You might be a southern hiker if...

[trouthunter]

HAR HAR, Massachusetts boy. This is supposed to be a humor thread. This is one reason we good Southerners grew up thinking DAMN Yankee was one word. Ain't that funny.

Rain Man

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Thanks Rainman, an'here I wuz thinkin i wuz gonna hafta unchain the dog.
We dont go hikin with girls. We keeps em barefoot an pregnent.
everbody knows that.

[Bare Bear]

This thread is making me hungry.................heading for Lee Roy Selmons where they know how to cook southern style.
If you have to ask what is in the BBQ then you are not southern.

[gaga]

if you don`t see nothing wrong with this expression: " We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly folks around here." LOL

[Tinker]

What about noodling. A good ole southern boy will know what will know what that is. Get your mind out of the gutter.

We don't get any good catfish up here. We just get brown bullheads and horned pout. And we catch them on hook and line. Not very sportsmanlike.

[TwistedToad]

well here are some words for you yanks....
A-Fixin- getting ready, we're a-fixin to go to the store
Peaked- sick looking, he's might peaked today
Holler-small valley
Fetch- to bring, go fetch the doctor
Vittles-food
Put Out- angry, he shore was put out bout the meetin
You'ns, you and you all, you'ns aint gonna get no vittles
Cuttin up- acting a fool, lil Johnny shore was cuttin up last night
Book Red-educated, we aim to git lil johnny book red someday
Fur piece- a great distance, he lives a fur piece form his kin folk
Lollygag- To loaf
Pizen- poison, i seen lotsa pizen snakes in these parts
Clum- climed, I clum that hill for the last time
Crick, a stiffness, lil johnny has a crick in his neck
Smack Dam- exactly, I shot that deer smack dab thru the heart
Poke- bag, put the chicken in a poke
Whupped- spanked, pa shore whupped me good
ET- eaten, have ya et?
Gander- to look at, take a gander at her outfit
Naw- no, naw I never fetched the syrup
Parts- area, what's he doing in these parts?
Reach- hand to me, reach me the gravy bowl
I Don't Care- means yes, I don't care to help with the dishes
Covered Up- busy, I'm covered up
Keeked- cooked, how do you want it keeked
Furriner- foreigner, that furriner don't know what he's in for

Well there ya go something to chew on fer a bit!

[gaga]

there is a dude here that said that his brother`s name was Billy and he lives up an the Hill is that you TwistedToad????

[TwistedToad]

there is a dude here that said that his brother`s name was Billy and he lives up an the Hill is that you TwistedToad????

I do live on a hill, but my name isn't Billy. The words I posted are just a few I had written down from talking to my Great Grandma! Some friends would be like what in the world is she saying! lol I do so miss her!!

[Toolshed]

You might be a southern hiker if..... You run across ******

[Toolshed]

or your dogs name is Bubba.
or you fill your water bladder with bud..

[Bare Bear]

I did meet a guy that had 70 oz of SOUTHERN COMFORT in his hydro-bag. I couldn't figure out why he needed water. Perhaps he was a southern boy.

[various]

you might be a southern hiker if you can check in w wife and sister in1 call

[gaga]

you might be a southern hiker if you can check in w wife and sister in1 call

it`s called a 3 way call, amigo

[SkinnyT]

Geez. And you sometimes wonder where "Northern Elitist" derives from! Just joking you bunch of carpetbaggers. We can take a good joke too.

[Gray Blazer]

well here are some words for you yanks....
A-Fixin- getting ready, we're a-fixin to go to the store
Peaked- sick looking, he's might peaked today
Holler-small valley
Fetch- to bring, go fetch the doctor
Vittles-food
Put Out- angry, he shore was put out bout the meetin
You'ns, you and you all, you'ns aint gonna get no vittles
Cuttin up- acting a fool, lil Johnny shore was cuttin up last night
Book Red-educated, we aim to git lil johnny book red someday
Fur piece- a great distance, he lives a fur piece form his kin folk
Lollygag- To loaf
Pizen- poison, i seen lotsa pizen snakes in these parts
Clum- climed, I clum that hill for the last time
Crick, a stiffness, lil johnny has a crick in his neck
Smack Dam- exactly, I shot that deer smack dab thru the heart
Poke- bag, put the chicken in a poke
Whupped- spanked, pa shore whupped me good
ET- eaten, have ya et?
Gander- to look at, take a gander at her outfit
Naw- no, naw I never fetched the syrup
Parts- area, what's he doing in these parts?
Reach- hand to me, reach me the gravy bowl
I Don't Care- means yes, I don't care to help with the dishes
Covered Up- busy, I'm covered up
Keeked- cooked, how do you want it keeked
Furriner- foreigner, that furriner don't know what he's in for

Well there ya go something to chew on fer a bit!

Wow!I knew all of those. I am a hick,

Rat cheer (Sit down rat cheer (right here)).

Gon stow fo mo (Going to the store for more).

[Tipi Walter]

You know you're in the south when the hunters are out in force and you find a coyote on the trail with its face shot off and left to rot.

[Tipi Walter]

You might be a Southern Hiker if you think "taking out the trash" means taking your wife hiking.

Or reading a story about Hiking With Your Dog and think it's about going out with you wife.

You know your in the south when mountain dew costs $20 and they want the jar back.
I had to be told to return it the first time. ooops

I'm with tipi walter on not helping the hunters, unless they want to leave their guns at home and agree to a standing eight count.

Or leave the dogs at home and go out in a pair of moccasins with a bowie knife.

You might be a southern hiker if you know the difference between "June Bugs" and "July Flies."
...there ain't no difference in a "fire fly" and a "lightnin' bug."
...you've heard of "Heat Lightnin'."
...the hotter the evening, the sweeter the magnolia.
... classical music is Doc Watson, Lynard Skynard and Hank Willams....Senior or Junior.
...you'd sell your soul for one more 'helpin' of your Grandmother's biscuits and sorghum molasses.

I knew I was in the south when I was at a grocery store checkout in Boone standing behind Doc and his wife.

[Lone Wolf]

You know you're in the south when the hunters are out in force and you find a coyote on the trail with its face shot off and left to rot.

a good coyote is a dead one to some

[Kanati]

You might be a southern hiker if you look at all dat purdy wildlife and think of 9 different ways to deep fry it with what you have in your pack

You're hittin close to home now!

[Kanati]

down here in Mississippi they call it "grabbling" (with the L added in)

Grappling is correct. I live on the TN/MS line. We always grapple, until you get the wrong end of a logger head snapping turtle. Then you go to Wal-Mart and buy some fishing stuff.

[Heater]

You know you're in the south when the hunters are out in force and you find a coyote on the trail with its face shot off and left to rot.

Heeeeey, Sunshine!