Here are a few lessons-learned points for a boy scout backpacking trip. These are provided for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual events that may or may not have occurred this weekend are purely coincidental. If you have a favorite lessons-learned lesson, feel free to share.
Old: We are going on a backpacking trip
New: We are going on a trip without cars, coolers or sherpas where everything must fit in a backpack and nothing is carried in one’s hands.
Old: See attached backpacking list for necessary gear
New: Print out attached backpacking list and carefully check off each item as it goes into the backpack. If an item is on the ten-essential list, that means it is not optional, pack it!
Old: See attached backpacking list for food recommendations
New: The attached backpacking list has some recommended meals. You may want to cook something else, but keep in mind whatever you bring has to fit in a backpack, where every extra ounce equates to that much extra pain when carried. Please make sure you understand how many scouts you are buying for and only buy that much - NO extras.
Old: Secure all gear in your backpack properly
New: All personal gear, patrol gear, food and everything else you bring, except what you are wearing, must be placed INSIDE your backpack -OR- attached OUTSIDE so tight that when an adult gives it a sharp tug it does not move, wobble or come off the backpack. For external frame packs, sleeping bags must be in a stuff sack and strapped to the frame AND pass the tug test. For internal frame packs, sleeping bags must be packed inside the pack.
Old: Bring two bottles of water each
New: Bring 1 liter of water each and only powdered drinks PERIOD. If you want milk, bring powdered milk. If you insist on Mac n’Cheese, bring powdered milk and butter or just substitute water. For additional water requirements, we will collect our own water and purify as needed.
Old: We are hiking in 3 miles on Saturday and out 0.5 miles to xyz parking lot on Sunday. Parents should plan to be at the parking lot at 10 am to pick up your son.
New: We are hiking in for 2 hours on Saturday and we will call the parents to tell them when and where to meet for Sunday pick up. The plan is Sunday between 11 and noon at a parking lot where the bridge on the access trail is not washed out and the trail is passable. [don’t ask! ]
Old: Meet us at xyz trailhead parking lot
New: Parents, when we call you to tell you when and where to meet us, meet us at the designated trailhead parking lot. Do not come down the trail thinking you will just run into us. There are many trails and chances are likely we will NOT be coming down the trail you think (or the trail we might have told you). AND you definitely want to avoid dirty, mud-encrusted, nasty-looking trolls that vaguely resemble your sons before they are cleaned up.