AT Wolf Statue Stolen from Hanover NH

[Hanover NH Police]

Sometime overnight between June 4th and 5th, 2011, someone stole a fiberglass wolf statue painted in an AT theme from Main Street in Hanover, NH. Wolf was pulled from the anchor in the sidewalk. He is hollow fiberglass, so pretty easy to carry. Please keep an eye out for him along the trail and notify Hanover PD at 603/643-2222 if he should show up somewhere. Thank You.

Pig and Wolf are part of Hanover's 250th celebration. They are based on the Pig and Wolf chainsaw carvings who live across the street from the Hanover Co-Op (where the trail goes back into the woods to the Velvet Rocks Shelter). There are 20 of them throughout town sponsored by businesses and painted by various artists: http://www.hanovernh.org/Pages/HanoverNH_Recreation/250th/pigandwolf

[Wolf - 23000]

You should always praise the Wolf but in this case maybe some did us a favor. Does anyone else think, that thing is ugle!!!

Either way it is not an excuse for stealing but it is not something I would want in my house.

Wolf

[Lone Wolf]

You should always praise the Wolf but in this case maybe some did us a favor. Does anyone else think, that thing is ugle!!!



it's "art" :rolleyes:

[mweinstone]

its so not wolflike, artlike, hanoverlike, ATlike, funlike, normalike, hurts the eyes to look at,...god, please make these current leaders of artworld eat way too much bacon or somehing that will get rid of them in a humane way please please please dear lord and savior make me the supreem potentate of art. i cannot eat or bath or live. i could make wolves that would make passerbyers get down on their knees and thank you for installing me as their wolf artist. lord, ive asked you for this since i was 5. may i please rule the artworld now that its groveling on the ground ,wallowing in ffilth and stinking of sin self ?may i not produce my philanthropic treasures that will change the face of art and giving? may i not tare down the monstrosity that is current artworlds dark shadow covering and wilting the new crop of artists? may i not leed my people from the graffitied streets to the museums and capitols of the world? may i please show rich folks how to give the way you taught me? pleaseplease please lord god almighty. i beg this in the name of my friend your son. oxoxooxoxoxooxmatty.
and if you let me, i will make wolves for the streets of hanover, that are truly inspired by the trail. each of my new wolves would be completly realistic. at night they would look like wild animals. and they would not just be standing at attention like some disny parade ready to be boreing containing unisex nondiscript politicaly corrected annotomicaly castrated weirdo creatures. instead, my wolves would be scratching poles, peeing, sleeping, running, sniffing trash, looking like their going to dart out into the street, carrying a shoe from a hiker, etc. my wolves would be of every color and size and type of real wolf in the world. then kids could learn wolfing. my wolves would carry packs and poles and sun hats and glasses and lip balm and all manner of hiker gear. they would wear watches and have fishin fred pendants. they would be studying maps and on thruhikes. they would exstend up the trail each side of town and their would be one randomly placed a hundred miles away on the road. my wolves would all be drinking fountains and you would have to drink from their mouth makeing good photo ops.my wolves would have a theft protection system if removed would have a lojack device and a chip in their ass.
and finnaly, my wolves would have accesory clothing and apparel that could change their dresscode for different ocasions.

uh, exscuse me hanover? you have no wolves. what you have is a scam artist who took some disny cariture someone once made a million of and chopped off its tail, i think it was the flinstones brantasaurus dino, and faked yall out for beer money.

im here for ya.

[max patch]

Probably taken by a frat as a prank. More likely to see it someday on top of a building that somewhere on the trail.

[yaduck9]

Probably taken by a frat as a prank. More likely to see it someday on top of a building that somewhere on the trail.


I agree



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[Hanover NH Police]

Probably taken by a frat as a prank. More likely to see it someday on top of a building that somewhere on the trail.

Max Patch is the winner. It was found today in a frat house. I figured for sure it would end up on a summit somewhere.

[Wise Old Owl]

Glad you got it back .... can't wait to hear about the frat boy that gets hazed for this one.

[Sierra Echo]

Max Patch is the winner. It was found today in a frat house. I figured for sure it would end up on a summit somewhere.

Too big of a pain in the ass to drag it up a mountain.

[Wise Old Owl]

its so not wolflike, artlike, hanoverlike, ATlike, funlike, normalike, hurts the eyes to look at,...god, please make these current leaders of artworld eat way too much bacon or somehing that will get rid of them in a humane way please please please dear lord and savior make me the supreem potentate of art. i cannot eat or bath or live. i could make wolves that would make passerbyers get down on their knees and thank you for installing me as their wolf artist. lord, ive asked you for this since i was 5. may i please rule the artworld now that its groveling on the ground ,wallowing in ffilth and stinking of sin self ?may i not produce my philanthropic treasures that will change the face of art and giving? may i not tare down the monstrosity that is current artworlds dark shadow covering and wilting the new crop of artists? may i not leed my people from the graffitied streets to the museums and capitols of the world? may i please show rich folks how to give the way you taught me? pleaseplease please lord god almighty. i beg this in the name of my friend your son. oxoxooxoxoxooxmatty.
and if you let me, i will make wolves for the streets of hanover, that are truly inspired by the trail. each of my new wolves would be completly realistic. at night they would look like wild animals. and they would not just be standing at attention like some disny parade ready to be boreing containing unisex nondiscript politicaly corrected annotomicaly castrated weirdo creatures. instead, my wolves would be scratching poles, peeing, sleeping, running, sniffing trash, looking like their going to dart out into the street, carrying a shoe from a hiker, etc. my wolves would be of every color and size and type of real wolf in the world. then kids could learn wolfing. my wolves would carry packs and poles and sun hats and glasses and lip balm and all manner of hiker gear. they would wear watches and have fishin fred pendants. they would be studying maps and on thruhikes. they would exstend up the trail each side of town and their would be one randomly placed a hundred miles away on the road. my wolves would all be drinking fountains and you would have to drink from their mouth makeing good photo ops.my wolves would have a theft protection system if removed would have a lojack device and a chip in their ass.
and finnaly, my wolves would have accesory clothing and apparel that could change their dresscode for different ocasions.

uh, exscuse me hanover? you have no wolves. what you have is a scam artist who took some disny cariture someone once made a million of and chopped off its tail, i think it was the flinstones brantasaurus dino, and faked yall out for beer money.

im here for ya.

Matty - when the police ask for help... How the Fucc is this helping?

[mweinstone]

i was commenting on the artist. not the theif.

[mweinstone]

point is, i happen to be the future leader of artworld. no matter what you do or dont do. its in stone. and thems aint wolves.

[mweinstone]

okay. so , maby,.. the artist didnt "rip off hanover". sorry artist. but if thems was my wolves? id be steelin em and buryin em. we has a bunch of phillys phinatics done by artists on our streets. they werent so good either. funny how the good artists can be hired for a song. wonder why that is? oh well, i got a plan. im makeing art. the real stuff. pure.the art worlds intimidated by me . but one day, one brave patron will stand up and say,"im sick and tired and im not going to take this crap anymore". and he will toss me the key. and i will open the gates. and my men and women will flood in . and we will toppel. oh will we topple. there will be toppeling. mind you all.

[Skidsteer]

Max Patch is the winner. It was found today in a frat house. I figured for sure it would end up on a summit somewhere.

Umm, Glad we could help I guess.