View Full Version : baltimore jack in a box to open on trail!
mweinstone
05-01-2011, 16:34
i matthewski have been gifted by baltimore jack tarlin to announce the grandish opening of the new hiker resturant "baltimore jack in a box"! its a wonderfull adventure jack has undertaken with a philanthropic gift he recived for the purpose from an anonymus doner!
its an ayce open 24/7/365 and seats about 100. the location is a well gaurded secret to be anounced .opening day is comming soon!
i have been informed they have a resupply consisting of something called" squirrelings to go". they are wonderful portions of leftovers from the daily menue that will include a large vegetarian section as well as pritkin, macrobiotic and vegan menues.
this is a dream come tru for a hiker i love.goodluck fatty!xoxoxooxoxmatty.
WingedMonkey
05-01-2011, 16:59
do they got hot dogs?
Old Hillwalker
05-01-2011, 17:00
If the food is as good as the victuals provided/culinated by jack at the trashgiving celebrations, it will be an epicurians delight.
Hillwalker headed for Scotland for a month of backpacking beginning tomorrow. Be back in June. Gotta love that "above treeline hiking" which is 98% Scotland....
I'm hoping pork chops are the menu. :D
mweinstone
05-01-2011, 17:18
If the food is as good as the victuals provided/culinated by jack at the trashgiving celebrations, it will be an epicurians delight.
Hillwalker headed for Scotland for a month of backpacking beginning tomorrow. Be back in June. Gotta love that "above treeline hiking" which is 98% Scotland....
matthewski, headed for notland for a month of not backpacking beggining tommorow. feel like a loon. gotta hate that "below peeline striping" witch is 98% of this toilet.
jelesy alert level raised from amber to red
continueing sweltering in waste
we both know you would be happyer if i was with you on this hike. may my dispare mix well with your oats scotty!oxoxoxomatty
come the hell back here mister.
Lone Wolf
05-01-2011, 20:21
do they got hot dogs?
no. hoared pork chops
johnnybgood
05-01-2011, 20:40
matthewski, headed for notland for a month of not backpacking beggining tommorow. feel like a loon. gotta hate that "below peeline striping" witch is 98% of this toilet.
jelesy alert level raised from amber to red
continueing sweltering in waste
we both know you would be happyer if i was with you on this hike. may my dispare mix well with your oats scotty!oxoxoxomatty
come the hell back here mister.
Seriously funny stuff there Matty ! :D Laughter Alert raised to dangerous levels.