Bear Chews on Kayak in Alaska

**GA_Windbreaker** · 10-01-2015, 10:44

Woman tells black bear "I am going to pepper spray you" sprays towards the bear, and bear proceeds to gnaw on her kayak.

**saltysack** · 10-01-2015, 10:52

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**tagg** · 10-01-2015, 10:58

If she had only said, "Bear please stop" one more time, he probably would have walked away.

**GA_Windbreaker** · 10-01-2015, 10:59

Cant edit original post. This should work.

**GA_Windbreaker** · 10-01-2015, 11:03

Originally Posted by tagg

If she had only said, "Bear please stop" one more time, he probably would have walked away.

Bear should have been able to claim the kayak as his own as consolation for enduring two and a half minutes of her voice.

**Pedaling Fool** · 10-01-2015, 11:13

Originally Posted by tagg

If she had only said, "Bear please stop" one more time, he probably would have walked away.

No, her problem was that she didn't say, "Pretty please, with sugar on top..."

**saltysack** · 10-01-2015, 11:53

That voice makes me wish I had pepper spray to spary in my ears!!! Most annoying voice I've ever heard! Poor bear!!!

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**Dochartaigh** · 10-01-2015, 11:54

I would seriously pay a bear to maul her. She is that annoying.

**Berserker** · 10-01-2015, 12:18

Originally Posted by GA_Windbreaker

Bear should have been able to claim the kayak as his own as consolation for enduring two and a half minutes of her voice.

Originally Posted by saltysack

That voice makes me wish I had pepper spray to spary in my ears!!! Most annoying voice I've ever heard! Poor bear!!

Yes to all the above...holy crap that was annoying. I hate to say it but I almost found myself cheering for the bear. I do find it funny that the bear seemed to ignore the lady the whole time. Also, what about the pepper spray? The bear is tearing up your kayak how about trying to spray him again...or maybe throw some rocks or something near him to try to scare him off...no she's just gonna keep saying "bear please stop" in a really high pitched annoying voice, which doesn't seem to be working by the way.

**illabelle** · 10-01-2015, 13:16

Originally Posted by Berserker

Yes to all the above...holy crap that was annoying. I hate to say it but I almost found myself cheering for the bear. I do find it funny that the bear seemed to ignore the lady the whole time. Also, what about the pepper spray? The bear is tearing up your kayak how about trying to spray him again...or maybe throw some rocks or something near him to try to scare him off...no she's just gonna keep saying "bear please stop" in a really high pitched annoying voice, which doesn't seem to be working by the way.

Agreed. Seriously, were there no rocks around? At one point, she said, "what am I going to do now?" I took that to mean she was alone, and very much needed the kayak to get where she was going. If that's true, why on earth wouldn't she figure out something effective to do? Whining, whining, whining - ugh!

**Fredt4** · 10-02-2015, 00:01

This video is well worth viewing to hear just how annoying she is. Hope the bear wasn't too traumatized by the experience. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

**AO2134** · 10-02-2015, 00:30

Originally Posted by Dochartaigh

I would seriously pay a bear to maul her. She is that annoying.

I would seriously pay you to stop breathing.

Some of the comments on this video are appalling.

**Spacelord** · 10-02-2015, 09:05

This bear is obviously deaf.

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**SWODaddy** · 10-02-2015, 11:56

Originally Posted by illabelle

Agreed. Seriously, were there no rocks around? At one point, she said, "what am I going to do now?" I took that to mean she was alone, and very much needed the kayak to get where she was going. If that's true, why on earth wouldn't she figure out something effective to do? Whining, whining, whining - ugh!

I bet a shot of pepper spray at his butt would have taken his attention away from the kayak....

**SWODaddy** · 10-02-2015, 11:56

Originally Posted by illabelle

Agreed. Seriously, were there no rocks around? At one point, she said, "what am I going to do now?" I took that to mean she was alone, and very much needed the kayak to get where she was going. If that's true, why on earth wouldn't she figure out something effective to do? Whining, whining, whining - ugh!

I bet a shot of pepper spray at his butt would have taken his attention away from the kayak....

**Old Hiker** · 10-02-2015, 15:42

Originally Posted by Pedaling Fool

No, her problem was that she didn't say, "Pretty please, with sugar on top..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deaa-RElbTw

**LIhikers** · 10-02-2015, 18:53

It seems she was more intent on getting the event recorded than resolved.

**1azarus** · 10-02-2015, 19:28

this is exactly why I never hike with a kayak.

**mtntopper** · 10-02-2015, 19:57

Doesn't she know that bears are only allowed to eat kayaks in September!!!!!!!

**rocketsocks** · 10-02-2015, 21:21

...this is what happens folks when you don't hang your kayak properly.

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