Where is Sgt. Rock?

[SGT Rock]

We regulary do. We also have other techniques to track trolls over and above simple IP cross reference. The IP cross reference is not always accurate for certain reasons.

[Trail Yeti]

They also wear goofy hats and denounce travel myths.

I think thats a Gnome...not a troll. And Chaz Michael Michaels would collapse under the granite fists of Sgt Rock's onslaught....while Flash Gordon theme music plays in the background

[dixicritter]

Back on topic:

Rock, I hope you are on the mend. I know Dixi and the kids are happy you're home and I'm sure you are as well. Tell everyone I said hi (and Dixi that I miss our midnight and 8am phone calls). Y'all take care!

Hi back at ya. I'll give ya a call and check up... I mean in on ya later.

[dixicritter]

By the way... anyone know how to keep a Rock from going out against Doctor's orders and doing trail maintenance??? I'm looking for suggestions.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

You cal a big 'ol fluffy Dino who will drive across town and sit on him.

Hi back at ya. I'll give ya a call and check up... I mean in on ya later.

Three-way calling is available - hint, hint

[dixicritter]

You cal a big 'ol fluffy Dino who will drive across town and sit on him.

That is a good one...

I threatened this morning to hide his chainsaw.

[Thru Hiker Wife]

Hmmm. Do threats work? Like threatening that he'll not be able to go back to the trail as quickli (if he so chooses) or that he'll injure himself further until he physically cannot do maintenance or any of the other physical activities he is considering pursuing.

ROCK, LISTEN TO DIXI! She is one smart chic who adores you and doesn't want to see you hurting!

[Hooch]

By the way... anyone know how to keep a Rock from going out against Doctor's orders and doing trail maintenance??? I'm looking for suggestions.

"Cut him off" for a few weeks?

[JAK]

By the way... anyone know how to keep a Rock from going out against Doctor's orders and doing trail maintenance??? I'm looking for suggestions.

Take away his wenching privileges.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

That is a good one...

I threatened this morning to hide his chainsaw.

My garage is at your disposal. Don't forget the bow saw, axe and pulaski.

[Tin Man]

By the way... anyone know how to keep a Rock from going out against Doctor's orders and doing trail maintenance??? I'm looking for suggestions.

Victoria Secret

[Thru Hiker Wife]

"Cut him off" for a few weeks?

Ooooo, there is that!

[Hooch]

My garage is at your disposal. Don't forget the bow saw, axe and pulaski.

If he gets desperate, he may try something with an old E-Tool. Hide it too.

[Thru Hiker Wife]

Hi back at ya. I'll give ya a call and check up... I mean in on ya later.

No worries, dear. I know you have been busy and are enjoying some long desired time with the ROCK. Just sending all my love your way!

[Tin Man]

Three-way calling is available - hint, hint

My garage is at your disposal.

[Thru Hiker Wife]

Good friends help friends hide the bodies.

[dixicritter]

Great suggestions! I knew I could count on y'all! Hooch I hadn't thought about his E-tool, I'll hide it too.

Good friends help friends hide the bodies.

Absolutely!!

[SGT Rock]

Victoria Secret

I like this idea best. Y'all keep suggesting that.

[Bulldawg]

Ummm Victoria Secret would work for me. Stops the urge to hike for a while, but it always seem to creep back into my mind somehow.

[Hooch]

Great suggestions! I knew I could count on y'all! Hooch I hadn't thought about his E-tool, I'll hide it too.



Absolutely!!

In case you read this Rock, it's nothing personal. Dixi, maybe you should send the kids out and "distract" him next time he starts to get up.