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ec.hiker
02-19-2011, 20:48
My girlfriend wants to bring 7 pair of panties we do have an active sex life but do seven pairs of panties seem to be to much granted all 7 of hers weighs like one of mine
Let her bring them. She'll send 5 pairs home when she gets to Neels Gap.
Northern Lights
02-19-2011, 21:04
My girlfriend wants to bring 7 pair of panties we do have an active sex life but do seven pairs of panties seem to be to much granted all 7 of hers weighs like one of mine
If you have an active sex life, why does she need to bring underwear at all?
Doc Mike
02-19-2011, 21:11
I like the way canadian girls think.
chiefiepoo
02-19-2011, 22:18
My girlfriend wants to bring 7 pair of panties we do have an active sex life but do seven pairs of panties seem to be to much granted all 7 of hers weighs like one of mine
What Canada girl said and you, sir, might doff a few ounces by hiking in a kilt. Regimental fashion, of course.
who's the boss, her? sounds like you need the panties
Maple_Sky
02-19-2011, 23:20
Umm...
I would say two, one to wear, one to dry out during the day, wash and switch at night. But dude, there's dirt out there, and she's going to be soooo uncomfortable if all that "activity" gives her a UTI.
I can't help but think anyone that has hiked 20 miles a day for a few weeks and still has an active sex life deserves a medal and a lifetime supply of free panties. :)
Toolshed
02-20-2011, 11:11
Give up your boxers and slip into a pair of her panties if you really want to be ultralight.
Seriously, though.....
I can't help but think anyone that has hiked 20 miles a day for a few weeks and still has an active sex life deserves a medal and a lifetime supply of free panties. :)
+1 to that and lol.
OliveOil
02-20-2011, 22:33
go commando! :banana:
Sickmont
02-21-2011, 10:19
So where do you two plan on being so "active" whilst out on the trail? Hopefully not in the shelters.
Northern Lights
02-21-2011, 14:17
So where do you two plan on being so "active" whilst out on the trail? Hopefully not in the shelters.
I don't think anyone has to worry, once his girlfriend gets a whiff of him after a few days of hiking and sweating, she'll lose her desire. At least until they hit town and get a shower. :D
Appalachian Tater
02-21-2011, 14:19
No need to carry more than two but since she's the one who has to carry them it's really not your prerogative to whine about it online.
Toolshed
02-21-2011, 14:20
I don't think anyone has to worry, once his girlfriend gets a whiff of him after a few days of hiking and sweating, she'll lose her desire. At least until they hit town and get a shower. :D
I was actually thinking the opposite. Once he gets a whiff of her...:banana
I was actually thinking the opposite. Once he gets a whiff of her...:banana
We should merge this thread with the "In the year 2525" thread.
The Cleaner
02-21-2011, 16:36
Panties can be disposed of in a HOT campfire:eek:....Saves washing....just don't be downwind of the fire...
ShoelessWanderer
02-21-2011, 16:44
I think, if 7 pairs of panties is the worst thing your gf is bringing...give up the fight. Let her bring them. Not that big of a deal, really.
Northern Lights
02-21-2011, 21:23
I was actually thinking the opposite. Once he gets a whiff of her...:banana
I was thinking it, I just didn't want to be the first to say it:D
WingedMonkey
02-22-2011, 00:11
Six pairs; April, May, June, July, August, September.
mkmangold
02-22-2011, 01:52
It looks like the answer is one pair: to wear during the day especially if needed in "emergencies"; washed in the evening; then allowed to dry out during the night because they are unnecessary during night-time "activities." Deep down earthy scents shouldn't be a hindrance to romance (except stinky breath).
I find it hard to believe that (after reading these entries and blogs online) that anyone will have time or energy for "an active sex life" on the AT. You can burn about 2,000 calories during sex - those are calories you'll wish you had when you're crawling into town.
Sex is good and all, but you'll have a 'gasm on the trail itself, i'm sure.
cold kettle
03-19-2011, 12:40
GO Kommando. And i hope we don't ever share a shelter, I'm old and need my sleep.
lmattson
03-19-2011, 13:34
Two pair is plenty. But, good grief, it's her choice....not his.
stonedflea
03-19-2011, 17:13
I don't think anyone has to worry, once his girlfriend gets a whiff of him after a few days of hiking and sweating, she'll lose her desire. At least until they hit town and get a shower. :D
maybe i'm the odd duck out, but all that sweat 'n' pheromones actually gets me goin'. maybe it's because i'm into horses and barn work and manual labor, though, and i've dated a few too many guys who didn't like to sweat or get dirty. :-? maybe it's tmi, but if a guy's gotten dirty enough to have to wash his hands all the way up to his elbows, i'm a fan. :)
Two pair is plenty. But, good grief, it's her choice....not his.
+1. hyoh. whether she's carrying two stoves, three rolls of tp or seven pair of undies, unless you're carrying her pack, what do you care what she's got in it? :)
Toolshed
03-19-2011, 17:17
I find it hard to believe that (after reading these entries and blogs online) that anyone will have time or energy for "an active sex life" on the AT. You can burn about 2,000 calories during sex - those are calories you'll wish you had when you're crawling into town.
Sex is good and all, but you'll have a 'gasm on the trail itself, i'm sure.
Huh? By my math, that's about 444.444 calories per minute (and that's only if I close my eyes real hard and focus on "Ugly naked man!!! "Ugly naked Man!!") :sun
Eww. Just eww. I wouldn't have let anyone get within 10 feet of me. And don't get me started about all that trail food making me fart so bad every night I had to worry about blowing up my tent if I turned on my headlamp.
Also, ber careful of the risk of getting her pregnant.. that's a sure fire way to end up in 75% - 80% of hikers who don't complete the AT.
I can't believe this guy is complaining:)
Not to worry. The NPS will be installing panty dispensers in all AT shelters beginning on March 28. Plans are to be completed before Easter weekend. Only color available will be green. They are still working on an eco-friendly disposal system for used panties. Any suggestions can be mailed to NPS, PO Box 1001, Washington, DC 10000.
PennyPincher
04-11-2011, 21:34
I find it hard to believe that (after reading these entries and blogs online) that anyone will have time or energy for "an active sex life" on the AT. You can burn about 2,000 calories during sex - those are calories you'll wish you had when you're crawling into town.
Sex is good and all, but you'll have a 'gasm on the trail itself, i'm sure.
A good hike always makes me horny. Maybe it's all that fresh air or the "call of the wild."
I carry 3pr. 1 to wear, 1 drying, 1 clean. Just like my socks!
Trailbender
04-11-2011, 21:41
My girlfriend wants to bring 7 pair of panties we do have an active sex life but do seven pairs of panties seem to be to much granted all 7 of hers weighs like one of mine
And you have hit on the reason why I wear women's underwear. They are very comfortable, stretchy, and weigh 1/4th of men's.
And you have hit on the reason why I wear women's underwear. They are very comfortable, stretchy, and weigh 1/4th of men's.
It doesn't have anything to do with the tranny porn?:-?
Haha love where this is *stilll* going.
Men have to remember we're an innie not an outie therefore maintenance requires more underwear. They hardly weigh anything I'm taking at least 4 pair.