Lone Wolf for Mayor of Damascus

[Ron Haven]

might be some in my freezer

I would call on you first.

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

So here is the question who do we nominate as "Mama-San" of the brothel? Who takes care of the girls?

Dino, how dare you call me that
It's Madam Dino to you, sucka'

[Almost There]

Dino, how dare you call me that
It's Madam Dino to you, sucka'

Or is it....Mistress Dino! (Sound of whip cracking in background!)

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

Or is it....Mistress Dino! (Sound of whip cracking in background!)

::: Dino seen mopping soda off monitor and keyboard :::

[Sly]

LW is already the Mayor of Whiteblaze. Ask anyone on Trail Forums.

[Lone Wolf]

LW is already the Mayor of Whiteblaze. Ask anyone on Trail Forums.

really? that site is lame. no posts. and the ones there are trash.

[BlackCloud]

If an ombudsman from a fly-over state with zero federal experience can have a shot at the Presidency, why can't our man L/W win a crappy little down home election????

[refreeman]

Now that is FUNNY!
The town bum as Mayor! LOL

[Lone Wolf]

Now that is FUNNY!
The town bum as Mayor! LOL

bless your heart, sweetie

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

bless your heart, sweetie

Proof positive that LW has become a full-fledged member of Dixie Forget mayor of Damascus - let's got for POTUS!

Wonder if you can play 'Hail to the Chief' with a fiddle and a banjo?

[Jaybird]

Could he win?

i thought LONE WOLF was ALREADY the MAYOR of Damascus!

[refreeman]

Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly.

[Heater]

Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly.

The Bro.

[Lone Wolf]

Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly.

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[mweinstone]

Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

[bfayer]

Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

Holly cow, a ghost from the past stops in for a visit!

[moytoy]

Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

WOW....Heeeessss Baaaackkkkk!

[Rain Man]

Well, these folks say Damascus is on of the coolest small towns in America!
10 coolest small towns in America 2012

"#4 Damascus, VA: Pop. 814

"The perfect trailside pit stop

"If you decide to drive to Damascus, you’ll likely be in the minority. This is hiking and cycling heaven, where seven major trails intersect, including the undulating Virginia Creeper and the granddaddy of them all: the 2,180-mile Appalachian Trail.

"In a nifty bit of irony, six of the seven trails converge in a parking lot, at Mojoes Trailside Coffee House (331 Douglas Dr., mojoestrailsidecoffee.com, lattes from $3.50), where most mornings you’ll find a clutch of locals and through-hikers chatting about travel plans. Breakfast is the big meal in town, and the more energy-boosting calories the better. That’s one reason why the Lazy Fox Inn is famous less for its trailside location than for its legendary country breakfast that includes cheese grits, scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits and gravy, and sausage (133 Imboden St., lazyfoxinn.com, doubles with private bath from $85).

"Yet the carbo-loading, hard-core trekkers you’ll find in Damascus don’t always look as you’d expect. “Mamaw B.” (her adopted trail name) was in town beginning her usual 15- to 18-mile hike. She’s 71 and has been backpacking for 31 years. “The secret to good health is to remain active and to always have something to look forward to,” she says, as she sets off from Mojoes toward—where, exactly? She just smiles and points north."

[Sarcasm the elf]

Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

Wait, Matthewski is back !?! Maybe there is hope. Can we convince him to stop into the Cyber Hiker Cafe?

[Wise Old Owl]

Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

CRAP Matty where the HELL have you been! stop by the Cafe!