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Hairbear
07-29-2012, 10:30
lmao you seem a little less gifted than some of the others ive seen wear that top.although it would be hard to fly with rack of double ds banging against your wings

Wise Old Owl
07-29-2012, 10:39
its only hard on the girls who fly with those falsie funbago's.:rolleyes:

Rasty
07-29-2012, 10:48
lmao you seem a little less gifted than some of the others ive seen wear that top.although it would be hard to fly with rack of double ds banging against your wings

Let alone taking off.

Wise Old Owl
07-29-2012, 10:53
Ruffles the feathers..... eye candy.... ya!http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Z/U/Y/d/a.baa-Owls-Get-All-The-Cute-Chicks.jpeg

Hairbear
07-29-2012, 12:01
Let alone taking off. yup at every take off attempt he would come up with some new road rash on his forehead

Hairbear
07-29-2012, 13:13
i wonder if thats how he broke up the landing gear in the first place

Wise Old Owl
07-29-2012, 13:19
ouch.... very funny, how did ya slip the shirt on anyway?

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 14:04
ouch.... very funny, how did ya slip the shirt on anyway?

im still nauseous by the way , from the PM you sent me with an order of wings.

Drybones
07-29-2012, 14:07
Ruffles the feathers..... eye candy.... ya!http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Z/U/Y/d/a.baa-Owls-Get-All-The-Cute-Chicks.jpeg

Owl you're a real hoot.......................er.

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 18:11
Im still 2 bullets short.1 to ensure im carrying the predetrrmined requiste number of bullets(5).
and 1 extra for the hooters guy.

Hairbear
07-29-2012, 18:59
ouch.... very funny, how did ya slip the shirt on anyway? it was easy .you see all i had to do was feed some crown to the mice. after you were asleep its let the games begin.your lucky you woke up before i could get the makeup on you lol

Rasty
07-29-2012, 21:05
Im still 2 bullets short.1 to ensure im carrying the predetrrmined requiste number of bullets(5).
and 1 extra for the hooters guy.

Is the bullet the tip or the payment? :confused:

rocketsocks
07-29-2012, 21:10
Ah, back to the grind......

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 21:11
Its to kill myself with if the hooters guy delivers my wings and also wants to deliver the goods.
although I don't think I'll be able to get much leverage on the bullet without a gun.

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 21:16
socks,youre back! thank goodness! the bathrooms a mess! we're out of the sea salt and the world's smallest large screen tv is on the blink.
g it's good to see ya!

rocketsocks
07-29-2012, 21:19
This place is a dump compaired to the Vanderbuilt mansion, what a place......marble bathrooms....

coach lou
07-29-2012, 21:25
16827Gentleman.....I have located the missing SILWF. A little hottie from Maryland had it at Rutherford Shelter! She wouldn't give it up. :D

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 21:25
SILWF?sea salt? what do they have that we don't have?

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 21:28
I'll bet that that SILWF Has a few stories.

coach lou
07-29-2012, 21:32
I'll bet that that SILWF Has a few stories.

It was an interesting conversation. by the time she gets to NY she may need to work at the Cafe.

hikerboy57
07-29-2012, 21:37
I've got a vacancy for the month of august. How is she with instant mashed potato vending mac
hines

coach lou
07-29-2012, 22:07
I've got a vacancy for the month of august. How is she with instant mashed potato vending machines

I'm not sure we should let her operate any heavy equipment.

Mountain Mike
07-29-2012, 22:39
Does she throw bullets?

OzJacko
07-30-2012, 05:33
Ruffles the feathers..... eye candy.... ya!http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Z/U/Y/d/a.baa-Owls-Get-All-The-Cute-Chicks.jpeg
Looked at this three times before I saw the owl....

rocketsocks
07-30-2012, 05:56
Looked at this three times before I saw the owl...."What Owl"......:)

Wise Old Owl
07-30-2012, 09:33
im still nauseous by the way , from the PM you sent me with an order of wings.

heh heh, at least I didn't post it here..... :cool:

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 19:14
man its quiet here. 10-k s going hiking, Ozjackos going hiking, im going hiking, coach lou just came back from hiking. its a good thing WOOs laid up or our reputations would be ruined.even socks hasnt been around much lately. theres a torn t shirt and feathers on the floor. wonder what that was all about.
got to replace Ozzie for the overnight shift, and ill tell socks hes off bathroom duty, maybe he can at least keep the SILWF unclogged.
and where is corporal dusty?is he out hiking too? whats with all this hiking?
itll ruin everything!

Rasty
07-30-2012, 19:16
man its quiet here. 10-k s going hiking, Ozjackos going hiking, im going hiking, coach lou just came back from hiking. its a good thing WOOs laid up or our reputations would be ruined.even socks hasnt been around much lately. theres a torn t shirt and feathers on the floor. wonder what that was all about.
got to replace Ozzie for the overnight shift, and ill tell socks hes off bathroom duty, maybe he can at least keep the SILWF unclogged.
and where is corporal dusty?is he out hiking too? whats with all this hiking?
itll ruin everything!

I guess we should announce the sale for next week while your gone! That will drum up business. :D

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 19:20
I guess we should announce the sale for next week while your gone! That will drum up business. :D

you can use the proceeds to help fund kids with no ambition and no money to thru hike.dual purpose.
im bring the pet skunk to maine. should guarantee some shelter space if needed.

kayak karl
07-30-2012, 19:22
just tell them about your 3000+ posts and you'll get privacy.

Rasty
07-30-2012, 19:25
I guess we should announce the sale for next week while your gone! That will drum up business. :D

you can use the proceeds to help fund kids with no ambition and no money to thru hike.dual purpose.
im bring the pet skunk to maine. should guarantee some shelter space if needed.

I was going to buy a pool with a diving board for the cafe

coach lou
07-30-2012, 19:25
you can use the proceeds to help fund kids with no ambition and no money to thru hike.dual purpose.
im bring the pet skunk to maine. should guarantee some shelter space if needed.

The last I saw her, she was still at Rutherford shelter............................she was cute though;)

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 19:26
just tell them about your 3000+ posts and you'll get privacy.im painfully aware of my post count . i had to race to catch up to you and you've been here 3 years longer!
300 miles of trail will help the balance(as well as my sanity) soon enough.

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 19:27
I was going to buy a pool with a diving board for the cafepool cant be bigger thasn a million gallons.wed have to get another SILWF!

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 20:16
im painfully aware of my post count . i had to race to catch up to you and you've been here 3 years longer!
300 miles of trail will help the balance(as well as my sanity) soon enough.

i might even come back with something useful to post, but i dont think ill ever become a real hiker.

Rasty
07-30-2012, 21:04
im painfully aware of my post count . i had to race to catch up to you and you've been here 3 years longer!
300 miles of trail will help the balance(as well as my sanity) soon enough.

i might even come back with something useful to post, but i dont think ill ever become a real hiker.

It'll probably be something like how long his cheese lasted in Maine.

coach lou
07-30-2012, 21:23
I was going to buy a pool with a diving board for the cafe

Insurance regs will prohibit the pool being within diveing distance of the climbing wall

Rasty
07-30-2012, 21:40
I was going to buy a pool with a diving board for the cafe

Insurance regs will prohibit the pool being within diveing distance of the climbing wall

What if the pool is incorporated into the climbing wall?

kayak karl
07-30-2012, 21:43
as long as you go, just go, hiking would be cool, but just GO :D

coach lou
07-30-2012, 22:01
What if the pool is incorporated into the climbing wall?

That would prevent faceplants

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 22:14
It'll probably be something like how long his cheese lasted in Maine.

what cheese? I have enough lentils to last me the whole month.

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 22:19
as long as you go, just go, hiking would be cool, but just GO :D

I'm feeling the love. 1 more day until radio silence for a month. hang in there karl it's a win win for both of us

hikerboy57
07-30-2012, 23:02
am I being selfish and irresponsible? I'm leaving my baby grand daughter in the hands of her parents

Rasty
07-30-2012, 23:16
am I being selfish and irresponsible? I'm leaving my baby grand daughter in the hands of her parents

Only you can decide that.


Wait no. Your are completely irresponsible and need to wait until shes in college but don't miss her graduation or anything else.

hikerboy57
07-31-2012, 06:09
this time tomorrow I'll be boarding the bus to maine.my last full night sleeping in my own bed and I was up at 430 this morning. I don't know who's more excited me or kayak karl.

OzJacko
07-31-2012, 06:34
this time tomorrow I'll be boarding the bus to maine.my last full night sleeping in my own bed and I was up at 430 this morning. I don't know who's more excited me or kayak karl.
In about 13 hours I head to Albany (250mile)with my wife.
She has work there for 3 days, 2 of them I will be hiking.
In the following 2 1/2 weeks we are both on holidays and will be having a couple of short trips for breaks and I will be having a 4-5 day break with my son putting all those Bryson books out.
Everything is largely unplanned which is life as it shoud be.:)

kayak karl
07-31-2012, 07:44
when you get to the gap i'll bring you some jersey shore salt water (DIY sea salt kit) and even some salt water faffy :)

hikerboy57
07-31-2012, 07:55
when you get to the gap i'll bring you some jersey shore salt water (DIY sea salt kit) and even some salt water faffy :)

Just triggered a memory of going to ac as a kid,seeing thr diving horse at the steel pier,not to mention delany&bonnie.
but im just doing maine into gorham, I only have a month. I am planning on hiking sections down there in the fall. I'll take you up on it then.

Driver8
07-31-2012, 11:08
this time tomorrow I'll be boarding the bus to maine.my last full night sleeping in my own bed and I was up at 430 this morning. I don't know who's more excited me or kayak karl.

Bon voyage! Hope you have a ball, Lou, too. Take lots of pics!

hikerboy57
07-31-2012, 17:37
Got my hammock,sea salt,5 bullets,SILWF,,pet skunk,all srt.take care of yourselves and the cafe.see you guys soon
and remember
its all good.

Rasty
07-31-2012, 19:05
1050 posts in on this thread. And still no answers to the meaning of it all!

Could the answer really just be SILWF?

hikerboy57
07-31-2012, 19:18
the answer is simple:
its all good.

kayak karl
07-31-2012, 19:23
please lock the door on your way out!

Hairbear
07-31-2012, 19:56
have a great journey h b .........

rocketsocks
07-31-2012, 21:31
Hikerboy, you take care...and have a great time, and a safe trip. Later

PS the bar cafe will be just fine, but you'll be missed, oh...and I hired a new waitress :) I think she's Swiss...oohn yeah!

Wise Old Owl
07-31-2012, 21:41
the answer is simple:
its all good.

Yea don't salt the skunk on the way out.... Even Bear found that out the hard way.


please lock the door on your way out!

Door on a shelter? Huh?

coach lou
07-31-2012, 21:41
Andy, KK said he'd make the pool a WAVE pool. He's going to want a key. And 'Socks is back. Have a great adventure, and be safe................wear a clean shirt on the bus

See you on the 15th:sun

Wise Old Owl
07-31-2012, 21:44
16827Gentleman.....I have located the missing SILWF. A little hottie from Maryland had it at Rutherford Shelter! She wouldn't give it up. :D

I don't know what to say... you took a picture of a water filter.... I have to ask is she related to you or were you grinning and being polite?

Rasty
07-31-2012, 22:05
Andy, KK said he'd make the pool a WAVE pool. He's going to want a key. And 'Socks is back. Have a great adventure, and be safe................wear a clean shirt on the bus

See you on the 15th:sun

Only if we can make it a real wave pool. A pool with 6-8 foot waves that can be programmed to peal right, left or both ways. Shouldn't cost more than 5 million! :D

Wise Old Owl
07-31-2012, 22:10
when you get to the gap i'll bring you some jersey shore salt water (DIY sea salt kit) and even some salt water faffy :)

Outstanding Offer!

Capt Nat
08-01-2012, 09:24
Sniff, Sniff, It sure is quiet with Hikerboy57 gone. It's just not the same. I'm going to put my gum soled brogans back on and leave...

kayak karl
08-01-2012, 17:00
think we should close up.
kick the stragglers out,
put up the chairs,
sweep the floor,
outten the lights,
and lock up.

like the end of a bad sitcom.

coach lou
08-01-2012, 17:05
think we should close up.
kick the stragglers out,
put up the chairs,
sweep the floor,
outten the lights,
and lock up.

like the end of a bad sitcom.

Things will pick up after you finish the wave pool!

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 17:06
I was thinking we should put the Olympics on the big screen tonight, was just watching the US in archery...though we didn't win.

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 17:10
Right now watching women's power lifting..thee old clean and jerk. Hey that's funny, we got's some jerks around here who don't clean, hehehe

moytoy
08-01-2012, 17:12
Repeat 1062 times....

think we should close up.
kick the stragglers out,
put up the chairs,
sweep the floor,
outten the lights,
and lock up.

like the end of a bad sitcom.

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 17:13
think we should close up.
kick the stragglers out,
put up the chairs,
sweep the floor,
outten the lights,
and lock up.

like the end of a bad sitcom.But we do that every Sat night.

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 17:18
Now showing; women's Beach volley ball16897

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 17:31
What should be an sport that isn't....like playin "Quarters"​ or "Beer pong"

kayak karl
08-01-2012, 17:55
ill be having a rolling class in the pool. made another paddle for the event.

http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/50649/2601031400104593866S425x425Q85.jpghttp://inlinethumb23.webshots.com/48278/2182171450104593866S425x425Q85.jpghttp://inlinethumb42.webshots.com/50729/2155073490104593866S425x425Q85.jpghttp://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/49915/2962355970104593866S425x425Q85.jpg

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 18:02
Karl, that is awesome, nice work!....look forward to the Eskimo rolls, that paddle looks really great! Is it milled to have the two different planes, or spliced? really very cool man.

I think my eye's were playing tricks again, I see now it runs straight through, thought it was twisted at first:o.....Is it Mahogany?

kayak karl
08-01-2012, 18:29
Karl, that is awesome, nice work!....look forward to the Eskimo rolls, that paddle looks really great! Is it milled to have the two different planes, or spliced? really very cool man.

I think my eye's were playing tricks again, I see now it runs straight through, thought it was twisted at first:o.....Is it Mahogany?
blades are straight (not offset). i made it out of a 8' red cedar 2-6 left over from a deck job.

kayak karl
08-01-2012, 18:31
2 hours with a power planer, router, hand grinder w/aggressive sanding wheel and palm sander.

Rasty
08-01-2012, 18:44
2 hours with a power planer, router, hand grinder w/aggressive sanding wheel and palm sander.

Nice job. Does it come in carbon fiber?:)

kayak karl
08-01-2012, 19:03
if i had an 8' 2-4 piece of carbon fiber, could do it :)
i trying to make a 2 piece version of it.

Capt Nat
08-01-2012, 19:05
That is a nice job on the paddle!!! Womens beach volleyball. That's a sport I can get into. I'm studying the secret hand signals very very closely!

Rasty
08-01-2012, 19:06
if i had an 8' 2-4 piece of carbon fiber, could do it :)
i trying to make a 2 piece version of it.

Can you steal the parts from another two piece paddle? Otherwise it's a weak connection.

Rasty
08-01-2012, 19:10
That is a nice job on the paddle!!! Womens beach volleyball. That's a sport I can get into. I'm studying the secret hand signals very very closely!

They do change the signals here and there!:D

Rasty
08-01-2012, 19:12
That is a nice job on the paddle!!! Womens beach volleyball. That's a sport I can get into. I'm studying the secret hand signals very very closely!

They do change the signals here and there!:D

Never mind I just got it! Duh on my part.

atmilkman
08-01-2012, 19:20
That is a nice job on the paddle!!! Womens beach volleyball. That's a sport I can get into. I'm studying the secret hand signals very very closely!
I didn't know those were secret hand signals. I thought they were waving at us.

coach lou
08-01-2012, 19:22
I didn't know those were secret hand signals. I thought they were waving at us.
I just always thought they were bashful and trying to cover up!

atmilkman
08-01-2012, 19:27
I just always thought they were bashful and trying to cover up!
Then again they could be just trying to cool things off.

jerseydave
08-01-2012, 19:56
Hey folks...... ooooops wrong door I guess........ was looking for the laundrymat, please don't mind the raincoat, anybody got a pocketful of quarters?
What is this place anyway?

coach lou
08-01-2012, 20:22
Hey folks...... ooooops wrong door I guess........ was looking for the laundrymat, please don't mind the raincoat, anybody got a pocketful of quarters?
What is this place anyway?

HB's Cyber Cafe:welcome There is only one rule here...............nothing is taken tooo seriously, especially ourselves. Pull up a stool, throw some bullets, climb the wall, we'll be doing eskimo rolls in a week or two. Stay clear of that guy in the corner watching the beach volleyball......he may go off! If there is any problems, there will be no complaining to the owner...he's in Maine......" the way life should be"

rocketsocks
08-01-2012, 20:27
HB's Cyber Cafe:welcome There is only one rule here...............nothing is taken tooo seriously, especially ourselves. Pull up a stool, throw some bullets, climb the wall, we'll be doing eskimo rolls in a week or two. Stay clear of that guy in the corner watching the beach volleyball......he may go off! If there is any problems, there will be no complaining to the owner...he's in Maine......" the way life should be"Yeah, and he wont hear you anyway, unless you scream real loud, but don't do that, it attacts all the unwanted element in the neighborhood, oh wait...were the unwanted element in the neighbourhood.....

Rasty
08-01-2012, 21:47
Hey folks...... ooooops wrong door I guess........ was looking for the laundrymat, please don't mind the raincoat, anybody got a pocketful of quarters?
What is this place anyway?

Are you looking to purchase a cafe?:)

Rasty
08-01-2012, 21:57
Hey folks...... ooooops wrong door I guess........ was looking for the laundrymat, please don't mind the raincoat, anybody got a pocketful of quarters?
What is this place anyway?

HB's Cyber Cafe:welcome There is only one rule here...............nothing is taken tooo seriously, especially ourselves. Pull up a stool, throw some bullets, climb the wall, we'll be doing eskimo rolls in a week or two. Stay clear of that guy in the corner watching the beach volleyball......he may go off! If there is any problems, there will be no complaining to the owner...he's in Maine......" the way life should be"

Small problem with the pool. Someone keeps filtering the chlorine out with the SILWF and there was a floater in the deep end.

kayak karl
08-01-2012, 22:32
What is this place anyway?
just get a cup of coffee and have a seat. if it's your first time you do not need to share, just listen. tonites topic is KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid :cool:

Wise Old Owl
08-01-2012, 23:06
What pool? - oh the water hole-well the floater isn't mine.... Hey RS - ... here's wipe get the drool off the set...Have a Freeze Dried Yuengling.


JD what brings ya in? - oh feet, funny!:sun


RS - close the window - tis a bit drafty - ruffles the feathers....

http://www.laughitoff.com/sites/laughitoff/uploads/images/Headquarters3JPEG.jpg

Wise Old Owl
08-01-2012, 23:40
ya all went to bed or watching the Olympics..... I leave the Coleman light on for ya,

Capt Nat
08-02-2012, 08:24
Yeah, and he wont hear you anyway, unless you scream real loud, but don't do that, it attacts all the unwanted element in the neighborhood, oh wait...were the unwanted element in the neighbourhood.....

Er Eh?? Did someone say something? Hey, who is that guy?

kayak karl
08-02-2012, 08:33
..were the unwanted element in the neighbourhood.....
punctuation police here....

were the unwanted element or we're the unwanted element :D

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 09:15
a moment of levity - RS is staring at Female Olympic Volleyball and nobody understands his posts. Grammar/Punctuation was overrated anyway, an English teacher with little impact is responsible somewhere.

Water Rat
08-02-2012, 09:21
I think your friend...the one in the corner...might need a bib. He sure has a lot of drool coming out of his mouth! It's a good thing the summer Olympics only happens every four years! Someone better make sure he doesn't dehydrate!

Rasty
08-02-2012, 09:22
..were the unwanted element in the neighbourhood.....
punctuation police here....

were the unwanted element or we're the unwanted element :D

Someone probably stole all of RS's shift and punctuation keys from his keyboard. When you get your keyboard out of the cyber-hiker box you never know what your going to get!:banana

Rasty
08-02-2012, 09:26
a moment of levity - RS is staring at Female Olympic Volleyball and nobody understands his posts. Grammar/Punctuation was overrated anyway, an English teacher with little impact is responsible somewhere.

WOO - I understand his posts. Does that reason that my English skills are deficient?:)

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 09:51
Naa Mate - just means you were paying attention.

Mountain Mike
08-02-2012, 10:24
Oh no. We got raided!

atmilkman
08-02-2012, 10:56
Oh no. We got raided!
Relax. It wasn't the real Po Po, it was the Pu Po - the punctuation police.

rocketsocks
08-02-2012, 11:05
I think your friend...the one in the corner...might need a bib. He sure has a lot of drool coming out of his mouth! It's a good thing the summer Olympics only happens every four years! Someone better make sure he doesn't dehydrate!:-?Just tryin to fill the pool, fool:).....more volleyball please, were are getting a little dry here! ;)

RED-DOG
08-02-2012, 12:33
Yall ever younder why females don't come here. I got a joke for yall, one day a city fellow wins the lottery and he gets the best of every thing i mean the prettiest women he goes to the best restuarants well about a week latter a Hillbilly wins the lottery and he has a BBQ during a Nascar race then about half way thru it he shouts ha yall uns want to go to wal-mart.

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 13:14
uh, don't get it.

What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sleeping bag over his head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

coach lou
08-02-2012, 13:22
uh, don't get it.

What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sleeping bag over his head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

I don't get it either

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 13:25
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Care About Women.

What is the worst written book in the world?
50 shades of Grey (why read when you could be doing it?)

Why do men go backpacking?
To avoid incessant talking at the Mall

Why do women go backpacking?
to find something to do with the stuff they bought at EMS/REI



Guess that clears that up....moving on folks....just the messenger.(I am still Married) http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/messenger_owl_by_wedreamdigital-d3ez3l1.pngStop laughing and read the signature

coach lou
08-02-2012, 14:06
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Care About Women.

What is the worst written book in the world?
50 shades of Grey (why read when you could be doing it?)

Why do men go backpacking?
To avoid incessant talking at the Mall

Why do women go backpacking?
to find something to do with the stuff they bought at EMS/REI



Guess that clears that up....moving on folks....just the messenger.(I am still Married) http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/messenger_owl_by_wedreamdigital-d3ez3l1.pngStop laughing and read the signature

I think I've found my signature******* "Marriage is a wonderful institution, if you like being institutionalized" ...........I'm also still married.....again:datz

Rasty
08-02-2012, 16:53
Naa Mate - just means you were paying attention.

But my English skills are deficient. I couldn't spell deficient without spell check if my life depended on it. Earlier today I tried to spell subtle and spell check wouldn't fix suddle for me. Took me five minutes on Google to find the word I needed.

rocketsocks
08-02-2012, 18:13
What the heck is with the US boxers, Jose Ramirez just gave away a fight that he could have totally won, I don't get it, first two rounds he's rope-a-dopin, and the third he dominates....and then looses.........I don't get it.....

Water Rat
08-02-2012, 20:46
:-?Just tryin to fill the pool, fool:).....more volleyball please, were are getting a little dry here! ;)

What an interesting way to fill the pool... Not so sure I would want to swim in that one, but to each their own! Just don't forget to hydrate from time to time. :)

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 21:16
I am so laughing my ass off.. and then there's tomorrow...5 am... sucks.

atmilkman
08-02-2012, 21:21
USA USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSKc5sNNuOc

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 21:29
Let me Go! Official young video - stop old school



http://vimeo.com/35684111

coach lou
08-02-2012, 21:40
Let me Go! Official young video - stop old school



http://vimeo.com/35684111
WOO, that blonde will kill ya'............................................... ..................:sun

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 21:44
or this will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1go72c5H8 Lou Rawls.... at his best

atmilkman
08-02-2012, 21:49
Old Skool Rulz! Oh, wont you come with me and hike this land?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4

coach lou
08-02-2012, 21:55
WHERE do you get this stuff ???? I almost fell into the pool

Rasty
08-02-2012, 22:03
Is Irish Bastard aka Roadside at the cafe? Someones looking for him. I was thinking maybe he's in the pool or using the climbing wall.:D

Wise Old Owl
08-02-2012, 22:04
I have no Idea I didn't start listening to music about 1971 with the purchase of my first AM GE portable radio first song? Ina gota da vita.... wow I never saw the video till now! pass the.............mmmmmaaaannnnnn! (no I do not inhale....)

16920

its sad you guys are sitting there with the computers and laptops... mine is driving a Panasonic HD and and Altec Lansing...speakers....

STBU.:rolleyes: ya Iron Butterfly....Rocks.... ooh better turn this down... someone might dial 911


arrogant bastard... arnt I ?- I am in a weird place tonight the op is tommorrow at 6 am.

kayak karl
08-02-2012, 23:24
hear many a Phillie's game on a radio like that. hear the one where Jim Bunning pitch a no hitter.

kayak karl
08-03-2012, 07:42
can i recharge my iphone with my tazer. dual use (not just bears) would be good.

coach lou
08-03-2012, 08:03
can i recharge my iphone with my tazer. dual use (not just bears) would be good.

First unplug the Mash potato machine, it always blows the fuse!

Capt Nat
08-03-2012, 08:20
I fell in love with that blonde. She could be mean and nasty to me all the time, treat me like crap! Oh God! Who did that in the pool???

Rasty
08-03-2012, 15:33
Is Irish Bastard aka Roadside at the cafe? Someones looking for him. I was thinking maybe he's in the pool or using the climbing wall.:D

Roadside got found! It wasn't him that fell in the pool. Did anyone check to see if HB came back early?

rocketsocks
08-03-2012, 15:42
can i recharge my iphone with my tazer. dual use (not just bears) would be good.Shocking....I had no idea.

Wise Old Owl
08-03-2012, 17:59
Well I am back -

atmilkman
08-03-2012, 18:01
Well I am back -
How did it go. Are you gonna hike again?

Wise Old Owl
08-03-2012, 18:10
Well it's just been a few hours but I feel great. - possibly the easiest operation I have been through... The crunches are uncomfortable.

rocketsocks
08-03-2012, 18:57
Get well soon, Woo didn't realize it was today, hope your doing ok there, and that the perc's of surgery are kick'in, hehe. Was it done arthroscopic?

Wise Old Owl
08-03-2012, 19:48
Yea - and get this! I haven't needed the pain killer.... in fact - I feel great... I don't know what to say - I just wish I had done this in February when I first started to notice. Got the impression that the specialist delayed action - and after six months no improvement. This operation really is a breeze!

Rasty
08-03-2012, 21:03
Does anyone know if Hikerboy is in the Rangeley Maine area? His 5 bullets may come in handy!:)

Wise Old Owl
08-03-2012, 21:12
awwe ya miss him.... very touchin.

OzJacko
08-03-2012, 21:35
I'm back from my first hike....
God I have got unfit....
What happenned to WOO?
Did he fall in the pool?
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wet-owl.jpg

Rasty
08-03-2012, 22:11
awwe ya miss him.... very touchin.

Not really! :D He could throw the five bullets at the maniac that attacked another hiker.:)

Wise Old Owl
08-03-2012, 22:51
wow - he looks like he is wet.... was he a coach or something?... looks like gatorade!

Oh wait it reminds me of Rizzo!

16936

Wise Old Owl
08-03-2012, 23:59
I fell in love with that blonde. She could be mean and nasty to me all the time, treat me like crap! Oh God! Who did that in the pool???

Oh we have a new solution for that - COUGARLIFE.COM

www.cougarlife.com (http://www.cougarlife.com)
16937 Yea that's what freedom feels like..... freedom of choice.....Ratraikis do we have internet here?

Rasty
08-04-2012, 00:11
I fell in love with that blonde. She could be mean and nasty to me all the time, treat me like crap! Oh God! Who did that in the pool???

Oh we have a new solution for that - COUGARLIFE.COM

www.cougarlife.com (http://www.cougarlife.com)
16937 Yea that's what freedom feels like..... freedom of choice.....Ratraikis do we have internet here?

Nope! We do have cheese though.:)

coach lou
08-04-2012, 11:30
FREE BEER & Mashed Tators..... for the first reported sighting of the Proprietor of this establishment:banana........heck, every sighting..........................just put it on 'Socks tab.:eek:

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 11:43
Here put a nickle in the mp3 player..... wake up video for the southern boys....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-q7Mih69KE

Rasty
08-04-2012, 12:18
FREE BEER & Mashed Tators..... for the first reported sighting of the Proprietor of this establishment:banana........heck, every sighting..........................just put it on 'Socks tab.:eek:

Can I get a glass of wine instead? Nothing too expensive just a Chateau Requiem, it's only $400 a glass. Socks won't mind.

Are we sure HB didn't get lost? There's a report of a homeless man in Virginia wondering between two shelters.:)

Rasty
08-04-2012, 12:44
Oh we have a new solution for that - COUGARLIFE.COM

www.cougarlife.com (http://www.cougarlife.com)
16937 Yea that's what freedom feels like..... freedom of choice.....Ratraikis do we have internet here?


WOO - I just checked our internet connection. We have the TSR-80 connected to some weird Modem!
16940

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 14:24
crap I used to use one of those in 1976! lets get the Basic going and look up the app for printing images on paper

Heres one now....16942

Rasty
08-04-2012, 14:28
crap I used to use one of those in 1976! lets get the Basic going and look up the app for printing images on paper

Heres one now....16942

Wow WOO I was 3 years old then! :banana

coach lou
08-04-2012, 14:32
Wow WOO I was 3 years old then! :banana

Drinking beer and playing frisbee at Top Sail!!!

Rasty
08-04-2012, 14:39
Drinking beer and playing frisbee at Top Sail!!!

Nah, I didn't start drinking beer until i was around 9 years old!:)

Rasty
08-04-2012, 15:23
I found the perfect pool table for the cafe! :clap
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Rasty
08-04-2012, 15:45
awwe ya miss him.... very touchin.



Not really! :D He could throw the five bullets at the maniac that attacked another hiker.:)

WOO - On second thought I do miss HB. He kind of grows on you like a wart or that weird hair that grows on the side of my ear! :banana

atmilkman
08-04-2012, 16:05
FREE BEER & Mashed Tators..... for the first reported sighting of the Proprietor of this establishment:banana........heck, every sighting..........................just put it on 'Socks tab.:eek:
How about a little salt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wM6Y5lr7Jo

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 17:19
FREE BEER & Mashed Tators..... for the first reported sighting of the Proprietor of this establishment:banana........heck, every sighting..........................just put it on 'Socks tab.:eek:Wait, I have a TAB!, and the boss is away......oooh whoooa, DRINKS ALL AROUND....and put it on my TAB, I'm never gonna pay that thing anyway, hehehe

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 17:22
WOO - On second thought I do miss HB. He kind of grows on you like a wart or that weird hair that grows on the side of my ear! :bananaI say we have a HB roast, on account a he left us all here beating our "HONK!" and we ain'ta hikin.

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 17:29
I found the perfect pool table for the cafe! :clap
16943Man I wanna play that, it looks way cool, but I'm a lousy bowler, and really not a great pool player either. But I can heckle like no other....Batter Batter Batter......shoot/bowl/kick/swing/crawl:D

Rasty
08-04-2012, 17:30
I say we have a HB roast, on account a he left us all here beating our "HONK!" and we ain'ta hikin.

A comedy style roast or are your actually saying we should cook HB?

HB Roast Recipe
1) Trim and Clean 1 Hikerboy57
2) Prepare a Brine (10 Gallons of SILWF water at 90 degrees) + 16oz Sea Salt
3) Brine 1 HB for 3 Days, Change brine out each day! (Takes away Hiker Funk)
4) Coat HB with Salt, Pepper, Olive Oil, Fresh Rosemary
5) Spit Roast in the Shelters fire pit until well done. Sorry no Medium Rare Hikerboy57 because of E-Coli risk

Bon Appetite! :eek:

Rasty
08-04-2012, 17:32
I say we have a HB roast, on account a he left us all here beating our "HONK!" and we ain'ta hikin.

Or this type of Roast

Hikerboy57 smells so bad, he was mistaken for the Virginia Homeless man! :p

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 17:36
Or this type of Roast

Hikerboy57 smells so bad, he was mistaken for the Virginia Homeless man! :pBut then we noticed he had a shelter in-tow......your turn

Rasty
08-04-2012, 17:45
But then we noticed he had a shelter in-tow......your turn

HikerBoy smelled so bad it clogged his Sawyer In-Line Water Filter and voided the warranty!

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 17:50
HikerBoy smelled so bad it clogged his Sawyer In-Line Water Filter and voided the warranty!Not knowing what to do, he reached into his pocket and pulled out five bullets he had saved from boyhood, and figured he put them to good use, so he.......

Rasty
08-04-2012, 17:54
Not knowing what to do, he reached into his pocket and pulled out five bullets he had saved from boyhood, and figured he put them to good use, so he.......

gave them out as nose plugs!

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 18:02
One fella tried to snort the bullet. He tried so hard he look like Are-Nold Schwarzenegger in the movie, (well what ever that movie was), it was gross to see this red glowing protuberance where his nose should have been, he turns to us and speaks....

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 18:07
A comedy style roast or are your actually saying we should cook HB?

HB Roast Recipe
1) Trim and Clean 1 Hikerboy57
2) Prepare a Brine (10 Gallons of SILWF water at 90 degrees) + 16oz Sea Salt
3) Brine 1 HB for 3 Days, Change brine out each day! (Takes away Hiker Funk)
4) Coat HB with Salt, Pepper, Olive Oil, Fresh Rosemary
5) Spit Roast in the Shelters fire pit until well done. Sorry no Medium Rare Hikerboy57 because of E-Coli risk

Bon Appetite! :eek:INTERMISSION

Hey where'd this come from, that's great, but I'd have to travel all the way to Maine to get a HB57, there tough to come by in these parts.....in August hiking season.

Velvet Gooch
08-04-2012, 18:22
Been a while... I tripped over a gator tail and hit my head (hard) on the tater machine

Rasty
08-04-2012, 18:37
INTERMISSION

Hey where'd this come from, that's great, but I'd have to travel all the way to Maine to get a HB57, there tough to come by in these parts.....in August hiking season.


The main problem with canabalism is that you've already used all the ingredients that would make us taste good! :bse

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 18:44
yea don't step on the tail, it has consequences.

Velvet Gooch
08-04-2012, 18:50
You'll need Bob Arson's step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat: Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 19:13
yea don't step on the tail, it has consequences.Aye, that's me state flag, "Tread lightly" lest the head bites....Har'ugh d

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 19:19
my inbox filled up - so I cant pm - fixing it now...

I got up this morning and really needed the Oxycontin - not sure if I can get back to work on Monday. Swelling above and below the bandages even after changing them - still a walk in the park.

coach lou
08-04-2012, 20:14
A comedy style roast or are your actually saying we should cook HB?

HB Roast Recipe
1) Trim and Clean 1 Hikerboy57
2) Prepare a Brine (10 Gallons of SILWF water at 90 degrees) + 16oz Sea Salt
3) Brine 1 HB for 3 Days, Change brine out each day! (Takes away Hiker Funk)
4) Coat HB with Salt, Pepper, Olive Oil, Fresh Rosemary
5) Spit Roast in the Shelters fire pit until well done. Sorry no Medium Rare Hikerboy57 because of E-Coli risk

Bon Appetite! :eek:

Just to let you know, before you send out the invitations to the cyber hiker feed down on Atlantic Beach...........HB57 is kinda' bony:(

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 20:17
Just to let you know, before you send out the invitations to the cyber hiker feed down on Atlantic Beach...........HB57 is kinda' bony:(Ok this is just getting to weird, lets talk about eating someone else, LOL....please

kayak karl
08-04-2012, 20:20
i think Jeffrey Dahmer read that. he had an eating disorder.

Sarcasm the elf
08-04-2012, 20:22
I found the perfect pool table for the cafe! :clap
16943

Wait a second, is he using a cantaloupe as a que ball?

If he isn't then he should be.

kayak karl
08-04-2012, 20:27
i logged on and 4 treads showed up; cafe, from the south, homeless and a thread about a TENT? a tent, what's that doing on a hiking forum?

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 20:29
i think Jeffrey Dahmer read that. he had an eating disorder.Last I heard he was sweeping floors with a broom stuck in he, HONK,BAM,BINGO. Yep, that's what I heard.

rocketsocks
08-04-2012, 20:31
Wait a second, is he using a cantaloupe as a que ball?

If he isn't then he should be.Ah yes, a little Gallager is needed there.

Rasty
08-04-2012, 20:53
A comedy style roast or are your actually saying we should cook HB?

HB Roast Recipe
1) Trim and Clean 1 Hikerboy57
2) Prepare a Brine (10 Gallons of SILWF water at 90 degrees) + 16oz Sea Salt
3) Brine 1 HB for 3 Days, Change brine out each day! (Takes away Hiker Funk)
4) Coat HB with Salt, Pepper, Olive Oil, Fresh Rosemary
5) Spit Roast in the Shelters fire pit until well done. Sorry no Medium Rare Hikerboy57 because of E-Coli risk

Bon Appetite! :eek:

Just to let you know, before you send out the invitations to the cyber hiker feed down on Atlantic Beach...........HB57 is kinda' bony:(

So a BBQ recipe may be more appropriate? :D

Rasty
08-04-2012, 20:55
i think Jeffrey Dahmer read that. he had an eating disorder.Last I heard he was sweeping floors with a broom stuck in he, HONK,BAM,BINGO. Yep, that's what I heard.

Dahmers dead. The other inmates killed him. They probably got real nervous around him.

OzJacko
08-04-2012, 21:09
I think the cannibals of old referred to human flesh as long pig.
Does that mean we can make BACON??:D

Rasty
08-04-2012, 21:11
You'll need Bob Arson's step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat: Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

I won't comment on this! If I did you guys might start to wonder if I'm stable. I swear I'm stable and wouldn't really cook HikerBoy. It's all Rockets fault, for suggesting we roast him. Being a chef I assumed he meant the other kind of roast. :eek:

Rasty
08-04-2012, 21:13
i logged on and 4 treads showed up; cafe, from the south, homeless and a thread about a TENT? a tent, what's that doing on a hiking forum?

Oops! That was me! No one was at the Cafe so I ventured out into the other Threads. See what happens when you guys don't come to the cafe to keep me entertained.:)

Rasty
08-04-2012, 21:14
I think the cannibals of old referred to human flesh as long pig.
Does that mean we can make BACON??:D

Coach said his too skinny!

Back to the regular roasting of Hikerboy!

HB Smells so bad he.............

kayak karl
08-04-2012, 21:19
Dahmers dead. The other inmates killed him. They probably got real nervous around him. or they were hungry ;)

Lone Wolf
08-04-2012, 21:21
i think Jeffrey Dahmer read that. he had an eating disorder.

have you seen his movie? "3 Men and Some Gravy"

Rasty
08-04-2012, 21:24
or they were hungry ;)

Thoughts going through his cell mates head before going to sleep.

"Damn I hope this guy don't eat me"

OzJacko
08-04-2012, 21:25
Coach said his too skinny!

Back to the regular roasting of Hikerboy!

HB Smells so bad he.............
he smells so bad that even bacon can't hide the smell............

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 21:35
Ok this is just getting to weird, lets talk about eating someone else, LOL....please


Oh yea PETA! people eatin TASTY animals >>>>>http://www.livewxradar.com/gallery/myphotos/album03/Gods_Creatures.sized.jpg

Rasty
08-04-2012, 21:39
Oh yea PETA! people eatin TASTY animals >>>>>http://www.livewxradar.com/gallery/myphotos/album03/Gods_Creatures.sized.jpg

Funny Story - My oldest daughter who will be thirteen next week and has been a vegetarian for two years actually thought that PETA's stood for "People Eating Tasty Animals" because that is all I had ever told her. She came home one day and yelled at me because she thought they were a group that liked to eat meat.

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 21:40
Scones & Penguins its whats for breakfast....at the Cyber Cafe!


RS take off your headphones....

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/SiegfriedVonFunk/1frosty.gif

Rasty
08-04-2012, 21:41
WOO - Polar Bears dont eat Penguins!

They would but the Bears can't swim that far!


Scones & Penguins its whats for breakfast....at the Cyber Cafe!


RS take off your headphones....

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/SiegfriedVonFunk/1frosty.gif

Velvet Gooch
08-04-2012, 21:50
Oh yea PETA! people eatin TASTY animals

Eating the flesh of stupid, lesser beasts makes you strong

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bigpot6.jpg

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 21:53
uhh yea I know tht...hey go with the flow, have a wing or flipper!



Why on this thread you insist on me being polit....correct?

Velvet Gooch
08-04-2012, 22:31
No, I'm the least politically correct member of WhiteBlaze. Likely true

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 22:54
well VG nobody is pointing fingers or wearing Halloween costumes. How can I say this, It is up to you u to make a difference. If you think for a moment that I don't work for this every day and is conditionally optimistic. I really like the people that I enjoy reading their posts. I feel OK but at the moment I am on quality pain killers. You have a lot to offer here, but choose to do otherwise. Its a choice - your posts in the dog forum rubbed me in the wrong way, You took a strange post or two in the hobo question - Lone Wolf removed all the doubt as did others. (He cleared it up)


Posts here at WB is a window into your knowledge and is a great feeling into your thoughts and practical experience keep in mind that some people here are into the ideas to improve their experience.

Rasty
08-04-2012, 22:56
Oh yea PETA! people eatin TASTY animals

Eating the flesh of stupid, lesser beasts makes you strong

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bigpot6.jpg

The Koala looks tasty!

Wise Old Owl
08-04-2012, 23:17
bit weird - Koala -maybe to the natives.... does it go with instant Mash potatoes and gravy... or is that a local thing lets get an ausi to weigh in....

Rasty
08-04-2012, 23:29
bit weird - Koala -maybe to the natives.... does it go with instant Mash potatoes and gravy... or is that a local thing lets get an ausi to weigh in....

For me nothing goes with instant. It's gotta be the real thing.

OzJacko
08-04-2012, 23:46
For me nothing goes with instant. It's gotta be the real thing.
I thought mashed potatoes were designed to help other food stick to the fork/knife/spoon.
I'm a believer that greens are what you feed to food. Given the chance I would have over 50% of my diet say moo at some stage in it's growth...
The rest would be lightweight noodles etc to fill me until the next burger ....

rocketsocks
08-05-2012, 00:20
Oh yea PETA! people eatin TASTY animals >>>>>http://www.livewxradar.com/gallery/myphotos/album03/Gods_Creatures.sized.jpgMaybe we could get a instant moose machine, and put it next to the smashed potaetows,. Does chocolate moose go with a starch, never mind...I don't care if my desert inter mingles with my side dish.


Scones & Penguins its whats for breakfast....at the Cyber Cafe!


RS take off your headphones....

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/SiegfriedVonFunk/1frosty.gifBut I'm rocking out to that new Betty in a teddy...bear workout, and besides, I really do need the exercise, all this sedimentary living has got me down

Rasty
08-05-2012, 00:22
Coach said his too skinny!

Back to the regular roasting of Hikerboy!

HB Smells so bad he.............
he smells so bad that even bacon can't hide the smell............

He smells so bad that Couch Lou makes him hike 426' behind him.....

rocketsocks
08-05-2012, 00:24
And since spell check seems to think it's smarter than me, periodically it injects words that are close or even funnier than the ones I choose...so I've decided to leave them in...call it back of the class immunity, and i'm getting damn tired of fixing it's mis takes, doesn't it know what I'm thinking, apparently snott.

rocketsocks
08-05-2012, 00:26
He smells so bad that Couch Lou makes him hike 426' behind him.....+a day and a half

rocketsocks
08-05-2012, 00:45
well boys, I did one mile in the rain today, and 5 more tonight..just finished, i'm soaking sweat, tired and my doggies hurt, night all.

Someone catch that light, and don't bother locking up, i told old homeless Joe he could sleep under the pool table, he said he'll sweep up tomorrow, if Ed McMahon doesn't call. Later

Rasty
08-05-2012, 00:53
well boys, I did one mile in the rain today, and 5 more tonight..just finished, i'm soaking sweat, tired and my doggies hurt, night all.

Someone catch that light, and don't bother locking up, i told old homeless Joe he could sleep under the pool table, he said he'll sweep up tomorrow, if Ed McMahon doesn't call. Later

It feels better giving Joe a name!:D

OzJacko
08-05-2012, 04:00
well boys, I did one mile in the rain today, and 5 more tonight..just finished, i'm soaking sweat, tired and my doggies hurt, night all.

Someone catch that light, and don't bother locking up, i told old homeless Joe he could sleep under the pool table, he said he'll sweep up tomorrow, if Ed McMahon doesn't call. Later
Don't know how he's going to sleep under that pool table...

rocketsocks
08-05-2012, 08:26
It feels better giving Joe a name!:DI always called him Indian Joe, it's just how he was interduced to me whan I was a weee laddy.


Don't know how he's going to sleep under that pool table...Yeah, he's use to getting kicked when he's down, happens a few times a month, though he's gettin a little tired of it.

Lone Wolf
08-05-2012, 10:14
No, I'm the least politically correct member of WhiteBlaze. Likely true

pretty unlikely

coach lou
08-05-2012, 10:17
He smells so bad that Couch Lou makes him hike 426' behind him.....


With that slim build comes some long legs..............he waits for me to catch-up every half mile or so.

Pedaling Fool
08-05-2012, 10:20
Countdown to Mars landing (~15 hours), yes they will find signs of life. http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/participate/

coach lou
08-05-2012, 10:23
With that slim build comes some long legs..............he waits for me to catch-up every half mile or so.

My fellow Cyber hikers, have you noticed.....a real hiker has stopped in at the cafe. Get this gungy old Jar Head a beer and mashed potatoes, :welcomeWolfie. Pull up stool......not the one by the wall.........'Socks will be in soon, and Womens Beach Volleyball will be on.:eek:

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 10:30
Dahmers dead. The other inmates killed him. They probably got real nervous around him.

His eating disorder was Bulimia and they didn't like that fact he stole condiments for dinner from the commissary!

Leg of Man - it's whats for dinner.....

pass the bullets

Rocket Socks - that tab needs to be paid!


Oh good someone cleaned the pool...

Darn Zelph left a ring on the table when he used his stove again.

Rasty
08-05-2012, 10:39
Hey y'all I going to start digging in a new basement for the cafe! My mom kicked me out again and I need a place to stay. Don't worry about the mess! :D

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 10:42
http://wilmingtont.web114.discountasp.net/images/AT/shelter3.jpgWhat basement - I thought you were a hanger?

Rasty
08-05-2012, 10:49
http://wilmingtont.web114.discountasp.net/images/AT/shelter3.jpgWhat basement - I thought you were a hanger?

A hanger? O-my I've never been so insulted in my life!:D

Rasty
08-05-2012, 10:53
No, I'm the least politically correct member of WhiteBlaze. Likely true

pretty unlikely

Any suggestions for King of Snark?

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 11:11
...........................

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 11:13
all kidding aside Ratrailkis nice kamp kit. you should be a hanger!

16947

Rasty
08-05-2012, 13:26
all kidding aside Ratrailkis nice kamp kit. you should be a hanger!

16947

Maybe one day. I've spent enough on gear that my wife might kill me if I asked to spend $800+ between and hammock, tarp, under and over quilt. I also bring my youngest daughter hiking three to four times a year so I would not be able to sell some gear to offset the costs. I'm also a stomach sleeper and roll around constanly.

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 13:40
Yea I havn't heard that in a long time stomach sleeper....you would have to belly flop into the Hammock... wouldn't look too cool:eek:

Might have to call the PCTP on you if I saw that.... (Politically Correct Trail Police) You don't dress like a homeless person do you?

REF: http:HERE (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86864-Homeless-man-living-in-shelters)

kayak karl
08-05-2012, 13:46
http://wilmingtont.web114.discountasp.net/images/AT/shelter3.jpgWhat basement - I thought you were a hanger?

who are the three homeless guys?

Rasty
08-05-2012, 13:57
Yea I havn't heard that in a long time stomach sleeper....you would have to belly flop into the Hammock... wouldn't look too cool:eek:

Might have to call the PCTP on you if I saw that.... (Politically Correct Trail Police) You don't dress like a homeless person do you?

REF: http:HERE (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86864-Homeless-man-living-in-shelters)

I hike in a Tuxedo with frilly cumberbund! It's all the rage in Europe now. The patent leather shoes are really hard to keep clean and give me blisters after 15 miles. Better to look good than feel good. I'm a slave to fashion!:dance

Rasty
08-05-2012, 14:22
Where is everyone? I'm bored! And we know what happens when I'm bored. :datz

I MUST BE KEPT ENTERTAINED AT ALL TIMES! :clap

Rasty
08-05-2012, 14:24
who are the three homeless guys?

The one on the left looks squirrly! Blue Jeans in the woods? He's is going to freeze to death.

Rasty
08-05-2012, 15:14
His eating disorder was Bulimia and they didn't like that fact he stole condiments for dinner from the commissary!

Leg of Man - it's whats for dinner.....

pass the bullets

Rocket Socks - that tab needs to be paid!


Oh good someone cleaned the pool...

Darn Zelph left a ring on the table when he used his stove again.

WOO - Can we start calling you WOOSEY now?

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 19:23
who are the three homeless guys?

Wilmington Trail Club after completing the build...

Rasty
08-05-2012, 20:28
Well It's been a weird day at the Cafe! I think someone spiked the Filtered Water and we all took a few quarts. :rolleyes:

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 20:45
Yea I agree.. funny when no spiking is involved... quite a few spin off threads too - that really got thought provoking.

Has anyone here figured out you can load the IHEART web page in background and subscribe it with your preferences, hook up some killer speakers and keep on posting? I love it on the smartphone - but the laptop feels like an upgrade!

Rasty
08-05-2012, 21:02
Does the Cafe do first aid training for the staff?

I just gave the heimleck maneuver to a guest at the restaurant I work at. He was choking on an artichoke. I had to give him 8-10 good thrusts. He was a trooper and finished his dinner. Feels good.:)

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 21:12
I take it this is a serious question? Yes we provide training... can't have anyone choking after reading my posts! Belly laugh is OK choking no.

Rasty
08-05-2012, 21:12
Does the Cafe do first aid training for the staff?

I just gave the heimleck maneuver to a guest at the restaurant I work at. He was choking on an artichoke. I had to give him 8-10 good thrusts. He was a trooper and finished his dinner. Feels good.:)

I did offer him som SILWFiltered water afterwards!:D

Rasty
08-05-2012, 21:16
I take it this is a serious question? Yes we provide training... can't have anyone choking after reading my posts! Belly laugh is OK choking no.

It was true I just did it for real at my actual Cafe.

Rasty
08-05-2012, 21:17
Kentlady is back!

Sarcasm the elf
08-05-2012, 21:20
Kentlady is back!

...and she came out swinging!

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 21:25
Yea and without going into details someone got booted!:banana

Rasty
08-05-2012, 21:25
Kentlady is back!

...and she came out swinging!

It's gotta be a regular playing a joke! Fess up.

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 21:27
She's alright in my book great post.

Rasty
08-05-2012, 21:29
Back to normal.

Hiker boy smells so bad.......

I had to give him the heimleck maneuver!

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 21:35
its always interesting to me when you see things here that would never happen anywhere else. When people sit around the campfire and talk it is so different from this style of communication... Kent Lady cut to the chase and posted what I wanted to post - but couldn't -

Helmleck?

Good thing it wasn't Hemlock!

Hairbear
08-05-2012, 22:45
Does the Cafe do first aid training for the staff?

I just gave the heimleck maneuver to a guest at the restaurant I work at. He was choking on an artichoke. I had to give him 8-10 good thrusts. He was a trooper and finished his dinner. Feels good.:) how does one tip for saving your life any way........

Rasty
08-05-2012, 22:50
Does the Cafe do first aid training for the staff?

I just gave the heimleck maneuver to a guest at the restaurant I work at. He was choking on an artichoke. I had to give him 8-10 good thrusts. He was a trooper and finished his dinner. Feels good.:) how does one tip for saving your life any way........

I don't know. I'm salary and can't accept tips. I think it should be 18% though. :)

Hairbear
08-05-2012, 22:58
I don't know. I'm salary and can't accept tips. I think it should be 18% though. :)hey have you got an opinion on the bridge hammock and if they would be a better hang than my hennesy

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 23:08
Welcome Hairbear... pull a log by the fire.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m70/fzl_2006/Fire.gif

OzJacko
08-05-2012, 23:09
Hiker Boy smells so bad the ticks crawl away....

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 23:13
Oz hes out for a while wont be back so whats up with you? ya missed the fireworks tonight

Hairbear
08-05-2012, 23:14
[QUOTE=Wise Old Owl;1320575]Welcome Hairbear... pull a log by the fire

hows it going owl are you still on the mend

Sarcasm the elf
08-05-2012, 23:16
Hikerboy smells so bad that the moose have already started to complain.

Wise Old Owl
08-05-2012, 23:19
spent half the day wheeling around Walmart and crutches the rest of the day, the medicine is great and I can't wait for work tomorrow.

Rasty
08-05-2012, 23:50
spent half the day wheeling around Walmart and crutches the rest of the day, the medicine is great and I can't wait for work tomorrow.

WOO clean out your PM's. I tried to send you a message. :)

rocketsocks
08-06-2012, 00:11
I can't believe I missed the Kent Lady....Dam...that's always a good time!

I was busy uploading some once lost, now found photos, and before you ask.....yes....They were saved, Though I was blind, hehe Can I get a Amen!

Rasty
08-06-2012, 00:56
I can't believe I missed the Kent Lady....Dam...that's always a good time!

I was busy uploading some once lost, now found photos, and before you ask.....yes....They were saved, Though I was blind, hehe Can I get a Amen!

Amen!

You missed a seriously weird day. :)

rocketsocks
08-06-2012, 01:12
Amen!

You missed a seriously weird day. :)Yeah, it sounds like it was a good one....and thanks for the Amen!....I'm out !:) and as Archie Bunker would say......Hasty Bananas:D

Wise Old Owl
08-06-2012, 09:04
cleaned out- I wasn't hitting Proceed right.

Water Rat
08-06-2012, 09:25
Mind if I wander in to the Cafe for a bit? I was just getting caught up on the drama that unfolded on another thread... *sigh* That will teach me to wander away from my computer and go kayaking.

Never did get to resolve the E.T. vs. Alf question...

Wise Old Owl
08-06-2012, 10:17
pull up a camp chair.... enjoy the sun....

OzJacko
08-06-2012, 10:24
pull up a camp chair.... enjoy the sun....
I might join you.
Back from here....
16953

Water Rat
08-06-2012, 10:30
Thanks! Anyone want a cookie? I brought individual bags of chocolate chip cookies... Help yourselves! How is the wave pool coming along?