Two women hikers were sitting quietly together on a summit, minding their own business
Enough is OK, too much is just right.
..... on a moonlit night somewhere in Grayson Highlands
Baltimore Jack: Why are you shining that flashlight up into the sky?
Lone Wolf: Just wondering...
Baltimore Jack: About what?
Lone Wolf: I bet you couldn't climb to the top of that beam of light.
Baltimore Jack: Why of course not! I'd get half way up and you'd turn it off!
"Fish Camp Woman.... Baby, I like the way you smell"
- Unknown Hinson
You know you are having a bad day hiking if the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a train.
Not really a hiking joke, but doesn't this bar look like the Doyle? had to use something for a lead-in...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Opuu...eature=related
This is a joke taken from a song called "The Scotsman".
First lines:
Well a scotsman clad in kilt
Left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell how he walked
that he'd drunk more than his share.
He stumbled round til he could no longer keep his feet,
fell onto the grass to sleep beside the street.
Now two young girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"See young sleeping Scotsman, so young and handsome built, I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt".
Not a hiking joke, but when could I ever follow a thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oKdUFCoVo
I thought I would bump this thread. Some good stuff here.
Getting Lost:
While hiking, redhead, a brunette, and a blond get lost in the wilderness. After a while, they get very hungry, so they send the redhead off to hunt for dinner. Later the redhead returns carrying a huge deer. When the other two ask her how she found it, she simply replies that she "followed the tracks." The second night, the brunette goes off to hunt for dinner. Later the brunette returns carrying a huge moose. Her companions ask her how she found it and she tells them that she also "followed the tracks." The third night the blond goes hunting. Much later she returns looking very upset and empty-handed. The others ask her what happened. She says, "I followed the tracks, but all I found was a train."
River Crossing:
A redhead, a brunette and a blond are hiking when they come to an extremely wide and deep river. There is no bridge, so they decide they must swim across. The redhead tries to swim across first. She makes it 1/4 of the way across, but gets too tired and turns around. She swims back to shore. The brunette tries to swim across next. She makes it 1/3 of the way across, but gets too tired and turns around and swims back to shore, also. The blond tries to swim across next. She makes it 1/2 way across, but gets too tired, and turns around and swims back to shore.
What do you call someone who hops from Georgia to Maine?
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How bout the blond hiker on the bank of the river, sees another blond hiker on the other bank. She yells across, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other looks up and down the river and yells back, "You ARE on the other side!"