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sbhikes
11-01-2010, 10:23
No, not the trouser kind. I was wondering if you think it would be possible for me to take my pet fish on the trail with me.

Tilly
11-01-2010, 10:58
I saw someone on the trail with a pet trout on the trail. He carried it in plastic bag hung around his neck. He squished bugs along the trail and fed it that way, and it got really big. He roasted it on top of Katahdin. I personally don't think he should have done that because his trout was a thru hiker, too.

DapperD
11-01-2010, 11:00
No, not the trouser kind. I was wondering if you think it would be possible for me to take my pet fish on the trail with me.Possible, yes. But when you and other's don't have enough to eat. What then? You know, butter, garlic, frypan:eek::D.

Rick500
11-01-2010, 11:08
Always best to take things that have more than one use. So yes, sure. Pet/dinner.

scope
11-01-2010, 11:34
I would dehydrate the trout first.

berkshirebirder
11-01-2010, 12:43
Curious whether it uses trek poles.

grayfox
11-01-2010, 12:55
As one who used to raise trout, one problem might be that they are always hungry so carrying enough food could be a problem. On the other hand they are very smart,as fish go, and could make quite good companions on the trail despite being rather pee-brained.

My heavens, I hope this is the humor forum!

StorminMormon
11-01-2010, 13:11
Wouldn't you be at least a little worried about your Trout attracting Bears? I mean, wouldn't he have to go in the bear canister at night? I don't think it would be very ethical to put him in a bear bag. That just sound torturous. I would have to believe that most fish have a natural fear of heights.

Wise Old Owl
11-01-2010, 13:15
wow the things we do for pets, -

Many Walks
11-01-2010, 19:11
I'm thinking this Trout thread is in place of the “Rooster” thread mentioned on the “Pussy” thread.

Skidsteer
11-01-2010, 19:13
Ya think? :D

Hoop
11-01-2010, 19:52
He could scale uphill.

Dogwood
11-02-2010, 00:07
WOW!

Have witnessed folks hiking with leashed pet pigs, dogs(several hikers with a small dog on their shoulder or in their pack with the dog's head sticking out of the backpack), llamas, goats, alpacas, one pet monkey climbing around on a hiker's head and shoulders(the monkey took a dump on its owner's head, of course I didn't say anything!), an iguana again on a hiker's shoulders(iguana took a dump on it's owner's shoulder, of course I never said anything that time either, iguana poop is the weirdest poop I've ever seen, little partially decomposed flys were in the poop!), a 3 ft alligator being carried in one arm with the gator's head in the hiker's hand and tail wrapped over the hiker's shoulder and neck, two parrots on two different occasions, again on hiker's shoulders(I'm sure their was bird poop somewhere on the hikers but I never looked close enough, had seen enough with the monkey iguana), a pet scorpion in a jar, a pet tree frog, but never a hiker with a pet trout. WOW!

How cruel is that? You hike the AT with a pet trout and then eat it on Mt Katahdin?

leaftye
11-02-2010, 00:34
I'd like to hike sobo trail with a salmon to see if it does the trail nobo by itself the next year.

Rocket Jones
11-02-2010, 10:22
My biggest worry would be bears at the top of every hill, waiting to swat my trout as I crested.

Harrison Bergeron
11-02-2010, 12:18
Of course you can take your pet trout. I'm taking my pet piranha. I doubt that anyone will even notice, since he's small and quiet and he'll be in my Camelback (by the way, can anyone recommend a good inline filter for fish turds?).

Fair warning, though -- he can be appear a little aggressive with strangers, so give us some space at the water sources, especially if there are other fish in the area. Don't worry, his gulp is worse than his bite! Seriously, he really doesn't bite (except on nightcrawlers -- LOL!). OK, well he did bite that one guy, but you're not going to be hiking in a mail man uniform, right? No need to worry about my fish -- he's a real pussy cat!

But just in case he gets out of his Camelback and challenges you when you get up to pee, it'll help if you know his name -- Jaws. Don't worry, it's just a joke. He's really completely harmless.

Oh, one more thing. He can be a little gassy at night -- you'll probably want to give us plenty of space in the shelter.

berkshirebirder
11-02-2010, 12:48
I'd like to hike sobo trail with a salmon to see if it does the trail nobo by itself the next year.

Good one, Leaftye. Would it have to take the boat at the Kennebec?

Rocket Jones
11-02-2010, 20:31
Good one, Leaftye. Would it have to take the boat at the Kennebec?

If not, he's a blue-blazer and it don't count!

Luddite
11-02-2010, 20:32
That would be cruel to bring your pet trout on the trail. Fish aren't meant to live like that!

Skidsteer
11-02-2010, 20:41
That would be cruel to bring your pet trout on the trail. Fish aren't meant to live like that!

It'll be fine as long as you don't make him carry his own pack.

IceAge
11-03-2010, 11:59
That would be cruel to bring your pet trout on the trail. Fish aren't meant to live like that!

What about a Walking Catfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_catfish)?

sbhikes
11-03-2010, 16:18
Duh, this is the companion to the Pussy topic. Somebody already said "rooster" so I thought maybe "trout" would suffice for humor.