Just move me into assisted living!

[moytoy]

I told my children to move me into assisted living if they find me in the woods with any of the following.:eek:

hiking with an umbrella
hiking with ear plugs (walkman, etc.)
wearing tights (anytime)

[modiyooch]

I told them when I enter into Alzheimers, just to release me on the AT. I'll do fine.

[Toolshed]

What's wrong with tights?

[Wise Old Owl]

stops the circulation to the brain.....



Turns the gonads into flapjacks.......

[Toolshed]

Well, hell, I can think of somewhere else that stops circulation to the brain and it never bothered ME before. :banana

[Cabin Fever]

I told my children to move me into assisted living if they find me in the woods with any of the following.:eek:

hiking with an umbrella
hiking with ear plugs (walkman, etc.)
wearing tights (anytime)

I guess it never gets cold enough in Florida for tights. They are a tool of the trade for winter hiking here.

[cowboy nichols]

I've left letters to all my children That if I go hiking without my dogs "Do NOT HUNT FOR ME " no assisted anything for me.

[Hooch]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8905.jpg

[moytoy]

I guess it never gets cold enough in Florida for tights. They are a tool of the trade for winter hiking here.

Down in Maryville where I,m from "real men don't wear tights" I guess they do in Kingsport. Just Kidding.
BTW .. This is on the Humor forum.

Many years ago (1959) I hiked on a trail near Kingsport called the Davy Crockett Trail. Does that trail still exist?

[Doctari]

You won't wear tights? Well then, I'm not going to tell you I wear panty hose in winter, so there :p

I'm getting a DNR tattoo just like Hooch (prolly for the same reason), right in the middle of my chest!!!

[D'Artagnan]

You won't wear tights? Well then, I'm not going to tell you I wear panty hose in winter, so there :p

I'm getting a DNR tattoo just like Hooch (prolly for the same reason), right in the middle of my chest!!!


I got a chuckle out of that. I'm not sure that's ACTUALLY Hooch. (Unless he's started wearing a certain garment for support and his hands have aged a lot.) :D

[Disney]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8905.jpg


Is that the Old Folks Home badass?

[sherrill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUjhEHlh7s

[Takijeep]

:D
You won't wear tights? Well then, I'm not going to tell you I wear panty hose in winter, so there :p

I'm getting a DNR tattoo just like Hooch (prolly for the same reason), right in the middle of my chest!!!

Too bad that tats are not a sign of legal intent! A DNR is only valid for one year in most states! Also makes it kinda hard to change your mind.:D:D

[Manwich]

Turns the gonads into flapjacks.......


Since this is a humor forum I'm going to jump in headfirst: Your wife had no complaints!

[Cabin Fever]

Down in Maryville where I,m from "real men don't wear tights" I guess they do in Kingsport. Just Kidding.
BTW .. This is on the Humor forum.

Many years ago (1959) I hiked on a trail near Kingsport called the Davy Crockett Trail. Does that trail still exist?

Are you sure you are not thinking about Kingston? I have never heard of a Davy Crockett trail - Kingsport or Kingston?

[Manwich]

Too bad that tats are not a sign of legal intent! A DNR is only valid for one year in most states! Also makes it kinda hard to change your mind.:D:D

Or, if your name is Mike Schiavo, it's only valid for 20 seconds.

[moytoy]

Are you sure you are not thinking about Kingston? I have never heard of a Davy Crockett trail - Kingsport or Kingston?

I researched a little deeper. The trail we walked was on Hwy 11e, halfway between Johnson City and Greeneville. I believe it was about 12 miles. Probably what is now the Davy Crockett State Park area. I was only 12 so my memory may not be so good. It was a prep hike for the AT hike we did in 1960.
happy trails
Jim Humphrey

[kayak karl]

i told them the opposite. if they find me incoherency and confused, throw me on the trail:)

[Toolshed]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8905.jpg

That's one hell of a manboob!!!!!