Originally Posted by
Dogwood
Why the #$%@ do U need a gun on the AT??????????????? Do U think this is the wild wild west??? LIONS AND AND BEARS OH MY????
The Top Ten Reasons to Carry a Gun on the AT:
10. It comes in handy when driving tent stakes into hard ground.
9. Bear bag rope stuck in tree? No problem!
8. Need another tie-out place in your tarp?
7. Water accumulating at the bottom of your pack cover? Make a drain hole.
6. Quiets owls and whiporwills so you can sleep.
5. Snake won't move off the trail? Make it into two snakes.
4. Quickly unties knots.
3. Opens bottles when your fingers are cold.
2. Forget your fishing pole?
And the Number One Reason to Carry a Gun on the AT:
Chicks dig them.