View Full Version : Looking for sugar momma
Rockhound
02-15-2010, 13:12
Recently I have found my desire to hike and lack of desire to obtain gainful employment incompatible, at least under my present circumstances. Therefor I am seeking an independently wealthy woman between the ages of 95 and 100 who is looking for a death beneficiary. In the meantime she should be willing to share access to her bank accounts and in exchange I would be willing to share all my trail stories. A long distance relationship would be best but if a face to face meeting would be required to obtain a pin number I understand and would be willing to make that sacrifice. Serious inquiries only.
Lone Wolf
02-15-2010, 13:15
what's the matter? hippy commune living gettin' to ya?
Rockhound
02-15-2010, 13:16
what's the matter? hippy commune living gettin' to ya?
Lovin' life. Unfortunately that green paper is still a necessity.
trailangelbronco
02-15-2010, 16:06
I need someone to donate at least six months salary tome so I can go thru hike.
Pebble Puppy, you actually have the pebbles to start a thread with that post. LOL
I'm sure your Email inbox has been inundated with offers! LOL
Hey, if you find any wealthy spinsters to take you up on your oh so generous offer ask if they have any wealthy sisters, relatives, or friends for me! I'm beneficiary material too! LOL
GrubbyJohn
02-16-2010, 22:15
Me too......
Ox97GaMe
02-16-2010, 23:32
I found one, but she doesnt have any sisters, kids, or ex husbands in the picture. She was just sitting around, wondering where to hoard her millions.
the catch..... I have to take care of her 137 cats when she dies. She said something about Uncle Sam not allowing her to leave her inheritance to pets.
Benefits of being in the right place at the right time. Gotta love those visits to the asylum. :-D
Cats only have a lifespan of 20 years, so in ten years the majority of your responsibilities will be put to ground, so to speak....
Not too bad of a trade off.:D
cowboy nichols
02-17-2010, 08:29
DARN!!!! I'm finally to young for someone!!!
Ladytrekker
02-17-2010, 09:18
I want the male version of this. LOL
sherrill
02-17-2010, 09:19
Talk to John Edwards. Maybe he can put in a word with "Bunny" for you. :rolleyes:
PP,
I volunteer. Send me your bank account routing # and account # offline so I can start making deposits. Sounds like a great use of my idle millions.
Old Hiker
02-17-2010, 10:39
I found one, but she doesnt have any sisters, kids, or ex husbands in the picture. She was just sitting around, wondering where to hoard her millions.
the catch..... I have to take care of her 137 cats when she dies. She said something about Uncle Sam not allowing her to leave her inheritance to pets.
Benefits of being in the right place at the right time. Gotta love those visits to the asylum. :-D
Any Chinese restaurants nearby? AYCE places near the AT?
I'm sure each and every cat would like to be transported to the vet in a brand new BMW or some such!