View Full Version : are there surgerys that help thruhiking?
mweinstone
04-09-2011, 20:03
i mean like temporary breast implant removal or some crap? seriouse.
jerseydave
04-09-2011, 20:09
With the proper penile implant you could probably leave one of your trekking poles home
Toolshed
04-09-2011, 20:33
With the proper penile implant you could probably leave one of your trekking poles home
you mean your's doesn't go all the way to the..... aaaah never mind. Maybe we should change your trail name to Shorty :D
ChinMusic
04-09-2011, 20:41
You could get liposuction and mail the calories forward in your bounce box.
WingedMonkey
04-09-2011, 20:43
Is it too late for a lobotomy?
Old Hiker
04-11-2011, 09:49
Is it too late for a lobotomy?
I thought that was a REQUIREMENT for a thru-hike. I want my lobe back!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal lobotomy!!!
i mean like temporary breast implant removal or some crap? seriouse.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Now that's funny! :banana
Rockhound
04-11-2011, 18:15
I think double bypass surgery is going to do me a world of good. I'll let you know in a few months. But my ticker will be stronger and it has finally given me the incentive to quit smoking. Going on week 3 now and I don't miss it at all.
helium implants, you can put em' where ever.
sheepdog
04-11-2011, 18:55
helium implants, you can put em' where ever.
hahahahahahahahaha
Lasik eye surgery could help, for those who need it. Other than that, maybe preventative appendix or tonsils... not sure anything else would help.
Harrison Bergeron
04-11-2011, 19:24
I've never thru-hiked, but on some of my longer hikes I've occassionally required an emergency BRS in order to continue (blister reduction surgery).
mweinstone
04-11-2011, 19:29
oh god why am i stranded on this microchip atoll with others who are stranded here and cannot hike? why must each non hiking spring be so tearfull. so filled with bankrobbery and so plotting escape? why cant all the rich billionairs want to hike but dont know how and need a sherpa? why !?
Jim Adams
04-11-2011, 19:35
I think double bypass surgery is going to do me a world of good. I'll let you know in a few months. But my ticker will be stronger and it has finally given me the incentive to quit smoking. Going on week 3 now and I don't miss it at all.
Rockhound,
Hang in there dude! So cool that you've made 3 weeks...the worst is over.:cool:
geek
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04-11-2011, 21:11
Surgery to permanently remove big toe nails.
Old Hiker
04-12-2011, 10:59
oh god why am i stranded on this microchip atoll with others who are stranded here and cannot hike? why must each non hiking spring be so tearfull. so filled with bankrobbery and so plotting escape? why cant all the rich billionairs want to hike but dont know how and need a sherpa? why !?
Why not?....