Trail Days 2011 - call for volunteers

[Local]

We're looking for a few good volunteers again this year. The primary needs are helping to get the campground ready, helping the vendors get set up, and providing logistical help for presenters. Information can be found on this page: http://www.traildays.us/volunteers.html

This past week a storm came through the campground and there are about fifty trees down. If you want firewood for a bonfire bring a saw.

To volunteer contact Michele Strouth <mpstrouth@comcast.net>.

We will open the campground a week early for registered volunteers. Stealth campers will be recruited to help clear the campground of brush and poison ivy.

[mweinstone]

the actuall call to volenteers is a long and complex series of clicks and claks with whisteling and clapping and the flapping of hands while jumping melodicly.

i matthewski do hearby volenteer to do my usual and nothing less.whatever im asked. my faviorite things to do, in order, are:

trashpick the fence and every inch of damascus and the surrounding trashosphere.

move chairs to the rockschool in cop cars

clean the only wanderers hostel

clean the place

ride around scareing dudes smokeing and drinking with dogs in the place that lwolfs really drunk and comming.

clean the grounds at daves place

set up billville with can do will do and tricks

ride with the lutenent in his major air conditioning to town by fakeing a bad blister.

have a personal moment with dot planning the new dots if she ever gets rich.

going into sundog whenever im sure serial aint their and trying new jokes on employees.

timing my morning coffie to lwolf and gypsys inner voice.

going to my secret weirdo island in the creek for a private moment to tell god im sorry for whats about to happen.

and my least favorite thing to do as a volenteer at traildays is:
staying sober all night listening for screams of help ready to beat violent drunks harrassing women into the far distant past.

[Local]

Classic. This needs to be included in all future requests for volunteers.