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    Default Urban guerilla/stealth hanging tips needed.

    Later this month, I am going to Florida to visit a friend. Im flying in and out of Orlando and renting a car to West Palm Beach. He's only off Sat and Sun and I'm taking Mon-Wed off as well... I thought I would schlep around the swamp for a day, drive to Orlando and see Universal Studios and have a nice dinner at Margaritaville.

    By Universal, there is a place called Cane Lake that is supposedly inhabited by some kind of a slug monster called Slimebo. I thought it might be fun to find a patch of woods to set up in around there and look for Slimebo.

    Other than late in/early out, don't be seen, & stay away from bum towns, does anyone have any tips for hanging in an urban stealth environment?

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    Don't use your flashlight.

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    hang low!!! wow your brave!!!! enjoy!
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    We need a link to an urban camo tarp. Someone get neo on the Bat Phone!

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    Aim high. Impress us all. Infiltrate Disney World and stealth inside the grounds for a few days. You could write a book about it afterwards.

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    A dirty white tarp, pitched in a tight A-frame configuration would look surprisingly like one of those portable concrete road construction barriers...spread some trash around and you should be invisible :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOWGLI16
    Impress us all. Infiltrate Disney World and stealth inside the grounds for a few days.
    Seconded. I'll even give you a dollar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jeff
    Seconded. I'll even give you a dollar.
    I downloaded Google Earth. There is an island in the lake near Disney World. I'd be willing to bet that there is great stealth hammocking on the island.

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    don't use reflective cord, hang tarp and hammock low, no bright colors, no white light at night, and not near any foot paths... however, busy roads are ok, as no one looks sideways while driving... and as long as there aren't any sidewalks, you won't have to worry about people walking by either. i'm thinking a wooded vacant lot, if there is such a thing left in orlando anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jeff
    Seconded. I'll even give you a dollar.
    Get me a ticket to the Magic Kingdom, and I'll do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Biss
    Get me a ticket to the Magic Kingdom, and I'll do it.
    I'll kick in $5 if you take on the challenge. Anyone else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOWGLI16
    I'll kick in $5 if you take on the challenge. Anyone else?
    I'm in!

    As to advice: Wear a Tinkerbell costume in case you are caught and questioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidsteer
    As to advice: Wear a Tinkerbell costume in case you are caught and questioned.
    Wow - I've heard some bad advice on WB, but rarely anything that'll get you arrested for deviance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jeff
    Wow - I've heard some bad advice on WB, but rarely anything that'll get you arrested for deviance...
    It is a pretty appalling mental picture isn't it?

    Hairy-legged Tinkerbell in a camouflage hammock . Disney World might not care in the least....If he had a ticket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidsteer
    I'm in!

    As to advice: Wear a Tinkerbell costume in case you are caught and questioned.
    Haaahahaha! Now THAT was funni. If that doesn't work you could sprinkle them with a little fairy dust. I hear it is abundant in the area.

    I think the pack could be disguised with a couple of little wings duct taped onto it? And a star taped to the end of the Leki pole!

    I wonder if anyone has ever hiked the trail in a Tutu?

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    I'll pitch a couple in. I think I would almost go down there to see someone sleeping in a hammock in a fairy costume.

    If not a fairy, try one of the chipmonks. They live in trees, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammock engineer
    I'll pitch a couple in. I think I would almost go down there to see someone sleeping in a hammock in a fairy costume.

    If not a fairy, try one of the chipmonks. They live in trees, right?
    http://www.lambdapsiphi.com/daft/daf...abs/chip22.jpg

    The possibilities are disturbing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidsteer
    Thats great.

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    od green and cammo neo

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    Forget the Hammock, find the nearest Walmart. http://news.bostonherald.com/offBeat...132734&format=
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