View Full Version : How to stop Alien Abductions and mind control
DrRichardCranium
01-02-2010, 16:49
http://www.stopabductions.com/
Everything you need right here, folks! Tell all your friends! Maybe someone could invent an Ultralight version.
SurferNerd
01-02-2010, 16:56
Do they make an underpants model for those Aliens that like probing? :datz
http://www.stopabductions.com/
Everything you need right here, folks! Tell all your friends! Maybe someone could invent an Ultralight version.
Hey Dick, you are the head expert on aliens & mind control :banana
okay, so are you saying my aluminum helmet doesn't really work? i've been wearing it for years and haven't been abducted (that i know of).
Do you suppose it is sturdy enough for duel purpose as a cereal bowl?
SurferNerd
01-02-2010, 17:07
Now there's an idea. Make a cereal bowl that can be turned over and plopped upon one's head to prevent abduction. It might induce severe vomiting and a heavy rash, but it would work, haha.
Do you suppose it is sturdy enough for duel purpose as a cereal bowl?
Graywolf
01-02-2010, 19:14
This is my thought. If you want to keep your self safe from Alien Abductions, then go hike the AT, wait several days before showering..Add wait several days before next shower, viola...perfect anti-abduction protection...
http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sFun_abduct2.gif
Have a nice day!!!
Dances with Mice
01-02-2010, 21:59
OK, let's say that you are abducted by aliens while on a hike then returned further up the trail than the spot from where you were picked up. You have now missed some blazes.
What would that be called? "Gray blazing"?
Bulldawg
01-02-2010, 22:16
OK, let's say that you are abducted by aliens while on a hike then returned further up the trail than the spot from where you were picked up. You have now missed some blazes.
What would that be called? "Gray blazing"?
Interesting question Ray, ask Tarlin.
Jester2000
01-02-2010, 22:45
After all the anal probing, you're probably not going to feel like hiking much anyway.
atraildreamer
01-03-2010, 00:08
After all the anal probing, you're probably not going to feel like hiking much anyway.
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16970&page=2
See post #25...:eek: :banana
DrRichardCranium
01-03-2010, 00:21
boy, you just ain't right.
But you got a real purty mouth!
<<banjos playing>>................
okay, so are you saying my aluminum helmet doesn't really work? i've been wearing it for years and haven't been abducted (that i know of).
brought to you by researchers at MIT...
Click here... (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/)
As you can see from the white warning sign at the Maine border, alien abduction has long been an issue on the AT.
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/5/0/2/5/0296752-r2-e150a_original.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showimage.php?i=38804&c=528)
Doooglas
01-03-2010, 13:39
Hey Dick, you are the head expert on aliens & mind control :banana
Yep. Dick..B... Head, for sure :rolleyes:
OK, let's say that you are abducted by aliens while on a hike then returned further up the trail than the spot from where you were picked up. You have now missed some blazes.
What would that be called? "Gray blazing"?
i thought aliens were green? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Toolshed
01-03-2010, 21:38
I've been using my night vision scope watching Nibirus get closer every night... 3600 years is a long time to wait.
DrRichardCranium
01-03-2010, 21:39
Among the alien abduction people, at least some types of aliens are called "grays."
Dances with Mice
01-03-2010, 22:18
i thought aliens were green? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)You must be being abducted by the environmentally friendly ones.
Why would you want to stop an alien abduction and mind control?
I got abyducted one time. Me and the wife was arguing n she went running out the house and I went to chase er' and I lost my shoe in the mud and then I turned around and my trailer done fell in and then I got sucked up. Maybe that was a tornado now that I think about it.
The Old Fhart
01-04-2010, 06:46
Jester2000-"After all the anal probing, you're probably not going to feel like hiking much anyway." Wishful thinking or experience? :p
Buzz_Lightfoot
01-04-2010, 12:58
Hey, those things don't work. They didn't stop me from abdu...
Oh wait, forget I said that.
Just a fair warning, that I am from Roswell NM, came to this earth in the 1940's and will be on the AT this year.
ShelterLeopard
01-04-2010, 13:23
I got abyducted one time. Me and the wife was arguing n she went running out the house and I went to chase er' and I lost my shoe in the mud and then I turned around and my trailer done fell in and then I got sucked up. Maybe that was a tornado now that I think about it.
[clapping]
Just a fair warning, that I am from Roswell NM, came to this earth in the 1940's and will be on the AT this year.
I did notice that on the 2010 register- I'll be making a UL anti- alien hat. :D
I think its: funny / worrying / weird / etc that they make it a point to say that one of the users of this thing is a "Full-time employed aviation technical writer"
Yea, I ain't doing anymore flying!
Anyway, by half way down the page I was ROTFLMAO
At least that's what the voices in my head say I did. :bse
vonfrick
01-04-2010, 15:26
okay, so are you saying my aluminum helmet doesn't really work? i've been wearing it for years and haven't been abducted (that i know of).
are you trying to get abducted??
has anyone tried a UL Ti helmet?? could double as a cookpot??
Monkeyboy
01-05-2010, 13:09
They don't look green or gray to me.......look more of a dark olive.
http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/illegal-aliens-taxes1.jpg
Gray Blazer
01-05-2010, 14:14
Now there's an idea. Make a cereal bowl that can be turned over and plopped upon one's head to prevent abduction. It might induce severe vomiting and a heavy rash, but it would work, haha.
That would make you a cereal killer.
DrRichardCranium
01-06-2010, 10:38
That would make you a cereal killer.
Hey look, it's one of those gray blazers! How far up the trail did you get to ride in the alien space craft?
DrRichardCranium
01-06-2010, 10:41
Just a fair warning, that I am from Roswell NM, came to this earth in the 1940's and will be on the AT this year.
Then your trailname should be "Klaatu!"
:D