Lone Wolf for Mayor of Damascus

**Desert Lobster** · 02-04-2004, 18:43

Could he win?

**Kerosene** · 02-04-2004, 18:46

Would he accept the challenge if he was nominated?

**A-Train** · 02-04-2004, 18:53

Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex

**Lone Wolf** · 02-04-2004, 19:11

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints.

**smokymtnsteve** · 02-04-2004, 21:55

Originally Posted by A-Train

Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex

you mean WINGFOOT is going to be mayor and LONE WOLF vice-mayor....
what a combination..I don't think this is goona work.

**Kozmic Zian** · 02-08-2004, 00:42

Originally Posted by L. Wolf

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints.

What a lovely guy.................................Oh, 'scuse me...Humorrrrr....?

**Lone Wolf** · 02-08-2004, 09:05

Going thru life with no sense of humor must suck.

Have a nice day and drive safely.

**gungho** · 02-23-2008, 02:11

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints.

So, How did the campaign go

**Smile** · 02-23-2008, 02:14

I need an absentee ballot

**bfitz** · 02-23-2008, 02:21

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf

I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints.

You'll get along with the sherriff

**CaseyB** · 02-23-2008, 02:33

Watcjout, mayor, we got us'ns another thread digger.

(according to local rumor there are 8-9 people running for 5 council seats this year so it should be indeed interesting.)

**Frolicking Dinosaurs** · 02-23-2008, 07:44

I'm proposing that Damascus be renamed Billville and that the Mayor, city council , etc. of Billville replace all currently elected officials. The first order of business will of course be installing adequate refrigeration in the town campground and all lunch ladies in town will be replaced. The new sheriff will outlaw any use of deceased groundhogs or digging of holes under anyone's tent.

Sadly, Lone Wolf will not be the mayor, but will move out of town due to excessive chagrin and dismay. However, Trail Days will become an even bigger party.

**Doughnut** · 02-23-2008, 07:50

Way too much time on your, Uhm dino hands, dino...

**bfitz** · 02-23-2008, 18:12

Originally Posted by Frolicking Dinosaurs

I'm proposing that Damascus be renamed Billville

Pretty maids all in a row...

**bfitz** · 02-23-2008, 18:13

Originally Posted by bfitz

Pretty maids all in a row...

I was talking about the new lunch ladies....

**warraghiyagey** · 02-23-2008, 18:15

Originally Posted by A-Train

Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex

OWWWWWwwwwfrickin-CHUH!!!

**warraghiyagey** · 02-23-2008, 18:17

Originally Posted by bfitz

I was talking about the new lunch ladies....

Do they have those little milk cartons??? I love those!

**Frolicking Dinosaurs** · 02-23-2008, 18:28

These statements

Originally Posted by bfitz

Pretty maids all in a row...

Originally Posted by bfitz

I was talking about the new lunch ladies....

With this pic:

I do believe Bfitz has called the Billville women trashy

**warraghiyagey** · 02-23-2008, 18:30

Originally Posted by Frolicking Dinosaurs

I do believe Bfitz has called the Billville women trashy

SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

**bfitz** · 02-23-2008, 19:18

Originally Posted by warraghiyagey

SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Well, to clarify, I can't say definitively that they're all trashy.

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