl4_VL4_DsI/AAAAAAAAANU/1t4YXxYDaKk/s400/ambiguously+gay+duo.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_faiZuETnJSs/Rl4_VL4_DsI/AAAAAAAAANU/1t4YXxYDaKk/s400/ambiguously+gay+duo.jpg
I think you're Ace and Gary. :rolleyes:
Old Hiker
12-03-2009, 07:52
girls always win over boys. you sure are slow.
Men compete. Women cooperate. Is it any wonder we men lose every time?!? (Figuratively speaking: I'm married, so I'm no longer a man.)
Ladytrekker
12-03-2009, 08:32
Does arguing with myself count. Here I sit indoors in an office with no windows before this computer cussing myself out for letting it get to this.
Jester2000
12-03-2009, 10:11
Men compete. Women cooperate.
You've obviously never seen the violence of the wedding dress sale at Filenes Basement.
Men compete. Women cooperate.
You've obviously never seen the violence of the wedding dress sale at Filenes Basement.
I think he means women cooperate in fooling men. They certainly compete between themselves - no question.
Does arguing with myself count. Here I sit indoors in an office with no windows before this computer cussing myself out for letting it get to this.
Amen brother, Amen.
Dances with Mice
12-03-2009, 11:16
You've obviously never seen the violence of the wedding dress sale at Filenes Basement.So how bad did you get hurt?
So how bad did you get hurt?
..and did you find something pretty? :eek:
So how bad did you get hurt?Not as bad as Tiger Woods.
..and did you find something pretty? :eek:And does it fit well? :rolleyes::eek:
Old Hiker
12-03-2009, 13:02
Does arguing with myself count. Here I sit indoors in an office with no windows before this computer cussing myself out for letting it get to this.
Arguing with yourself is OK. Talking to yourselfis OK. When you start telling yourself jokes you've never heard, THEN you have problems.
Old Hiker
12-03-2009, 13:02
<yourself is>
superman
12-03-2009, 13:06
I find it hard to believe that Jester would shop any place but yard sales after his success with the 7 Bills outfits. I heard that he was working on changing his name to Bill...just so his name would match his shirt.:D
superman
12-03-2009, 13:09
Does arguing with myself count. Here I sit indoors in an office with no windows before this computer cussing myself out for letting it get to this.
Do you mean arguing with yourself...or do you just hear voices arguing?:)
Ladytrekker
12-03-2009, 13:39
Do you mean arguing with yourself...or do you just hear voices arguing?:)
Probably both, I have to be disturbed I work at the morgue.
superman
12-03-2009, 13:47
Probably both, I have to be disturbed I work at the morgue.
Good job...no complaints. They can't kick.:)
Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead there...oh wait...I will be.:confused:
Jester2000
12-03-2009, 14:34
So how bad did you get hurt?
..and did you find something pretty? :eek:
I am, alas, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
warraghiyagey
12-23-2009, 09:18
Damn hippie. . .
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.
While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.
If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.
One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area!!
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.
While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.
If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.
One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
Serial 07
12-23-2009, 10:13
don't start with your "white zone" bs again...
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
Who told you about my morning?
sheepdog
12-23-2009, 12:11
When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area!!
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.
While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.
If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.
One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
sorry i never read more than 5 lines :D
mweinstone
12-23-2009, 13:04
i use sprint. it works in most places.
sheepdog
12-23-2009, 13:09
i use sprint. it works in most places.
who are you and what have you done with mathewski??
ShelterLeopard
12-23-2009, 13:17
don't start with your "white zone" bs again...
I know what this is really about, you want me to get an abortion.
srestrepo
12-23-2009, 14:53
You wouldn't!...
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.
While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.
If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.
One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
Nobody cares about the Hagerstown Suns.
ShelterLeopard
12-23-2009, 15:16
You wouldn't!...
Just for anyone who's never seen the movie Airplane! , that's a quote from the movie. (Just making sure no one misunderstands my above post.)
I disagree....and if you had one it wouldn't help anyway.....
Just for anyone who's never seen the movie Airplane! , that's a quote from the movie. (Just making sure no one misunderstands my above post.)
Shlep,
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you like gladiator movies?
mweinstone
12-25-2009, 07:05
sony has released a new argument to the masses! called,"stop pushing yourself over pope" the argument revolves around the theory the lady who pushed the pope was a fake pusher hired for effect.
Shlep,
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you like gladiator movies?
Can we leave WF out of this?:eek:
Ladytrekker
12-25-2009, 11:06
When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area!!
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.
While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.
If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.
One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR.....(season ticket holder)
mweinstone
12-25-2009, 11:08
as babys, our first arguments are ,"no! im not sleepy!"
as big babys our arguments are,"im,le tired"
sheepdog
12-25-2009, 11:41
as babys, our first arguments are ,"no! im not sleepy!"
as big babys our arguments are,"im,le tired"
excellent.....
IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR.....(season ticket holder)
:-? hold your hand in the air a la high five..
now practice saying "We're # 5!" :D
mweinstone
12-25-2009, 16:59
anyone wanna argue about anything poop or fart related/ no? then were all done here. nice thread. happy new year. so long.
IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR.....(season ticket holder)
god, what i wouldn't have given to be a season ticket holder. to see tebow cry in person. ahhh.
mweinstone
12-25-2009, 18:06
frikkin monkey threads got deleted.
I'm renewing this thread to respectfully tell you that you are all totally, completely wrong.
I alone glow with perfection, and should be treated as royalty.:sun
By the way, I saw the Nazis, but where's Hitler? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)
By the way, I saw the Nazis, but where's Hitler? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)That would be Minnesota Smith and his WhiteBlaze privileges have been revoked for some time. :rolleyes::eek:
johnnybgood
03-02-2010, 17:14
That would be Minnesota Smith and his WhiteBlaze privileges have been revoked for some time. :rolleyes::eek:
The malcontent is now just content. :rolleyes:
The malcontent is now just content. :rolleyes:
I disagree. Get your glasses; plenty of malcontents around.