View Full Version : can sex prevent hypothermia?
mweinstone
02-23-2010, 19:21
say two hikers are freezing. they ask each other just before they fall unconcious, if we had sex would we live? whats the answer?
superman
02-23-2010, 19:34
Who could say "no" if it were for medicinal purposes? It wouldn't be any different than swapping spit in doing mouth to mouth, tongue to tongue resuscitation. Just sayin.:)
What have they got to lose?
Dances with Mice
02-23-2010, 19:39
What if one of them is frigid?
srestrepo
02-23-2010, 19:43
well, say they do. and then say the guy finishes... how long before he falls asleep and eventually dies... i guess that wouldn't be so bad. provided he had a good time and whatnot...
What if one of them is frigid?
Or your spouse?
wvgrinder
02-23-2010, 19:51
It works. That's why us West Virginians never winter hike w/o our pet sheep. :banana
warraghiyagey
02-23-2010, 19:51
It works. That's why us West Virginians never winter hike w/o our pet sheep. :banana
. . . or siblings. . .
wvgrinder
02-23-2010, 19:52
. . . or siblings. . .
Hey, that's sick!
Toolshed
02-23-2010, 20:41
Well if you make her scream loud enough the Rangers will find you and rescue you!!! :banana
Rocket Jones
02-23-2010, 20:45
This thread should be combined with the "Am I Weird For Hiking Alone" thread. How low can it go? :)
mweinstone
02-23-2010, 20:58
eggsulent question rj.much.
mweinstone
02-23-2010, 20:58
we have not begun to stoop.
Grimelowe
02-23-2010, 21:00
I guess it is fine... though my hiking buddy probably isn't so happy about me going all 'brokeback'.:-?
Wise Old Owl
02-23-2010, 21:04
I guess it is fine... though my hiking buddy probably isn't so happy about me going all 'brokeback'.:-?
WOW FIFTEEN POSTS BEFORE GOING GAY.. NEW WB RECORD!:banana
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/opus_bill.gif
NOW WE WAIT FOR THE NAZI POST....
scottdennis
02-23-2010, 21:05
I guess it is fine... though my hiking buddy probably isn't so happy about me going all 'brokeback'.:-?
Kind of my first thought! The initial question is vague. Some have assumed that the hikers are male/female. LOL!
mweinstone
02-23-2010, 21:09
iv just received a telephone bid from a patron who whishes to remaine anonomus. i have 30.03 from the man on the phone whith the high voice. do i hear 31 dollars?
iv just received a telephone bid from a patron who whishes to remaine anonomus. i have 30.03 from the man on the phone whith the high voice. do i hear 31 dollars?
Wrong thread, Matty. Click here (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?p=976199#post976199).
mweinstone
02-23-2010, 21:16
yeah yeah yeah it was made up anyway.
NBC covered this topic years ago. The example was an episode of Taxi, with Latka Gravis and a random female cabdriver stranded in a winter storm. He was faced with the choice--have sex and live; don't and die.
"So, tell me a little bit about yourself...."
TWS
mweinstone
02-23-2010, 21:28
maby just dirty talk could generate some heat....not for me though. unless laughing works.
NOW WE WAIT FOR THE NAZI POST....
I'm confused. I understand the sex part but why am I freezing on a hike with a frigid nazi?
Toolshed
02-24-2010, 07:42
WOW FIFTEEN POSTS BEFORE GOING GAY.. NEW WB RECORD!:banana
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/opus_bill.gif
NOW WE WAIT FOR THE NAZI POST....
FURCHRISSAKES, I'm just glad we're not talking about bloody tarptents again. Though I'm sure someone will figure out a way to work in how much better sex can be in a tarptent.
mweinstone
02-24-2010, 07:54
"if i get hypothermic will you have sex with me?"
"i guess."
"what are you doing!?"
"jumping in the snow naked, why do you ask such foolish questions?"
Not Sunshine
02-24-2010, 08:04
just because i recently heard this from a group of medical professionals:
if you find someone who is hypothermic (early or late stages) and you are alone - go get help. it does no good to try to rewarm them if there's no help on the way.
if you thaw a frozen body (especially digits/toes) and they get re-frozen - say goodbye. refrozen limbs stand no chance at survival - they will turn black and fall off.
and never perform CPR on a hypothermic patient. their heart rate decreases naturally, and pounding on their chest may lead to a fatal arrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythm that may kill them).
that said, if i were on the verge of death, i don't think i'd be interested in the sex, but a warm man laying on me might be a pleasant way to go. ;)
mweinstone
02-24-2010, 08:09
if i find you hypothermic in the early stages you want me to go for help? even though i have plenty of skill at saveing your life. i could build a fire, put you in my sleeping bag and then go for help after hot tea and a pep talk. now, wouldnt that be better? or will you be mumbeling, "no, let me freeze all the way so they can thaw me evenly"?
What if one of them is frigid?
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya' are!
wrongway_08
02-24-2010, 15:43
Would it make a difference in heat retention if said hikers are in a TARPTENT or Hubba-Hubba?
Well little johnny, you see.....me and your mom got really cold this one night.........
mweinstone
02-24-2010, 15:58
im going to tell this because it hurts to hold it in its so funny. as a teen. maby 14 or 15. on one of my forreys alone from philadelphia to the trail abouts port clinton/hamburg watershed area,....i fell. on a cold blustery winters afternoon. sun going down,...thaught my leg was broken,....had the early signs of hypothermia,....went twords shock,......and thaught,...maby....maby if i,.....well,.....you know,.....it will make heat.
no. frozen hands cause imediate shrinkage.
so i got up and walked it off. taught me all about inexsperience and shock. thank god i was alone.
And you've been carrying hand warmers every since? :D
mweinstone
02-24-2010, 16:11
rolland has posted the singel best funny post in the simple response catagory. the sounds of baddaboom resound thruout the thruosphere.
Even on hiking forum I can't believe this many people are obsessed about
hypothermia. :confused:
mweinstone
02-24-2010, 16:15
as we speak, deals are in the working for me to be placed strategically in rm 23 at a certian undisclosed time less than a few hours from now. cant give details. but if this mirical of nasa engeneering i call my world does manage to provide an early capture of the town and its sexyfolk,....i would be proud to represent billville as your eye in the mix. i would take this laptop to rm 23 and drunk post all night if possible. rm 23 has free internet from the neighbors unsecured router.
thelowend
02-24-2010, 16:29
I'm confused. I understand the sex part but why am I freezing on a hike with a frigid nazi?
talk about hell..
When "sex" is the question, generally the answer is "yes".
When "sex" is the question, generally the answer is "yes".
heavy g gets it
Wise Old Owl
02-24-2010, 20:01
http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/man-vs-wild-will-ferrell-feels-the-freeze.html
So let me get this straight two guys go hiking together and hypothermia sets in and someone suggests sex?
Oh wait yea thats been done Bear Grylls and Will Ferrell.
Rocket Jones
02-24-2010, 20:57
Would I need a footprint for that?
trailangelbronco
02-24-2010, 21:16
Only for Black Bear style.
look on the bright side....Maybe the cold will keep the hiker funk down a bit...
Buzz_Lightfoot
02-27-2010, 09:15
in a word "shrinkage"
lol that was my take on this trail legend.
Furlough
02-27-2010, 11:30
Even on hiking forum I can't believe this many people are obsessed about
hypothermia. :confused:
I am fairly certain their obession in regards to this thread has little to do with the hypothrmia part of the topic. :)
Tipi Walter
02-27-2010, 12:32
What have they got to lose?
If they're male/female, about 18 years of their freedom--fertilized zygote.