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mweinstone
06-01-2011, 20:46
brown blazeing:
why do us hikers have a higher rate of this compared with the general population.
how horrid is it?
whats to do?
prevention?
I googled it. It don't exist!!!
brown blazeing:
whats to do?
prevention?
Treat your drinking water
Johnny Thunder
06-01-2011, 21:07
I would assume that hikers have an average rate of this. as a rule i always sort out a high fiber, high yogurt diet when in town. in the woods my butt is pristine. i use handywipes and shower daily. some called me "metro" while others respected that i was living in the woods and not living in towns between trips into the woods. it's all about the mentality. and having a clean butthole.
brown blazeing:
why do us hikers have a higher rate of this compared with the general population.
:-? Hikers don't have a higher rate of brown blazing. That's a common misconception, held mostly by the non-hiking community.
how horrid is it?
:mad: It's not so horrid, once you get used to it.
whats to do?
:eek: You just have to live with it, I hear. (From a friend, who has it.)
prevention?
:confused: If you are pre-destined to brown-blaze, there is nothing you can do to prevent it.
brown blazeing:
why do us hikers have a higher rate of this compared with the general population.
how horrid is it?
whats to do?
prevention?
I think your lack of spelling is causing confusion. It's not "brown blazeing." but brown bagging.
Brown bagging is what members do to save money for long distance hikes. Which explains why so many of us do it from time to time.
What the heck are you people talking about?
Jonnycat
06-01-2011, 21:39
For every problem there is a solution.
http://i53.tinypic.com/2urazvo.jpg
Sierra Echo
06-01-2011, 21:41
For every problem there is a solution.
http://i53.tinypic.com/2urazvo.jpg
You should chase that down with a prune whip!
Jim Adams
06-01-2011, 21:45
...and all these years I thought I was pretty sick...you guys rock!
geek
CrumbSnatcher
06-01-2011, 22:15
brown blazing is taking older AT routes, where the paint is fading off of the blazes on trees and telephone poles
Blissful
06-01-2011, 22:21
brown blazing is taking older AT routes, where the paint is fading off of the blazes on trees and telephone poles
I did that a few times. When I got off trail...
Like down Katahdin in '07. Got on the old route.
Lone Wolf
06-01-2011, 22:24
What the heck are you people talking about?
gay stuff.........
Lone Wolf
06-01-2011, 22:25
brown blazing is taking older AT routes, where the paint is fading off of the blazes on trees and telephone poles
this is correct. i'm the king of it
Blissful
06-01-2011, 22:28
We were talking about getting a hold of some real old maps of the AT where one could take the old routes. That to me would be interesting.
(Although the ranger at SNP said my central 1986 map should be in a museum) :)
CrumbSnatcher
06-01-2011, 22:44
its usually not the old A.T. route but the old routes old route, if that makes any sense. alot of its old road walks too, where the locals miss the hikers rolling past the house's and down the road. got a few invites to dinner in the past :-)
Lord Helment
06-01-2011, 22:59
matty...please share the drugs that you take so that the rest of us have the temtation to resist
mweinstone
06-02-2011, 00:09
stumblewolf is the king of poopin in his pants. he did it and announced it at traildays.
my poops fly out perfectly formed needing no wipe. ever. yall 6 rolls of tp folk is nuts. its all that weird goop you envelope eaters eat. i admit i brown blazed once.it was more of a steam release to use japanese nuklerbonics. it was also at traildays by gumby. i washed the minute stain out of my undys, it was a one layer event,lmao, ,....and hung em on the apex of my teepee.nuffsaid?
mweinstone
06-02-2011, 00:10
the main containment vessel was not breeched...lol
the main containment vessel was not breeched...lol
As some would diverge onto the wrong path, the OP gets it back on the correct path!
I don't think hikers have a higher rate of brown blazing, just that we tend to talk about things that others may never bring up in conversation. That being said, I brown blaze cotton roos all the time, because it sweats and sticks more. Poly roos tends to streak easily, too. My wool are great, and as long as you buy the black ones, I tend to not notice as much.
Keep yourself clean and change your roos daily and it's not too bad. Filtering water helps, but for all of you "o naturals" I think you're nuts. My roos are like an insurance policy, just another layer that is changable in case of brown blazes.
mweinstone
06-02-2011, 07:47
i pitty folks who dry wipe. thats gross. even grosser is chem wipes. if youve changed your childs diapers for years as us p's have, and used a bazillion foamy wipes, you are grossed out by what that foamy fake suds is.i dont even dry wipe at hope. i swing my ass over the tub after wipeing and wash. maby im a reincarnated bday user idonno. but i must be minty freash or i shelter in place and die.my rule.and tru brown blazeing isnt being dirty of b utt and scarafying undys. its the sudden uncontroled release of materials with its associated laughing from others that follows a breech.fyi. i made the term up. if anyone can show me an earlyer use of the term than me i will gladly succed the ownership of the entire brown blaze non profit.
japanese nuklerbonics. it
I think this may be the quotable of the year.
mweinstone
06-02-2011, 09:49
erryting fine. evven bedda! all go sleep now! no worry! no melting. juss gas. harmless gasses and steem. you like steem! happy.
no more question! press confrance ova!
I'm thinking that people in India and the middle east, with their whole left hand taboo and everything, are probably thinking our hygiene habits are pretty frightening. And I'd be agreeing with them about now.
Mother Natures Son
06-02-2011, 19:01
Man, this is either the strangest thread I've ever seen or someone has been passing gas in this shelter! ;)
mweinstone
06-02-2011, 19:13
lmao. eject the warp core is equal to or better than release the kracken!
mweinstone
06-02-2011, 19:14
by the way, white crow is the originater of release the cracken. many witnesses.he made the term up in 06. well, thats when he presented us with it. johnney thunder? lil help?
trailangelbronco
06-02-2011, 19:17
Well, this thread has gone all to crap
Well, this thread has gone all to crap
no. it's gone to kraken.
Johnny Thunder
06-02-2011, 21:00
by the way, white crow is the originater of release the cracken. many witnesses.he made the term up in 06. well, thats when he presented us with it. johnney thunder? lil help?
he said "release the kraken".
i've said "i'm crowning" (running towards the privy).
Old Hiker
06-02-2011, 21:44
he said "release the kraken".
I thought Mr. Burns always said, "Release the hounds".
i've said "i'm crowning" (running towards the privy).
The proper term is "prairie dogging", I believe.
Aw, maaaaan, I succumbed and added to this thread. I'm so ashamed.
doritotex
06-03-2011, 18:14
gay stuff.........How is it that you equate immaturity with "gay" stuff? It's funny how men act like little ten year old boys when it comes to the subject of bodily functions!! And...oh yeah...someone is gonna tell me to "lighten up"!!!
Skidsteer
06-03-2011, 18:52
And...oh yeah...someone is gonna tell me to "lighten up"!!!
No, no, no, that would be the ultra-light forum.
This is the humor forum and we're allowed to be gay here.