I'm pretty sure this would end up in humour anyway.
I am wearing hiking clothes, like I pretty much do every day.
1. Light loose somewhat oversized LLBean merino sweater.
2. Columbia Titanium Omnidry hiking shorts.
3. Light boxers.
4. Black light wool dress socks 78% wool, 2% spandex, 20% nylon.
5. Northface Trail Runners with yellow triptease laces.
Oh yeah, 10oz Patagonia daypack.
Yeah its got hiking stuff in it too but lets not go there.