Tips On How To Attract Creepy Women

[HikerMom58]

Sooooooo........wanna hug it out?

Ha ha... I missed this one! No way, go away you creep! lol JUST KIDDIN! I'll give you a hug! *short quick hug*

This has been a great thread!

[Foresight]

Hahahahaha!

[Odd Man Out]

Can we merge this thread with the Greyhound thread?

Or how about "Shenandoah Valley Hook Ups"?

[Dogwood]

What, nobody thinks us guys don't also try to avoid creepy guys (and creepy women) on the trail? Who knows what anybody's "orientation" or motives may be. They could be bi-creepy and doubling their chances of getting lucky at the shelter on a Friday night. There's a reason both genders run when they hear banjo music . . .

It has happened to me on trail several times after relating to someone I like cooking and gardening while wearing SHORT form fitting running shorts. Wow, creepy bi-dudes, sometimes get real obnoxious and very forward even after telling them no I'm not that way. Creepy bi-dudes hitting on me are the worst form of creepy to me especially after I say NO Leave Me Alone. We're not talking marginal behavior either. I'm referring to behavior that would be defined as illegal sexual harassment or indecent exposure if it was a male doing these things to or in front of a female. Some don't even want people talking about that type of behavior but it does happen. It has happened to me. I see I'm not the only one.

[HikerMom58]

Or how about "Shenandoah Valley Hook Ups"?

I'll hook up hikers with water, shuttles etc.. but that's where the "hook up" starts & ends with meee!! Just puttin it out there!

Ha ha.. Oh Dogwood!! Poor guy... it's the shorts! They'll do it, every time!

[4eyedbuzzard]

It has happened to me on trail several times after relating to someone I like cooking and gardening while wearing SHORT form fitting running shorts. Wow, creepy bi-dudes, sometimes get real obnoxious and very forward even after telling them no I'm not that way. Creepy bi-dudes hitting on me are the worst form of creepy to me especially after I say NO Leave Me Alone. We're not talking marginal behavior either. I'm referring to behavior that would be defined as illegal sexual harassment or indecent exposure if it was a male doing these things to or in front of a female. Some don't even want people talking about that type of behavior but it does happen. It has happened to me. I see I'm not the only one.

You, um, have any plans tonight?

[aficion]

The only way to avoid creeps on the trail is to stay off the trail. The most effective way to avoid creepy women is to avoid women. Not a great proposition anyway you look at it. Creeps and the trail exist and intersect. You wanna just stay home? Up to you. Me, I'll smile and have a laugh with any old creep. Then I'll mosey on down the trail, with another story to tell.

[jimmyjam]

What, nobody thinks us guys don't also try to avoid creepy guys (and creepy women) on the trail? Who knows what anybody's "orientation" or motives may be. They could be bi-creepy and doubling their chances of getting lucky at the shelter on a Friday night. There's a reason both genders run when they hear banjo music . . .

Another good reason to avoid shelters .

[kayak karl]

The only way to avoid creeps on the trail is to stay off the trail. The most effective way to avoid creepy women is to avoid women. Not a great proposition anyway you look at it. Creeps and the trail exist and intersect. You wanna just stay home? Up to you. Me, I'll smile and have a laugh with any old creep. Then I'll mosey on down the trail, with another story to tell.

this thread is how to ATTRACT creepy hikers, not avoid. by the way, what do you wear when you hike

[SevenPines]

i hooked up at konnarock--two years in a row

[Foresight]

Was "it" creepy?

[Jack89]

If you act like a complete, arrogant jerk, you'll attract all kinds of women. Haven't quite figured out why yet, but it seems to work.

[magic_game03]

Three pages long and I'm still lost, what is a creepy woman? Some how I must be living with a creepy woman forcefield on cause I never met one. I just can't imagine a personality trait coming from a woman that I'd classify as creepy.

...on the other hand. Every male on this planet has a creep factor to me. Maybe I start off on a '1' with some dude and he can work his way up the scale as I get to know the dude better, but if your a dude you already start off on a '1'.

…interesting note. While dudes can be the creepy-macho-jerk type, or the silent-creepy type, or whatever creepy type, the creepiest of them all are the dudes who are going out of their way to prove they are not creepy (politicians, priest, and so forth).

[aficion]

Three pages long and I'm still lost, what is a creepy woman? Some how I must be living with a creepy woman forcefield on cause I never met one. I just can't imagine a personality trait coming from a woman that I'd classify as creepy.

...on the other hand. Every male on this planet has a creep factor to me. Maybe I start off on a '1' with some dude and he can work his way up the scale as I get to know the dude better, but if your a dude you already start off on a '1'.

…interesting note. While dudes can be the creepy-macho-jerk type, or the silent-creepy type, or whatever creepy type, the creepiest of them all are the dudes who are going out of their way to prove they are not creepy (politicians, priest, and so forth).

I must agree with you
you really are quite lost
creepin me out too

[aficion]

this thread is how to ATTRACT creepy hikers, not avoid. by the way, what do you wear when you hike

Depends .

[Damn Yankee]

I like wearing those high running short, knee high socks with Chuck Taylors and my t-shirt pulled up and tucked into my neck line.

[Drybones]

If you act like a complete, arrogant jerk, you'll attract all kinds of women. Haven't quite figured out why yet, but it seems to work.

So that's my problem.....I'm too humble.

[Coffee]

If you act like a complete, arrogant jerk, you'll attract all kinds of women. Haven't quite figured out why yet, but it seems to work.

This becomes apparent to most people by junior high school. One of the mysteries of the world.

[Odd Man Out]

Three pages long and I'm still lost, what is a creepy woman? Some how I must be living with a creepy woman forcefield on cause I never met one. I just can't imagine a personality trait coming from a woman that I'd classify as creepy.

Have you ever seen an episode of "The Bachelor"?

[hobby]

Depends .

wearing "Depends" always attracts the creeps!