hikerboys cyber cafe

[ChinMusic]

what the hell? OK what ever you are doing... please share!

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/yoda.jpg

Is that Minnesota Smith?

[hikerboy57]

if it is I think he smoked too much sea weed(from kelp.it give you a euphoric sense of nausea

[rocketsocks]

Is that Minnesota Smith?:eek:Oh no you didn't say that out loud for all to read until you edit......:D

[rocketsocks]

if it is I think he smoked too much sea weed(from kelp.it give you a euphoric sense of nauseaAnd shriveled up ears.

[hikerboy57]

it is way too tempting to jump in on some of these threads tonight. I'm trying so hard I have to remember it's not in the cafe. they know nothing of sea salt and bullets. a folding saw?bears again. I'll be in the bathroom with the fan on

[hikerboy57]

I'm sorry I just had to answer the what do people do with their food question.
must stay in cafe.

[Wise Old Owl]

oh wow what is that was scottish folk .inv.o.lved? Don'et chase skirts in Scotland... it might be surprisin!:confused:

[Wise Old Owl]

So what is the story about those big brown hoppy things, do you have to hang your food from them, do you have rodent problems in your shelters
RS he,said Rodents.....heheheheh

[rocketsocks]

RS he,said Rodents.....hehehehehI think there actually Mammalia.Oops I meant mammary....Big Big Oops I meant Mammal, dam spell check:(

[Wise Old Owl]

consciences? yaaa man ya spell check doesn't quite do Ebonics...needs to be adjusted what?....Siri! - stop or I am so switchin to tap-a-talk....and they call it a smart phone.

[rocketsocks]

consciences? yaaa man ya spell check doesn't quite do Ebonics...needs to be adjusted what?....Siri! - stop or I am so switchin to tap-a-talk....and they call it a smart phone.
I got it......I got it......it's Consequences! Yeah. Thanks Woo, you and Driver8, are my best favorite English teachers.

[hikerboy57]

I love it.

[rocketsocks]

I got it......I got it......it's Consequences! Yeah. Thanks Woo, you and Driver8, are my best favorite English teachers.I should have taken the time to look it up, instead of working on thisehe LMAO, hope you have the chairs seat belt on

[rocketsocks]

I got it......I got it......it's Consequences! Yeah. Thanks Woo, you and Driver8, are my best favorite English teachers.I should have taken the time to look it up, instead of working on this

[Wise Old Owl]

Some of you are unfamiliar with Monty Python and other british style dry humor - And I am I rare form...(No alcohol involved) - pain killers.

So as a rare treat - I thought I would leave you tonight with top shop "shelter mice" involved, and ....

Owl Porn...Yea ask the ankle biters to leave the room...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENhhwO6c1k8

[rocketsocks]

Hehe ,LMAO just dosen't get it, That was awesome,.........and quick. If I'd known that's all it took was a shelter mice, I'd been back in the saddle again sooner....too funny, sorry bout the Bird Woo, yours was better.

Yep It's late....I'm out, someone catch that light on the way out.

[OzJacko]

I think I now know why WOO would be good company in a shelter.....
Fruit for the cafe
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/watermelon-owl.jpg

[OzJacko]

By the way they are marsupials - a type of mammal.
We have some mice in our shelters but the only thing to have ever bothered me was a large frog that jumped on my head one night.
Mainly a worry because tiger snakes have frogs high on their food list...

[OzJacko]

Here's the next NEW thing for the cafe.
Combines guns with salt!:banana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg&feature=player_embedded

[ChinMusic]

Have we covered "trail insults" yet? I'll start.

"Yo momma is a pack sniffer"

[rocketsocks]

Have we covered "trail insults" yet? I'll start.

"Yo momma is a pack sniffer"Who do you think taught me.

I'll always love my mama
she's my favorite girl
I'll always love my mama
she brought me in this world

talkin bout mama
talkin bout my mama

She worked two jobs........so's I could eat
and gladly put trail runners on my feets

yeah mama, yeah mama:D

[Wise Old Owl]

Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, Love truly and forgive quickly...




















The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter







the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR’S



ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS HER



ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where



it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and



misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

[Wise Old Owl]

16696 Just when you fell off your chair on owl porn.... here's another one.

[Wise Old Owl]

There are currently 500 users online (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/online.php). 56 members and 444 guests and Marta...
its amazing to me how few members there are and realize guests cant post.... and its been like this two years... I am going outside,,,,

[rocketsocks]

There are currently 500 users online (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/online.php). 56 members and 444 guests and Marta...
its amazing to me how few members there are and realize guests cant post.... and its been like this two years... I am going outside,,,,

I don't think the place could handle another 444 more knuckle heads like me self, but I wouldn't mind if they tried, as long as they all don't have Chrome.

[atmilkman]

I don't think the place could handle another 444 more knuckle heads like me self, but I wouldn't mind if they tried, as long as they all don't have Chrome.
I guess we would have to call them the rocketsockettes.

[rocketsocks]

I guess we would have to call them the rocketsockettes.better than the milk women...i guest

That was it maidens, could think of the right world

[atmilkman]

better than the milk women...i guest
or milk maidens

[10-K]

I seem to have misplaced my Sawyer In-Line Water filter.

.... oh there it is.

[atmilkman]

I seem to have misplaced my Sawyer In-Line Water filter.

.... oh there it is.
We're gonna have to tie that thing around your neck.

[Wise Old Owl]

Pass the popcorn... gota watch this.

[10-K]

I'm working on a book... "101 uses for your Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)"


1. Make skim milk out of half & half
2. Siphon gas
3. Enemas
4. Party Balloon inflator
5. ???

[atmilkman]

10-K, I'm putting together a resupply box for your and hikerboys upcoming hikes. Is there anything else you think you may need? Maybe some of the others can chip in also.16699

[ChinMusic]

Hollow points???

[atmilkman]

Hollow points???
They hold the line better when you throw them and there's less drag.

[Rasty]

I'm working on a book... "101 uses for your Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)"


1. Make skim milk out of half & half
2. Siphon gas
3. Enemas
4. Party Balloon inflator
5. ???

5. Coffee filter
6. Gravy strainer
7. Vodka Improvement
8. ???

[Wise Old Owl]

Whiskey and hooch filter...

Frog attractant.....

[ChinMusic]

This HAS to be a must for all non-packsniffers:

16700

[Rasty]

This HAS to be a must for all non-packsniffers:

16700

Do they have a freeze dried model. It would rehydrate faster.

[Capt Nat]

Sticking my head in the door, I can see yall gonna need a folding saw in that kit!

[hikerboy57]

Me and lou just came off the trail.rann into ayoung nobo lass at morgan stwart shelter.and yes she had a sawyer in line water filter"!!no joke.she said she loved it.

[rocketsocks]

Me and lou just came off the trail.rann into ayoung nobo lass at morgan stwart shelter.and yes she had a sawyer in line water filter"!!no joke.she said she loved it.Well, I sure hope you invited her to give testimonials.;)

[10-K]

Me and lou just came off the trail.rann into ayoung nobo lass at morgan stwart shelter.and yes she had a sawyer in line water filter"!!no joke.she said she loved it.

Was she single???????

[Wise Old Owl]

Yea but did she have limes, vodka and sea salt? I thought that was the task?

[atmilkman]

How many bullets was she carrying?

[rocketsocks]

No Woo, she was a slack packing NOBO, no lime, no pack, no nothing!

Nothing
On
Back
Ordinarily

:D

[coach lou]

How many bullets was she carrying?


No Bullets, but pair of bazookas

[coach lou]

We allmost broke out laughing when she broke Out the SILWF, just would have been too rude if we both broke out our cameras

[rocketsocks]

No Bullets, but pair of bazookasDid you just wake up from your after hike Nap, those are the best.

[coach lou]

Did you just wake up from your after hike Nap, those are the best.

I napped thru a few exits on the way home:eek:

[rocketsocks]

We allmost broke out laughing when she broke Out the SILWF, just would have been too rude if we both broke out our camerasI'd never whip out a SILWF around HB, he's crazzed.....

[rocketsocks]

I napped thru a few exits on the way home:eek:ah yes, the scenic routes, there the best, found a lot of cool stuff that way....getting misplaced, not lost, never really lost.;)

[hikerboy57]

Was she single???????

It turns out no.she told us her "partner"had bought a red corvette and was meeting her in pawling.she hiked on ahead.half hour later there's a red 71 stingray pulled over,with a guy twice her age asking if we had seen her.we pointed him to pawling and hiked on.we saw her again at nuclear lake and told her what happened.
i asked her if she had any bullets or sea salt.she looked confused.in fact she didn't even have a hammock.but what she did have was a SAWYER IN LINE WATER FILTER!!!!!

[hikerboy57]

Our navigational skills are consid.erably better on trail than off.i think we may have had a bit too much kelp

[atmilkman]

Our navigational skills are consid.erably better on trail than off.i think we may have had a bit too much kelp
What about communication? How did you stay in touch with the "outside" world. Did you use smoke signals?

[hikerboy57]

I used the hologram on my visa card as a signal mirror.

[hikerboy57]

still very dry in that neck of the woods. streams were all dried up.

[atmilkman]

I used the hologram on my visa card as a signal mirror.
Ingenious. Multi-purpose. Hanging out at WhiteBlaze is paying off.

[Drybones]

Hollow points???

To speed the process you put the sea salt in the hollow point, it gets into the wound faster.

[Rasty]

Hollow points???

To speed the process you put the sea salt in the hollow point, it gets into the wound faster.

You could add sea salt, tequila and seal the hollow points.

[rocketsocks]

You could add sea salt, tequila and seal the hollow points.
I think those are called Mini Mariachis or drucken slugs ;)

[ChinMusic]

To speed the process you put the sea salt in the hollow point, it gets into the wound faster.

Add a bit of pork and silver and you cover a lot of bases...........

[Driver8]

Had an intense, difficult and rewarding hike up Tuckerman Ravine (awesome trail) and down Lion Head (anti-climatic and unpleasantly difficult for a leg-weary me) Sunday. Tuckerman's is such a great trail. Quite steep above Hermit Lake, but gorgeous and very well constructive. It's so popular for good reason. I have a new favorite trail. :)

[Driver8]

Very well constructed, meant to say. Man, am I tired - got home from the hike an hour ago. Time to get some zzz's.

[rocketsocks]

Wow, drove through the night, your a real hiker, pulling down hours such as thems, sounds like a great time/hike.

[rocketsocks]

Hiker Boy, I think we need some friends of the Cafe shirts made up, and not those cheapy cotton one, somethin real plush like fleece, no need for wicking sense most of the time were all sitting indoors with the fan on, maybe on the back it could list such things as posts amounts, favorite cyber hiking websites, o'coarse a picture of the HB Server~The SilWf 4000 CybH 57, and our moto; hey did we ever come up with a moto :-?, O'boy...3....2...1

[rocketsocks]

Moto.....for the "Hikerboy's cyber cafe".....what can you come up with?

"we have free wifi, and filterd water and peanuts'

"Why hike the trail, when you can sit, spit, and say fuc it, I quit"

"Hiking is for people who don't know how to type"

[OzJacko]

Moto.....for the "Hikerboy's cyber cafe".....what can you come up with?

"we have free wifi, and filterd water and peanuts'

"Why hike the trail, when you can sit, spit, and say fuc it, I quit"

"Hiking is for people who don't know how to type"



HB's Cyber Cafe, where the water is always filtered, the potatoes mashed, the threads are kinda kiltered and the patrons always smashed...

[coach lou]

WOO, I hope it doesn't get out that I had you help me photoshop HB into someone elses pics and slip them into my Gallery;)

[ChinMusic]

"Hiking is for people who don't know how to type"


Nice

I had a similar quote on my HS sports message board: "Track /trak/ (noun): A sport for those who cannot hit a curve ball."

[hikerboy57]

hikerboys cyber cafe
an asylum where shunned cyber hikers can always find refuge.
or
a meeting place for great minds and lousy hikers
or
where everybody knows your tag
or
where nobody knows your name
home of the sea salt mashed potato margerita
(made with a SILWF)

these long sleeve t shirs are made from 100% kelp-based fleece.only available in green.

[10-K]

hikerboys cyber cafe
an asylum where shunned cyber hikers can always find refuge.
or
a meeting place for great minds and lousy hikers
or
where everybody knows your tag
or
where nobody knows your name
home of the sea salt mashed potato margerita

these long sleeve t shirs are made from 100% kelp-based fleece.only available in green.

All drinks filtered through a Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)

[hikerboy57]

All drinks filtered through a Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)
kinda went without saying, but yeah, that too!
im trying to download my pics . you would have laughed out loud had you been with me and lou yesterday when this girl pulled out hers!i did gt a picture but it didnt come out clearly.we were hysterical the rest of the day. the very first thru we see,and shes got a SAWYER!

[hikerboy57]

All drinks filtered through a Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)
i fixed it.

[hikerboy57]

how about
"over 10000 hits and its just the 3 of us"

[hikerboy57]

as we need to stay non commercial on WB, shirts cannot be bought, only bartered.
and there is only one acceptable commodity for barter.
gee,what could it be?begins with an s...........

[hikerboy57]

allright one last one then i have to get back to my work

"we're all vegan, except for bacon."

[kayak karl]

how about
"over 10000 hits and its just the 3 of us"
was going to say Musketeers, but Stooges is better. right Moe?

[hikerboy57]

was going to say Musketeers, but Stooges is better. right Moe?
a wise guy, ay?

hello, hello... HELLO.

and in the cyber spirit, would have had to have been "mouseketeers."

hey wait a minute, when did you come in?are you craving instant mashed potatoes or something?
have you become poser freindly?
did you bring any bullets?

[hikerboy57]

here she is with SILWF and bazookas:
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/2/8/4/8/1/icamera_019.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showimage.php?i=52362&original=1&c=568)

[rocketsocks]

how about
"over 10000 hits and its just the 3 of us"HB 7,000 of those hit's are mine,Shsssssh...don't tell.

[Wise Old Owl]

WOO, I hope it doesn't get out that I had you help me photoshop HB into someone elses pics and slip them into my Gallery;)


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/Rapper-owl--33614.jpgDeny Deny Deny.... just like the press.

[ChinMusic]

Real hikers wear a knee brace on the left knee.

[rocketsocks]

as we need to stay non commercial on WB, shirts cannot be bought, only bartered.
and there is only one acceptable commodity for barter.
gee,what could it be?begins with an s...........is it bullets, that starts with an....wait no it doesn't, nevermind.

[Wise Old Owl]

here she is with SILWF and bazookas:
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/2/8/4/8/1/icamera_019.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showimage.php?i=52362&original=1&c=568)

And you said you didn't have pictures.... you dog!

[ChinMusic]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/Rapper-owl--33614.jpg

Did Tarlin lose a bet to a Yankees fan?

[rocketsocks]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/Rapper-owl--33614.jpgDeny Deny Deny.... just like the press.I have got to get me some photo shop!

[rocketsocks]

Did Tarlin lose a bet to a Yankees fan?hehehe............

[rocketsocks]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/Rapper-owl--33614.jpgDeny Deny Deny.... just like the press.
He looks.........stuffed

[Wise Old Owl]

Very STUFFED

[Wise Old Owl]

I so wanted to change the cap to Philly's but they keep loosing.

[atmilkman]

as we need to stay non commercial on WB, shirts cannot be bought, only bartered.
and there is only one acceptable commodity for barter.
gee,what could it be?begins with an s...........
I really want a shirt. I'll trade somebody bullets for a SILWF and I'll even throw in a bandana and some coffee filters. Name your price. Somebody please accept. I really, really want a shirt.

[rocketsocks]

I so wanted to change the cap to Philly's but they keep loosing.He should still be considering quiting smoking, nasty habit, much worse than being a philies fan.:eek:

[rocketsocks]

Oh man, if you guys out there in cyberland had smell-o-vision, you'd be hurtin....I just ripped one, I gotta get outta here. see ya after the air clears.

[hikerboy57]

I really want a shirt. I'll trade somebody bullets for a SILWF and I'll even throw in a bandana and some coffee filters. Name your price. Somebody please accept. I really, really want a shirt.

next low tide i should have an ample supply of kelp. 8-10 weeks on delivery though. its not easy to spin kelp into yarn.

[rocketsocks]

I think forevermore the Filter should be known as a........SILWFILTF,any thoughts on this new acronyph?

[hikerboy57]

I think forevermore the Filter should be known as a........SILWFILTF,any thoughts on this new acronyph?
i prefer it spelled out.
SAWYER IN LINE WATER FILTER

[hikerboy57]

see you guys later, i have to head home.

[theoilman]

And you said you didn't have pictures.... you dog!

The brace is on the right knee, not the left!
The Sawyer is a squeeze, not an in-line!

[Wise Old Owl]

HB's Cyber Cafe, where the water is always filtered, the potatoes mashed, the threads are kinda kiltered and the patrons always smashed...


F'in Awesome.... tru Aussie!

[rocketsocks]

i prefer it spelled out.
SAWYER IN LINE WATER FILTERWay to much freaking work, I mean I'm hear for the typing practice....but dam dude, I think it is entering a territory where it needs it's own Icon.;)

[Wise Old Owl]

Bend over - there's a new place for the sawyer... :eek:

[hikerboy57]

If im gonna do the t shirt thing we still need a motto. already I see a huge market for the shirts. I'm looking for investorsalthough right now im looking at a huge targrt market of about a dozen good natured knuckleheads.
so whats the slogan gonna be?

[Wise Old Owl]

Hollow points, water filters, or sea salt
Will not pry the AT from my damn cold fingers -
or feet.

[coach lou]

Bend over - there's a new place for the sawyer... :eek:

I think the Owl already came up with one.

[atmilkman]

If im gonna do the t shirt thing we still need a motto. already I see a huge market for the shirts. I'm looking for investorsalthough right now im looking at a huge targrt market of about a dozen good natured knuckleheads.
so whats the slogan gonna be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4yqbLHYbcI

[hikerboy57]

Hey woo would you get out of the bathroom.
and please turn the fan on.

durnd skunk musta snuck in again.

[max patch]

This isn't AT related so I guess it goes here.

Sally Ride died today. Mt first thot was that she was waaay too young to be gone. Then I read an article and she was 61! How did that happen? Seems like she was on the space shuttle just yesterday! Where did the time go?? Sad day.

[atmilkman]

Hollow points, water filters, or sea salt
Will not pry the AT from my damn cold fingers -
or feet.
This is the best one so far. I think I'll leave "whack his pee pee" for punishment when someone breaks cafe rules.

[atmilkman]

This isn't AT related so I guess it goes here.

Sally Ride died today. Mt first thot was that she was waaay too young to be gone. Then I read an article and she was 61! How did that happen? Seems like she was on the space shuttle just yesterday! Where did the time go?? Sad day.
Yes, very sad indeed. It seems just like yesterday we were saying "ride Sally Ride".

[Mountain Mike]

This is the best one so far. I think I'll leave "whack his pee pee" for punishment when someone breaks cafe rules.
There are rules here?

[hikerboy57]

Max everything here is at related.the cafe is a spoof on those wbers who takethemselves too seriously.

[atmilkman]

There are rules here?
The SILWF must remain in the cafe. I think we've "lost" about 3 or 4 already to suspicious circumstances. It has to stop.

[Mountain Mike]

Ok so there is A rule. Can I get an order of garlic mashed & a Wild Turkey on the rocks

[hikerboy57]

How long do shoes last? is supposed to get a serious response?
93days or a thousand miles whichever comes first
Cmon give me a motto!

[coach lou]

The SILWF must remain in the cafe. I think we've "lost" about 3 or 4 already to suspicious circumstances. It has to stop.

We tried to get the Danish NoBo to stop in and share her SILWF, so we'd have the spare. She was in a hurry to met her boyfriend in Pawling, with his red Corvette.

[hikerboy57]

Ok so there is A rule. Can I get an order of garlic mashed & a Wild Turkey on the rocks

I hope you brought your own garlic.our ice is very pure

[Mountain Mike]

Hey you should put some pop tarts & snickers in the machine too. & maybe some cracker jacks so a lucky hiker might get a compass in his box.

[atmilkman]

Ok so there is A rule. Can I get an order of garlic mashed & a Wild Turkey on the rocks
Whew! Scared me there a minute. I almost didn't see the letter "a" after the & symbol. For a minute there I thought you wanted garlic mashed potatoes & Wild Turkey on the rocks. I thought to myself damn this guys got a cast iron stomach.

[Wise Old Owl]

ooh my.............

[hikerboy57]

Hey you should put some pop tarts & snickers in the machine too. & maybe some cracker jacks so a lucky hiker might get a compass in his box.

How good are you at throwing bullets?can you hit a tick at20 yards?

[Mountain Mike]

Only if I use my own bullets.

[atmilkman]

Dang. I'm still thinking about the motto. We can't just settle for ordinary. It's gotta be original.

[Wise Old Owl]

does throwing knives count?

[Mountain Mike]

"HB's Cyber Cafe
Where the bullets are thrown & potatoes mashed!"

[Mountain Mike]

That could be dangerous!

[Hairbear]

this cafe seems to be a big hit.be the next face book camp fire style.

[Hairbear]

just toss the taters in the air ill mash em with my shot gun

[Hairbear]

Bend over - there's a new place for the sawyer... :eek: dont forget to use one of your garbage bag pays to be safe lol

[Mountain Mike]

just toss the taters in the air ill mash em with my shot gun
Be kinda hard throwing the vending machine & I think HB has enough of an expense replacing the SILWF & his bullets that keep ending up missing.

[hikerboy57]

Facebook can eat my cyber hiking shorts.
i continue to resist..oh and no guns in here
.bullets,but no guns.takes all the fun out of it.

[Rasty]

Facebook can eat my cyber hiking shorts.
i continue to resist..oh and no guns in here
.bullets,but no guns.takes all the fun out of it.

What is facebook?

[rocketsocks]

Facebook can eat my cyber hiking shorts.
i continue to resist..oh and no guns in here
.bullets,but no guns.takes all the fun out of it.Getting hit with a handful of grape shot hurts like hell, and leaves welts, can't imagine what a grown-up ful fledged bullet feels like. But tha's a h"0"le nother story, I' guess it depends how fast you throw.

[atmilkman]

What is facebook?
It's where you get arrested on looks alone. Ya know yer a redneck when.................

[rocketsocks]

Cafe' motto

We Don't Face Book
We Don't Tweet
We only White Blaze
So to speak
We're never right
But we're never wrong
We always fight
And we always get along

Good night!

[Rasty]

Cafe' motto

We Don't Face Book
We Don't Tweet
We only White Blaze
So to speak
We're never right
But we're never wrong
We always fight
And we always get along

Good night!

Disagree 87%

[hikerboy57]

i wonder what it was like growing up as a shoe.what was that shoes life like?

[hikerboy57]

Sorry but it makes me laugh every time i see the thread title "the life of shoes.id be interested if it was an autobiography

[atmilkman]

It's gotta be half degrading, people walking all over you all the time.

[rocketsocks]

Disagree 87%your right, to long, that's more of a Cafa' Creed, a motto is shorter, and sweetly to the point, will work on it....any thoughts. I'm sure collectivly all us knuck knucks ought be able to come up with something good, i'll sleep on it

I'm out, nighty night all you smashed potatoes eating slugs...bullets, hehe

[rocketsocks]

It's gotta be half degrading, people walking all over you all the time.Yeah like a big shoe print on it.

[Rasty]

i wonder what it was like growing up as a shoe.what was that shoes life like?

Used & abused until your "sole" is ripped out and you smell like foot rott.

[hikerboy57]

8 days until i leave for maine.today is my last day off,gotta work through the end of the month.will be going over my gear one last time,now i know i have evrrythimg i need so its time to check and see what i can leave behind.ivealready eliminated the folding saw and chaise lounge.
im still undecided on water treatment,though.im wondering which method will produce the best mashed potatoes.

[hikerboy57]

im also wondering if sawyer will sponsor the cafe.
front of the shirt will have our logo over the breast.back of it will say "home of the SILWF"and right below in smaller print "SAWYER IN LINE WATER FILTER".
WOO,can you come up with a logo?
or should it just read "hikerboys cyber cafe"across the front?
i really think sawyer would sponsor us if we can get them to read the thread.

[OzJacko]

i really think sawyer would sponsor us if we can get them to read the thread.
They would either give you some or sue you......

[hikerboy57]

or how about"cyber life as it should be"?

[hikerboy57]

"365 zeros a year"?

[OzJacko]

HB's Cyber Cafe "For those seeking fellowship and filtered water in the electronic wilderness"

[hikerboy57]

They would either give you some or sue you......

well were certainly getting them publicity.

[OzJacko]

I find mashed potatoes always need something with them....
Can we get one of these in the cafe??
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPfw7LgtKpw_B32WuOly0zWbGhjlLQD TLOGQ0f5krFFLYEB8EE
A sausage maker!!!:D

[hikerboy57]

HB's Cyber Cafe "For those seeking fellowship and filtered water in the electronic wilderness"i like that.
a lot.

i think we may have a winner.

[OzJacko]

i like that.
a lot.

i think we may have a winner.
Oh gosh :eek:
Blatant plagiarism rules!!:banana

[OzJacko]

Sausages, mashed potatoes and peas are a "standard" batchelor meal of my youth.
Known colloquially as "bangers, mash and bullets":D

[hikerboy57]

I find mashed potatoes always need something with them....
Can we get one of these in the cafe??
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPfw7LgtKpw_B32WuOly0zWbGhjlLQD TLOGQ0f5krFFLYEB8EE
A sausage maker!!!:D
sorry but ive gone vegan( except for bacon).

[OzJacko]

Sad to hear it.
I've never met a healthy vegan.
I'm a carnivore.
Greens are what you feed to food.
I hike with significant weight loss between towns...:(

[hikerboy57]

Well the powdered eggs herr suck,and bangers and mashed would be a pretty good breakfast so im updating my vegan status to include both bacon and sausage.and maybe the occasional porterhouse.maybe lamb chops too.
the sausage machine is in!how soon can we get one installed?

[OzJacko]

Should be possible within a day.
Have we got a grill to burn 'em on? Some charring is necessary on sausages in lieu of bone...

[OzJacko]

Ahh... I feel 21 again...:D

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgbSrWA4FmOsP5XFTdQA_1Lm-rCaUcaavzneP2QmnHdD1xY4p18Q

[hikerboy57]

im calling first dibs on the slogan.its been right in front of me the whole time.its my signature,and i think it fits:
its all good

[OzJacko]

im calling first dibs on the slogan.its been right in front of me the whole time.its my signature,and i think it fits:
its all good
I'm fine with that.
I know you lot are rubbing the sleep from your eyes but I'm tucking in for the night.
Cheers

[Rasty]

HB's Cyber Cafe "For those seeking fellowship and filtered water in the electronic wilderness"i like that.
a lot.

i think we may have a winner.

+1 on this slogan

[Wise Old Owl]

sorry but ive gone vegan( except for bacon).


AH Ha no bacon for U Hikerboy!:eek: (in the same style as soup nazi)

16718

[Rasty]

AH Ha no bacon for U Hikerboy!:eek: (in the same style as soup nazi)

16718

That is offensive WOO!

[coach lou]

That is offensive WOO!

offensive tasteing!

[hikerboy57]

I cannot imagine a life without bacon.
name your terms.

[roy_hiking]

What section are most of the thru hikers, NOBO, in now?

[coach lou]

Roy , there are no thru hikers currently at the Cafe

[rocketsocks]

HB's Cyber Cafe "For those seeking fellowship and filtered water in the electronic wilderness"I think we have a Motto, and or at a mission statement.....+ One!

[hikerboy57]

Thru hikers can only be found at springer or katahdin.anywhere in between means theyre not yet thruhikers as defined by the international council of thruhike definers(icthd)

[Rasty]

I cannot imagine a life without bacon.
name your terms.

I cannot live without Pork! Never meet a pig that didn't look yummy!

[hikerboy57]

I think we have a Motto, and or at a mission statement.....+ One!

i love it but i think its still to long for the t shirt,unless i put two lines across the back of it.but i agree its a good motto.

[Deer Hunter]

I cannot live without Pork! Never meet a pig that didn't look yummy!

I hear ya!

[rocketsocks]

i love it but i think its still to long for the t shirt,unless i put two lines across the back of it.but i agree its a good motto.Why shirts, dare to be different, "underwears", it the new thing, all the kids are doing it, Hee Haw!, they wear em on the outside, never mind, that's just stupid, I'll be in my chair.:o

[rocketsocks]

What section are most of the thru hikers, NOBO, in now?Currently I'm in Tenn. but in a hour I'll be in Vermont, and then later tonight, I'm gonna wing on over to Canada, and jam with the Stones, and your all invited. Dude huh, huh huh

[rocketsocks]

AH Ha no bacon for U Hikerboy!:eek: (in the same style as soup nazi)

16718My LDL is 126, I'm in!

never mind, just read the lable...it's good for you, I'm back out!

[rocketsocks]

HB (Head Boss) just noticed we broke 10,000 beans, how many are yours, I know I'm good for a couple thousand.

[atmilkman]

How long have them helicopters been hovering over the cafe and what do you suppose they're looking for?

[kayak karl]

you guys need to do some marketing.

So Mao, Marx, Lenin, and Thoreau went for a walk,

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uKcVx5jvGJI/TdqF7GFVj1I/AAAAAAAAtBU/z-BYqawCqBw/s1600/4144.jpg

i can get you started with your own figurines.

e-mail me at - Dewey, Cheatem and Howe Marketing.com

[Hairbear]

thats srgt rock flyin in some females and some crown

[Hairbear]

i love it but i think its still to long for the t shirt,unless i put two lines across the back of it.but i agree its a good motto.

8 days are you still sleeping at night?wish i could say that.

[hikerboy57]

8 days are you still sleeping at night?wish i could samy that.

it has indeed been hard to sleep and i keep reminding myself i wont have a bed for a month and to makethe best of it but then i remember sleeping under the stars and hiking alone under a moonlit sky and i think its all good.

[hikerboy57]

How long have them helicopters been hovering over the cafe and what do you suppose they're looking for?

I think they're looking for kayak karl.he wandered in by mistake and used the hologram on his visa card to signal for rescue.

[Hairbear]

it has indeed been hard to sleep and i keep reminding myself i wont have a bed for a month and to makethe best of it but then i remember sleeping under the stars and hiking alone under a moonlit sky and i think its all good.

dr hairbear says to go get a box of 24 condoms make sure you use all of perscription before you go.wouldnt want to have to pole vault over the side of the hammock to get up in the morning.good luck on you journey

[rocketsocks]

you guys need to do some marketing.

So Mao, Marx, Lenin, and Thoreau went for a walk,

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uKcVx5jvGJI/TdqF7GFVj1I/AAAAAAAAtBU/z-BYqawCqBw/s1600/4144.jpg

i can get you started with your own figurines.

e-mail me at - Dewey, Cheatem and Howe Marketing.comYa know, I thought that looked like Mao, what a motley looking crew, check out them boots, see yous guys boots are cool, I'll those are just flyin off the shelf Karl, No?

[rocketsocks]

dr hairbear says to go get a box of 24 condoms make sure you use all of perscription before you go.wouldnt want to have to pole vault over the side of the hammock to get up in the morning.good luck on you journeyA box of 24...man that's a hand full.:D

[hikerboy57]

really my arms will fall off.how will i type?

[Hairbear]

it has indeed been hard to sleep and i keep reminding myself i wont have a bed for a month and to makethe best of it but then i remember sleeping under the stars and hiking alone under a moonlit sky and i think its all good. do you have any superstitions or rituals you do before going away on a long hike.hell anyone can chime in

[Mountain Mike]

8 days, lucky you. Wait! You aren't going to take the SILWF with you, are you. We might get sick.

[hikerboy57]

I have been passing the time by spinning kelp into yarnfor the shirts.they will be long sleeved,armchair ready with additional wrist support to protect against carpal tunnel during long distance cyber hiking(1000posts or more).
hey is that skunk sneakin around here again?

[rocketsocks]

really my arms will fall off.how will i type?If you go fast enough, you may just take off like a bird.:D

[Hairbear]

I have been passing the time by spinning kelp into yarnfor the shirts.they will be long sleeved,armchair ready with additional wrist support to protect against carpal tunnel during long distance cyber hiking(1000posts or more).
hey is that skunk sneakin around here again? sorry that smell might be me i got a ride here with willie nelson

[Hairbear]

A box of 24...man that's a hand full.:Ddam rocket read the directions they dont go on your hand

[rocketsocks]

sorry that smell might be me i got a ride here with willie nelsonI Love Wille Nelson!..he da Man!

[hikerboy57]

My ritual before a hike is first to go over my gear,see what i need to add or replace.then go shopping,during which times i buy too much crap.when i get back home i pack it all in my pack.tben i unpack and eliminate anything i dont absolutely need.i repeat this cycle endlessly up until the moment of departure.
this methodical deliberation ensures i will forget something.
i still only have 4 bullets,need one more.

[atmilkman]

I Love Wille Nelson!..he da Man!
Willie live at the cyber cafe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRH0jhuc1r4

[Drybones]

And you said you didn't have pictures.... you dog!

Thought she was a real hiker there for a moment but the brace is on the wrong leg...must be a pack sniffer.

[coach lou]

I have been passing the time by spinning kelp into yarnfor the shirts.they will be long sleeved,armchair ready with additional wrist support to protect against carpal tunnel during long distance cyber hiking(1000posts or more).
hey is that skunk sneakin around here again?

Here Kitty kitty............................................. ................................................:D

[atmilkman]

Here Kitty kitty............................................. ................................................:D

soft kitty, warm kitty..........

[Mountain Mike]

dam rocket read the directions they dont go on your hand

Could be his version of safe sex.

[coach lou]

Thought she was a real hiker there for a moment but the brace is on the wrong leg...must be a pack sniffer.

BS....she past us on a scramble like we were falling backwards, we had day packs, she had a full pack...................and she was alittle ripe:p

[hikerboy57]

after she raced by us i said"shes gotta be a thru."
well not yet a thru,technically still just a section hiker,but still.

[hikerboy57]

sorry that smell might be me i got a ride here with willie nelson

just do it in the bathroom and turn the fan on.

[Hairbear]

Willie live at the cyber cafe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRH0jhuc1r4

thats funny the background says FARM AID KEEP AMERICA GROWING.i bet he has a real laugh at that.

[Hairbear]

thats funny the background says FARM AID KEEP AMERICA GROWING.i bet he has a real laugh at that.
didnt try to disrespect what he does i know he has done some great things a very giving man

[rocketsocks]

dam rocket read the directions they dont go on your handI put one on each finger, that's why there called finger cots, cause you can sleep with them on, geeez:D

[rocketsocks]

Willie live at the cyber cafe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRH0jhuc1r4

Farm out man!...we got a willie show 24/7 Go Whillie Go Whillie, think Whhhheat Thins

[Hairbear]

I put one on each finger, that's why there called finger cots, cause you can sleep with them on, geeez:D
you must have been a boy scout .always prepaired

[Driver8]

A sausage maker!!!:D

Why not? It's already a sausage fest. ...

[hikerboy57]

one more week.its been hard for me to focus.in8 dayz ill climb katahdin.i did it with my cousins in the 80s,but this time its just the beginning.
no whiteblaze for a month.im counting on you guys tokeep an eye on the cafe while im gone.
oh and feed that skunk.might as well keep him around.
he makes us laugh.

[hikerboy57]

"i just cant wait to get on the road again."

[OzJacko]

I have 3 weeks off starting 1st August.
Will be holidaying through southwest of Western Australia with my wife for some of it.
Will also spend about a week of it on Bibbulmun Track.
We all need to take a walk sometimes....

[kayak karl]

711 posts and yous haven't gotten to the answer yet. heck, yous haven't gotten to the question.

[hikerboy57]

We have short attention spans.
what was the question?
i really dont think anyone comes to the cafe for answers.

[hikerboy57]

KK have you tried the bangers and mashed?
the sausage is made from beef jerky.

[OzJacko]

711 posts and yous haven't gotten to the answer yet. heck, yous haven't gotten to the question.
"Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves ... Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps, then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer. "
:D

[hikerboy57]

Theres your answer.
Great stuff,oz. that was beautiful.

[Capt Nat]

oh and feed that skunk.might as well keep him around.
he makes us laugh.

He also keeps the place from smelling so bad!

[OzJacko]

Theres your answer.
Great stuff,oz. that was beautiful.
All my own work....;)

[hikerboy57]

All my own work....;)

Youve mastered the american language.

[atmilkman]

"Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves ... Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps, then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer. "
:D
Man that's deep. You must have had the fan on. I couldn't even tell you were in "THE bathroom".

[rocketsocks]

711 posts and yous haven't gotten to the answer yet. heck, yous haven't gotten to the question.
Wait...what was the question?:D

[Rasty]

711 posts and yous haven't gotten to the answer yet. heck, yous haven't gotten to the question.
Wait...what was the question?:D

Something about heavy drug use and excessive drinking on the trail. Does the cafe have any policies about that?

Skunks - OK
SILWF - A OK
Drinking - OK
5 Bullets - A OK
4 Bullets - No Bueno
Gravy - OK if filtered first
Smoking - No Bueno

[Rasty]

Slow day at the cafe. Maybe try running a 2 for $20 Special :D

[kayak karl]

Slow day at the cafe. Maybe try running a 2 for $20 Special :D

first post

[kayak karl]

first post
second post. now where is my $20?

[hikerboy57]

You get aa$20 credit toeard purchase of aSILWF.and a shirt.

[Rasty]

first post
second post. now where is my $20?

I'm just a customer maybe ask Hikerboy.

[rocketsocks]

second post. now where is my $20?The checks in the mail...:p

[Rasty]

What changes to the cafe are going to made while HB is away?

I vote for cleaning his office. It always freaks people out when you do that. It touches on that slight fear of being fired while on vacation.

Or

We could "Phone Book" his office. That's where you tear out the pages of 20-40 phone books and spread them throughout the office.

[atmilkman]

What changes to the cafe are going to made while HB is away?

I vote for cleaning his office. It always freaks people out when you do that. It touches on that slight fear of being fired while on vacation.

Or

We could "Phone Book" his office. That's where you tear out the pages of 20-40 phone books and spread them throughout the office.
I vote we vent the bathroom fan into it.

[hikerboy57]

good idea.

[hikerboy57]

What changes to the cafe are going to made while HB is away?

I vote for cleaning his office. It always freaks people out when you do that. It touches on that slight fear of being fired while on vacation.

Or

We could "Phone Book" his office. That's where you tear out the pages of 20-40 phone books and spread them throughout the office.

ras its funny you mention it, we redid our showroom last month. i was off yesterday, came in today to find my desk gone.MY OFFICE HAS BEEN CLEANED OUT AND I HAVENT EVEN LEFT YET!!!
and NO I CANT TAKE A HINT!they packed up my sawyer my bullets and my sea salt and put them in a nice box.threw out the hammock, said they thought it was a large hairnet.
im staying in here the rest of the day. ill be in the bathroom for a while.yeah, fan on.

[rocketsocks]

No Fan....choke on it B***h, hehehe your a Maaaad Man HB, glad to here it was only a renovation and not a full fledged firein.

[Rasty]

What changes to the cafe are going to made while HB is away?

I vote for cleaning his office. It always freaks people out when you do that. It touches on that slight fear of being fired while on vacation.

Or

We could "Phone Book" his office. That's where you tear out the pages of 20-40 phone books and spread them throughout the office.

ras its funny you mention it, we redid our showroom last month. i was off yesterday, came in today to find my desk gone.MY OFFICE HAS BEEN CLEANED OUT AND I HAVENT EVEN LEFT YET!!!
and NO I CANT TAKE A HINT!they packed up my sawyer my bullets and my sea salt and put them in a nice box.threw out the hammock, said they thought it was a large hairnet.
im staying in here the rest of the day. ill be in the bathroom for a while.yeah, fan on.

HB did your stomach knot up for a couple of seconds?

[Rasty]

ras its funny you mention it, we redid our showroom last month. i was off yesterday, came in today to find my desk gone.MY OFFICE HAS BEEN CLEANED OUT AND I HAVENT EVEN LEFT YET!!!
and NO I CANT TAKE A HINT!they packed up my sawyer my bullets and my sea salt and put them in a nice box.threw out the hammock, said they thought it was a large hairnet.
im staying in here the rest of the day. ill be in the bathroom for a while.yeah, fan on.

A Properly Phone Booked Office!
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[hikerboy57]

my boss is actually paying my salary as long as i want to hike.
ive got a good boss. just no desk right now.
sheesh, would you guys put the fan on in there?
are we throwing bullets tonight?
i have to practice before i leave.

[Rasty]

my boss is actually paying my salary as long as i want to hike.
ive got a good boss. just no desk right now.
sheesh, would you guys put the fan on in there?
are we throwing bullets tonight?
i have to practice before i leave.

HB any chance you could send me your bosses email? I have a few decorating tips for your homecoming!
:)

[coach lou]

QUOTE=rastraikis;1316520]A Properly Phone Booked Office!
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Rasty got deleted...Nah nah nah naH na:banana:D

[Rasty]

QUOTE=rastraikis;1316520]A Properly Phone Booked Office!
16732

Rasty got deleted...Nah nah nah naH na:banana:D[/QUOTE]

Where????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

[hikerboy57]

i tell you its so much more peaceful here in the cafe. all that arguing about drugs and alcohol? ive never argued with anyone on the trail. its the high and mighty yo-yos that make it an on line issue. and rasty, i tell ya, most people ive met at shelters are mutually respectful. maybe because most of the idiots have already dropped out by the time they get up this way, but it on line it seems its a much bigger issue than in real life.
and i always make sure i turn on the fan.
here kitty,kitty.......

[coach lou]

Rasty got deleted...Nah nah nah naH na:banana:D

Where????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????[/QUOTE]

From the Newest Photos!

[Rasty]

Where????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

From the Newest Photos![/QUOTE]

I deleted that. I put the picture on to post in the cafe and didn't need it anymore. Don't worry I have backup copies in the Shananigans folder at work. The whole file keeps getting deleted by one of my coworkers but we have backup copies on the server. Very important information.

[Rasty]

i tell you its so much more peaceful here in the cafe. all that arguing about drugs and alcohol? ive never argued with anyone on the trail. its the high and mighty yo-yos that make it an on line issue. and rasty, i tell ya, most people ive met at shelters are mutually respectful. maybe because most of the idiots have already dropped out by the time they get up this way, but it on line it seems its a much bigger issue than in real life.
and i always make sure i turn on the fan.
here kitty,kitty.......

But I was starting to miss the arguing! All this Kumbaya crap gets to me. You all missed the fastest delete today on a thread called "Mary Ellen" 10K replied then 1 minute later it was gone. :)

[hikerboy57]

i didnt miss it,then it was gone.we can talk about it here,just be careful with names.i think 10k brought the heat

[Hairbear]

my boss is actually paying my salary as long as i want to hike.
ive got a good boss. just no desk right now.
sheesh, would you guys put the fan on in there?
are we throwing bullets tonight?
i have to practice before i leave.
no financial burdens i bet that lightens the load you carry in the best way.can you shoot the splines off a plastic fork

[Rasty]

i didnt miss it,then it was gone.we can talk about it here,just be careful with names.i think 10k brought the heat

Sorry, I forgot to leave the hooligan's name out of it!

[atmilkman]

Should somebody go over to that thread - A beer fo PMAGS and Whoever is Responsible for Postholer.com and invite them in for a round or two just to show our hospitality?

[atmilkman]

Sorry, I forgot to leave the hooligan's name out of it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4yqbLHYbcI

[hikerboy57]

Going to a willie nelson show is like going to a good friends party.
His shows remind me of jerry jeff walkers in the 70s.rednecks and hippies singing along,side by side.

[rocketsocks]

From the Newest Photos!

I deleted that. I put the picture on to post in the cafe and didn't need it anymore. Don't worry I have backup copies in the Shananigans folder at work. The whole file keeps getting deleted by one of my coworkers but we have backup copies on the server. Very important information.[/QUOTE]Thanks rasty, I just renamed my to do file to the Shananananananananigins file, nice!