when you fart, do you push?

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

::: Dino seen turning pale and quivering as she recalls a box of sugar-free chocolates. Sugar alcohols are even more evil than Olean :::

[Ashman]

Or the sugar free chocolate (Warning excessive consumption may have a laxative effect) So they take chocolate exlax a repackage it as candy! Don't eat a whole bag of that stuff!

[taildragger]

EWS, I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard at something that I've read on whiteblaze before...

[wrongway_08]

My sides hurt, this is some important yet Funny Shizzyat .

[Tipi Walter]

How the heck did this thing make it so far? You guys will talk about anything.

This short quote is the one that made me laugh the hardest, actually made my eyes water.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

I would like to report to the Sharting Police that the entire stealth camping thread is a giant shart. That is all.

[EWS]

The tent police are going to be most displeased with you smearing such a dire matter.

[Cosmo Rules]

What's that smell?

[Hooch]

Dunno what it is about hiking, which, for the record, I love so much. But everytime I hike more than a couple miles, I become flatulence central. Anyone who has hiked with me on any hike longer than a couple miles knows TO NEVER, EVER hike behind me.

[YeOldeBackpacker]

If you think a tent or a sleeping bag can smell foul, try kayaking sometime, you know there is that thing called a sprayskirt that goes around your body and attaches to the kayak to give you a watertight seal,never,I repeat never stop at Truck stop, get yourself a good olde fashioned western omlet with an exta order of homefries, and then go kayaking for the rest of the afternoon words alone cannot describe what it is like to remove this watertight,seal that has contained every fart of the day into one large mass of foul smelling air lurking inside your boat just waiting to escape!!
It is rather amazing watching the faces of the innocent bystanders on the shore when you decide to exit you boat!!

[warraghiyagey]

I would like to report to the Sharting Police that the entire stealth camping thread is a giant shart. That is all.

. . . .

[Hooch]

Or the sugar free chocolate (Warning excessive consumption may have a laxative effect)

Well yeah, it typically has sorbitol in it. Not a good choice to consume if you DON'T want to go poop.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

If you think a tent or a sleeping bag can smell foul, try kayaking sometime, you know there is that thing called a sprayskirt that goes around your body and attaches to the kayak to give you a watertight seal,never,I repeat never stop at Truck stop, get yourself a good olde fashioned western omlet with an exta order of homefries, and then go kayaking for the rest of the afternoon words alone cannot describe what it is like to remove this watertight,seal that has contained every fart of the day into one large mass of foul smelling air lurking inside your boat just waiting to escape!!
It is rather amazing watching the faces of the innocent bystanders on the shore when you decide to exit you boat!!

I was buoyed by this post
Someone had to say it

[RockyBob]

Or the sugar free chocolate (Warning excessive consumption may have a laxative effect) So they take chocolate exlax a repackage it as candy! Don't eat a whole bag of that stuff!

Made that mistake with "No sugar added" Ice Cream. Spent the whole night in the sh***er

[Tin Man]

Getting back to the whole "do you push" question, some of these threads make me want to push to punctuate a comment at the appropriate time instead of using one of the smilies.

[taildragger]

Getting back to the whole "do you push" question, some of these threads make me want to push to punctuate a comment at the appropriate time instead of using one of the smilies.

But do you , or , when you push to fart?

[Tin Man]

But do you , or , when you push to fart?

Depends on the audience.

[gaga]

don't push! forcing it to hard might rupture a blood vessel in the brain, or pop out a hemorrhoid (not in the brain)

[Thoughtful Owl]

don't push! forcing it to hard might rupture a blood vessel in the brain, or pop out a hemorrhoid (not in the brain)

I don't know, some of these comments would lead me to believe some authors have hemorrhoids for brains

[gold bond]

How 'bout draft beer, picled eggs in hot sauce with a piesce of hoop cheese. Stayed around for about two whole days. My wife was gonna make me move out after that weekend!!