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Just saw this on another board, and it rings true:

Generally speaking, most people east of the mississippi river doesn't like guns. The farther east you go "doesn't like" turns into pure hatred....

Nature should be allowed to take its course with these four fools. Obviously they have parts missing upstairs, and this is nature's way of weeding out such botch jobs. "Rescue" these fools and...

Now we have a guru on this site. Prostrate yourself before the Master. Don't forget to send in your tithes. :datz

I hear that. :D

I hear that.

With the divorce thread, it sounds like kook and nut season has arrived on the lower AT.

Some of the poll answers have got to be phoney. New York the favorite state on the whole AT? And WV, all 10 miles of it?

Caleb, you've really gone off the deep end here. "You come in my store and don't buy something, I'm calling the cops."

This guy heeded nature's exit call, and fortunately mankind didn't interfere. Unlike with David Dimwitte, who was also on his way out before intermeddlers got in the way. We have too much dead wood...

These cappachino sipping yuppies with their squeeky clean TNF jackets and SUVs wouldn't last one day on the trail. They'd make Dimwitte look downright smart.

I post to stir the pot and insult others. Because I'm an arrogant ******* and you're an idiot.

How many days in VI did you pay for terrorizing that toney neighborhood with your "blower"? can you say ear splitting? :bse

Easy for you to say, with your 18 inch beard, bad breath, and years of experience with that sidearm tucked under your waistband. But what if the little lady with no weapon other than her smile is...

The ex-husband was an obvious suspect but this was investigated thoroughly and he was ruled out as having anything to do with the death. Pieces of the woman were found in the both bears stomachs...

Speak for youself sourface. The more intense jokes are best.

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I remember hearing something about those metrosexuals in San Francisco carrying purses. Man Bags, I think they were called ... masculine, leathery type purses that Clint Eastwood would be proud to...

Yup, at least a good magnum of Spanish red is powering these posts. :rolleyes:

If Siuwonfong is really in Portugal, by my reckoning it's about 2:00 A.M. there and he's really tanked up on Spanish wine.

You shouldn't have a critter problem this time of year. Even the shelter mice are pretty sleepy. Maybe one or two will be about, just hang your food from the tuna cans.

If he's that experienced, it must have been time for him to go. He was 60 years old and going to meet the Reaper. Until we interfered. Don't fool with Mother Nature, if you know what's good for you....

If I go out seeking the Reaper, I'm liable to find him. Dimwittie found him, before misguided park policies interfered. Now the idiot will just have to make another appointment, and next time the...

This really pains me. We shouldn't be sending park service employees to hike up to 5,000 feet and carry some numbnut out on a guerney in 4 foot snowdrifts. Nature's job is to weed out fools like...