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rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 16:04
It's not all that bad here. I'm on base, inside walls with guard towers all around. I'm in more danger of dying from boredom. :p

As for the TP question, it depends on what you eat. Lots of cheese, the 10 sheets should get you a good ways.Do you use the ol' secret "one square center hole tear" method?

Wise Old Owl
02-10-2013, 16:05
Curious Coffee, are you slightly north of the airport? I found it on GE.

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 16:07
It's not all that bad here. I'm on base, inside walls with guard towers all around. I'm in more danger of dying from boredom. :p

As for the TP question, it depends on what you eat. Lots of cheese, the 10 sheets should get you a good ways.

We won't let you die of boredom as long as you stay here with us... Remember... you can check out anytime you like but you can never......

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 16:14
I ate half a pound of Caribean Scotch Bonnet Pepperjack yesterday... today it seems like some cheese makers idea of a sick joke.

sometimes getting the munchies is not a good thing

S'more
02-10-2013, 16:16
I go both ways.
Really, now? Bless your heart.

S'more
02-10-2013, 16:17
Lefties - Train Wreck, milkman
Righties -
Goes both ways - slow mind

no matter what, I'm always right.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 16:19
Okay it is time for me to confess that my scarf really is a tomato caterpillar. I just thought some might be offended by the pelt if they knew it was real. Here he is moments before I tackled him


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9XmZN5XwKM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9XmZN5XwKM

S'more
02-10-2013, 16:20
When is cafe naked day?
What's the punishment for mooning the other threads?
Everyday is cafe naked day.
banning for mooning.

S'more
02-10-2013, 16:28
With the wise guidance of many, I believe I can stay clear of censure. I just wish my posts were offensive. God knows I have been a bit too quick with my replies at times. I was trying to be a friend to a person who was being a bit offensive with the way he was saying things. As a person who does not always say things perfectly, I felt he needed that friend.

Bottom line: Stay on topic. I was not on topic. That is the beauty of the cafe. I am not sure anyone knows what we are talking about over here unless you have an advanced degree in cafe speak.
no point of staying on topic here. There is no such thing.

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 16:36
no point of staying on topic here. There is no such thing.
Topics? We have topics here? I must have missed the memo.

Coffee Rules!
02-10-2013, 16:49
Do you use the ol' secret "one square center hole tear" method?

No. I'm fortunate that our supply system keeps us stocked, so I remember that I am not FROM this third world toilet, just live here temporarily. :p

Coffee Rules!
02-10-2013, 16:52
Curious Coffee, are you slightly north of the airport? I found it on GE.

There are three airfields in the vicinity of Tikrit if you look around. Type in "COB Speicher." That'll bring it a little closer. The photo on GE is pretty old, so the building I'm in isn't even on there. The Speicher (or what used to be it) airfield is the one northwest of the city. My station is a bit northeast of the field.

Coffee Rules!
02-10-2013, 16:57
We won't let you die of boredom as long as you stay here with us... Remember... you can check out anytime you like but you can never......

Okay but if I stick around can we work on the sleeping arrangements in the bunkroom? Rocketsocks snores like a mofo, and someone stole my earplugs. I want to sleep out in the bar next to the horizontal climbing wall.

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 17:02
Okay but if I stick around can we work on the sleeping arrangements in the bunkroom? Rocketsocks snores like a mofo, and someone stole my earplugs. I want to sleep out in the bar next to the horizontal climbing wall.Yeah I been crashing over smike's it's quite there in the weeee hours

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 17:05
Topics? We have topics here? I must have missed the memo.My refresh rate and or browser is so slow right, it's hard not to answer a question from a half hour ago...but only sometimes, it's throwing me "A" game way off.....

ran all the diagnostics I know , and just figured it was the weather or white blaze gone wonky again..usually clears in a day or two.

Coffee Rules!
02-10-2013, 17:24
Yeah I been crashing over smike's it's quite there in the weeee hours

Man, if you're keeping me awake from all the way over there, you may want to see a doctor about that snoring. You're near Ted Nugent concert volume.

Sarcasm the elf
02-10-2013, 17:24
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31460_10200325264681515_2066124827_n.jpg

(Saw this in the web, for all I know it could be photoshopped. I find it entertaining and therefore choose to believe it is real.)

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 17:27
Is that close to Hartford?

Sarcasm the elf
02-10-2013, 17:29
I'll donate a can of wood puddy to fill in names carved in the shelters.

I think you may be on to something with at idea!

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 17:33
I think you may be on to something with at idea!I'll add putty knife to my Imaginary wish list for the SAK purchase.
oh and....true dat!

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 17:36
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31460_10200325264681515_2066124827_n.jpg

(Saw this in the web, for all I know it could be photoshopped. I find it entertaining and therefore choose to believe it is real.)I think that's a real as it gets...seen places like that in and around Truckee Donner pass CA.

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 17:38
Man, if you're keeping me awake from all the way over there, you may want to see a doctor about that snoring. You're near Ted Nugent concert volume.Ol'e Ted's been in the news again, what with all the firearms talk lately...I like that guy.

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 17:44
Okay it is time for me to confess that my scarf really is a tomato caterpillar. I just thought some might be offended by the pelt if they knew it was real. Here he is moments before I tackled him


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9XmZN5XwKM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9XmZN5XwKMAmazing how closely Syfy follows the insect world and what folks find scary, it's a cute little worm, with a 6 part chomping mach. attached to one end. ok maybe 5 parts

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 17:52
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31460_10200325264681515_2066124827_n.jpg

(Saw this in the web, for all I know it could be photoshopped. I find it entertaining and therefore choose to believe it is real.)

I have driven a lot of fun machines in my day, but if that picture is real, I want a turn on the thing that cleared that slot. It would be a good idea to not be in the way of it when it comes through. You ain't gonna' survive. I would lay a fair sum of money on the "that's not real" side.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 18:49
I have decided that I am bringing mace with me on my July walk.
I have not decided which one though and am looking for help.
Should I bring the herb, the weapon, the Jedi, or the spray?
Maybe I should make a poll out of this.

I made a poll out of it and expect the cafe to stop by and show their presence.
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?92326-Which-Mace-should-I-bring-with-me

Rasty
02-10-2013, 19:08
I have decided that I am bringing mace with me on my July walk.
I have not decided which one though and am looking for help.
Should I bring the herb, the weapon, the Jedi, or the spray?
Maybe I should make a poll out of this.

I made a poll out of it and expect the cafe to stop by and show their presence.
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?92326-Which-Mace-should-I-bring-with-me

I voted for the Jedi. What is that?

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 19:11
I voted for the Jedi. What is that?

This guy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_Windu

Sarcasm the elf
02-10-2013, 19:56
This guy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_Windu

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Mace_windu_with_saber.jpg

Mace Windu the mother******* Jedi.

He's also tired of all these ******* Snakes on this ************* Trail!

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:01
My poll was kicking the cafe's ass for about 15 minutes. Oh, well...

slow mind
02-10-2013, 20:05
The Cafe' has no ass.... it is the sum of countless asses

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 20:07
The Cafe' has no ass.... it is the sum of countless assesare you the assessor?

slow mind
02-10-2013, 20:14
It is my initial assesment

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:17
are you the assessor?

Yes I am and here is my subpena. Hmm... did I spell that wrong?

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:20
Is it my imagination or does LW takes thing pretty seriously?

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 20:21
Is it my imagination or does LW takes thing pretty seriously?
hey no gossiping.
lw is just lw.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:24
hey no gossiping.
lw is just lw.

AHA!!! The cafe does have rules!

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 20:26
Is it my imagination or does LW takes thing pretty seriously?
Seems to take music pretty serious.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:28
Seems to take music pretty serious.

Okay Cowsqueeze, get in there and vote on my poll. I'm serious.

Sarcasm the elf
02-10-2013, 20:30
hey no gossiping.
lw is just lw.

Hey, It's just posting.

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 20:35
Hey, It's just posting.eh eh eh huh huh huh I love the "It's just" so many applications

Train Wreck
02-10-2013, 20:36
It is my initial assesment

That's just assinine! :D

Rasty
02-10-2013, 20:37
Is it my imagination or does LW takes thing pretty seriously?

Plays the part of straight man.

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 20:38
Okay Cowsqueeze, get in there and vote on my poll. I'm serious.
Aight.....

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:39
Aight.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5i0jxIWYw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5i0jxIWYw

This is serious stuff man. Inquiring minds have to know.

coach lou
02-10-2013, 20:39
Overload worked 2 shifts out in the driveway, she worked her butt off. I crashed on the couch during the 2nd shift. I watched J.J., but slept thru The wiz of Oz, and the cone heads.

Rasty
02-10-2013, 20:40
It is my initial assesment

That's just asinine! :D

Needs to intentionally misspelled as assinnine.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:41
Overload worked 2 shifts out in the driveway, she worked her butt off. I crashed on the couch during the 2nd shift. I watched J.J., but slept thru The wiz of Oz, and the cone heads.

I find working ones butt off to be one of a woman's best asset.

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 20:42
BB,what happens if one doesn't vote in ur poll? No pie for you, if ur answer is "wrong".

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:44
Overload worked 2 shifts out in the driveway, she worked her butt off. I crashed on the couch during the 2nd shift. I watched J.J., but slept thru The wiz of Oz, and the cone heads.

I don't have my good glasses on. Is the 7th letter of the 1st word on your post a "r" or an "a"?

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 20:44
eh eh eh huh huh huh I love the "It's just" so many applications
its just irony

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:45
BB,what happens if one doesn't vote in ur poll? No pie for you, if ur answer is "wrong".

A woman's vote bringing pie counts as 10.

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 20:46
I find working ones butt off to be one of a woman's best asset.

"Word picture", many pages back, with the working or freezing the "butt off".....

Hey now, I like my butt...

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 20:48
A woman's vote bringing pie counts as 10.

I'm a 10 without the pie....:D

Train Wreck
02-10-2013, 20:48
Needs to intentionally misspelled as assinnine.

The oughto-correct function reeks enough havoc ass it is!

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:48
"Word picture", many pages back, with the working or freezing the "butt off".....

Hey now, I like my butt...

I will let others be that judge of other women's butts. I am a happily married man and plan to keep it that way. Did I answer the vote question "right"? Do I still get my pie?

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 20:51
Hey now, I like my butt...

..........

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 20:53
I will let others be that judge of other women's butts. I am a happily married man and plan to keep it that way. Did I answer the vote question "right"? Do I still get my pie?

That works for me 2... I'll keep my hubby judging my butt as well.:) Of course you still get ur pie- in ur face...hehe!! ;)

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 20:54
That works for me 2... I'll keep my hubby judging my butt as well.:) Of course you still get ur pie- in ur face...hehe!! ;)

Har har. Go ahead and try. I have a pretty big mouth. I bet I get most of it in.

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:00
Har har. Go ahead and try. I have a pretty big mouth. I bet I get most of it in.

I'll go vote now. You WIN!!

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:02
I'll go vote now. You WIN!!

OCR, DRS, SIC, CSS, .... what is WIN? Not sure I have that one.

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:03
Winter Storm ‘Nemo’: A Historical Perspective

Winter storm ‘Nemo’ (as The Weather Channel’ has designated it), winded up this Saturday night although sea-effect snow showers continue to brush Cape Cod and Nantucket Island in Massachusetts. The storm was certainly among the top five to affect Southern New England and Maine and for some localities, the worst winter storm on record (going back 300 years since European inhabitants began keeping track of such things).

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/nemosat.jpg

A satellite image of Nemo Saturday morning around 7 a.m. EST. The amazing structure of the storm resembles a hurricane with an eye structure. This feature was also seen with Sandy last October and the ‘Perfect Storm’ of October 28, 1991. However, in Nemo’s case this was a pure winter storm, not a hybrid tropical cum extra-tropical storm like Sandy and the 1991 event although there have been other winter storms in the past that also displayed a similar ‘eye’ structure. Photo from NASA.

Comparison to the Blizzard of March 11-14, 1888

There were many ways this storm was similar to the great Blizzard of March 1888. Both storms formed from similar synoptic situations; low pressure system/trough arriving from the west combined with low pressure center developing of the mid-Atlantic coast and then ‘bombing’ explosively south of Long Island and slowly tracking off to the northeast. The big difference between the blizzard of 1888 and Nemo was the location of where the ‘bombogenesis’ took place. In 1888 the storm center ‘bombed’ about 100 miles further to the southeast than where Nemo did such. Also, the 1888 storm actually made a small loop south of Long Island, unlike Nemo. This resulted in a mostly rain event for eastern Massachusetts (Boston just had 7” of slushy snow) and Maine in 1888 with the core of the heaviest snow falling from New York City north to Albany and east though western Massachusetts, Vermont, and Connecticut. So, amazing as Nemo was for the residents of Connecticut, the Blizzard of 1888 was more severe in terms of snowfall accumulations and blizzard conditions. For a detailed analysis of the Blizzard of 1888 see my blog on the subject posted last year. (http://www.wunderground.com/blog/weatherhistorian/comment.html?entrynum=65)

It seems the highest snowfall report in Connecticut from Nemo has been 40” at Hamden. In 1888 the peak total was 50” at Middleton. Hartford received 36” during the Blizzard of 1888 (although the ‘official’ total was much lower since the observation site at that time was on a hill and the snow was mostly blown clear from the location). New Haven picked up 44.7” in 1888 versus 34” from Nemo. An interesting aside, is the intensity of the snowfall rates reached during Nemo’s peak. A public report mentions an astonishing 12” of snow fell in one 90-minute period at Coventry, Connecticut Friday night.

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/milford2.jpg

This is what 38” of snow looks like as photographed on Saturday morning, February 9th in Milford, Connecticut. There is a car buried in that driveway! Milford was in the epicenter of Nemo’s heaviest snow accumulation. Photo courtesy of Tom Crispino.

Long Island, New York has reported a peak snow accumulation of 33.5” at Medford from Nemo versus 36” at Babylon during the 1888 blizzard.

Some snowfall statistics comparing the Blizzard of 1888 to Nemo on Long Island and Connecticut (this table represents sites that we have records for from both storms):

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/citycomp.jpg

It would therefore appear that the Blizzard of 1888 remains the worst blizzard in Connecticut and Long Island history with Nemo probably taking 2nd place.

Comparison to the great February Blizzard of 1978

Again the blizzard of February 7-8, 1978 followed a similar synoptic pattern as both the 1888 blizzard and the 2013 blizzard (a trough from west merging with a mid-Atlantic low and bombing out south of Long Island). However, in the 1978 case (and with Nemo) Massachusetts, Maine, and Rhode Island received much greater snowfall totals than occurred in the blizzard of 1888.

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/1978synoptic.jpg

Surface synoptic chart at the peak intensity of the Blizzard of 1978. Nemo deepened to 973 mb but did not have the intense high pressure (1048 mb) to its north and west like in 1978 (sorry, I can’t locate a similar synoptic map for Nemo), so the blizzard conditions (and wind speeds or cold) were not quite equal to the 1978 storm. Chart from Paul Kocin and Louis Uccellini’s groundbreaking book ‘Northeast Snowstorms’ published by the American Meteorological Society in 2004. You may be aware that Dr. Uccellini has just recently been appointed as the new director of the NWS (NOAA’s National Weather Service).

For the residents of Massachusetts and Rhode Island, the Blizzard of February 1978 has been the benchmark winter storm of record. Although Boston has seen heavier snowfalls than what occurred in 1978 (the city’s all-time single deepest snow event remains the 27.5” that fell February 17-18, 2003) the winds and coastal flooding in 1978 were the worst Massachusetts have ever experienced from a blizzard in modern history. See Jeff Masters blog on the details of how the storm has affected the Boston area. (http://www.wunderground.com/blog/JeffMasters/comment.html?entrynum=2346)

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/boston10.jpg

Boston’s top 10 greatest single snowstorms since records for such have been kept beginning in 1872. It is curious that most of these storms have occurred in relatively recent years.

It seems that Boston Logan Airport (official weather site for the city) received a total of 24.9” from Nemo. The storm surge at Boston from Nemo was just shy of that in 1978 (4.21’ versus 4.34’). Peak wind gusts appear to be comparable to the 1978 event although there were problems with some of the ASOS anemometer readings at the peak of Nemo’s fury. In any case, so far it seems Boston’s peak wind gust was 76 mph during Nemo versus 79 mph in 1978. Chatham, Massachusetts (Cape Cod reported a 93 mph gust in 1978 whereas the peak Nemo gust on the Cape or Islands from Nemo seems to have been 83 mph near Cutyhunk. The maximum snow accumulation in Massachusetts seems to be 31” at Spencer.

Rhode Island has so far reported a peak snowfall total of 27.6” at West Glocester from Nemo versus an official maximum of 38.0” at Woonsocket during the 1978 storm (with unofficial totals as high as 55” in Lincoln in 1978 (where drifts 27’ deep were reported!). For an in depth analysis of the February 1978 see this report prepared by NOAA. (http://www.erh.noaa.gov/box/papers/Bliz78NWS.pdf)

So, in conclusion, I think it safe to say that the storm of February 7-8, 1978 remains the strongest blizzard on record for eastern Massachusetts and Rhode Island. However, Nemo would appear to be a close 2nd.

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/1978snow.jpg

http://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/chrisburt/nemosnow.jpg

Maps comparing the storm total snowfalls for the blizzard of February 5-7, 1978 and that of the Blizzard of February 8-9, 2013. 1978 map from Kocin and Uccellini book ‘Northeast Snowstorms”. Bottom map courtesy of NWS-Taunton, Massachusetts.

Was Nemo the worst blizzard on record for coastal Maine?

The airport near Portland, Maine has received an all-time record single-snowstorm record accumulation of 31.9”. This has swept aside the previous official record of 27.1” set on January 17-18, 1979. However, the NWS office in downtown Portland has reported a total of only 26.4”. The peak snow total for any Maine site appears to be 35.5” at Gorham.

The great ‘Down East’ blizzard of December 29-30, 1962 brought a maximum snowfall of 46” at Ripogenus Dam and 40” in Orono (located about 10 miles northeast of Bangor—where 16-20” has been reported from Nemo so far). The 1962 blizzard is considered the worst on record for the central and eastern coastal portions of Maine. Portland received much lesser amounts but the storm was noted for the bitter cold and high winds that accompanied it. The temperature ranged between 0°F and -15°F during the storm with sustained winds of 20-40 mph.

So, it would appear that Nemo is the greatest snowstorm to affect the Portland area and southeastern portions of Maine but not record-setting in other portions of the state.

Honorable Mentions

FEBRUARY 24-28, 1969

There are two other snow events of as great historical significance as Nemo so far as southern New England is concerned. These would be the 100-hour snow’ of February 24-28, 1969 and the ‘Great Snow of 1717’. In February 1969 a low pressure system stalled off the coast of Massachusetts and pounded the region with an almost continuous 100 hours of snowfall. Boston picked up 26.3” during the storm, Portland, Maine 26.9”, and Concord, New Hampshire 28.0”. Rockport, Massachusetts (on Cape Ann) received 39”. Inland, an astonishing 77” of snow accumulated at Pinkham Notch, New Hampshire between February 25-28 and Mt. Washington caught a 97.8” total from February 24-28, its greatest snowstorm on record. The storm, however, was not a true blizzard and was only noteworthy for its longevity and hence deep snow accumulations.

FEBRUARY 27-MARCH 7, 1717

As weather historian David M. Ludlum wrote in his book ‘New England Weather Book’:

”No natural event in colonial New England has achieved such reverential status as the Great Snow of 1717. Accounts appear in many local and regional histories and hardly a diarist fails to mention it.”

This storm, or rather series of 4 storms (two major and two minor), pounded southern New England over a 10-day period February 27-March 7 and deposited a level four feet of accumulation in Boston and environs. The Rev. Cotton Mather wrote, “As mighty a snow, as perhaps known in the memory of man, is at this time lying on the ground”. Specific details are lacking but this event remained the benchmark for the following 160 years (until the Blizzard of 1888) so far as contemporary snowfall events.

Conclusion

It can probably be said that winter storm Nemo was the 2nd most intense winter storm event for Long Island, Connecticut, eastern Massachusetts, and perhaps Rhode Island. For Long Island, and Connecticut the Blizzard of 1888 remains unparalleled whereas for Rhode Island and eastern Massachusetts the Blizzard of 1978 remains the top event. For southeastern Maine it would appear that Nemo has been the most extreme snowstorm on record. Of course, this is a broad statement and for some localities in Connecticut and Massachusetts Nemo may have been even worse than the storms of 1888 and 1978 and for other localities in the region other major snowstorms may have been worse than any one of the three.

I might add that is a bit unsettling that two of the most significant storms in the past 300 years to strike the northeastern quadrant of the U.S. have occurred within just four months from one another.

Christopher C. Burt
Weather Historian

Nitewalker, thanks for the info. I believe you wind the prize for longest Cafe post. :banana:banana:banana

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 21:05
its just ironyit just is!

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:05
After the final shovel I'm going on the couch an Drink a bottle of nyquill and watch Jeremiah johnson

Sounds like a winner to me. :)

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:07
Nitewalker, thanks for the info. I believe you wind the prize for longest Cafe post. :banana:banana:banana
gray blazer still holds that distinction,although not as informative

rocketsocks
02-10-2013, 21:07
Nitewalker, thanks for the info. I believe you wind the prize for longest Cafe post. :banana:banana:bananaAnd it even made great sense...can we even do that in the cafe?

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:08
OCR, DRS, SIC, CSS, .... what is WIN? Not sure I have that one.

I'm sure TW will come up with the something... ;)

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 21:08
Nitewalker, thanks for the info. I believe you wind the prize for longest Cafe post. :banana:banana:banana
Not if you count some of Gray Blazers!

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:08
True story about the 1st time I took my wife ice fishing: (we were just dating at the time).

I picked a good bass lake so we would catch plenty of fish. We had several on the ice (I used to keep some back then, I keep none now) when she asked what the difference between the 2 species were. I replied that they were not 2 species and that the largemouths were the females.

Happily married (going on 27 years) to the only woman on the planet that could put up with me.

BB, way to seize the moment! So did you ever come clean and tell her the truth?

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:10
OCR, DRS, SIC, CSS, .... what is WIN? Not sure I have that one.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:11
BB, way to seize the moment! So did you ever come clean and tell her the truth?

She learned quick not to take me seriously. In our house actions mean the most, intent is a close 2nd, and words are ... well ... just words.

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:11
And it even made great sense...can we even do that in the cafe?
just shows how tolerant a bunch we are

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 21:11
I'm sure TW will come up with the something... ;)
Wish I new.

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:12
My first 45 wuz prolly Green Tambourine/Lemon Pipers. Heavy Stuff!

Or was it Vanilla Fudge? That was the 60's. How am I suppose to remember?

I remember buying Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band. The reason I remember it so well is because it actually gold colored vinyl (instead of black). Probably bought some other 45s before that, but specifically remember that one.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:12
Wish I new.

WOW! Maybe I need to add that to my list of ailments.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:13
I remember buying Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band. The reason I remember it so well is because it actually gold colored vinyl (instead of black). Probably bought some other 45s before that, but specifically remember that one.

Hehehehe... Astro is catching up. Now I know what this looks like from the other side.

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 21:13
I remember buying Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band. The reason I remember it so well is because it actually gold colored vinyl (instead of black). Probably bought some other 45s before that, but specifically remember that one.
I remember the Bloodshot album was all red.

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:13
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRISJ7Ume-XtTJ0G02U_WJCkk0SpZC4Hddj5DrmxFj4CnAl-Bj8

Yeah, we had some of those too. :)

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:15
Alright. Fess up. Who bought Yummy Yummy Yummy I got Love in My Tummy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGLNthk1u0

No, and definitely not by Homer Simpson. :eek:

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:17
It's not all that bad here. I'm on base, inside walls with guard towers all around. I'm in more danger of dying from boredom. :p

As for the TP question, it depends on what you eat. Lots of cheese, the 10 sheets should get you a good ways.

Well, I guess the Cafe can definitely help with the boredom issue. ;)

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:19
Wish I new.

Ha Ha!!! I claim that one for myself... :banana I'm quite clueless most of the time!!

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:19
Well, I guess the Cafe can definitely help with the boredom issue. ;)
and if you print out this thread youll never be short of tp

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:19
Everyday is cafe naked day.
banning for mooning.

So now we know why you do not post during the school day.

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:21
Well, I guess the Cafe can definitely help with the boredom issue. ;)

Hey... didn't I say that? ;)

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:22
Coach Lou.... hope you feel better soon!!!!!!!!!!

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:23
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31460_10200325264681515_2066124827_n.jpg

(Saw this in the web, for all I know it could be photoshopped. I find it entertaining and therefore choose to believe it is real.)

Elf, come on, you found it on the internet, it has to be real!

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:23
I remember buying Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band. The reason I remember it so well is because it actually gold colored vinyl (instead of black). Probably bought some other 45s before that, but specifically remember that one.
i was disappointed to find the beatles white album was black .
still it was pretty good


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8siL4v64I_E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8siL4v64I_E

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:28
I have a new story that Astro might like. By the time he catches up on the cafe it should be ready.

I have the best mother-in-law on the planet. She told me when I married her daughter that if the marriage ever went south that she was keeping me. We both know she loves her daughter more, but that is who she is. She is a kid in a body that is failing her. We tease each other without mercy.

One day, a few years back, I took her ice fishing with the family. I drove my 1988 Ford Festiva on the ice so she could watch the action in a warm spot. Just before I went to set up the traps I asked her why I was doing this for her. She answered, "because you love me". I said that I loved her, but that was not why I did it. I asked her to look at the car she was in. It was totaled before I bought it. It had nothing but junkyard parts in it and I had driven it for 100,000 miles. I said there was little left to it. Then I said, "look at yourself. I figure if the car goes through the ice with you in it, there will be no great loss". She was laughing so hard she was crying as I finally left to set up the traps.

I told my wife the story later in front of her mother. My wife was shocked, but my mother-in-law was busting a gut again.

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 21:29
Here is a test. This is a picture of a school bus. Which way is it going. It so simple most 5th graders got it.19601

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:29
gray blazer still holds that distinction,although not as informative

HB, OK I correct myself to longest meaningful post.

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 21:30
So now we know why you do not post during the school day.

Well seein' how it's Sunday - here's to the mooning thread https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRx2j6L4LC2t4wBsoLZOaQ7OsDy8spTO V-Do6kiecBj0NLXUdq_Jw

Train Wreck
02-10-2013, 21:30
Sounds like a winner to me. :)

Witless Incessant Nattering

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:31
Here is a test. This is a picture of a school bus. Which way is it going. It so simple most 5th graders got it.19601

To school and back.

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:32
Hey... didn't I say that? ;)

Why don't we just say great minds think alike. :cool:

Papa D
02-10-2013, 21:34
hey everybody - what's up tonight with you guys - raining pretty hard right now in GA - going to CO to ski next week ...

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:35
I have a new story that Astro might like. By the time he catches up on the cafe it should be ready.

I have the best mother-in-law on the planet. She told me when I married her daughter that if the marriage ever went south that she was keeping me. We both know she loves her daughter more, but that is who she is. She is a kid in a body that is failing her. We tease each other without mercy.

One day, a few years back, I took her ice fishing with the family. I drove my 1988 Ford Festiva on the ice so she could watch the action in a warm spot. Just before I went to set up the traps I asked her why I was doing this for her. She answered, "because you love me". I said that I loved her, but that was not why I did it. I asked her to look at the car she was in. It was totaled before I bought it. It had nothing but junkyard parts in it and I had driven it for 100,000 miles. I said there was little left to it. Then I said, "look at yourself. I figure if the car goes through the ice with you in it, there will be no great loss". She was laughing so hard she was crying as I finally left to set up the traps.

I told my wife the story later in front of her mother. My wife was shocked, but my mother-in-law was busting a gut again.

BB, great story and a great mother-in-law too!

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:38
Why don't we just say great minds think alike. :cool:

Touche'.............:cool:

I don't know the answer to the school bus test. I must not be smarter than a 5th grader :mad:

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:39
Here is a test. This is a picture of a school bus. Which way is it going. It so simple most 5th graders got it.19601

If you assume the circles are lights instead of tires, it is coming straight at you.
Another perspective is that it drawn on a piece of paper, so it isn't going anywhere.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:39
BB, great story and a great mother-in-law too!

I paid her way to go to Disney World with us for our 20th wedding anniversary. I got great mileage out of that one. I told everyone I worked with that I was doing this. The best fun in life is being able to laugh with others as they laugh at you. It is like being a toll booth worker and asking customers if they want toll house cookies. It just keeps giving.

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 21:41
The circles are tires. Left or right is the question. The answer is very logical.

slow mind
02-10-2013, 21:42
I reckon the bus go left.

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:42
If you assume the circles are lights instead of tires, it is coming straight at you.
Another perspective is that it drawn on a piece of paper, so it isn't going anywhere.
those fifth graders were eating the same brownies as you

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:43
The circles are tires. Left or right is the question. The answer is very logical.

It "left" my house and went "right" to school.

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 21:43
Here is a test. This is a picture of a school bus. Which way is it going. It so simple most 5th graders got it.19601


its going the other way

Train Wreck
02-10-2013, 21:45
The circles are tires. Left or right is the question. The answer is very logical.

The circles look like rims. It stopped in a bad neighborhood and someone stripped the tires. It's going on the back of a tow truck :D

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 21:45
I reckon the bus go left.
We have a winner. Care to explain the reasoning?

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:45
OK , how about going right since in the USA we drive on the right side of the road, thus what kids would see at the bus stop.
Of course that would make it a culturally biased question. In the UK, Australia, Hong Kong, Singapore, or Japan it would going left.

slow mind
02-10-2013, 21:46
which side of the bus is the door on?

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:47
I reckon the bus go left.

Where is U.P.? Must be some British colony. :(

slow mind
02-10-2013, 21:47
Where is U.P.? Must be some British colony. :(

Upper Penninsula, MI

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:47
We have a winner. Care to explain the reasoning?

It left the house, left the school, left us at school, left us at home, blah, blah

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 21:47
which side of the bus is the door on?
Exactly! ......

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 21:49
Some times it's not what you see, but what you don't see.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 21:49
Exactly! ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:51
hey everybody - what's up tonight with you guys - raining pretty hard right now in GA - going to CO to ski next week ...

Hey Papa D... we are all fine.. ski trip in CO... that's awesome! :)

Astro
02-10-2013, 21:51
which side of the bus is the door on?

Hey, it could cold have been a bus for a gymnastics team, and they just jump through the window.

OK, I give up, that makes sense.

Train Wreck
02-10-2013, 21:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKUvfUpKG0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKUvfUpKG0

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 21:56
Exactly! ......

Wow, now we know who's smarter than a fifth grader.... I'll tellin ya.. his username is such a cover. He is the "sharpest tool" in the shed....

slow mind.... rightttt!!!!!! :P

Train Wreck
02-10-2013, 21:59
Wow, now we know who's smarter than a fifth grader.... I'll tellin ya.. his username is such a cover. He is the "sharpest tool" in the shed....

slow mind.... rightttt!!!!!! :P

Let's see how he reacts to being called a tool :D

slow mind
02-10-2013, 22:00
Wow, now we know who's smarter than a fifth grader.... I'll tellin ya.. his username is such a cover. He is the "sharpest tool" in the shed....

slow mind.... rightttt!!!!!! :P

Well I have been called a tool before

slow mind
02-10-2013, 22:00
TW beat me to it!

Sarcasm the elf
02-10-2013, 22:07
I'm posting this again, in fact I think this should be posted to the Cafe as a matter of principle.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-Cx9IX4So

slow mind
02-10-2013, 22:08
Wow, now we know who's smarter than a fifth grader.... I'll tellin ya.. his username is such a cover. He is the "sharpest tool" in the shed....

slow mind.... rightttt!!!!!! :P

and I have lots of sharp tools in the shed, here is our website: (shamless plug)

www.cardinalcustomcabinets.com (http://www.cardinalcustomcabinets.com)

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 22:12
Geez. Loonie(s) in the moonies thread.

HikerMom58
02-10-2013, 22:15
and I have lots of sharp tools in the shed, here is our website: (shamless plug)

www.cardinalcustomcabinets.com (http://www.cardinalcustomcabinets.com)

That's cool!! :) I didn't know!


Geez. Loonie(s) in the moonies thread.

Looney Tunes!! :) I'll have to check it out....

Astro
02-10-2013, 22:17
those fifth graders were eating the same brownies as you

HB, I did have some brownies today. But my wife made them and I am sure there were not any "special" ingredients.

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 22:20
Brownies, that's what Im missing on my hiking menu. Been a while but doable.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 22:21
HB, I did have some brownies today. But my wife made them and I am sure there were not any "special" ingredients.

Are you sure? You need to ask yourself one question: After you ate one, were you hungry for another?

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 22:21
HB, I did have some brownies today. But my wife made them and I am sure there were not any "special" ingredients.
They need walnuts. just don't have the right texture without them.

Astro
02-10-2013, 22:31
Are you sure? You need to ask yourself one question: After you ate one, were you hungry for another?

Yes, but I still believe it had more to do with the taste (milk chocolate and sugar).

Astro
02-10-2013, 22:32
They need walnuts. just don't have the right texture without them.

MM, I also prefer walnuts, but the kids outnumber me 4-1. Also I probably shouldn't be eating them anyway. :(

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 22:33
Are you sure? You need to ask yourself one question: After you ate one, were you hungry for another?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vcORYk2Zytc

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 22:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vcORYk2Zytc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-8UKnk0rvI

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 22:38
(crying)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AVtQethw

Astro
02-10-2013, 22:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vcORYk2Zytc

Nope, no star gazing tonight.

Sarcasm the elf
02-10-2013, 22:42
In case y'all need some good music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2u2QyvyF4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2u2QyvyF4

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 22:45
(crying)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AVtQethw
I rember that one. That's hillarious.
They're dying.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 22:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vcORYk2Zytc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5Conoe5Cs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5Conoe5Cs

Gray Blazer
02-10-2013, 22:56
(crying)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AVtQethw

HaHaHaHaHa and a coupla Ha Ha's.

BirdBrain
02-10-2013, 22:57
Okay folks. I am off to see if I can find a pot of gold.

Mountain Mike
02-10-2013, 22:58
Okay folks. I am off to see if I can find a pot of gold.
Good luck BB!

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 23:01
Okay folks. I am off to see if I can find a pot of gold.
Try Acapulco.
https://www.acapulcogold.com/

Gray Blazer
02-10-2013, 23:04
gray blazer still holds that distinction,although not as informative

My post is kinda long. Who told you?

Gray Blazer
02-10-2013, 23:06
I remember buying Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band. The reason I remember it so well is because it actually gold colored vinyl (instead of black). Probably bought some other 45s before that, but specifically remember that one.

Amazingly, some of the old vinyl is worth a lot of dough.

Astro
02-10-2013, 23:07
Okay folks. I am off to see if I can find a pot of gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE&feature=player_detailpage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE&feature=player_detailpage

BB, if you can not find the pot of gold, at least maybe Neil Young can help you find a heart of gold.

Another Kevin
02-10-2013, 23:27
I have driven a lot of fun machines in my day, but if that picture is real, I want a turn on the thing that cleared that slot. It would be a good idea to not be in the way of it when it comes through. You ain't gonna' survive. I would lay a fair sum of money on the "that's not real" side.

These puppies can do it.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3353/3449781639_30ca609eec_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wsdot/3449781639/)
Snowblower cuts through 6-foot deep snow - SR 20, North Cascades Highway (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wsdot/3449781639/) by WSDOT (http://www.flickr.com/people/wsdot/), on Flickr

That beast can handle a lot worse snow than it shows in the picture.

Another Kevin
02-10-2013, 23:35
Okay folks. I am off to see if I can find a pot of gold.

I hear there are two at the end of the double rainbow.

Rasty
02-10-2013, 23:37
Okay folks. I am off to see if I can find a pot of gold.

I hear there are two at the end of the double rainbow.

And a leprechaun that will eat you.

hikerboy57
02-10-2013, 23:40
And a leprechaun that will eat you.
i see your post count is down by one

Astro
02-10-2013, 23:45
These puppies can do it.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3353/3449781639_30ca609eec_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wsdot/3449781639/)
Snowblower cuts through 6-foot deep snow - SR 20, North Cascades Highway (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wsdot/3449781639/) by WSDOT (http://www.flickr.com/people/wsdot/), on Flickr

That beast can handle a lot worse snow than it shows in the picture.

That would be a fun job, at least for a little while. :cool:

Another Kevin
02-10-2013, 23:46
Over here west of Albany NY, we dodged the bullet with the supersnow, got less than a foot where I live. Once I shoveled the driveway, I went out to play. The local nature preserve looked like this. It seems to have a cold microclimate. When I took the basket off one of my poles and plunged it into the snow, it went down maybe 14 inches.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8242/8463645958_75f6046328_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ke9tv/8463645958/)
Stream crossing by power lines (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ke9tv/8463645958/) by ke9tv (http://www.flickr.com/people/ke9tv/), on Flickr

As you can see, in that spot someone even broke trail for me.

I think I was the only person in the park that day who wasn't accompanied by a big shaggy dog. I met a Malamute, two Labradors and a Samoyed. Friendly beasts, all.

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 23:50
i see your post count is down by one

I saw that too. So is the pre-verts.

atmilkman
02-10-2013, 23:59
Classic tribute on Grammys right now.

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 00:07
Good Night folks.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 00:12
Good Night folks.Night Woo.............

Astro
02-11-2013, 00:19
Good Nite WOO and everyone else, I shutting it down too.

Lone Wolf
02-11-2013, 00:21
Is it my imagination or does LW takes thing pretty seriously?

it's your imagination. seriously

Rasty
02-11-2013, 00:30
And a leprechaun that will eat you.
i see your post count is down by one

Oops! :D

Astro
02-11-2013, 00:58
it's your imagination. seriously

LW, awesome response. I hope you are in Damascus when I walk past this summer. :)

Rasty
02-11-2013, 01:00
it's your imagination. seriously

LW, awesome response. I hope you are in Damascus when I walk past this summer. :)

Bring a six pack to the place and he magically appears. Just make sure it's Cheerwine.

Coffee Rules!
02-11-2013, 02:42
Hey now, I like my butt...

We'll need pics to assess for oursselvess. No taking your word for it. You're not an impartial assessor.

Coffee Rules!
02-11-2013, 02:58
My post is kinda long. Who told you?

He was checking you out in the hike naked thread.

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:17
Alright. Fess up. Who bought Yummy Yummy Yummy I got Love in My Tummy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGLNthk1u0
Never bought it but I remember it played a lot on the beach jukebox the summer I discovered girls could be likeable...;)

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:27
AHA!!! The cafe does have rules!
No - LW has rules.

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:30
I'm a 10 without the pie....:D
"Self praise is no praise".
Can't remember where I learnt that one, but have always lived by it.

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:31
Nitewalker, thanks for the info. I believe you wind the prize for longest Cafe post. :banana:banana:banana
Cases of GBD excepted!;)

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:34
Here is a test. This is a picture of a school bus. Which way is it going. It so simple most 5th graders got it.19601
My answer is nowhere.
It's parked and doesn't have a driver.

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:35
hey everybody - what's up tonight with you guys - raining pretty hard right now in GA - going to CO to ski next week ...
Alright I'm catching up, so I'm gonna guess that HB posted "rainy night in Georgia" somewhere in the next page.

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:42
Alright I'm catching up, so I'm gonna guess that HB posted "rainy night in Georgia" somewhere in the next page.
HB!!
You're slipping mate!
Long day shovelling snow out of the convertibles??:D

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 04:45
Countdown update!
Got to thinking while driving the country run, that I'm just losing a lot of incentive to go to work.:(
So while my retirement day remains the 27th February, I've applied for leave the 21st to the 27th.:banana:banana:banana

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 05:10
Countdown update!
Got to thinking while driving the country run, that I'm just losing a lot of incentive to go to work.:(
So while my retirement day remains the 27th February, I've applied for leave the 21st to the 27th.:banana:banana:banana

You slacker.
You'll probably call in sick on the 20th as well :D

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 05:55
You slacker.
You'll probably call in sick on the 20th as well :D
No.
But I very nearly did today.;)

nitewalker
02-11-2013, 07:41
Nitewalker, thanks for the info. I believe you wind the prize for longest Cafe post. :banana:banana:banana


well thats just dandy. i finally win something in the cafe. i have 1st submission in the juke box and now this. life couldnt get better.:banana:sun:banana

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 08:14
Just a response to CR that I'll put in here for anyone else.
It has been mentioned in the cafe a couple of times but only HB has the time to scroll back through over a 1000 pages to find it.

To find out how many posts you have in the cafe or any other threads, place your mouse cursor over the icon at the left side of the thread title before you open the thread.
To find everybody's post counts for the thread go to the number of replies under the replies/views column on the same page and double click it. A seperate box will open and show who are the real POHO's in here.;)

HikerMom58
02-11-2013, 08:20
Wow... I have the power! ;)

Karma13
02-11-2013, 08:21
For no particular reason, addressed to no particular person:

http://slowtalk.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/3131072574/inlineimg/Y/Halloween_Pumpkin_Mooning.jpeg

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 08:27
WHAT?? No way, No way!! I'm so outta my comfort zone when I post in here... When I come up with something I feel is "witty" or funny- OZ thinks I'm VAIN!! Just to set the record set- NO WAY do I think I'm a 10 or anything close to that.... I was so proud of myself for coming up with that post. Uggg:datz
Relax HM!
If I thought you WERE vain I wouldn't have made my post.:D

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 08:28
For no particular reason, addressed to no particular person:

http://slowtalk.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/3131072574/inlineimg/Y/Halloween_Pumpkin_Mooning.jpeg
I'm so glad that other pumpkin(?) on the ground isn't elsewhere in that pic....:eek:

Karma13
02-11-2013, 08:30
LOL! That would be a pumpkin felony for sure.

Gray Blazer
02-11-2013, 08:55
Is that a pumpkin in your pants or are just happy to see me?

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 09:03
it's your imagination. seriously

Wolf! There is a wolf in the cafe. Quick... someone grab the ground nutmeg covers.

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 09:05
WHAT?? No way, No way!! I'm so outta my comfort zone when I post in here... When I come up with something I feel is "witty" or funny- OZ thinks I'm VAIN!! Just to set the record set- NO WAY do I think I'm a 10 or anything close to that.... I was so proud of myself for coming up with that post. Uggg:datz

Hey! Don't make her mad. She might forget my pie.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:07
Just a response to CR that I'll put in here for anyone else.
It has been mentioned in the cafe a couple of times but only HB has the time to scroll back through over a 1000 pages to find it.

To find out how many posts you have in the cafe or any other threads, place your mouse cursor over the icon at the left side of the thread title before you open the thread.
To find everybody's post counts for the thread go to the number of replies under the replies/views column on the same page and double click it. A seperate box will open and show who are the real POHO's in here.;)Oh that's precious, glad I took 3 months off the give all the other POHO's a chance to catch up.......HA...just Ha!

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 09:08
Just a response to CR that I'll put in here for anyone else.
It has been mentioned in the cafe a couple of times but only HB has the time to scroll back through over a 1000 pages to find it.

To find out how many posts you have in the cafe or any other threads, place your mouse cursor over the icon at the left side of the thread title before you open the thread.
To find everybody's post counts for the thread go to the number of replies under the replies/views column on the same page and double click it. A seperate box will open and show who are the real POHO's in here.;)

Wow. I feel like I am chasing Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. I have no hope of cracking the top 10. HM ... you are a 10 ... in cafe posts. Slow down though: A few more posts and you will be a 9.

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 09:11
Oh that's precious, glad I took 3 months off the give all the other POHO's a chance to catch up.......HA...just Ha!
You'll start drawing me back after March 22nd!!

OzJacko
02-11-2013, 09:13
Night all!
I have to sleep before the 7th last day of work...:D

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 09:18
Night all!
I have to sleep before the 7th last day of work...:D

Night OJ. Thanks for the info. I learned something today and it is only 8:18 here.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:18
You'll start drawing me back after March 22nd!!Ive checked the non-monetary amortization using sophisticated algorithms in the fields of algebraic scales and vector push points.....and I got you on top of HB somewhere around Feb 19th...hehe

but please don't ask me to repeat or report, cause I think I could even find my way back to the field. later Jacko

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 09:20
Ive checked the non-monetary amortization using sophisticated algorithms in the fields of algebraic scales and vector push points.....and I got you on top of HB somewhere arounf Feb 19th...hehe

Wow! I don't want to see that. Note to self: Stay away from the bro-mance on 2/19.

hikerboy57
02-11-2013, 09:24
Wow! I don't want to see that. Note to self: Stay away from the bro-mance on 2/19.

with the extra workload of trying to keep smikes hostel and juke joint going, its been difficult to maintain my quotas in the cafe.im within striking distance, and unless TW finds something else to do, shell overtake me before oz starts north!

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 09:28
with the extra workload of trying to keep smikes hostel and juke joint going, its been difficult to maintain my quotas in the cafe.im within striking distance, and unless TW finds something else to do, shell overtake me before oz starts north!

Well if that happens, at least it will be a her on top of you and not a him. TW is a her, right?

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 09:31
with the extra workload of trying to keep smikes hostel and juke joint going, its been difficult to maintain my quotas in the cafe.im within striking distance, and unless TW finds something else to do, shell overtake me before oz starts north!

scared?!! :D

hikerboy57
02-11-2013, 09:36
scared?!! :Dyou kiddin me? i appreciate the help.between the deadhead and jukebox threads, and actually seeing whats going on on the rest of whiteblaze im having a hard time maintaining happiness and need everyone to contribute. in addition to actually working!(im here at work now)

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:38
you kiddin me? i appreciate the help.between the deadhead and jukebox threads, and actually seeing whats going on on the rest of whiteblaze im having a hard time maintaining happiness and need everyone to contribute. in addition to actually working!(im here at work now)I just hope your boss isn't sitting in there office checking your post count :D such a POHO

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 09:39
WHAT?? No way, No way!! I'm so outta my comfort zone when I post in here... When I come up with something I feel is "witty" or funny- OZ thinks I'm VAIN!! Just to set the record set- NO WAY do I think I'm a 10 or anything close to that.... I was so proud of myself for coming up with that post. Uggg:datz

He only responded like that because he's afraid of competition with his Mr. December photo.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:43
Wow! I don't want to see that. Note to self: Stay away from the bro-mance on 2/19.hehehe

*Sticky* 2/19 is a bro-mance free zone

hikerboy57
02-11-2013, 09:45
I just hope your boss isn't sitting in there office checking your post count :D such a POHO

Well seeing that I'd manage the inventory train the guys Run the sales desk And still out cell everyone else in the dealership. He leaves me alone. Pardon my droid speak.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:46
you kiddin me? i appreciate the help.between the deadhead and jukebox threads, and actually seeing whats going on on the rest of whiteblaze im having a hard time maintaining happiness and need everyone to contribute. in addition to actually working!(im here at work now)

HB to prospective buyer;you push these F****** keys and hit send, these F****** gotta post.

Coffee Rules!
02-11-2013, 09:47
Ive checked the non-monetary amortization using sophisticated algorithms in the fields of algebraic scales and vector push points.....

I was told there'd be no math.


and I got you on top of HB somewhere around Feb 19th...hehe

That's a rather private thing between the two of them, and belongs either in the sex on the trail thread or perhaps as thread drift in the hike naked thread.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:48
He only responded like that because he's afraid of competition with his Mr. December photo.Photo chop..."I have got to get me one of these"

Sarcasm the elf
02-11-2013, 09:49
Morning all! I began the day by walking the dogs, only to find that the freezing rain has iced over my entire neighborhood. Looks like I won't be going anywhere for a while. I'm just glad my boss is cool with it.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 09:50
I was told there'd be no math.



That's a rather private thing between the two of them, and belongs either in the sex on the trail thread or perhaps as thread drift in the hike naked thread.Yeah, like I follow the "Terms of Service"

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 09:54
Wow! I don't want to see that. Note to self: Stay away from the bro-mance on 2/19.

Was that your horoscope for today?
Try tomorrows, it says "Your social life will soon be enhanced by a special friendship." :D

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 10:03
Was that your horoscope for today?
Try tomorrows, it says "Your social life will soon be enhanced by a special friendship." :D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUno-5FO7NU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUno-5FO7NU

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 10:03
Ouch....:eek:

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 10:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUno-5FO7NU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUno-5FO7NU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNd8uym-sV4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNd8uym-sV4

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 10:09
Was that your horoscope for today?
Try tomorrows, it says "Your social life will soon be enhanced by a special friendship." :D

I already have a special friend TW. Thank you for being mine.

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 10:12
Off to great the day. I am sure I will have to dig out the 1st aid kit when I get back at midnight.

Coffee Rules!
02-11-2013, 10:12
hehehe

*Sticky* 2/19 is a bro-mance free zone

If there's no bromance it might not get sticky...jusssssst sayin'.

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 10:13
Note to self watch 4 more, no 6 more times

HikerMom58
02-11-2013, 10:13
He only responded like that because he's afraid of competition with his Mr. December photo.

Ha Ha!! No doubt. We really don't know each other that well anyway.... he could have been right. But, he was out in left field. ;)

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 10:15
If there's no bromance it might not get sticky...jusssssst sayin'.Well that's ok, i think I'll plan my first hike that day...just to be on time...i mean sure, just be sure!

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 10:18
Yeah knooow, if I was a prospective wannbe POHO, and I saw that list, I'd just go be somethin else, a noob hasn't gotta a chance....But then on the other hand, there always this one guy/girl who comes from way behind...and takes the field..happens all the time!

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 10:32
Yeah knooow, if I was a prospective wannbe POHO, and I saw that list, I'd just go be somethin else, a noob hasn't gotta a chance....But then on the other hand, there always this one guy/girl who comes from way behind...and takes the field..happens all the time!


America loves the underdog!

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 10:42
America loves the underdog!Oh heck yes...me too...every time! I think you've touched on somethin there TW....seems to be a strong part of the human spirit, it say's "I think I can, I think I can"we need a lot more of that kind of thinking to keep competing in a global market......it's tough out there, tough all over!

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 10:45
I already have a special friend TW. Thank you for being mine.

Back at ya, my feathered friend!

Storm
02-11-2013, 10:45
I am having trouble believing that post count chart. No way have I posted 28 times in this thread.

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 10:55
Oh heck yes...me too...every time! I think you've touched on somethin there TW....seems to be a strong part of the human spirit, it say's "I think I can, I think I can"we need a lot more of that kind of thinking to keep competing in a global market......it's tough out there, tough all over!

That spirit's been there from the beginning, ever since a motley assemblage of farmers, tradesmen, and untried recruits whooped some British butt during a little event known as the Revolutionary War. You might have heard of it! :)

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 10:57
I am having trouble believing that post count chart. No way have I posted 28 times in this thread.

29 now, but who's counting?

coach lou
02-11-2013, 11:03
29 now, but who's counting?


His resistance is fading......look at that avatar....it says POHO all over it!

coach lou
02-11-2013, 11:05
Today I am living on Coffee and Dayquill........both towns have cancelled school I have not heard yet about their game @ 3

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 11:10
His resistance is fading......look at that avatar....it says POHO all over it!

Yep, his only hope now is an outside intervention!

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 11:19
Today I am living on Coffee and Dayquill........both towns have cancelled school I have not heard yet about their game @ 3

I'll write an excuse for you if you want! Right in the back of this citation for mooning the cog!

Gray Blazer
02-11-2013, 11:22
America loves the underdog!


What about me? 19606

rocketsocks
02-11-2013, 11:23
Today I am living on Coffee and Dayquill........both towns have cancelled school I have not heard yet about their game @ 3always loved snow days off, except in June when the sun was shinning and we had to do make-up days:sun

"them little Truckers gotta skate, you open this rink or put your kid in the penalty box when the snow melts" geez what a guys gotta do to make a little dough.....:D

Storm
02-11-2013, 11:32
His resistance is fading......look at that avatar....it says POHO all over it!

I am very close to getting into my spring look. I usually shave the beard for new year but decided to keep it awhile longer. I was told I look like the Unibomber.

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 11:48
I am very close to getting into my spring look. I usually shave the beard for new year but decided to keep it awhile longer. I was told I look like the Unibomber.

Post a video of you shaving it off for extra cafe PoHo points!!!

Rasty
02-11-2013, 12:33
I am very close to getting into my spring look. I usually shave the beard for new year but decided to keep it awhile longer. I was told I look like the Unibomber.

Care to share your manifesto?

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 12:39
Yea that's not good Storm, You might have to sew a North Face logo to your jacket.... to throw them off. :cool:


Or wear one of these.........................



http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/5/3/1/Chief2006.jpg


I added Harmless Hiker to all my camo gear!

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 12:42
Care to share your manifesto?

He plans to photobomb the next calendar shoot.

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 12:45
Still waiting for the January Layout Train Wreck!

Rasty
02-11-2013, 12:48
He plans to photobomb the next calendar shoot.

Which month am I again?

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 13:22
Which month am I again?

Tipi Walter....January
Papa D...February
Mountain Mike....March
Rasty...April
Lone Wolf...May, with a moose
Milkman.....June
Coach....July
Hikerboy....August
Alligator....September
WOO...October because he's an owl, and it's a halloweenie month
JAK....November
OzJacko...December!!!

Attention, all:
If i don't receive your photo by the end of today, i will have to improvise...You have been warned.

hikerboy57
02-11-2013, 13:27
What about me? 19606

when sweet polly calls i am not slow. it's pip pip pip and away i go

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 13:35
ohh you don't want to see October.... it's very scary!
19609

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 13:38
Tipi Walter....January
Papa D...February
Mountain Mike....March
Rasty...April
Lone Wolf...May, with a moose (Yup Got it!)

19608
Milkman.....June
Coach....July
Hikerboy....August
Alligator....September
WOO...October because he's an owl, and it's a halloweenie month
JAK....November
OzJacko...December!!!

Attention, all:
If i don't receive your photo by the end of today, i will have to improvise...You have been warned.

Yep got it!

Wise Old Owl
02-11-2013, 13:52
is that how they get the holes in the cheese? target practice?

Extra Poho points if you video that and post here... I am tired of watching Sargent's shooting watermelon.



poho





Derives from the English roots of the words "poser (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poser)" and "ho (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ho)".

Noun/Adjective-

1. A cliche, wondrous, creature that tries very hard to be unique and badass but ends up looking like a wee lass playing dress up. Awwww! It thinks it's the bomb.com, but sadly, it's comparable to a wounded ferret. Tries so hard to get attention by looking/acting ****ty, since there's nothing it can do really because it has a IQ of about...err...generally 6. It usually only has one facial expression that looks like a baby watching bubbles float into a summer sky. It's cocky, rude, and spoiled, but you tend to feel sorry for the poor creature.

what was I doing?

Lone Wolf
02-11-2013, 13:55
Yea that's not good Storm, You might have to sew a North Face logo to your jacket.... to throw them off. :cool:


Or wear one of these.........................



http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/5/3/1/Chief2006.jpg


I added Harmless Hiker to all my camo gear!
the guy on the right is still in jail for selling meth

Alligator
02-11-2013, 14:40
Whoa hold on there, what year is this for? I thought we had some time to get a photo shoot in.

Storm
02-11-2013, 14:42
Post a video of you shaving it off for extra cafe PoHo points!!!

First I need to figure out how to post pictures on the thread, the videos will have to come later.

Storm
02-11-2013, 14:44
Care to share your manifesto?

My only maifesto at this point in life is to make it till tomorrow and start again.

Rasty
02-11-2013, 14:50
Whoa hold on there, what year is this for? I thought we had some time to get a photo shoot in.

Apparently she changed the deadline to today or no one except OZ paid attention.

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 14:54
I have to say, this 3 minute rule is working wonders. You can't imagine the stupid posts I am deleting before I hit post. Well, maybe you can using the ones that survive as an indicator. I just deleted one that spoke on the merits of paying attention to TW.

coach lou
02-11-2013, 14:58
I have to say, this 3 minute rule is working wonders. You can't imagine the stupid posts I am deleting before I hit post. Well, maybe you can using the ones that survive as an indicator. I just deleted one that spoke on the merits of paying attention to TW.


I have observed on a few other threads that you have met some of my favorite WBers............................................. who I ignore

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 15:03
I have to say, this 3 minute rule is working wonders. You can't imagine the stupid posts I am deleting before I hit post. Well, maybe you can using the ones that survive as an indicator. I just deleted one that spoke on the merits of paying attention to TW.

Biased in favor of or against?

Train Wreck
02-11-2013, 15:11
Apparently she changed the deadline to today or no one except OZ paid attention.

Correct! ;)

Rasty
02-11-2013, 15:14
Correct! ;)

Which one is correct? Changing the dealine or OZ Being able to read the kings English better then us Yankees?

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 15:14
I have observed on a few other threads that you have met some of my favorite WBers............................................. who I ignore

All kidding aside: As I mature (and I am not done yet) I try to be more in touch with how my actions and words effect others. For some, this comes natural. Some do not have a mean bone in their body. For others (like me) we carry frustrations. It is not that we are bad, we just don't say things perfectly. I really try to not offend anyone. At the same time, I understand some of the people that are offensive. They need to work on it. I have some work left too.

As an example: When we hear a news story of something bad happening because of a drunk driver there are normally 2 reactions. One is to condemn. I have the other reaction. I sink down in my seat and whisper, "Thank you Lord for protecting me and others while I was being as stupid.". Those that never were so stupid can't relate. I can.

I put some on the ignore list at 1st. I took them off. I know they would not like me saying it, but I can relate to them. To be blunt, they are immature still. They don't think so. They think they are all that and a bag of chips. But, I have hopes they will mature, just like Rifle matured a bit.

Rasty
02-11-2013, 15:16
I have observed on a few other threads that you have met some of my favorite WBers............................................. who I ignore

I placed someone on ignore and could not keep it up. Lack of ignore discipline on my part!

BirdBrain
02-11-2013, 15:16
Biased in favor of or against?

It was too favorable off course. I didn't want others to think I was sucking up. I mean... what could I possibly say that would be bad? That is your cue ... others.

Rasty
02-11-2013, 15:18
All kidding aside: As I mature (and I am not done yet) I try to be more in touch with how my actions and words effect others. For some, this comes natural. Some do not have a mean bone in their body. For others (like me) we carry frustrations. It is not that we are bad, we just don't say things perfectly. I really try to not offend anyone. At the same time, I understand some of the people that are offensive. They need to work on it. I have some work left too.

As an example: When we hear a news story of something bad happening because of a drunk driver there are normally 2 reactions. One is to condemn. I have the other reaction. I sick down in my seat and whisper, "Thank you Lord for protecting me and others while I was being as stupid.". Those that never were so stupid can't relate. I can.

I put some on the ignore list at 1st. I took them off. I know they would not like me saying it, but I can relate to them. To be blunt, they are immature still. They don't think so. They think they are all that and a bag of chips. But, I have hopes they will mature, just like Rifle matured a bit.

I am going backwards on the maturity scale as I get older. By sixty I'm going to be asking everyone to pull my finger!