SGT Rock is so short he has to rappell out of bed in the morning.
SGT Rock is so short he has can sit in the edge of a dime and let his feet dangle.
SGT Rock is so short he can go skydiving off the kitchen counter.
SGT Rock is so short you'd have to dig a hole to kick his butt. (Not that any of us could. )
SGT Rock is so short he has to reach up to scratch a snake's belly.
SGT Rock is so short he can play handball on the curb.
SGT Rock is so short he does backflips under the bed.
SGT Rock is so short he makes the jockeys at Churchill Downs look tall.
SGT Rock is so short he could hang glide under a Dorito.
SGT Rock is so short he can run laps around the top of the toilet.
SGT Rock is so short he can go bobsledding on a a Frito.
SGT Rock is so short he's the last oen to know when it rains.
SGT Rock is so short he has to use a step stool to brush his teeth 'cause he can't see the mirror anymore.
SGT Rock is so short he saw a shelter mouse and thought it was Sasquatch.
SGT Rock is so short he had to add a rope ladder to the side of my hammock so I could climb in at night.
SGT Rock is so short he uses tent stakes as trekking poles.
SGT Rock is so short he has to stand on a rock to stir the ramen in his cook pot.
SGT Rock is so short he hangs his hammock from a tree root.
SGT Rock is so short he sleeps sideways in his hammock.
SGT Rock is so short he uses a kleenex for a hammock.