View Full Version : matthewski predickted all this
mweinstone
09-09-2010, 07:07
now do you belive me?! am i still crazy for predickting the colapse of civilization. here we are! the brink. exactly as i pictured it. and screamed it at all of you.now am i stupid for suggesting camping gear would be the single most important possesions ever?that the skill to make fire from ice or pancakes from catails would one day get you sex and power and success in an apocoliptic world aint so far fetched is it suckers?and that women would fight over placentas to eat and children would eat parents dogs and birds would feast on most of the weak.......still outlandish? no crissis comming you still wanna say? what? my rice sofa idea is still silly?
no. in fact. matthewski has spent his 49 years studing the fesability of rice sofas and such. he has disreguarded the notion dreams contain futures. he was born with a understanding that this silly way of life we live was a sick and tourtured death throws soon to die death.now do any of you even understand how powerful our hiker community is/ stripped of our gear and thrust into a wilderness of future shortages, we will have skills needed. we should all drop this life now. tune out and drop out and become as trees planted in the trails. the time of heated houses and citys and granny on life support and taxes and flu shots is over. humans have failed to choose a viable path and will either become wandering nomadic tribs or die. no? am i so wrong?
Gray Blazer
09-09-2010, 07:15
The sky is falling (or should I say the ski is falling?).
BTW, we in G'ville FL are not all haters. What would Tim Tebow say?
Lone Wolf
09-09-2010, 07:16
yeah, you are so wrong. and stoned
mweinstone
09-09-2010, 07:19
i got lead and asbestose to encapsulate this beautiful morn. for alot of money. money that will purchace silly things my friends will yell at me for getting . like the 800$ tabletop electric water condenser hooked to the 1400$ foot pump battery power storage unit hooked to the 400$ flexible solar pad witch produces 3 gallons of water from the air useing electricity in environs down to 6 % humidity that im buying. putting these three available components together is my idea. im going to store it in a closet in a box. i will have the ability to make water from air and my own streangth. i call this "water in a box " and if i could get a backer, i would make a single unit and sell it to each and every american so we could all be water independent in crissis. and i would be rich enough to buy trail angel mary a new toilet seat. hers is all air filled and squishy and sissses when you sit down. i hate that. oh. and janet needs a hostle.
Gray Blazer
09-09-2010, 07:21
I want some of what he's having!
Lone Wolf
09-09-2010, 07:22
you can't buy a thru-hike. or a par round of golf
yeah, you are so wrong. and stoned
you think? maybe i could get him to send me some of his recipe....
Matthewski knows which way the river flows
Which way the wind blows
When the angel horn blows.
The same brains that have blown the world to piece
Can make it whole,
only when the heart will lead and follow.
Preachit, Bro.
bummer72
09-09-2010, 08:30
...too deep to read before my first 24oz of coffee, [procured, of course, from a petroleum industry subsidized retail outlet, (that being a gas station mini-mart...but Wawa coffee is SO good)!!!]
warraghiyagey
09-09-2010, 08:37
Ummmm . . . .
Old Hiker
09-09-2010, 08:45
...too deep to read before my first 24oz of coffee, [procured, of course, from a petroleum industry subsidized retail outlet, (that being a gas station mini-mart...but Wawa coffee is SO good)!!!]
Baba Wawa coffee??? you get Baba Wawa to make you coffee before she goes on the View?!?!?!? I kneel before your greatness!
SouthMark
09-09-2010, 09:44
you can't buy a thru-hike. or a par round of golf
Yeah, I have tried to buy a good golf game for years with no luck.
4eyedbuzzard
09-09-2010, 10:15
I think I'd need a lot of mushrooms to understand this.
MkBibble
09-09-2010, 10:52
... tabletop electric water condenser ... witch produces 3 gallons of water from the air useing electricity in environs down to 6 % humidity ... if i could get a backer, i would make a single unit and sell it to each and every american so we could all be water independent in crissis...
seems to me, that if ever american had one of these too much moisture would be removed from the air, and we would ALL go thirsty. I think we should keep this to ourselves!
Many Walks
09-09-2010, 11:11
seems to me, that if ever american had one of these too much moisture would be removed from the air, and we would ALL go thirsty. I think we should keep this to ourselves!
Dehydrated humans...snack food for bears!
mweinstone
09-09-2010, 11:48
laugh while you can monkey men. remember the fate of the boiling frog. after the comfort of the warm water heating up, the water gets too hot to stand. the frog, haveing waited too long to make an exit, suddenly at the last, flails and scalds and fails and falls. with not but a boiling noise to follow. when man is gone the sound remaining will be deafening.
Gray Blazer
09-09-2010, 11:51
UUuuummmm ... frog legs ....DOH!
A prelude to 2012 no doubt.
I hate it when a percentage of an action is used to express that action. Like, I gave 120 percent to the effort, that's impossible. So I use it here with trepidation. But "I understand 0 percent of what's being said here."
Gray Blazer
09-09-2010, 14:09
I hate it when a percentage of an action is used to express that action. Like, I gave 120 percent to the effort, that's impossible. So I use it here with trepidation. But "I understand 0 percent of what's being said here."
What's wrong with you? :-?
Gray Blazer
09-09-2010, 14:11
I hate it when a percentage of an action is used to express that action. Like, I gave 120 percent to the effort, that's impossible. So I use it here with trepidation. But "I understand 0 percent of what's being said here."
You will have a lot of time to think about it on your commute from Titusville to Ocala.
You will have a lot of time to think about it on your commute from Titusville to Ocala.
True..but I only go back to T-ville on the weekend. I'll contemplate then.:banana
Rice sofa is a good idea. If you had a bean-bag chair filled with actual beans, it would be a perfect combination.
I don't need a fancy electric water summoner, I have a hole in the ground with a hand-pump, so please remove me from your mailing list.
Thanks, drive through!
MkBibble
09-09-2010, 15:05
The other day i had a cool water sandwich,
and a sunday-go-to-meetin bun.
kayak karl
09-09-2010, 16:17
It's always Sunny in Philadelphia.
johnnybgood
09-09-2010, 16:38
... it must be the special brownies.
Blue Jay
09-10-2010, 08:36
Matthewski, how about some new perdictions. Quite frankly I'm underwhelmed by this one as humans are bearly civilized anyway.
It's always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Just follow the DENNIS system.:banana
I'm with mathiewski on this one. I like UL hiking gear but I keep the big heavy stuff in the closet just in case.
I do wonder what set him off on this subject, however.
Jester2000
09-10-2010, 13:17
I'm with mathiewski on this one. I like UL hiking gear but I keep the big heavy stuff in the closet just in case.
I do wonder what set him off on this subject, however.
Probably something like this:
I don't need a fancy electric water summoner,
Thanks, drive through!
i wonder if'n the electric water summoner will werk beter than my $79 Home Depot dehumidifer?