New Dog Breeds on the trail?

[Old Hillwalker]

New Dog Breeds Recognized by AKC


The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + ****zu
Bull..... Oh, never mind

[shelterbuilder]

Hillwalker,

THANK YOU for a good laugh. My wife and I (both sled dog people) were practically rolling on the floor!:D:D:D:D

[Rocket Jones]

Excellent! :D

[Elder]

:-? When my malemute climbed the fence to escape and be with the neighborhood collie....
we had mal-n-collie puppies. :eek:

[Feral Bill]

First Whiteblaze post I have printed out. Superb

[Arden]

Great post! We all need to LOL once in a while, and being a dog owner makes it even funnier :banana

[Migrating Bird]

Really enjoyed your post

Here is one I posted in another thread.

I was hiking Mt Greylock last weekend and came upon a guy and a girl (30ish) with a dog, I put a leash on my dog and said she's old and deaf. The guy said "mine is just old and bitchy" - after a pregnant pause - I said " Oh......you were talking about your dog"