Originally Posted by bigmac_in
Hey Warraghy
i sez i luvs you!
Egads.....!http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._park_attempts
March 1, 2010 | Issue 46•09
JACKSON, WY—In an effort to revitalize its rapidly dwindling ranger population, officials at Yellowstone National Park unveiled a new mating program this week in hopes of doubling the endangered employees' numbers by 2015. "It's vital we act now and save these once proud rangers before it's too late," said National Park Service director Jonathan Jarvis, adding that his staff had already begun identifying alpha males, monitoring the fertility cycles of several females, and preparing specially designed enclosures that would encourage copulation. "We've matched more than 15 active breeding pairs and now just have to wait and pray that they successfully mate." Park sources also said that, if Friday's singles' mixer doesn't go well, some of the more resistant female rangers may have to be tranquilized and artificially inseminated.
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THIS is my gd 2,000th post...yeah that's right muthr****rs...triple 000's
and i'd like to thank
the academy
warrghy for bein the love of my life and the best friend i ever had
enviro for bein the wingman and my eternal plan B
dino who, believe it or not, was the wingwoman
cylde, the back-up, back-up plan
kanga for always being a horrble warning instead of setting a good example
dixi, for tolerating the bs
lw for not bein a big pussy and dying
gypsy, who must be a saint
rockhound for much the same reasons as kanga
monkeyboy for reminding me how evolved i actually was
superman for teaching me the lessons of the past
ray, cuz that man has skillz
mags for showing me new levels of suckitude to which i may aspire
woodsy for keepin it real
big mac, because its not just a menu item at mcdonalds
sly for bein my very favorite
roots and gungho for bein and stayin in love all these years
d'artagnan for bein the funniest mf
bearpaw for um...i mean dewey for...uh..i'm so confused
coolbreeze for stckin it to the man
taildragger for bein the only one who ever knew what i was talkin about
bulldawg representin'
jermm cuz she likes girls
mal for kickin ass and takin names
for ronnie, the king of the world
and
beaver and penguin for the love
and saimyoji for hangin' in there
who'd i forget? love you tooooooooooo...you know...it's friday
this thread has always been about friends
This is so humiliating!
I love the smell of esbit in the morning!
OMFG i TOLD YOU....i love you nuglet...i am a f tardThis is so humiliating!
Just think. only about 8500 more posts and you'll be all caught up to Wharrgy.
strangely enough, i'll always be chasing after that man
That was very funny Egads, "Ranger Repopulation"
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
Woo
no - but it helps!
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
Woo
The dust has settled and am honored to be part of vonfrick's hall of fameno - but it helps!
As you were.
WALK ON
while i'm flattered to have my own by line, and not be lumped in with the crowd, i'm a little confused about the hangin' in there part....unless you are referring to my rooster, in which case.......
How did I get included in that herd of pack sniffers?
It's a great day to be alive !
you were just really lucky..How did I get included in that herd of pack sniffers?
What I want to know is what am I representin'??
Where's Dancer and I? How about a little recognition for a brotha and sista?
"If you play a Nicleback song backwards, you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Nickleback." - Dave Grohl
How did I get included in that herd of pack sniffers?Can't argue with that. . .
It's a great day to be alive !
are you really sure you want to know?
because we can't say that on here?Where's Dancer and I? How about a little recognition for a brotha and sista?
There's a name I'm thinking of for you here, but I'm thinking that spiny reptile would delete it and punish me for using it.
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